nothing happens: the movie

nothing happens: the movie

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino happened

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a few dudes got killed off-screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly because allied bombing campaign btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily the most interesting movie i've watched for a few years.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie really made me think about all those videos of Israelis talking about how hard their life is and IDF dancing like children while Gazan children are bombed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glazer is pro-Palestine thoughbeit

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the banality of evil has itself become a banal concept, Glazer really needed an approach other than knockoff Haneke for it to be effective

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but does it really deserve 92 on metacritic

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit: the movie

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glazer is always kino but he really needs to up his output to more than once a decade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Glazer is always kino but he really needs to up his output to more than once a decade

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mike rowe is right
    a hard days work is it's own reward!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simply a masterpiece

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait

      The ending scene was great, and the kid hearing the camp outside his window and reenacting the lines to himself

      More history movies need to have shorter runtimes and not be bloated 3 hour long messes. Half the runtime and I feel like I know more about Hoss than I do Oppenheimer

      reddit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buzzwords

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending scene was great, and the kid hearing the camp outside his window and reenacting the lines to himself

    More history movies need to have shorter runtimes and not be bloated 3 hour long messes. Half the runtime and I feel like I know more about Hoss than I do Oppenheimer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit is that what he was doing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That he likes to run death camps and clean his dick at the sink? Woah, character growth!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So happy my brain isn't rotten by /misc/ yet and I can enjoy this kino, ending was the most interesting thing that's been done in filmmaking in a very long time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like israelites but I also hate poltards, will I like this film?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is probably the easiest holocaust movie to watch even if you don't like israelites because they barely have a part in it, so I'd give it a try

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to torrent this
    I like Martin Amis
    is it good?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the many genocides the Russians did never mentioned

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing happens: the movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      France is hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anatomy of a fall
      >nothing happens
      lolwat? It's constant happening from start to finish. Probably the most entertaining movie i saw in years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/giOzmZI.jpg

      nothing happens: the movie

      Both movies carried by Sandra Hüller

      Also that was her real dog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that. Keeps you on the edge, but who dunnit?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 47 minutes in and so far it has been shit.
    Constant moronic cacophony from the camp is annoying as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? You are just watching it in the background while playing on Cinemaphile? You are supposed to shut off everything and be trapped with what is on screen. It is supposed to be an EXPERIENCE.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It is supposed to be an EXPERIENCE.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        I'm done now.
        It was thankfully a short film. Might be better to see this in theaters as it relied so heavily on the soundtrack.
        This wasn't anything special to write about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reported to Anti-Semite of the Week and the ADL

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing happens: the movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this movie. But even this shit is better than Zone of Interest

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Villain is evil because he...wants that promotion at work
    Yeah right

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they hated the israelites so much why did the mom want their clothes and make up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you only steal from people you don't hate
      brilliant

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They thought israelites were vermin, why would wear clothes worn by rats?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she really wanted those curtains

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Non-Nazis and citizens saw them as rich people who owned nice things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. She should only steal from people she likes

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things happen to victims, people without power. Living on the wrong side of history always feels peachy, until one day the unexpected explodes out of nowhere: "how did this happen? We weren't being told the whole truth?"

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    audiobook: the movie

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing happens
    Just like real life!

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The postcredit masturbation machine tease was done well

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auschwitz slice of life is comfy!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it kinda is

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life happened

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i live like 65km from the camp. I was there once on a school trip. Still think about it

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I groaned a bit when hearing there's yet another Auswitz movie, but it was honestly kino.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was up with the nazi party? how come one of the people hoss was talking to looked transgender? it clearly wasnt a woman. Or was she? just a mannish looking one?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though Oscar noms needed a diversity quota. Not this comfy Whitey Paradisa.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this real pradeep?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pajeet

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i dont watch zionist propaganda movies posing as ww2 movies anymore

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was great. Going to thermal cam whenever the Polish girl steps outside was awesome, I wish there had been more weird visual stuff like that since he clearly has a knack for it.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should win best picture. If you don’t get it, you’re just not smart enough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's nolan's year but yeah, great movie, hope it wins for best cinematography and gets played in high schools throughout the country

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too, am a happening denier.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The effect wears off pretty quickly. Would've worked better as a short.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would've worked better as a short
      Pseud parrot comment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you disagree? Why?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based comment.

    And no, it's a very simple movie with a very simple premise and concept. It's just about Hoss and is family literally living next door to Auschwitz and showing how they react and are affected by living right next to the genocide. They eat breakfast, do paperwork, have guests and throw parties as they see furnace smoke and hear screams and gunshots. It's basically Holocaust the audiobook., and it works.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As the Israelis continue their campaign of genocide against the Palestinians expect more Holocaust propaganda to shame anyone thinking of protesting. While they show you events from 100 years ago Israel is butchering Palestinian civilians.

    It's a sick irony. Whites are being shamed for their history while israelites commit the very crimes they accuse whites of.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm le heckin intellectual because i call everything propaganda
      have a nice day homosexual

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >post-occupation resistance movement

    ?

    >when even places like Ethiopia and Albania managed to have one

    Why would they NOT have a resistance movement? Even the French had one.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he retching in the end?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had him for his foams

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He saw into the future that he would be reincarnated as a cleaning lady and he found it too insulting to bear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he imagined the smell at home

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