Now that Madame Web was a fiasco, is it safe to say that she lost the Latina wars against Jenna Ortega?
Now that Madame Web was a fiasco, is it safe to say that she lost the Latina wars against Jenna Ortega?
Now that Madame Web was a fiasco, is it safe to say that she lost the Latina wars against Jenna Ortega?
If it's a war fought with chins, sure.
Not if she raises children with me in a pueblo where we weave wool all week.
She has Superman Legacy, The Last of Us and Alien Romulus up next.
>She has capeshit, Movie: The Game: The Movie and milking another 70s IP for money up next.
Yes... Looking forward to... Well... To publicity photos maybe
What is saying "movie game" supposed to accomplish? The Last of Us show is highly successful both commercially and critically. That's a fact.
The movie will literally be a video game movie (usually not a good thing, even though exceptions exist) and will probably be worse than the movie-length cutscene compilations that appeared on youtube some week or two after the game's release
Also
>critically acclaimed
means nothing for video games, it's just a measure of how much bribes you sent to the reviewers ("critics" lol)
Did you see me say "The Last of Us game"? I'm talking about the show.
What fricking sho...
Oooooh yeah they made that, didn't they? Yes I totally would never have forgotten about that, it surely was so good that people would at least remember that it existed at all hahaha
I thought Godzilla had a little budget. How could they have paid them off.
>The movie will
Anon are you aware a television show of The Last of Us aired last year on HBO? What the frick are you going on about a movie?
Wait, they are going to make a second season?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Oh my god, they are making a second season to that highly successful show!?
I seriously thought they cancelled it
I watched half of the first episode then understood it would be shitty
Then some time later I see on here that they spent an entire episide on gay sex
Hahahhahahahh
>On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, the first season The Last of Us has an approval rating of 96% based on 481 reviews, with an average rating of 8.75 out of 10. Metacritic calculated an average of 84 out of 100 based on 43 reviews, indicating "universal acclaim".
>The premiere episode had 4.7 million viewers in the United States on its first night of availability, including linear viewers and streams on HBO Max, making it the second-largest debut for HBO since 2010, behind House of the Dragon.The total viewing figure increased to almost 40 million within two months. In Latin America, the series premiere was the biggest HBO Max debut ever. The video games increased their sales following the premiere. The second episode had 5.7 million viewers on its first night, an increase of 22 percent from the previous week, the largest second-week audience growth for an original HBO drama series in the network's history. With over three million viewers in the United Kingdom, the ninth episode became Sky's most-viewed finale for an American debut series, topping House of the Dragon's first-season finale. The series broke HBO's subscription video on demand viewer ratings in Europe, and became the most-watched show on HBO Max in Europe and Latin America. By May, the series averaged almost 32 million viewers per episode in the United States.
>The Last of Us is the first live-action video game adaptation to receive major awards consideration. It was nominated for 24 Primetime Emmy Awards, with a leading eight wins at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards
nta but i watched the show and it was unironically very mid. the only reason its rated so highly is because of the emmy bait gay homosexual sex episode. the amount of insane shilling over that one episode from every publication was pathetic
>i watched the show and it was unironically very mid. the only reason its rated so highly is b
No one gives a frick about what you think
sorry i dont like your homosexual propaganda tv slop mr. shill
Your opinion is irrelevant. It is successful regardless, which was the topic being talked about.
only because it showed hairy queers fricking eachothers crusty buttholes, which made it immune to any kind of criticism and caused millions of housewives to watch it, because it was brave and the next big thing. nothing about its success was organic. its as fake and gay as the show itself
homosexual
>continues blabbering on about what he thought and muh excuses
hey buddy i think youve got the wrong website. reddit is two tabs down
Are you braindead or something? Even if you weren't shitting your pants over this, it doesn't matter why TLOU is successful. It is successful. Which is the topic being talked about.
im not even the guy you were arguing with about this. i just jumped in to say last of us is gay and youre gay for pretending its success was anything but astroturfed bullshit. go suck another penis ya frickin fairy
Why would that mean anything? Tons of people watched Game of Thrones too despite only the first two seasons being decent enough to spend time on
Mean anything what? He claimed the "movie" would not be successful, despite it being a show and a large success already, making it a major get for Moner to land a main role in for S2.
>milking another 70s IP for money up next.
And Wednesday is....?
An even older IP I think.
It was never really a contest
>4'11"
>5'
oof
The mogging of all mogs.
Imagine pinning them both to the wall by their necks, one hand each, legs dangling, pushing them close together so that their thighs are pressed against each other and fricking the thigh-flesh pussy between them like a fricking ogre on heat, if you know what I mean....
Who is hotter? That's our war.
Focus! What's important here is that God gave us two wonderful tamales to warm our cold hearts. There is no competition.
This guy gets it.
They have purchase in my white world.
I want Jenna and Isabella to kiss and cuddle each other, Kiki can join in as well.
That's the spirit!
Yes.
>Jenna Ortega
Is a hideous evil smoker pig
have a nice day evil scum.
Why fight? There's enough Latinakinos for everyone.
I hope they both make it in the white man's world.
If we made Universal Basic Moner's and Universal Basic Ortega's, imagine the joy that would be spread.
I want to watch a movie starring Moner, Ortega and Becky G. I don't know it would be about, I guess it doesn't really matter. I'd watch it anyway.
Where does Xochitl Gomez fit into this?
I don't know but I'm sure you could squeeze her in there somewhere. The more the merrier.
We need more Latinakino
>Where does Xochitl Gomez fit into this?
Right back across the border.
Born in LA, ese.
Probably posting her first porn on April 29, 2023.
shut the frick up you moron
he mad
I hope she wins her Oscar nomination. She deserves it.
