He didn't quit! He just voluntarily went to the basement, knocked on the door and waited so they could let him in... he was just joking about quitting! It's not like he gave up after his crush left or anything
>"Pack up your things, your replacement is coming"
He never said anything along the lines of being kicked or having to leave. Cole chose to pack up and go to the basement. Are you ignoring the context of him talking about quitting for days? He found an easy out.
In my memory he was already way in the process of packing and making it obvious he's on his way out after sam kicked the door in, ben saw that and went in with the infamous line as a final troll
>Cole was kicked! >Ignore that he was talking about quitting for days! >Ignore that Ben never told him to leave! >Ignore that Cole went to the basement willingly!
In my memory he was already way in the process of packing and making it obvious he's on his way out after sam kicked the door in, ben saw that and went in with the infamous line as a final troll
Exactly, Cole had been talking about quitting for days - things were getting too stressful and his girl crush was gone. Ben told him to pack up because his replacement was coming, never said anything about having to leave. Cole left willingly. If it was any other fish CHOOSING to go to the basement to leave in the context of WANTING to leave, it'd be open and shut.
This is a great example - rather than actually arguing this anon resorts to troony ideation. It's a bizarre cope, but if it makes you feel better.
Anons identify as Cole so it's tough. Autistic, cucked, ugly, quitter. I can see why people try to defend him, they take it personally.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Refute this:
For context the night before Coles departure they had a group struggle session where the other fish all confided that they hated Cole for one reason or another, basically gas lighting him into doubting himself and believing he was some arrogant narcissist.
Cole the next day was deciding if he wanted to leave the show, since every one hated him and he didn't believe he was very popular as a contestant.
To get his mind of things and to try and repair the emotional damage, the wiggers provided an Xbox, monitor, and a copy of halo 3 for Cole to play while the rest of the fish isolated them selves to b3 to seethe and plot Coles demise.
Sam ends up Co-oping H3 with Cole, Vance males Cole some pizza bites, and Shinji gets invited to play H3 with Cole.
The whole thing was pure Kino, watching this dude grab production by the balls this hard with demands for JC to return to the house.
At some point the Xbox gets packed up so Cole and Shinji can do Karate for what seems like forever. Just Cole and shinji...
With the spotlight obviously on Cole, he becomes self aware and begins to think along the lines of "I'm a lol cow like S1's Jon... I'm not the Main character, but the comedic relief.".
This belief gets reinforced by Sam trying to repeat the S1 sparing with Jon. Then ends when he is forced to spar with Jimmy.
Cole returns to his room to find his wardrobe shredded by the seething fish in b3.
Cole laments to the audience about how he feels that production is trying for force the S2 cast in these cookie cutter S1 cast shapes. How he isn't Jon, doesn't want to be Jon, and doesn't want to do S1. He goes on to describe how he feels other cast members resemble former cast members and how production is retreading old ground with old jokes.
Sam bursts in at the mention of Letty (Nina), Asks(tells) him to stop, and then has a roid rage fit on the bedroon door.
Cole shuts up and begins to pack. Ben then comes in and tells him to leave
3 months ago
Anonymous
None of what you said has any relevancy to the fact that Cole quit, what am I supposed to refute? Cole panicked and was overthinking things leading to him... quitting. >The whole thing was pure Kino, watching this dude grab production by the balls this hard with demands for JC to return to the house.
I hope this is just bait, anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
goalpost shift, but on the subject of quitting: Cole's always said he was kicked and production has never denied this (besides Sam's pathetic uninformed tweet on the subject) and even if he did, he was never there for the money
Cole wanted to make the show good and have an interesting experience. He did that. Desperation isn't a virtue.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Cole wanted to make the show good and have an interesting experience
I can believe that was the intention but in practice he would mainly hide and whine alone in his room - and the moment things didn't go his way he'd threaten to quit - especially after JC left. He had funny moments, yeah, but mainly out of him not being in on the joke, missing social cues, autism, etc.
Another factor is definitely him realizing he wasn't the only "plant," and not special. Maybe he thought he wouldn't be made a fool of because of that and when he realized he's the joke he wanted out. I don't care about the intentions. He wanted out and he quit, simple as
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He had funny moments, yeah, but mainly out of him not being in on the joke, missing social cues, autism, etc.
lmao >Another factor is definitely him realizing he wasn't the only "plant," and not special.
There is absolutely nothing to support this. His displeasure came from everyone fangirling over MDE and the show having no more substance. >I don't care about the intentions.
Okay, automaton.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Cole shuts up and begins to pack. Ben then comes in and tells him to leave
If that's what I'm supposed to refute, then sure, yeah, you're wrong - there's video evidence that shows Ben never said to leave. He said to pack your things because your replacement is coming. Cole took advantage of the situation because he wanted to leave.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Shut up, Cole. You quit.
Period.
You have more prospects than the average channer out there, so turn off your PC and go work with your dad or go to the gym or something.
Stop clinging to this.
Cole sucked and I'm tired of pretending he didn't. He's the most infuriating kind of autist, the kind that is functional but views humanity from the perspective of a confused robot.
Excuse me you can't have that opinion here we love the quitter and he didn't quit he just left ok he just didnt like the vibe anymore and he doesnt need the money
say based
Cole failed when he looked like a scared b***h starring akwardly during the JC stream while Brian made jokes at her.
Brian's got like 2 inches on Cole and he's in greater shape, yet he curled into a ball and seethed and muttered some dumb shit about positive canthal tilt or something
The guys autism is too painful to endure, he is his own hell.
TJ and Tay friendship status : >TJ streamed, said there are no hard feelings between him and Tay >said it was nice to hangout outside the tank where they dont have to be against eachother >said Tay was cool >said hed be down to stream with her
>Tay streamed, said there are no hard feelings between her and any of the fish >said shed like to play Crusader Kings 3 with TJ
Bonus >TJ said hed down to patch things up with Jimmy and that he just wants things to be good
Hey Sam, you massive homosexual try hard. Nobody cares about your autistic social experiment. MTV did this shtick years ago, and your attempt to stay relevant while oozing in irony is pathetic, like your boxing career shift.
Buy an ad, Black person lipped nepo boy.
Apparently one of the season 2 fish killed themselves last night and the wiggers are panicking and trying to stop the info from spreading. Expect the news to break later today.
Betty is fine!
I know this because she made a Telegram and keeps posting her own lewds there
https://twitter.com/Mondomegabitch/status/1753199362526605768
Betty is fine!
I know this because she made a Telegram and keeps posting her own lewds there
https://twitter.com/Mondomegabitch/status/1753199362526605768
Nah TJ chose being a legit moron who will fall right back into whatever bizarre lifestyle he was living before the show then most likely fumbling Taylor. I am sorry, but it's over.
>The plant and the mentally moronic plushie bait locked in a room for 2 to 3 days doing challenges pulled out from twitter. >Good.
