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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is the audience for minions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      string operation for Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinophiles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        T H I S

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little kids and women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thomas Shelby and Tony Soprano would never watch the Minions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have a 9 and 6 year old who have been wanting to go back to the kinoplex for a while but nothing has been playing worth money. this may do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the whole family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Families with children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      successful, married men and their 2.4 children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Divorced dads and unmarried middle aged women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my dad loves the little buggers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual little kids anon, if lighyear was Buzz beating aliens and screaming to infinity and beyond like hero from the 80’s kill would be loving it, the kids wouldn’t matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The minion squad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little Kids
      Chinese
      Indians
      Lati
      Women
      Autistic & mentally disabled

      p big market

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      High test individuals, aka non capeshiters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nick Fuentes has been pushing it hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never purposefully saw any of these movies. My mother-in-law loves the whole series so we watched Despicable Me one visit. Watched Minions on a different visit. Another family trip I was visiting my nieces and nephews. They love these movies too so we watched Despicable Me 2 one day and Despicable Me 3 the next day.

      I have to say, even though I never cared enough to check these out on my own the entire series is funny and kino and I'll definitely watch these with my kids when they get a little bit older. I kind of want to see Minions: Rise of Gru on my own tbqh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a meme right now involving zoomers flooding the theaters for it while wearing suits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GenXers and children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        translate plz

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Middle age people and children. My dad loves the minions for some insane reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinèma enjoyers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dad said it looked good. He hasn't seen any of the other movies in the franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moms and their little children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who hate fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mexican children and their parents

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mesopotamian literary scholars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      facebook moms and their mocha babies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Parents who hate their kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to see it tomorrow, honestly can't wait. Heard there was a new Tame Impala song in as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m tired of pretending the minions aren’t funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ESLs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kids and soccer moms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinomasters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brown people and dying grandmothers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soccer moms of all ages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those who want to break from the cynicism and meta-post-pseudo-irony on the internet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Minions harkens back to early internet randomness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banana.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Parents desperate for any family entertainment that’s not trying to groom their kids into homosexuals.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oi, none of that woke shit for my m8s

    just some laffs from the little yellow blokes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cropping a britcringe photo to hide the embarrassing legs and pretend they're chads

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    minions are baced

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's Disney's excuse now?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now destroy Thor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Minions are the real chads.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bazed minions

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take, I like the idea of the minions.
    The lore of them helping the most evil person or whatever. I don't think it's most evil because they helped Napoleon.
    But I think it's funny to have little autistic beans running around and planning the conquest of Europe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They pussied out when they put the minions in a cave so it wouldn't be implied that they helped hitler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about Nero or Vlad the Impaler? Is it possible Minions helped them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      napol*on was evil incarnated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Seething Jacobin.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10.8 million is huge
    Am I moronic or are they doing some major goalpost moving here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10m is solid for a thurs opening of an animated sequel

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a toast!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a huge 10m

    ??????????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10m PREVIEW, as in not even getting into the actual Friday-Sunday weekend.

      By comparison Lightyear got 5m

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it today.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eurochads make unpozzed children's movies unlike americ**ts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Illumination is American

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >French animators and directors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >coping this hard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just stating

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10.8 million opening
    uhhh isnt that a flop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Previews!

  14. 2 years ago
    Goodbye Mongolenin

    A Work Ov Degenerate Sculpture Goes Bust

    >Dhey Saved Mongolenin's Dead Brain

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Despicable Me franchise wouldn't exist without Shark Tale. They have the same producer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino Tale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shark Tale was the first animated film she produced and the only one from Dreamworks. She joined Illumination once it was founded, and has produced all of their films so far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino Tale

      Kino taste

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The minute you start using the point of view of Twitter or the point of view of every single culture, no matter how intolerant they are, to guide your creative expression, I think you’re on a very slippery slope — not only morally but creatively. It’s impossible to protect the creative process and still be trying to figure out how to thread a needle that’s never going to offend anybody.
    https://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/illumination-chris-meledandri-twitter-minions-mario-217984.html

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it with my wife and kid today, it was cute and the theater was packed. We saw lightyear opening day and this was like going to maverick in comparison, it should do quite well.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THREAD THEME

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despicable Me is redpilled as frick.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The minions are trans so actually we won chud 😉

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising. That one screenshot has more colors than the entire Lightyear film.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the current opening weekend estimate?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the same studio who put Chris Pratt as Mario. This Gru movie will fail

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