Frick no. Borderlands already had intollerable writing.
3 was completely unplayable because npcs would not shut the frick up even when you weren't near any.
Borderlands is the worst kind of lol so random cringe as a video game. I can't even begin to imagine how embarrassing it will be with actual human beings.
Good lord that rocket launcher looks terrible. They should have given her a tediore to launch at one point. And with tediore, they could have given her a very big one and played it off as being light cause tediore is about accessibility.
Frick it, there's so much more they could have done!
You can really tell that Millenials have taken over most writing and visuals because every show now has that same tacky 90s aesthetic, which could have been kino of properly executed, but just looks cheap, ugly, and gaudy. We're two years away from ooze being in every other show.
The reason why so many people identify as LGBTQ is because they've come up with so many meme sexualities that pretty much anyone can join. I have a friend who is "demisexual", which pretty much means you don't like one night stands, but he gets to be LGBTQ anyway even though he's 100% straight.
Nearly all of this is functionally straight women that identify as bisexual. I'd need two hands to count the number of prostitutes I've fricked that have a literal bisexual flag in their bedroom. That's not to say that real homosexualry isn't increased due to grooming but those numbers make it look worse than it is. I'd assume it's also likely that a bunch of functionally straight soihomosexuals identify as bisexual as well
>trusting polls >especially trusting polls made by the Mainstream media
1,000 people in the bluest areas of California and New York City does not represent the entire country
>You can really tell that Millenials have taken over
Can't wait for the zoomer takeover when everything will be either greek statue aesthetics or seasonal moe anime inspired
>Can't wait for the zoomer takeover
Die you stupid samegay
Go commit suicide by cop so we can laugh at the body-worn camera (BWC) tapes. Try to get shot by a hot woman cop btw.
Unironically, yes.
Kevin Hart finally found the perfect role for him. A humorless straight man imposing his will as an immovable object that the world bounces off of. The look and feel is spot on true to the game, just like Fallout. The women they cast bring with them a huge feminine piece of the market to the crazy world around them. I just wish the marketing would stop copying Guardians of the Galaxy ads. And really show off how fricking insane and violent and funny, the world is.
>borderlands 1 >defined looter shooters >unique inked outline grunge desert visual style >great soundtrack featuring throat singing >dark comedy about decent Pandorans trying to survive on backwater shithole planet surrounded by cultists >comedy from claptrap being annoying to the characters only for a few short segments >some light spooky cosmic horror >unique somewhat flawed gem of vidya
>borderlands sequels >few gameplay innovations or QoL improvements >transitions to ugly shiny fisher-price color comic style >generic soundtracks (Jesper Kyd is good but lost the BL1 style) >meme humor about insane sociopaths with zero empathy >anticomedy about claptrap being annoying to the player through the entire game >not spooky >trash pumped out by gearbox for a quick buck
about the only good thing I can say about the sequels is the world building around Hyperion and Handsome Jack, but they overplayed that too and Jack quickly just becomes a snarky annoying redditor.
Borderlands, with the exception of Tales from the Borderlands, was edgy try hard shit. Even though I love me some Cait Blanchette I assume the show/movie will suck ass.
What's with israelite's desire to graft their dna witb every race of human?
Her father and grandfather are israeli Broadway producers. israelite goes down to the synagogue says "oy, Hershel, put my granddaughter in one your Mickey Mouse shows, I don't want her around"
I don't consider Fallout kino, I consider it a testament to the bloat of the modern gaming industry. Recently, one of my favorite YouTubers, Nic Sequeira, made a video about how awful Fallout is, and my eyes have been opened to the light as a result. Yesterday i went out back to the alley and threw my gaming console into the dumpster, and my life has vastly improved ever since!
Borderlands games are pozzed garbage that stumbled upon a good concept that they squandered. If you ever expected anything but israeli trash from an adaptation it proves you never played the games
I'm thinking about an Arby's Beef n Cheddar. With some curly fries and a root beer. Plenty of Arby's Sauce. Mmmm.
Horsey sauce is the correct sauce, anon.
Why not both? You can be as saucy as you want at Arby's.
there isn't an Arby's anywhere near where I live
shit sucks
Ariana is for ____
Hugs and snuggles and getting all comfy while watching lots of horror movies.
hard sex
I'm sure there will be plenty of white male characters I can root for
No. That looks like shit dumb ass.
She’ll be doing nude scenes the day she turns 18
Frick no. Borderlands already had intollerable writing.
3 was completely unplayable because npcs would not shut the frick up even when you weren't near any.
Borderlands is the worst kind of lol so random cringe as a video game. I can't even begin to imagine how embarrassing it will be with actual human beings.
i was gifted BL2 and lasted 16 minutes before I just stopped and never played again
Good lord that rocket launcher looks terrible. They should have given her a tediore to launch at one point. And with tediore, they could have given her a very big one and played it off as being light cause tediore is about accessibility.
Frick it, there's so much more they could have done!
Uhh, she's a minor.
OUT OF TEN
more like a major.... a majorly hot slice of JUNGLE POONTANG
dios mio
Everyone in borderland looks so incredibly old.