The show was over once Vance decided not to bully Josie and Letty. The days after that were padding so they wouldn't lose money paying for rent money on an empty house.
i think they’re the first genuine fishtank rivalry, letty and jon was more heated and it even continued outside of the house but it was pretty one sided
I was rooting for them both. Also, Shinji is a lot more interesting in his streams than he was in the tank, but I understand he was feeling sick in the final days
>Josie >I have no brain and just do whatever I'm told (this applies to TJ as well, I guess) >Letty >I'm gonna be a fake b***h (this applies to Tay as well)
in the end they were equally bad. the interesting contestants all left halfway through the show both seasons.
Don tossed his thriving career in the trash to work with sam but it was too late because the wiggers had already sunk their teeth into the corpse of MDE. Don is recovering now and building the new temple that is donjolly.com
Tayleigh’s first stream since leaving the house was well worth it, she looked cute. Shinji’s first stream kinda sucked because of his homosexual friend but the subsequent streams were pretty good, Trish though really surprised me with how well she was able to keep up with chat and the gossip she shared for 4 hours. TJ had the WORST stream out of all of them even though his was the most anticipated. Not a good start for TJ.
>Literally the only crew who has posted about S2 is Bex >She was also the only crew who seemed to be enjoying herself in the last couple of weeks of S2
I don't fricking now, the wiggers can barely be asked to retweet the stream announcements. It's all still very weird to me, ever since the fricked up ending.
Bex mentioned offhand somewhere she had a night off one day and when she came back everyone was noticeably quiet and terse and there was a weird smell in the basement (she didn't explain), she just played it off as exhaustion though. Reckon something happened then
>Ben and Jet never got any off-days during their whole time in the basement >they got noticeably crankier, moody and less interested as the season progressed
Morons couldnt organize something as simple as rotating shifts to save their lives
They didn't arrange proper logistics for the show at all. I know that there was that heavy storm on the east coast which caused flooding, but it's all still astonishing how the whole crew had to constantly scramble despite months of time to prepare and apparently some kind of $1M crowdfunding scheme.
They were probably breathing in mold, eating terribly, no proper shifts or rotations, having to waste time on administrative tasks...all of this aggravated by the contestants they recruited being very passive and requiring lots of prompting to do anything.
i was saying that sam is a shitty person for not even bothering to boost tay's stream after what they put her through and i swear to god he liked that video of her showing her head right after i posted that.
Sam has a sexual fetish for the act of hair loss.
Not bald women, like I have a fetish for bald women, he gets off on the ACT of a woman's hair being shaved off.
Which isn't not based, but he's such a little homosexual about it.
It’s called a humiliation kink anon. You’re not wrong though. It probably has to do with the fact that he and his mother have a troubled relationship. Sometimes mommy has to go. MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO
Humiliation fetish and being either sociopathic or psychopathic goes hand in hand. I suffer from the same thing. Seeing these 20 year old e-prostitutes ruining their lives for a couple Reddit upvotes is a great invention for people like us though. Following their journey of posting nudes and videos of them riding dragon dildos and ending up posting about getting stuck in a psych ward for months are really entertaining and satisfying. That’s the exact reason why they let Summer on the show, knowing she was mentally unwell. The whole FishTank thing is just a sadist fetish thing.
>TJ graduates College with honors, marries Taylor and becomes the next Hemingway >Shinji pioneers the next advancements in VR Pornography and becomes a millionaire pornstar in Japan with his own company >Tayleigh becomes wealthy from her crochet business, sues Sam and Jet for torture and becomes even richer >Trish quits the Deli and opens up a tattoo shop in SoCal and finds a man who can treat her right and not a closeted army homosexual with weird tattoos
i think it'll be a nice source of income on top of streaming if she has a good work ethic. hopefully she wins the lawsuit.
It’s called a humiliation kink anon. You’re not wrong though. It probably has to do with the fact that he and his mother have a troubled relationship. Sometimes mommy has to go. MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO
>They shouldn't even have the idea that they all need to be fricking streamers when the show ends.
why the frick would you go on there other than free clout
The streams were mostly ok but can you honestly see any of the fish doing them for more than a few weeks? They're pretty boring people underneath it all.
Irish people can have semitic-esque phenotypes, very common knowledge. You can dislike someone without them having to be a israelite
sam hyde is only 6% israeli i've bought the ancestry on gans (gans is 12% israeli or so basically sams great grandmother married a israeli early Hollywood actor). Either way he is an upper class WASP which is basically the same thing
3 months ago
Anonymous
You can't determine someone's genealogy just by last names lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
>you cant determine geneology by last name
then why did Jonah Hill change his name?
3 months ago
Anonymous
My argument wasn't israeli/Italian/Polish/etc. etc. last names don't exist, I'm saying you can't attach a genealogical percentage value to a last name, that's so stupid
3 months ago
Anonymous
imagine blindly defending a literal israelite on Cinemaphile
how much money have you given sam?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>imagine blindly defending a literal israelite on Cinemaphile
Nothing wrong with being israeli, which Sam isn't anyways >how much money have you given sam?
zero dollars, MDE is and always was millennial garbage
3 months ago
Anonymous
>nothing wrong with being israeli
ok this is bait
3 months ago
Anonymous
>the face of a non israelite
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's Irish and hypothyroidic
3 months ago
Anonymous
>upper class WASP
Not exactly. Maybe upper class for non-Northeastern people but in the Northeast / New England he's not upper class.
He went to school with Northeastern upper class WASPs, he's deeply influenced by Northeastern upper class WASPs, but he's technically upper-middle class in New England. His father is just a credentialed professional and his mother seems to have been a stewardess. The first wife is supposed to be from a good family and a great school. Stewardess is okay for a third marriage.
In a boarding school, at the country club, these small details mean a lot. That's why Sam is drawn to overt status symbols instead of quiet luxury. He's not in the club.
Anon Sam's mom is fully israeli which makes Sam israeli by halakhic law. That's how he got away with so much at adult swim. You can see it in the guys face he looks half middle eastern that nose and those hot dog lips do not lie. He looks exactly like my israeli dad who was also a sex addict who enjoyed psychologically torturing women so anyone who thinks having a kid with this man is a prize…get ready for a lifetime of abandonment don't expect him to want to actually provide for his kids or anything lol.
Yeah but they actually seemed invested in the fish until the end (probably because Jet wanted to frick Josie), by contrast the crew seemed to view the fish as distractions in S2. Literally at one point towards the end Sam walked in and couldn't even remember Tayleigh's name, just gesturing at her and saying 'you'
Stress eating after seeing the S2 streaming competitors.
She knows she's old and busted and the current pool of degenerate simps can only get her so far.
Mr. Heck won
>how can I redeem fish tank after we failed to prepare properly for s2? >I know, we’ll rush out another season with half the time we had for s2
great work Sam
>the same 40 to 60 people making and posting in parasocial simptank threads everyday
you guys need to go back to /bant/ its sad that you even watched this crap
building the house with cowboy
darkening the windows with cowboy
setting up a faux day and night cycle light system with cowboy
installing looms and a wire harness with cowboy
configuring quality speakers and cams with cowboy
painting walls with cowboy
making fun furniture with cowboy
placing multiple construction easter eggs to be discovered and used by the fish with cowboy
>Brian wasnt that bad by the way just not protag material
He had more fans than trish but more haters too. If they made the vote "vote who you want to stay" then trish would have been gone that night leaving brian to be in the finals most likely.
