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Nine. Eleven.
FREEZE GLOBAL
A middling synthesis
Yeah, that's what I'd call this. A milquetoast amalgam.
this guy is a fricking marine, he does navy seals tier exercises 5 days a week
The marines i know are weak alchoholic losers. And i say that as their friend
you don't sound much like a friend anon
He's just a bad friend OKAY
Well the marines I know could kick the shit out of the ones you know.
>marine
>alchoholic loser
Literally me
The Danny Trejo of deniros
I walked through blood and bone to find Rig so I could m'ask him sumn
he was in Alexandria at the time
back to brit
>raised in a blue collar catholic family
>joins gang as a youth and gets caught up in the street life
>judge gives him an ultimatum of jail or military service
>joins the marine corps
>becomes an elite delta force recon ranger
>operates in the hottest of warzones
>gets out
>joins pmc
>continues operating
>gets involved with cartels running security for them
>decides to turn his life around
>becomes a successful actor/life coach/youth counselor
>burns local
>is a real one
>pitt daddy
>could kick your ass
What a guy
don't forget he got his career in acting by being spotted in the streets by a director that thought he would be perfect in the cast, guy needs a biopic
Is literally any of that true in any way beyond him just saying so? Wheres that one navy seal guy on youtube that checks if special forces larpers are legit or not?
>Wheres that one navy seal guy on youtube that checks if special forces larpers are legit or not?
who?
Don shipley thats the guy
sounds interesting I'll check his channel out
>burns his trash in the back garden
Wouldn't want to mess with him.
Jonathan Edward Bernthal was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a israeli family. He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019. His paternal grandfather was musician and producer Murray Bernthal (1911–2010).
>h-he israeli
>produces two wonderful Aryan children
don't drink when pregnant, folks
His birth name is actually Giovanni Benatelli.
Johnny came to our gym in Brooklyn to train for Punisher. Everyone thought he was just a Hollywood fanook, but he ko'd everyone, including our heavyweights. He's a real one. He threw a party for us before he left and made his nana's sauce and meatballs with braciole. Marona mia, it was unbelievable. Better then my mom's.
wtf is this real please tell me you ask him for a selfie
in a blue collar catholic family
kek I know so many israelites who wish they were Italian, what is that all about?
stop lying on the internet
Freeze Global
>oh, come on
>So this Negan fella forced the entire group of survivors to their knees and had them tied up. He wanted them to feel fully submitted to his sadistic lust for power. He had this baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire so he could enact blunt force trauma and tear at the flesh and bone of his victims. He singled out a young asian man and forced everyone to watch as he repeatedly bashed his skull in, including his lover who shrieked in terror at the display of brutality. Every swing Negan took deformed this poor fellows head, even forcing his eyes out of their sockets. Through sheer force of will the young asian man survived long enough to call out his beloveds name, before Negan finally struck the life and brain matter out him forever.
>As they cried in horror and mourning for their friend Negan laughed and mocked them- I mean this guy was a real jerk
Shane was a prophet. Rigg couldn't keep'em safe.
>So yeah I really needed to beat the everloving shit out of my wife to get closer to God and become the man I was meant to be
>Wow
Nothing has burned more locally than this podcast.
The worst part is the burnocracy.
BURN LOCAL IN HELL YOU SON OF A b***h
NO MORE GLOBAL MEAT
RICK NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
Horrible crossover. Possibly the worst crossover Cinemaphile ever had.
it's so bad it reminds me of that horrible tragedy
the worst part is the hypocrisy
>I'm gonna burn local them all
kino
kino
I saw John Bernthal at the whole foods in Santa Monica. He saw me staring at him and at first I was embarrassed but he came over waving and smiling. he said "Hey man... want to see a real one?" he pointed and I saw he had an egg cradled in his inner elbow. he never once broke eye contact as he slowly flexed his arm, crushing the egg. then he made me clean it up with my shirt
he made you clean it up?
I met him at a klan rally and he showed me what he meant by burn local
He meant setting fire to people who he didn't like who lived locally
Black people
I didn't even know he was Rick
All the locals are here!
>what you burnin on ese? don't you know it's local?
It's crazy how much better the original series was. Budgets and production value is pretty much worthless for talk shows.
dude is like 5'4 lol ultra manlet
he's 6'1
>t. saw him shooting some hoops outside the playground one time
>I walked through blood and bones looking for my brother
>he was burning local