Now that the dust has settled

What do we truly think about Interstellar?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    9/10 scifi before they exit the wormhole.
    4/10 once they decide to go to the water planet.
    Most braindead moronic astronauts in cinematic history.
    John/Chris Nolan is a shitty writer that needs to go through more drafts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this but i still enjoy the movie overall, a solid 7
      soundtrack is breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >4/10 once they decide to go to the water planet.
      100%
      the matt damon plotline halted all of the momentum
      and the water planet could have easily been cut/edited down significantly

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile loved it when it came out so it only makes sense that they hate it now that it has become le reddit because the people that post here are contrarian losers whose opinions are formed by their favorite internet babysitters (RLM)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile loved it when it came out
      spoken like a true redditor that wasn't here
      Cinemaphile has always had mixed opinions on it, moron, we don't eat up every nolanslop right away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why the frick is bane posting so common here when The Dark Knight is extremely popular among posters while being such dogshit capeshit?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good, until Matt Damon shoes up. Then it falls apart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Bourne reference.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anοnymous

    the Matt Damon arc was the best part of the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no the c'mon tars part was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tars a shit
        matt's robot was superior in every way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was the best of us

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do we truly think about Interstellar?
    It's great for the sum of its parts (wave planet/Tars/etc) but by no means perfect. I do feel it stays with you emotionally though. Love Nolan but I'd give it 7 to 7.5/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up ai slop homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shut the frick up ai slop homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ai slop homosexual

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm just trying to get to outerspace, Marty.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needed another rewrite to make everything come together more. Also, ditch Hathaway for an actress who is less repulsive.
    But at least it was better than the rubbish Spielberg and J-Nolan were cooking up before C-Nolan took over.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CMON TARS

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a fricking giant bookshelf

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do we truly think about Interstellar?
    Am I the only one who felt like it should have been like 45 minutes to a hour longer? Feels like the script and story needed it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest film ever made

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Because my dad promised me
    Bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DUN LEMME LEAVE MUUUUURPH

      >MUUUUUUUUURPH

      ngl I get misty eyed every time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >cooper drives away
        >lift off in 10, 9, 8
        >murph runs outside pulling the saddest face any human child has ever made
        >hans zimmer slams all the keys on his organ

        Absolute suffering

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >DUN LEMME LEAVE MUUUUURPH

          >MUUUUUUUUURPH

          ngl I get misty eyed every time

          I didnt realize willy wonka was in this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            same, when i rewatched it last year my brain was like "oh hey there's timothee before he became popular" it was literally his second movie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mackenzie foy's father, a truck driver, and mother, a homemaker, had no connections to the film industry.
            Nepo babies absolutely BLOWN the frick away.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love it. Its 10 years old this year so I can't wait to have my balls blown off by the score in cinemas again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its coming back to cinemas?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They re show it every now and then anyway but the cinema near me theyre showing it quite frequently this year. Might be because its the 10th anniversary soon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd give my left nut to watch that shit in IMAX

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cooper get the job? Did they leave hiring the pilot for last and just the ex astronaut commander showed up? Or they had someone else planned then Cooper showed up and they were like frick it, good enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was in the right place at the right time. they likely would have recruited him at some point anyway due to his past history with nasa, even if we ignore the whole future humans setting up his path shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was in the right place at the right time. they likely would have recruited him at some point anyway due to his past history with nasa, even if we ignore the whole future humans setting up his path shit.

      How is it not clear after the 5D shit that he was destined to be recruited to contact his daughter? The story behind this movie is just that everything is destined and that higher dimensions exist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what part of "even if we ignore the future humans setting his path up" did you not get? that revelation doesn't happen until coop goes back into gargantua and falls into the tesseract, before then it's only speculation as to who placed the wormhole there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >5D
          >future humans
          Simpleton view of it all, everything is destined, like I said in the post you responded to, but for some reason decided to ignore half of the post.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            butthole, reread the initial question and response. the movie unfolds as it progresses and then it becomes a learned fact that all of this already happened and we just watched 5D humans set up events. but the point is you don't know that until the last act so as far as we're aware it's playing out in real time.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    true love for that movie and music score

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >uhm, its right behind me, isn't it?
    I love this movie but how the frick did a 500 ft wave sneak up on them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was simply too big for them to notice
      They though they were mountains

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb sentimental trash with some cool visuals

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the soundtrack is so good

    i cry evertim

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > called "interstellar"
    > go to another galaxy altogether.

    always bugged me. why can't Hollywood get this right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the interstellar part was when they went through the wormhole you nonce

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's interGALATIC travel. they explicitly travel to another galaxy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That seemed like a pointless detail to me. Why even say theyre travelling to another galaxy just have them be at another point in our galaxy. Cooper has zero of finding brand in time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *zero chance of finding brand in time. Hes gonna have another moment where he walks in on a dying old woman surrounded by kids telling him to frick off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the definition for interstellar is what happens between two stars
          technically the term fits you dildo

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interstellar was just pure kino, I think the OST carries the entire plot no matter how moronic it gets, but since I'm a sucker for space stuff I just loved it

    If you hate Interstellar you hate kino itself

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's Inception for Stanley Kubrick fans.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Typical nolanslop. I think his best movie was Dunkirk because he straight up cuts all the plot bullshit and focuses on what makes Nolan movies so good. Interstellar is like the opposite of that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny as i think dunkirk is his second worst behind rises
      watching a bunch of homosexuals on a beach then cutting to a few homosexuals on a boat is such riveting storytelling that the few actual scenes where shit happens was so damned boring i was itching to leave the theater
      the unofficial tie-in for day of infamy was more entertaining

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >is such riveting storytelling
        exactly
        all of his plots are fricking bullshit
        you watch Nolan movies for the cinematography and not pretentious storylines
        Dunkirk has zero plot, which makes it the best Nolan movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you watch Nolan movies for the cinematography and not pretentious storylines
          yeah but even then his movies are hit or miss
          like i think tenet actually is one of his better written films and it has great set pieces but the visuals are shit and scream amateur hour
          meanwhile begins, prestige, interstellar & oppie are all beautiful to look at
          dunkirk is washed out tones the movie lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny as i think dunkirk is his second worst behind rises
      watching a bunch of homosexuals on a beach then cutting to a few homosexuals on a boat is such riveting storytelling that the few actual scenes where shit happens was so damned boring i was itching to leave the theater
      the unofficial tie-in for day of infamy was more entertaining

      Dunkirk had zero grandiosity to it, zero immense sense of scale. 30-40 extras on a beach and Im supposed to suspend my disbelief? Trash. The only good part is the intro sequence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a movie about one of the largest evac operations in the entire WWII, you mong. Had it not happened, the Brits would have lost most of their ground forces. Its as grandiose as it gets. And it shows you the true chaos that is modern war where shit just happens and you have little to no control over it as a random grunt. And the movie SHOWS this like movies are supposed to do instead of McConaughey mumbling pop sci mumbo jumbo to the viewers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >And it shows you the true chaos that is modern war
          it literally shows a bunch of bongs standing on a beach while the actual war happens in the background lol
          then it cuts to a kid dying on a boat because he smacked his head
          it's a fricking awful film
          my filmmaker aussie c**t friend tried to tell me it's a great film about survival in a crazy shit environment
          frick you sound a bit like him, kori is that you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, I ain't aussie, m8
            I just like Nolan aesthetics, but his reddit-tier plots bore me to death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the largest evac operations in the entire WWII
          Yeah, couldve fooled me there Nolan. You know what's funny? ATONEMENT had exactly what I'm talking about - the scale of "one of the largest evac operations" represented in film

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MURPH?!

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