>choose the most purposefully unflattering picture in the world
Sam is still hot and mogs everyone in this thread, post face and timestamp to debunk this fact
He cruised hard on being the only dude with life experience and not being a Sam Hyde fan. But production really told him to stay the frick from summer. What a manlet b***h.
>production really told him to stay the frick from summer
He knew better to stay away when she insta blocked him for mentioning her in his first stream. Also him saying Taylor was a succubus was hilarious >taylor is too perfect
My mans knew best girl
Still, disowning one of the only good parts of S2 its b***h made, check out Jimbo, he still hangs with her, he is too alpha to be told what to do. I bet they paid Shinji peanuts too.
>disowning one of the only good parts of S2
She fricking sucked. All she did was puke and cry. You are confusing post-tank tweets with in-tank content. He should frick with her more
>Only verbal fish(Tay, Brian and JC too) >Best Judge chemistry >Only Jimmy tard wrangler >Best reaction to physical bits (karate and liftin) >Best prop use (bed , barricade, pills) >Made Lovetank >Was the first Taytriot >Hated the MDE fan club
For me it's when she locks herself in the bedroom and shuffles through her meds, and the crew rushed upstairs. They thought she will kill herself, lol. Jet was visibly shaking.
Cole sucked and I'm tired of pretending he didn't. He's the most infuriating kind of autist, the kind that is functional but views humanity from the perspective of a confused robot.
I liked Cole on Fishtank, in his streams, and when he posted here
Despite that, he did quit
>he owns a wiener ring with a ball holster
i instantly believe any allegations about sam being a fricked up gay/troony fricking weirdo fetishist, there's no way he's not a massive degenerate
When half the cast quit after the first week, they threw Sam in to keep viewers
If Jet wants to actually earn his ego as a producer, he needs to not rely on Sam to carry the show
Sam also telling Ben and Jet to not let Jimmy out of their sight and then once he leaves the wiggers immediately walk away from Jimmy and he nearly mallets a woman was such an obvious & foreseeable failure of production
Sad!
People rightfully say Brian was an energy vampire but Jimmy was much more of a drain on everybody he was around, they constantly needed to walk on eggshells to not provoke his unhinged wrath. Should've booted him after the Taylor incident
Now that the dust has settled, was the whole "cult therapy" concept really that great? Even if they didn't have a cast that completely fell into shambles, where would they have taken the whole thing?
It was a very very good idea. TJ was the only one who fell for any of it though, but the attic sessions with Sam are literally why he won the show. He bought the "love and life" "hate and death" meme and took that mentality to the end. They shouldn't of wasted the idea on the MDE fan season, would've been wayyy better on a normie cast.
Lol imagine actually believing this. What did sticking your head into buckets of water and then ending it with a boxing match have to do with the attic sessions? You're such a silly b***h.
You're forgetting that before the attic sessions TJ was a mute moron who swung his arms and talked to nobody. He REALLY bought the idea of "initiative" and made an effort to get out of his comfort zone after that. Do you think the monologue (which is like TJ's key character moment in the show) would've happened without them?
The wild west is over, after this debacle of season two every person brough on to the tank will be some struggling actor or actress vetted by a casting agency.
No more Bettys or Summers, no one with a history of self-harm or is currently being prescribed anti-psychotic medication...no fun :/
No casting agency is going to agree to send their actors to work on this project and no actor is going to stick around when they realize they're going to be forever associated with the epic based racism show
I think you significantly underestimate what sort of people ‘aspiring actors’ are
If they thought it would get them views and likes, they’d join the SS - morality comes second to fame, that’s why their dream is to be a famous actor and are famously willing to suck off producers to get that
Source: posting from LA
On-site psychologist would be mad funny. I hope Season 3 has more speciality rooms like Dog House and Attic. Ideas:
>Doctor's Office >Internet Cafe >Commissary/Prison Store >Classroom >Carnival >"Supply Chain"/Factory (fish have to pack boxes, sew stuff, assemble toys or cellphones) >Salon
how much is jet paying these shills to keep making fricking shittank threads every fricking god damn day. As a mde fan since 2012 this shit is alienating to the brand, the useless zoomer vermin sam used to bully rightfully are now the main characters. I can’t stomach this shit anymore, only Nicks house stuff is funny the rest of it is trash. Get off this fricking board Jetshit!
Watching clips from this season back and I have to say everybody put their heart and soul into it except Sam and wiggers, hope they enjoy having "hollywood casting agency" cast walk out on them after a week frick them
I hate her baby voice so much but it's so funny that she only does it when streaming, it's like she's both talking to other babies and people who are attracted to children
nah it was awful after cole left
STFU homosexual
YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, GET OFF THE COMPUTER FOR ONE DAY FATASS
S2 Cast > S1 Cast
S1 Finalists > S2 Finalists
S2 Peaks > S1 Peaks
s1 cast >
s1 finalists (just because of Letty) >
s1 peaks =
FTFY
Cast was way better in s2
Tay alone > Josie and the Red Scare cringe lady
S1 peaks ?? what peaks? The passport? who cared about canadian documentation
Tay is the worst contestant from both seasons
Low test.(serious)
Get mogged.
Indians don't have high T
Trannies cant diagnose
>S2 Cast > S1 Cast
the frick? half of them left in the first week and were forgotten
Josie + Letty+Jon>>>>>>>>s2 cast
>Josie
I heard that there's this really cool and funny guy who quit in the first week after days of complaining... based
He didn't quit! He just voluntarily went to the basement, knocked on the door and waited so they could let him in... he was just joking about quitting! It's not like he gave up after his crush left or anything
ben told him to do that you schizo
>"Pack up your things, your replacement is coming"
He never said anything along the lines of being kicked or having to leave. Cole chose to pack up and go to the basement. Are you ignoring the context of him talking about quitting for days? He found an easy out.
In my memory he was already way in the process of packing and making it obvious he's on his way out after sam kicked the door in, ben saw that and went in with the infamous line as a final troll
>Cole was kicked!
>Ignore that he was talking about quitting for days!
>Ignore that Ben never told him to leave!
>Ignore that Cole went to the basement willingly!
Exactly, Cole had been talking about quitting for days - things were getting too stressful and his girl crush was gone. Ben told him to pack up because his replacement was coming, never said anything about having to leave. Cole left willingly. If it was any other fish CHOOSING to go to the basement to leave in the context of WANTING to leave, it'd be open and shut.
Anons identify as Cole so it's tough. Autistic, cucked, ugly, quitter. I can see why people try to defend him, they take it personally.
cole haters are some of the most deranged trannies on this website. I think fishtank core's audience are some of the strangest people on the planet
This is a great example - rather than actually arguing this anon resorts to troony ideation. It's a bizarre cope, but if it makes you feel better.
Refute this:
For context the night before Coles departure they had a group struggle session where the other fish all confided that they hated Cole for one reason or another, basically gas lighting him into doubting himself and believing he was some arrogant narcissist.
Cole the next day was deciding if he wanted to leave the show, since every one hated him and he didn't believe he was very popular as a contestant.
