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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look everyone, it's the kid who posts sneed in every simpsons thread! Let's all laugh at him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Formerly unlaughed at

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean laughing WITH him, because he posted a really good sneed. I know that, because he was me who did that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, pardon us.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much jail time would he get in real life for this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      0 years 30 years ago. 30 years 0 years ago.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        consider my almonds activated

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Backwards. Nowadays you can just claim this was part of a drag show and he was fairly paid in one dollar bills

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "children's drag shows" don't actually exist outside of chudservative propaganda albeit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we aren't grooming kids

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY YOUR OPINION SUCKS!
            Hey, up yours, homosexual.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have all drag queens killed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. it’s just yet another bizarre chudcel fantasy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What a totally organic post and reply.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The "children's drag shows" don't actually exist outside of chudservative propaganda albeit.
            Oh good, then there's no problem in banning them since they don't exist. Thanks for the consensus.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            leftist gaslighting

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pedo hands typed this

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the tweet says it, it must be true

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1652088439418830848?s=20

                You're a pedophile and you're going to hell

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the tweet says it it must be true

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            CONSERVUTIVS?!????
            LIBRULS???????????!!??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No local jury would convict him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Texas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 years out in 2 with good behaviour then put on a sex offender list.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a lawyer I can say with full confidence that no charges could be bought against him. Mabey they could try for disturbing the peace but it no jury would find him guilty with the lack of evidence available. Scary to think he could get away with something like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see how tall he was? Who would try to arrest him??

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been a much more fitting punishment if the tall man sucked that child's wiener in front of everyone.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I KNOW YOU!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smithers, I'm home.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it just me of is Cinemaphile getting worse?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        drubd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid Cinemaphile, be more funny!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, already?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lanklet pedo should have been arrested

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU FIND SOMETHING COMICAL ABOUT MY LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey everybody! Look at this! It's that guy who wrote the Sneed joke. Let's laugh at Sneed!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my chuck. So Ian’s character was made fun of for driving in his car. Ian then makes Sneed. The first thing Sneed does is make fun of Homer for driving his car

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DEEPEST LORE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I always assumed it was a caricature of Mike Judge.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maxtone-Graham has become somewhat infamous among The Simpsons fans for a 1998 interview with The Independent, in which he admitted that he had "barely" seen The Simpsons before being hired, ridiculed "the beetle-browed people on the internet" for their criticism of the show, and dismissed women as being unsuitable to be writers on the show. Although he upset many fans with his comments, Maxtone-Graham has won six Emmys for his work on The Simpsons, and received an Annie Award for writing "The Seemingly Neverending Story".

      >One of the episodes written by Maxtone-Graham is "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", in which Homer grows a tomato-tobacco hybrid called "tomacco". The episode was widely acclaimed from viewers and critics alike. Notably, it inspired an Oregon man to make his own version of tomacco by grafting a tomato stem with a tobacco root. He eventually gave some to Maxtone-Graham, who ate it.

      >At 6'8" (2.03m), Maxtone-Graham inspired a character on The Simpsons: "Very Tall Man", who first appeared in "22 Short Films About Springfield".

      Extremely based and extremely tall

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao @ zoomers thinking there was no outrage culture in the '90s. This got plenty of WTFs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had Marge come out and talk to the audience about putting the kids to bed on the 2nd and 3rd Halloween specials because they didn't want angry letters.
      Treehouse of Horror 1: Oct 25, 1990

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should’ve gotten WTFs. He traumatized Nelson and changed his life forever. I can’t even imagine what Nelson went through. Nelson would’ve been better off being raped instead of what he went through. Nelson was humiliated, demeaned, and the entire town laughed at him and joined in. They didn’t stop and say no this is wrong. They didn’t help him. Instead they approved of it, and laughed, only adding to the embarrassment and shame. He’ll never trust anyone again, he saw the ugliest side of human beings that day, and realized no one is friend. And that’s ignoring the sexual component. To Nelson, as a child, him being in his underwear probably felt exposing. Nelson would just not be able to recover from such ruthless degradation and betrayal by everyone in the whole town. This was a dark day in Springfield

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And he was actually a pedophile who feigned being angry just as an opportunity to sexually abuse a child. It a way it was good there were witnesses otherwise Nelson would’ve been raped and then suffocated to death. But that wouldn’t have been a fate much worse

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you’re supposed to think this is epic comeuppance and not a mentally ill deeply insecure man humiliating and bullying a dumb little boy over a joke
    Boomer moment

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUESS WHO LIKES YOU?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the worst public humilation you've ever received Cinemaphile? One time at school I didn't want to drink my soup during midday. I was put in the middle of the playground with my bowl of soup and couldn't leave my spot until I had finished it. First two hours went by and my classmates were waving at me from the 1st floor, I could see the teacher scolding them, lel. Recess came, all the kids were playing around me and it had to sit there with my bowl of soup. It became a battle of attrition. In the end I grew tired of it and poured the bowl into the sewers (nobody's watching anyway) I didn't want to drink it wen it was hot, so especially no way I'm going to drink three hour old soup.
    >Did you drink it?
    >What's this empty bowl look like?