>Here's your Tiny Tina, bro
FTFY
>no guy smelling it
0/10 apply yourself
Tina did canonically turn into la luz extinguida when she grew up, so the casting actually fits.
You can really tell that Millenials have taken over most writing and visuals because every show now has that same tacky 90s aesthetic, which could have been kino of properly executed, but just looks cheap, ugly, and gaudy. We're two years away from ooze being in every other show.
Can't wait for the zoomer takeover when everything will be either greek statue aesthetics or seasonal moe anime inspired
We should be so lucky. It will be twitch streamer and e-drama nostalgia over a soundtrack of vaporwave mumble rap.
If only you knew how bad things are going to get
The reason why so many people identify as LGBTQ is because they've come up with so many meme sexualities that pretty much anyone can join. I have a friend who is "demisexual", which pretty much means you don't like one night stands, but he gets to be LGBTQ anyway even though he's 100% straight.
Nearly all of this is functionally straight women that identify as bisexual. I'd need two hands to count the number of prostitutes I've fricked that have a literal bisexual flag in their bedroom. That's not to say that real homosexualry isn't increased due to grooming but those numbers make it look worse than it is. I'd assume it's also likely that a bunch of functionally straight soihomosexuals identify as bisexual as well
Preach homie for the all the homies in the back
>trusting polls
>especially trusting polls made by the Mainstream media
1,000 people in the bluest areas of California and New York City does not represent the entire country
>You can really tell that Millenials have taken over
>Can't wait for the zoomer takeover
Die you stupid samegay
Go commit suicide by cop so we can laugh at the body-worn camera (BWC) tapes. Try to get shot by a hot woman cop btw.
Yeah can't wait for it, they nailed casting for every character
>cast a woman in her 50s to play a young woman in her 20s
Wow thanks Eli!
frick no
What's with israelite's desire to graft their dna witb every race of human?
Genetic human shield
but she isn't palestinian
Just masterrace shit. Inferiors like you wouldn't understand
they're looking for the cure to their IBS
no. the only good thing to come out of that franchise is tales and it will stay that way forever.
also why are they all old as frick?
its all so tiresome
I just want 1/6 scale borderlands figures. I won’t watch it because it will undoubtedly be about Borderlands 3 which is total dog shit.
>I want borderlands figures
you are beyond gay
I am slightly bisexual like the rest of my generation
99% gay
Thats 1% less gay than your zesty ass homie
I kind of liked this one as an adventure movie, not as an uncharted movie.
> Now that Slopout isACK
Unironically, yes.
Kevin Hart finally found the perfect role for him. A humorless straight man imposing his will as an immovable object that the world bounces off of. The look and feel is spot on true to the game, just like Fallout. The women they cast bring with them a huge feminine piece of the market to the crazy world around them. I just wish the marketing would stop copying Guardians of the Galaxy ads. And really show off how fricking insane and violent and funny, the world is.
Anti-Shill code word: Black person.
>borderlands 1
>defined looter shooters
>unique inked outline grunge desert visual style
>great soundtrack featuring throat singing
>dark comedy about decent Pandorans trying to survive on backwater shithole planet surrounded by cultists
>comedy from claptrap being annoying to the characters only for a few short segments
>some light spooky cosmic horror
>unique somewhat flawed gem of vidya
>borderlands sequels
>few gameplay innovations or QoL improvements
>transitions to ugly shiny fisher-price color comic style
>generic soundtracks (Jesper Kyd is good but lost the BL1 style)
>meme humor about insane sociopaths with zero empathy
>anticomedy about claptrap being annoying to the player through the entire game
>not spooky
>trash pumped out by gearbox for a quick buck
about the only good thing I can say about the sequels is the world building around Hyperion and Handsome Jack, but they overplayed that too and Jack quickly just becomes a snarky annoying redditor.
Borderlands, with the exception of Tales from the Borderlands, was edgy try hard shit. Even though I love me some Cait Blanchette I assume the show/movie will suck ass.
Where do they keep finding these ugly as frick actresses for rv shows?
I genuinely want to know.
Black folk running this shit hole.
See
Her father and grandfather are israeli Broadway producers. israelite goes down to the synagogue says "oy, Hershel, put my granddaughter in one your Mickey Mouse shows, I don't want her around"
Ah, so that is why the israelites keep shillering her gigantic fricking head all the time. I didn't even know what show she was on.
I bet Pippa Pipkin is cuter in real life than that fricking ugly actress.
nobody asked about your vtumor trash gay
I don't consider Fallout kino, I consider it a testament to the bloat of the modern gaming industry. Recently, one of my favorite YouTubers, Nic Sequeira, made a video about how awful Fallout is, and my eyes have been opened to the light as a result. Yesterday i went out back to the alley and threw my gaming console into the dumpster, and my life has vastly improved ever since!
Borderlands games are pozzed garbage that stumbled upon a good concept that they squandered. If you ever expected anything but israeli trash from an adaptation it proves you never played the games
Borderland? more like the retirement home