To get his mind of things and to try and repair the emotional damage, the wiggers provided an Xbox, monitor, and a copy of halo 3 for Cole to play while the rest of the fish isolated them selves to b3 to seethe and plot Coles demise.
Sam ends up Co-oping H3 with Cole, Vance males Cole some pizza bites, and Shinji gets invited to play H3 with Cole.
The whole thing was pure Kino, watching this dude grab production by the balls this hard with demands for JC to return to the house.
At some point the Xbox gets packed up so Cole and Shinji can do Karate for what seems like forever. Just Cole and shinji...
With the spotlight obviously on Cole, he becomes self aware and begins to think along the lines of "I'm a lol cow like S1's Jon... I'm not the Main character, but the comedic relief.".
This belief gets reinforced by Sam trying to repeat the S1 sparing with Jon. Then ends when he is forced to spar with Jimmy.
Cole returns to his room to find his wardrobe shredded by the seething fish in b3.
Cole laments to the audience about how he feels that production is trying for force the S2 cast in these cookie cutter S1 cast shapes. How he isn't Jon, doesn't want to be Jon, and doesn't want to do S1. He goes on to describe how he feels other cast members resemble former cast members and how production is retreading old ground with old jokes.
Sam bursts in at the mention of Letty (Nina), Asks(tells) him to stop, and then has a roid rage fit on the bedroon door.
Cole shuts up and begins to pack. Ben then comes in and tells him to leave
None of what you said has any relevancy to the fact that Cole quit, what am I supposed to refute? Cole panicked and was overthinking things leading to him... quitting.
>The whole thing was pure Kino, watching this dude grab production by the balls this hard with demands for JC to return to the house.
I hope this is just bait, anon.
goalpost shift, but on the subject of quitting: Cole's always said he was kicked and production has never denied this (besides Sam's pathetic uninformed tweet on the subject) and even if he did, he was never there for the money
Cole wanted to make the show good and have an interesting experience. He did that. Desperation isn't a virtue.
>Cole wanted to make the show good and have an interesting experience
I can believe that was the intention but in practice he would mainly hide and whine alone in his room - and the moment things didn't go his way he'd threaten to quit - especially after JC left. He had funny moments, yeah, but mainly out of him not being in on the joke, missing social cues, autism, etc.
Another factor is definitely him realizing he wasn't the only "plant," and not special. Maybe he thought he wouldn't be made a fool of because of that and when he realized he's the joke he wanted out. I don't care about the intentions. He wanted out and he quit, simple as
>He had funny moments, yeah, but mainly out of him not being in on the joke, missing social cues, autism, etc.
lmao
>Another factor is definitely him realizing he wasn't the only "plant," and not special.
There is absolutely nothing to support this. His displeasure came from everyone fangirling over MDE and the show having no more substance.
>I don't care about the intentions.
Okay, automaton.
>Cole shuts up and begins to pack. Ben then comes in and tells him to leave
If that's what I'm supposed to refute, then sure, yeah, you're wrong - there's video evidence that shows Ben never said to leave. He said to pack your things because your replacement is coming. Cole took advantage of the situation because he wanted to leave.
Shut up, Cole. You quit.
Period.
You have more prospects than the average channer out there, so turn off your PC and go work with your dad or go to the gym or something.
Stop clinging to this.
In fishtank when sam hyde spergs out at you then a producer coldly tells you to pack your things, your replacement has arrived, its actually a test.
Truly goranian
Yeah, it's not like they'd lie to a contestant to frick with them... too crazy
Cole sucked and I'm tired of pretending he didn't. He's the most infuriating kind of autist, the kind that is functional but views humanity from the perspective of a confused robot.
Excuse me you can't have that opinion here we love the quitter and he didn't quit he just left ok he just didnt like the vibe anymore and he doesnt need the money
say based
Cole failed when he looked like a scared b***h starring akwardly during the JC stream while Brian made jokes at her.
Brian's got like 2 inches on Cole and he's in greater shape, yet he curled into a ball and seethed and muttered some dumb shit about positive canthal tilt or something
The guys autism is too painful to endure, he is his own hell.
see
He wasnt necessarily entertaining but was a nice contrast to the more friendly and typical moron fish.
His interactions with Tay for example, him trying to talk to her that was pure cringe kino.
Yeah he had zero heart but that doesnt mean he wasn't a great fish.
I missed the first few days, what did cole and tay talk about?
it was akin to a Linux sysadmin trying to talk to a HR Becky
also they didnt talk much because Tay was literally Brian's property, it was incredible to watch. Im a Tayjeet but she went too hard on Cole
TJ and Tay friendship status :
>TJ streamed, said there are no hard feelings between him and Tay
>said it was nice to hangout outside the tank where they dont have to be against eachother
>said Tay was cool
>said hed be down to stream with her
>Tay streamed, said there are no hard feelings between her and any of the fish
>said shed like to play Crusader Kings 3 with TJ
Bonus
>TJ said hed down to patch things up with Jimmy and that he just wants things to be good
Empathy won
Understanding won
FRIENDSHIP WON
Why doesnt he stream with Trish or Shinji instead?
>Tay admitted on her stream that she saw all the TayJ manifesting posts & greentexts and called it silly while smiling and blushing
Bros???
We’re fvcking winning
timestamp?
>loses it when someone tells her to drink a huge glass of milk on camera like yanderedev
she's so based
Manifestbros, what can we manifest next for these two lovable morons?
tj will stream with tay first and snub taylor
Obvious romantic unde
obvious romantic undertones during one of their joined streams
Nothing
stop being a gay
you're not fricking Harry Potter
FRANK STOP
Hey Sam, you massive homosexual try hard. Nobody cares about your autistic social experiment. MTV did this shtick years ago, and your attempt to stay relevant while oozing in irony is pathetic, like your boxing career shift.
Buy an ad, Black person lipped nepo boy.
It’s not season, it’s a livestream
It’s not a cast, it’s streamers
what if there were live shows on netflix or max? would you be b***hing about it too with this moronic, purely rethorical, non-argument?
>It’s not season, it’s a livestream
>It’s not a cast, it’s streamers
Forget it Jake, it's television and film.
That Hiro subtitle popping up made me laugh harder than it should have
Apparently one of the season 2 fish killed themselves last night and the wiggers are panicking and trying to stop the info from spreading. Expect the news to break later today.
Cole quit [life]
Betty killed herself because Sam called her fat
Betty is an immortal valkyrie
Betty? More like SPED-y
Please have a nice day, Ariel.
>Betty killed herself because Sam called her fat
Betty is fine!
I know this because she made a Telegram and keeps posting her own lewds there
https://twitter.com/Mondomegabitch/status/1753199362526605768
Buy an ad, Ariel.
Hard to believe
so what was up with that jet tweet yesterday?
the one that said "season 3 in 8 minutes"? he was probably jesting
>opens and closes his hour with 10 minute long bits literally acting moronic
>The shitty, unfunny "help me, I'm indian" TTS were all his idea.
>And he shove them into his standup.