    So yeah, I grew up in the streets pretty much. I'll never forgive her for putting me publically on stand like that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are so brave. thank you for sharing your bravery.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there aren't 100 likes on this post already
      i can't believe it. what a bunch of fricking bigots.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been embarrassed so many times that it’s hard to rank them or compare them against each other. I don’t know if there’s one that was the most embarrassing. My entire childhood I was embarrassed. I would sometimes answer a question in class, but I had a speech impediment until I was in fifth grade, so I had my entire class laugh at me multiple times. People would also make fun of a word and said and laugh. Although I never broke down and cried in front of anyone before. But that was only half of what I was made fun of regularly for as a kid. It sucked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's over. You're not there anymore. Make your own life.
        aka Grow up.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m just talking, calm down it’s not that deep. My childhood was bad but it is what it is, he just asked what other people were embarrassed about

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My entire childhood I was embarrassed.
            >It's not that deep.
            oh come on.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I guess it doesn’t matter you can think whatever you want. I’m glad I had the childhood I did, but it was pretty bad at the time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've got a guy who stutters at my work. He can tell me something fluently and when I say: "What?" to him, he crumbles and goes into a heavy stutter. I'm not being mean to him, we're working through it. I never put him on the spot publically. But we've become good enough friends. I can say: "What?" to him and bring my face up close and point at my ear. Ya stuttering prick ya. He just lacks a bit of confidence, that's all. My head turns red like a tomato when I have to say something in public. I get panic attacks when I go on dates. You work through it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like an autist who deserved it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One time at school I didn't want to drink my soup during midday.
      Did you go to a 19th century orphanage?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a nun school in a small parish at the tailend of the eighties, early nineties. Those existed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Fun" runs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you just drink it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The soup lady was kinda a bum. She wore clothing she made herself. Poor people. This particular soup tasted bad. I drank from it and vomitted it back into my bowl. I had a gag reflex. When I was in summerclass the 'shithouse' was inside the classroom. There was a stall there with zero sound insulation. In fourth grade we had a fireplace in the classroom. Iirc the pastor would come once a month to give mass in the classroom. We would re-arrange our desks so kids of four ages could set there. I was an event when the pastor came. The pastor was one of the most important people in the village, along with the doctor. Mr. Doctor.

        It's crazy how much it's evolved. Sounds like an African village now that I see myself describing it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some other kid was waving a football pump around me trying to be annoying, the thing of course extended and cracked me right in the forehead leaving a big gash. I did smack him over the head but had that bleeding all over the place, and a big cut plastered over for weeks. Left a scar naturally.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We had a lot of trees in our neighbourhood. There was a kid from an adjacent street in the tree.
        >Come on up anon!
        I climbed up the tree and he dropped a heavy concrete chunck on me that came from a neary house under construction. I ran home crying with both my hands on my head. By the time I came home both my hands were covered in blood along with my hair.

        My parents didn't even bother to pay his parents a visit. They checked if I was ok, washed my hands and my hair and that was that. Kids will be kids. Don't cry, run along now.
        I was fuming. Fricking moron is one of my best friends to this day. He knows I still owe him one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One day Anon suddenly cracks him across the jaw with a tennis ball sized rock mid conversation with zero warning
          >"Now we're even"
          >Continues conversation

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He grew up to be twice my size, so it's kinda hard to get even, lel. He claims he doesn't remember. He's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. But he was a hellraiser as a kid.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like my uncle who is the standard boring golf playing businessman now but was a straight up delinquent as a kid and teenager. He stole a teacher's car after he pissed him off and rolled it down a hill to smash into a bunch of oak trees. Somehow got away with it scot free.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have one. I was 15 and don’t remember why but I drew this caricature of this dude who’s dad was in the ufc and who was a fighter himself, a lot bigger than me and older than me. This Black person kid ended up giving him the picture and the dude confronted me in the quad, called me a b***h yada yada threatened to beat me up. It was quite humiliating. Did not want to go to school that week.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shaming males for their unacceptable social behavior so that they understand the meaning of consequences.
    based.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    <3

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you making fun of my automobile

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm posting my Cinemaphile thread? Everyone needs to post a thread, even the very fat.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HmMMMMmmmmmm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly Then February

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNEED

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had it coming.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    None, and he will be allowed to return to a teaching job at "GALS" academy school for little girls in Denver.
    https://www.kulr8.com/news/principal-resigning-after-student-wedgie/article_2420de87-a94c-544a-9711-8d63ff64f313.html

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a reverse situation there are drive-by bullies. Some bully in a car usually with his friends shouts some bullshit but you can't even hear what they say because they're in a car but it still makes you want to beat the crap out of them

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nelson is a piece of shit. Half the time he's comedically annoying/a bully but the other half he's just genuinely a c**t.

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