Now that the crust has settled, this movie was lame. Discuss.

Now that the crust has settled, this movie was lame. Discuss.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    love, tars, love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      love, anne, love

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how sometimes she looks like a stick and other times look like an absolute sex pest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She makes both work

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like she would be a good frick. She seem bubbly and just loose enough to let you do shit to her. Not to mention she's kept her body tight for years.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >making sweet passionate love > fricking
              yeah I’d give anything to pork that babe hubba hubba

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *kino

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interstellar disappoints me so much. It had the potential to be one of the best movies ever, and some aspects are that good, but there is also some bullshit that drags down to the "just good" tier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't really think of anything substantive in the movie that I haven't seen much better already in many other movies. As capital-E Emotional as the movie is clearly trying to be, the characters come across as phony and simplistic. The themes are way too sappy to take seriously, which I thought anons were just joking about for years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any other space movie has done something equivalent to the scene were Doctor Mann wakes up?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, I don't remember anything about that scene other than him crying. He later explains in far too many words that he was lonely and cowardly and blah blah blah and that has been done both more authentically and without too much dialogue in other movies that aren't even seen as obscure or artsy like Taxi Driver, The Graduate or Eraserhead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Read my post again, specifically the part about "space movie".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No I can't, but I saw it done poorly in this one.
              I can't imagine caring about this or that genre.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >other movies
            >like Taxi Driver, The Graduate or Eraserhead

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern Hollywood but this movie was a rare gem. Stop being a contrariangay.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The love thing is literally the best part about the movie and you homosexuals hate it. I have a feeling it's going to be one of those aspects that are going to be relevant centuries later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The emotional aspect of the movie is mostly well done but it doesn't change the fact that the worldbuilding is bullshit. Love didn't need to be a literal force of the universe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        love, tars, love

        >moron didn't get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is not, your stupid literal moron.

        Love was the thing who made impossible to Murph to trash all her things related to her dad and keep the watch she could transport safely and decipher with calm in her comfy NASA installation.

        It's not about it being a force, but being a feeling that shapes our actions in the material world.

        The rest is just Copper being poetic, repeating the nonsense Brand said while in shock.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    young murph carried the flick but no one could say that in public. they just had to pretend the plot was really good.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >salvages your kino
    I fricking love fanedits bros. Every Nolan movie needs to be debloated by these guys. They even made TDKR enjoyable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did they manage to make a watchable version of Oppenheimer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unless they did some serious soundtrack doctoring I don't see how you can edit a Nolan film down without it being jarring.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Wasn't great but it was better than Ad Astra.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit movie for people with 105 IQ.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First hour was good. Then it turns into a makoto shinkai anime with the wacky space romance nonsense.

  11. 1 month ago
    noko

    I laughed out loud when the son was eating corn on the cob and corn bread for dinner. I know they established that corn was all that could grow, but it was so funny to me.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity was better tbqh

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nuh uh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6/10 and i'm being generous

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing example of a love it or hate it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's an amazing example of can't love it or hate it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Matt Damons name not on there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surprise plus subversion of expectations.

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