Grim
reminder
damn
Season 3 opens, Jet is nowhere to be seen, new cast is all black people, suddenly TJ arrives.
>My name is Toby, I'm your boss homie
TJs name is Thomas moron
you weren't watching
>Tay and Trish shared a hotel room after the show
Dyke status?
frick no s2 was unwatchable garbage
So, how long before Sam runs away with the money and leaves Jet as the fall guy?
My guess is three months until he flees to the Cayman Islands.
tj chose hate and death
Nah TJ chose being a legit moron who will fall right back into whatever bizarre lifestyle he was living before the show then most likely fumbling Taylor. I am sorry, but it's over.
I like how people have to pretend that TJ and Tayleigh were anywhere near as good as a final two as Josie and Letty
Anon…
>The plant and the mentally moronic plushie bait locked in a room for 2 to 3 days doing challenges pulled out from twitter.
>Good.
The show was over once Vance decided not to bully Josie and Letty. The days after that were padding so they wouldn't lose money paying for rent money on an empty house.
Tay was better. TJ however we can agree upon
They were tho. Their tension was the best part of the final stretch and that last day where they fricked with eachother quite a bit was the best.
i think they’re the first genuine fishtank rivalry, letty and jon was more heated and it even continued outside of the house but it was pretty one sided
I was rooting for them both. Also, Shinji is a lot more interesting in his streams than he was in the tank, but I understand he was feeling sick in the final days
>Josie
>I have no brain and just do whatever I'm told (this applies to TJ as well, I guess)
>Letty
>I'm gonna be a fake b***h (this applies to Tay as well)
in the end they were equally bad. the interesting contestants all left halfway through the show both seasons.
they were much better letty is ok but josie was goddawful
>getting fat
looks like those Hispanic genes are kicking in
she's beautiful as ever
keep coping with martinez getting fat
whatever you say
nice double chin
donjolly.com
what ever happened to him
Don tossed his thriving career in the trash to work with sam but it was too late because the wiggers had already sunk their teeth into the corpse of MDE. Don is recovering now and building the new temple that is donjolly.com
He needs to come on S3 with the stipulation being he gets his job back if he wins
Don vs Jet boxing match do it sam you coward
>everybody says her career is dead after leaving for season 2
>makes 3k on her first stream back
lmao
Her simps are beyond pathetic.
she got lucky
Freaking Trish had a stream last night, and she received multiple $100 donations
Is it just something with Fishtank fans and brown-skinned women?
Money laundering
nah that's just life for mid women on the internet
i mean, her streaming numbers havent really gone up. its nice she has paypiggies but theres no room for growth. she should goto twitch or kick.
Tayleigh’s first stream since leaving the house was well worth it, she looked cute. Shinji’s first stream kinda sucked because of his homosexual friend but the subsequent streams were pretty good, Trish though really surprised me with how well she was able to keep up with chat and the gossip she shared for 4 hours. TJ had the WORST stream out of all of them even though his was the most anticipated. Not a good start for TJ.
tay and trish's streams seem to be universally liked, I hope they do a stream together at some point
>women being more popular then men when it comes to streaming
and we are surprised why?
TJs bad habit of getting stuck on a sentence, getting distracted and subsequently start the sentence anew was really grading
Trish made like $500 bucks on her first stream while having simps fight over her LMAO
Tay fricked up not having donations set up
>Literally the only crew who has posted about S2 is Bex
>She was also the only crew who seemed to be enjoying herself in the last couple of weeks of S2
What happened in that basement?
everyone got Don Jolly'd
I don't fricking now, the wiggers can barely be asked to retweet the stream announcements. It's all still very weird to me, ever since the fricked up ending.
Bex mentioned offhand somewhere she had a night off one day and when she came back everyone was noticeably quiet and terse and there was a weird smell in the basement (she didn't explain), she just played it off as exhaustion though. Reckon something happened then
>Ben and Jet never got any off-days during their whole time in the basement
>they got noticeably crankier, moody and less interested as the season progressed
Morons couldnt organize something as simple as rotating shifts to save their lives
>Spending most of the day in a fart-filled, damp basement eating junk food with little to no rest
Are the wiggers idiots or something?
They didn't arrange proper logistics for the show at all. I know that there was that heavy storm on the east coast which caused flooding, but it's all still astonishing how the whole crew had to constantly scramble despite months of time to prepare and apparently some kind of $1M crowdfunding scheme.
They were probably breathing in mold, eating terribly, no proper shifts or rotations, having to waste time on administrative tasks...all of this aggravated by the contestants they recruited being very passive and requiring lots of prompting to do anything.
'leigh
my beloved
unironically surprisingly pretty
The house cameras really didn’t do any of them a favor, everybody looked better when they were using the pov cam.
Honestly she doesn't look that good, her face is prematurely aged and short hair doesn't suit her in the least
ok Josie
why the frick does josie hate her so much??
Horny
>Ugly 3/10 mad that another ugly 3/10 got simps
Women are fickle creatures.
what causes a person to become this bitter
unironically mondo investor coping with how shit the season turned out
cut the mondomegatroons some slack, those bags are heavy
>the only people who are somewhat happy are the final four fishes
kek, production ended up getting HELLHOUSE’d more than the fishes
tay will be joining Channings strike team soon, she just needs some time to process how badly nuSam fricked her over
she even admitted she hasn't processed everything yet
she literally has to process the trauma, it takes time
The good ending.
did it finally end? i stopped watching weeks ago
i was saying that sam is a shitty person for not even bothering to boost tay's stream after what they put her through and i swear to god he liked that video of her showing her head right after i posted that.
Sam has a sexual fetish for the act of hair loss.
Not bald women, like I have a fetish for bald women, he gets off on the ACT of a woman's hair being shaved off.
Which isn't not based, but he's such a little homosexual about it.
It’s called a humiliation kink anon. You’re not wrong though. It probably has to do with the fact that he and his mother have a troubled relationship. Sometimes mommy has to go. MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO MOMMY HAS TO GO
lol yea he's psycho dude
Humiliation fetish and being either sociopathic or psychopathic goes hand in hand. I suffer from the same thing. Seeing these 20 year old e-prostitutes ruining their lives for a couple Reddit upvotes is a great invention for people like us though. Following their journey of posting nudes and videos of them riding dragon dildos and ending up posting about getting stuck in a psych ward for months are really entertaining and satisfying. That’s the exact reason why they let Summer on the show, knowing she was mentally unwell. The whole FishTank thing is just a sadist fetish thing.
i didnt want to believe it but after the finale its undeniable
it's kinda sad honestly, these e prostitutes gonna be straight USED
Their treatment of Summer is not exactly criminal, but it should be
Why would he? She was the final third, second place loser. Sam didn't give a frick about Vance's streams either
Sam's too busy shitposting about Mark Cuban on Twitter to actually talk about Fishtank
I hope everybody on the cast succeeds and everybody on the production fails horribly
Everyone on the cast except Coal, frick that guy for what he said about Tayleigh
the trvthnvke that KILLED the wigger crew
>TJ graduates College with honors, marries Taylor and becomes the next Hemingway
>Shinji pioneers the next advancements in VR Pornography and becomes a millionaire pornstar in Japan with his own company
>Tayleigh becomes wealthy from her crochet business, sues Sam and Jet for torture and becomes even richer
>Trish quits the Deli and opens up a tattoo shop in SoCal and finds a man who can treat her right and not a closeted army homosexual with weird tattoos
>Tayleigh becomes wealthy from her crochet business
I wish her well but that never happened to anybody in history
i think it'll be a nice source of income on top of streaming if she has a good work ethic. hopefully she wins the lawsuit.