For the X-rated film she is going to star in with me?
No, for original song "The Fire Inside"
For me, it’s Mala Santa lyric video.
this b***h is so nasty looking. all the cigarettes blow and alcohol pulled her face skin tight around that skull. Bourdain lookin troony
Moner's 2024 and 2025 is looked packed
She still has the hawkgirl movie coming up. Which is DC and is going to suck harder
She's in Superman Legacy
It wasn't a fair contest. Moner would never lose at this age.
Nice shoop
Mating ritual for a white man.
It's like the rain dance of her people. Only instead of bringing rain, it's to bring the white mans cum
It's gonna be a shame when the latina wall hits her. That wall hits harder than any other. Many have tried to avoid it, very, very few have ever been successful.
Mating ritual form highT latino men since white men are mostly gays and swoybwoys except for the balkans
Fix your Country Chevez. Then I'll allow you to come over.
Do you like your Moner Toy wet and eager?
What is this mode called?
Loving Latina Housewife. She cleans the house while you're away, cooks you amazing meals when you come home from work, rides your dick so hard at night it nearly snaps in half and gives you many children.
I'll take 3
Limit 1 per customer. They are extremely, violently territorial and do not tolerate any other women stealing papi away from them. Even other Moners.
I'll take one LLH model and one Secretary model then.
>secretary model
Oof. Yikes. Enjoy killing all of your productivity as your Secretary Moner traipses around the office in an inappropriately short skirt teasing you all day long. You'll never get any work done again.
mommy
Reminds me of the epic Moner post from years back, a masterpiece of erotic/bullying literature.
Impressive autism, very nice.
One of the greatest and most sublime things ever posted on this board.
Attention prostitute
Upcoming:
Ortega
>Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
>Wednesday S2
>Death of a Unicorn
Moner
>The Last of Us S2
>Superman: Legacy
>Alien: Romulus
3 kinos vs. 3 flops.
>they're bad because....they just are ok!
I didn't say they were bad. Just that they will flop.
Why would TLOU S2 "flop"? It's a huge show.
Second season will collapse it obviously.
Frick I forgot about Alien. Think she and Cailee will get to kiss a little bit?
Moner also has to make out with Lyanna Mormont and then be Hawkgirl for DC.
https://www.cbr.com/alien-romulus-isabela-merced-disgusting-scene/
Not her fault her agent is shit at his job. Like how the frick can frick this up?
I don't know, she's been landing a lot of major roles lately. Seems like she's back on the rise.
> I eat Merced.
Her agent is shit because he doesn't force her to get a pixie cut. Moner isn't for long hair
Man, that tummy does physical damage to me.
Wrong, just wait for the weekend rush
Would it be better if Jenna and Isabella wrestled in a tub of cream rather than compete with movies?
It's the Mexican Maisie Williams curse.
Every movie she's in is terrible and flops at the box office.
She won.
Even in these loose dresses you can tell how good Moner's body looks and what a block Shipka is
Not proving me wrong with this nonsense. Where's the curves? Or anything?
>Madame Web was a fiasco
No one watched it. Barely anyone even knew it was a thing.
Only actresses who get big roles are Emma Stone and Margot Robbie, as there are only a handful of not-shit roles for actresses, despite Hollywood's virtue signalling.
>begging this hard for attention in a thread nothing to do with him
That's literally a man and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Just begun, the Latina wars have.
He looks like he should be in a Pet Shop Boys cover band. Or maybe Baltimora.
Moner >>>> Ortega >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kiernan
Zero notable films. Zero cultural relevance.
Not a Kikigay but Mad Men is more relevant than anything featuring any of the girls posted in this thread.
Not even close.
Name literally one Moner role that compares.
Instant Family
Madame Web
Not because of Shipka.
>Rules couldn't have been create to have a nice together
In the battle between the Kiki poster and the Gadon poster, whoever wins, we all lose.
The former is more obnoxious personally, but the latter is more prolific in posting.
Alright that's pretty good
Meh, Moner is superior
Has she ever had a standout performance in a movie? She always seems secondary, and not very distinctive. Even in Dora, the "villain" was more compelling.
On the contrary, she's been a distinct and likable character in most roles I've seen her in, right from Transformers where her absence in the second half of the film hurt it. She's got on-screen charisma.
She was fricking annoying in Sicario, though I blame that moreso on the writers. She's not offensive on-screen, but she's never been impressive either. Then again she's only 22, which is unfortunately 35 in Latin-American woman years. She's got time, but needs better agents.
>Rules couldn't have been create to have a nice together
???
MOANER? I BARELY KNOW HER!
Jenna definately wins in the fan service department
is that bush?
I think it is
Madame had tummy kino and there wasn't enough of it. Bad guy being treated as a slasher was fine but it's hilarious how he was treated like a punk throughout the film because the main charactet can see the future.
Don't get involved with the jannies. They'll start to hate you for nothing
Moner boner
>the moner boner has been going hard for 7+ years now
As far as Cinemaphile waifu shelf life goes that's honestly pretty impressive
crikey
My god.
we have to find a way to make her 15 again, through either science or magic. this is the only way to save her career
There's more to life than career. Like love.
Moner is...
sexo
>Latinas getting the Hollywood roles
>Sabrina is canceled
Why did Kiki lose?
you're gonna watch here have sex with bella ramsey and you will like it
Too old. She used to be so frickable
Moner won
Che chose her franchises poorly? Dora is just not the same as Wednesgay.
boner
Reproducing with Latinas is dysgenic. They are short and low iq
this. my dad married a latina, his brothers married white women. all of my cousins are 6ft+ while my brothers and i are all manlets. don't fall for the latina meme