>sometimes you just gotta plow a big fat ass
>They shouldn't even have the idea that they all need to be fricking streamers when the show ends.
why the frick would you go on there other than free clout
people used to just do stuff without needing to become a content creator
Productive stuff not getting tortured
Don Jolly is extremely talented.
what did he do???
he got Don Jolly'd
Stand around and nod to whatever Sam is saying for 2 videos and shitty editing because he couldnt stop smoking weed for a second
the weed was dons coping mechanism for being mkultra'd by the wiggers, and it only made bics glowBlack person LULZ hit job on him easier. ironic
online magazine that was actually pretty good
Sat in a car
Don stfu and go back to cleaning aisle 6
>RISD washout trust fund cryptoisraelite
sams standup from buffalo was the most
cringe inducing attempt at humor I have ever witnessed
donjolly.com
it's beyond urgent for all anons to visit this site. donjolly.com is the New Rome
Facts
shut the frick up dom goddamn, your shit sucks
Jet could’ve avoided all this if he didn’t think S2 was above just being Big Brother: Lolcow Edition
The streams were mostly ok but can you honestly see any of the fish doing them for more than a few weeks? They're pretty boring people underneath it all.
N I N A
nobody cares about your goy humilation fetish show sam go back to grifting guilliable kids
None of these are israelites
bic actually does look semitic
that homie look like a rabbi sheesh
you should get your eyes checked
Irish people can have semitic-esque phenotypes, very common knowledge. You can dislike someone without them having to be a israelite
>nuMDE doesn't know sams mother is israeli
I suggest you research the lastname "gans" let me know what you find
Wasnt it Whitcomb or Whittaker?
sam hyde is only 6% israeli i've bought the ancestry on gans (gans is 12% israeli or so basically sams great grandmother married a israeli early Hollywood actor). Either way he is an upper class WASP which is basically the same thing
You can't determine someone's genealogy just by last names lol
>you cant determine geneology by last name
then why did Jonah Hill change his name?
My argument wasn't israeli/Italian/Polish/etc. etc. last names don't exist, I'm saying you can't attach a genealogical percentage value to a last name, that's so stupid
imagine blindly defending a literal israelite on Cinemaphile
how much money have you given sam?
>imagine blindly defending a literal israelite on Cinemaphile
Nothing wrong with being israeli, which Sam isn't anyways
>how much money have you given sam?
zero dollars, MDE is and always was millennial garbage
>nothing wrong with being israeli
ok this is bait
>the face of a non israelite
He's Irish and hypothyroidic
>upper class WASP
Not exactly. Maybe upper class for non-Northeastern people but in the Northeast / New England he's not upper class.
He went to school with Northeastern upper class WASPs, he's deeply influenced by Northeastern upper class WASPs, but he's technically upper-middle class in New England. His father is just a credentialed professional and his mother seems to have been a stewardess. The first wife is supposed to be from a good family and a great school. Stewardess is okay for a third marriage.
In a boarding school, at the country club, these small details mean a lot. That's why Sam is drawn to overt status symbols instead of quiet luxury. He's not in the club.
do some research, he's very upper class
More proof of reddit > Cinemaphile
Go back
It says Gans is German or Dutch, is that Sam's mom's maiden name?
Anon Sam's mom is fully israeli which makes Sam israeli by halakhic law. That's how he got away with so much at adult swim. You can see it in the guys face he looks half middle eastern that nose and those hot dog lips do not lie. He looks exactly like my israeli dad who was also a sex addict who enjoyed psychologically torturing women so anyone who thinks having a kid with this man is a prize…get ready for a lifetime of abandonment don't expect him to want to actually provide for his kids or anything lol.
Again with this shit. His last name is Unger. It has israeli origins. Bic is literally the only confirmed israelite on Sam's crew.
the only one out of these that actually looks israeli is ben and bic somewhat
Sam just needs to take a year off to return to form, nobody will blame him for it
Isn't this "innovative show" just Big Brother but 1/10th of the budget and no planning?
And racial slurs for all you epic Cinemaphile/Reddit kids!
S1 was boring and it was carried by being a trainwreck behind the scene. S2 was a better version of what they intended S1 to be.
S2 was better on paper than S1 but honestly S1 wins by the virtue of the production team not checking out halfway through
>production team not checking out halfway through
you obviously weren't here for that outdoor camping challenge
You didn't like Simon and Lance?
Yeah but they actually seemed invested in the fish until the end (probably because Jet wanted to frick Josie), by contrast the crew seemed to view the fish as distractions in S2. Literally at one point towards the end Sam walked in and couldn't even remember Tayleigh's name, just gesturing at her and saying 'you'
Thanks anon. Put the nail on the head. Or whatever
who do you think are the ACTUAL investors who seem to be clearly upset with how the whole product has turned out hence Sam’s silence
South-american drugdealers wanting to launder their crypto through Sam.
Why do you think he's hiding?
Yup it was.
Who had the best stream out of the final three?
TJ
tay/trish
brian
I'm sure his 12 viewers loved it
There are dozen of us brian buddies!
they all suck why is Josie the only one putting in effort to actually try to be entertaining
Summer > Shinji> Tay>Taylor/TJ(both non verbal)
Was this the funniest content of S2?
Wes is an unfunny, low IQ Indian
No. Fatty having a panic attack in the Gooncave while the YOU FRICKING BLOODY sfx blared was the highest S2 point.
i don't watch your dumb show but "fish tank" is a fricking godawful name no matter the context
Thoughts on Josie's new hairstyle?
why does she look like she’s gaining weight
the curse of all brown skin girls
she's looking healthy
she's in the male escort phase of her life
Stress eating after seeing the S2 streaming competitors.
She knows she's old and busted and the current pool of degenerate simps can only get her so far.
Mr. Heck won
she's having a best time of her life and making ton of money what are you doing
Mr. Heck won.
homie they're about the same age lol
That can't be, S1 was years ago
bro
it's so pretty
s2 was absolutely better. anyone who says otherwise (in ben's words) is fricking moronic.
how? it was so bad they couldn't even wait an extra day to finish it
it ended after 12:01 on day 42
better or not its still not good enough to make me watch it for more than a few weeks
you guys need to move on its over stop making threads and go back to kiwifarms or whatever hole you crawled out from
But then Cinemaphile will die
this place has been around longer than you've been alive zoomer
you have to admit its in a pretty sorry state
That's bleak, why don't you try starting a family?
/ftl/ practically doubled board activity, and I think that this season wasn't as active as S1 was
no it didn't
I love everything about this woman
Frick off, Ariel.
She banned me for being a bot. I'm pretty sure I'm not a bot. 🙁
how do i stop being a maurosimp?
It's impossible
Mauro had ONE good moment and it was pic related
Also him slapping Vance and going after Betty
shut up Jet, stop being pregnant
S2 fishes seem more likely to remain friends with each other than S1 fishes
tay wants to play vidya with everyone at least
i get the feeling that sam is genuinely anguished by how badly season 2 went and wants to do season 3 as soon as possible so he can redeem himself
>how can I redeem fish tank after we failed to prepare properly for s2?
>I know, we’ll rush out another season with half the time we had for s2
great work Sam
that would entail making Jet work
I was raped
Hot
>the same 40 to 60 people making and posting in parasocial simptank threads everyday
you guys need to go back to /bant/ its sad that you even watched this crap
demote jet
remove jet
fire jet
kick jet
sue jet
bully jet
expel jet
blacklist jet
building the house with cowboy
darkening the windows with cowboy
setting up a faux day and night cycle light system with cowboy
installing looms and a wire harness with cowboy
configuring quality speakers and cams with cowboy
painting walls with cowboy
making fun furniture with cowboy
placing multiple construction easter eggs to be discovered and used by the fish with cowboy
Cowboy is so fricking cool
smoking cigs and painting the house with bex
Image s1 finale had been Vance v. Josie HAHAHAHAHAHA
season pass for fishtank
TayJ is better than TJaylor
Tay x Me is the best ship
Letty was the Brian of S1
Only thing that made her bearable is the wonky eye lol
Letty = pure kino
Imagine basing your whole personality on Sailor Socialism
I understand she worked pajeets and the likes, I respected, but the Tank should be a bit more exclusive so to speak
Brian wasnt that bad by the way just not protag material
>Brian wasnt that bad by the way just not protag material
He had more fans than trish but more haters too. If they made the vote "vote who you want to stay" then trish would have been gone that night leaving brian to be in the finals most likely.
No, that was Mauro, but he's quite ugly.
if you watch streams of these losers outside of the tank you should have a nice day now
Betty homosexuals, will you save Betty from killing herself?
She said Trish looked like a maid, frick that edge troony
Maids wouldn't have those shitty piercings and tattoos, but otherwise she's correct.
Betty looks like Charls in drag
And that's a good thing
Hot
What's happening with Summy?
Who is she talking to ?
Shinji
Summy was betrayed by that foul Japanese man Shinji
What's wrong with you, simp?
he's got better things to do
Shinji got approved for S3? What?
AYOOOO can't believe this is the second time I have seen this mf wiener, you're right tho it's underwhelming for a man his size
have some more anon
two takeaways:
-hgh don't make ur peepee bigger but your bloat makes it look even smaller
-don't skip leg day
>choose the most purposefully unflattering picture in the world
Sam is still hot and mogs everyone in this thread, post face and timestamp to debunk this fact
When's the next stream Trish?
Trish confirms
Women prefer the roided Trotsqui instead of the israeli nerd on the left.
>https://archive.md/AyBcI
enjoy 🙂
i am good thanks though
remember that time MDE hired a troony
He wasn't a troony when he was employed
Shinji is 100% b***h made.
He cruised hard on being the only dude with life experience and not being a Sam Hyde fan. But production really told him to stay the frick from summer. What a manlet b***h.
>production really told him to stay the frick from summer
He knew better to stay away when she insta blocked him for mentioning her in his first stream. Also him saying Taylor was a succubus was hilarious
>taylor is too perfect
My mans knew best girl
Still, disowning one of the only good parts of S2 its b***h made, check out Jimbo, he still hangs with her, he is too alpha to be told what to do. I bet they paid Shinji peanuts too.
>crazy moron is fine with other crazy moron
ok
Smells like wigger spirit
>disowning one of the only good parts of S2
She fricking sucked. All she did was puke and cry. You are confusing post-tank tweets with in-tank content. He should frick with her more
>Only verbal fish(Tay, Brian and JC too)
>Best Judge chemistry
>Only Jimmy tard wrangler
>Best reaction to physical bits (karate and liftin)
>Best prop use (bed , barricade, pills)
>Made Lovetank
>Was the first Taytriot
>Hated the MDE fan club
GOAT Fish
Based
Cinemaphile is a /summy/ board
For me it's when she locks herself in the bedroom and shuffles through her meds, and the crew rushed upstairs. They thought she will kill herself, lol. Jet was visibly shaking.
She's got BPD written all over her. Nothing good can be gained from staying affiliated with her.
I agree! It's only going to get better, too!
>Season 3: Fishtank University w/ Headmaster Jefferson Goldstriker
>Season 4: Fishtank 44 BC w/ Emperor Julius Goldstriker
>Season 5: Fishtank à Paris w/ Jean-Pierre Goldstriker
>Season 6: Fishtank Summer Vacation w/ Surfing Instructor Jackson Goldstriker
>Season 7: Fishtank Popstar Academy w/ Record Label Bigshot Jimi Goldstriker
>Season 8: Fishtank Goes Hollywood w/ World Famous Director Jacob Goldstriker
>Season 9: Fishtank Gang Wars w/ Hood homie Jerome Goldstriker
>Season 10: Fishtank Green Card Gauntlet w/ Secretary of Homeland Security Jorge Goldstriker
>Season 11: Fishtank USSR w/ Supreme Leader Jevgeni Goldstriker
>Season 12: Fishtank: Transylvania's Most Wanted w/ Count Jasper von Goldstriker
>Season 13: Fishtank Oops All Gays w/ BDSM Master Jaiden Goldstriker
>Season 14: Fishshank Redemption w/ Warden Joaquin Goldstriker
>Season 15: Fishtank LLC. w/ Special Guest Host Bill Griefer
>Season 16: A Very Fishtank Halloween w/ Cabin Leader Joel Goldstriker
>Season 17: Fishtank Mobbed Up w/ Jovani Goldstriker Junior
>Season 18: Fishtank Karate Lesson Boot Camp w/ Jackie Goldstriker
>Season 19: Fishtank Goes Afghani w/ Five-Star General Ex-Military Veteran Jeremy Goldstriker
>Season 20: Fishtank 1488 Based Chud House w/ Kekistani Warrior HITLER Goldstriker
20: Fishtank 1488 Based Chud House w/ Kekistani Warrior HITLER Goldstriker
This one makes me laugh every time I see it
>dysgenic gay israelite rightly labeled as dysgenic gay israelite
>lesser dysgenic gay israelites seethe on his behalf
To wit: Zionism.
having sex with bex is my favorite activity
Sexy Bexy
smexy bexy
>gossipping like schoolgirls about these literal who's personal lives outside the tank
grim
these people have nothing going on and make low effort kiwifarms blog posts about these nobodies and is a reason this shit needs to be moved to /bant/
>thank you for filling me in as i do not watch the streams and get my information from friends.
Summer is the ONLY person I trust
I liked Cole on Fishtank, in his streams, and when he posted here
Despite that, he did quit
Hi Channing
Is everything ok?
summer is many times crazier than betty
>he owns a wiener ring with a ball holster
i instantly believe any allegations about sam being a fricked up gay/troony fricking weirdo fetishist, there's no way he's not a massive degenerate
He begged to give another man a blowjob
and then gave that man a blowjob
when bex sucks my dick she makes the tip cream
>I NEED IDEAS
GIVE ME IDEAS MAN
I was glue to the website on S1, S2 I only watched for only 2 days and it was already boring
What happened with Shinji?
Sadly, Shinji passed…
Sams one of those lame kids that recorded himself being goofy back in like 2007. Of course hes gay and moronic. Delaney dogged that ass lol
>Tayleigh, Trish, Shinji, and TJ starts to stream
>cole stops streaming and makes a twitter
neptunian. they all play checkers while he plays cheese
Tell me, why does he play the cheese
is cole a mouse
>S2 featured Sam more
>It got to the point where the show would only do anything when Sam showed up
Forget Jet, we need goldstriker in smaller, more impactful doses
When half the cast quit after the first week, they threw Sam in to keep viewers
If Jet wants to actually earn his ego as a producer, he needs to not rely on Sam to carry the show
Sam also telling Ben and Jet to not let Jimmy out of their sight and then once he leaves the wiggers immediately walk away from Jimmy and he nearly mallets a woman was such an obvious & foreseeable failure of production
Sad!
this is not what happened at all did you watch the show
sam was super involved first week, he was doing 1:1 interviews constantly
Everyone hated Jimmy since day 1.
Hes part of the reason why the Fish were all stunted and passive. Why do anything when Jimbo will sperg and get all the attention
People rightfully say Brian was an energy vampire but Jimmy was much more of a drain on everybody he was around, they constantly needed to walk on eggshells to not provoke his unhinged wrath. Should've booted him after the Taylor incident
How are you filling the void until season 3?
Just lift weights and read the classics, bro. Never watch anything made by MDE ever again.
with real shit? the frick homie lmao. Rewatching The Sopranos rn, currently reading A Scanner Darkly
uni work, watching battlestar galactica, maybe go on holiday with the lads
I’m just lifting weights and reading the classics, can’t wait to watch season 3 though
Respect.
Painting 40k minis
i respect fat guys who play with my little pony dolls more than that shit man
🙁
Watching movies, reading books, hanging out with friends, exercising, generally being normal
destiny?
Feeling anxious about dying
Ariel (Betty) has been 5150'd
I think I speak for everyone when I say at least its good to know Josie made it out ok and is doing well 🙂
>She'll be back in the basement and not streaming for season 3
tip top kek
She implied if paypigs give her enough money she won't. She's a ruthless business woman
lmao milk the piggies and go anyway, god bless her
bex makes my wienery throbby
Don't let them memoryhole #chickengate
Based Summer
Vance status?
Crying in a basement somewhere
Now that the dust has settled, was the whole "cult therapy" concept really that great? Even if they didn't have a cast that completely fell into shambles, where would they have taken the whole thing?
It was a very very good idea. TJ was the only one who fell for any of it though, but the attic sessions with Sam are literally why he won the show. He bought the "love and life" "hate and death" meme and took that mentality to the end. They shouldn't of wasted the idea on the MDE fan season, would've been wayyy better on a normie cast.
Lol imagine actually believing this. What did sticking your head into buckets of water and then ending it with a boxing match have to do with the attic sessions? You're such a silly b***h.
You're forgetting that before the attic sessions TJ was a mute moron who swung his arms and talked to nobody. He REALLY bought the idea of "initiative" and made an effort to get out of his comfort zone after that. Do you think the monologue (which is like TJ's key character moment in the show) would've happened without them?
Show was buried by then
They easily could've built the season around them being mde fans but they're too lazy and just rehashed s1 bits hoping they would pretend to go along
Thinking about getting a camera and filming my own fishtank with just me and my cats
Frank and Fatty carried this season
TICKLE THE BABY
they need to do a thorough psych eval on every single person that enters the house next season
Hmm... Good idea. Perhaps a Dr. Neptune or Dr. Goldstriker could conduct the evals.
*bites chicken wing*
>BRO
*chews into the mic*
>LIKE GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY EAR
sam probably thinks psychiatry isn't real or something
they couldn't even wrangle a full cast, at least 3 of the fish knew Jet/Chris's crew beforehand
The wild west is over, after this debacle of season two every person brough on to the tank will be some struggling actor or actress vetted by a casting agency.
No more Bettys or Summers, no one with a history of self-harm or is currently being prescribed anti-psychotic medication...no fun :/
All the Bettys and Sumners out there should self-immolate
Rude
You're right, I'm sorry. What I meant to say is that they should all go live with you.
Based and correct
Will you take good care of them?
be nice
What a pretty little prostitute? How much does she charge for a handy?
No casting agency is going to agree to send their actors to work on this project and no actor is going to stick around when they realize they're going to be forever associated with the epic based racism show
I think you significantly underestimate what sort of people ‘aspiring actors’ are
If they thought it would get them views and likes, they’d join the SS - morality comes second to fame, that’s why their dream is to be a famous actor and are famously willing to suck off producers to get that
Source: posting from LA
On-site psychologist would be mad funny. I hope Season 3 has more speciality rooms like Dog House and Attic. Ideas:
>Doctor's Office
>Internet Cafe
>Commissary/Prison Store
>Classroom
>Carnival
>"Supply Chain"/Factory (fish have to pack boxes, sew stuff, assemble toys or cellphones)
>Salon
Commissary and doctors office are both feasible
Carnival certainly is not
That was so obvious for S2 too, just have a real therapist in the attic
how much is jet paying these shills to keep making fricking shittank threads every fricking god damn day. As a mde fan since 2012 this shit is alienating to the brand, the useless zoomer vermin sam used to bully rightfully are now the main characters. I can’t stomach this shit anymore, only Nicks house stuff is funny the rest of it is trash. Get off this fricking board Jetshit!
nu-mde fans are brainbroken simps who are filling Sam's pockets, he doesn't give a shit
Watching clips from this season back and I have to say everybody put their heart and soul into it except Sam and wiggers, hope they enjoy having "hollywood casting agency" cast walk out on them after a week frick them
The very second a TTS drops the N bomb all of them are gonna walk and it'll be hilarious
does anyone that isn't shitskinned find this attractive?
30 year old men are watching this btw
That is the age when you get sick of women in your age group and start fricking women 10 years younger, assuming you have hair.
>JOSIE I KNOW YOU SPENT 40 DAYS IGNORING US TO DO WHIPPETS AND GET FRICKED BY WIGGERS I LUBBB YOU SO MUCHHHH TAKE MY MONEY
I hate her baby voice so much but it's so funny that she only does it when streaming, it's like she's both talking to other babies and people who are attracted to children
Im sun kissed and hate her, tho she at least tries to talk and engage
sam hyde?
I invented chuck posting on /ftl/
That was so fricking kino, wish I knew the details of why he came back.
Why do you guys love spreading lies and slander about Josie? She's a good person.
I'm impressed by her shamelessness to milk her paypigs into debt
I’ve given her roughly $800 because she is a sweet person!
That's cool I've given her $900
Thats what streamer bootcamp was all about
the dust never settles