Now that the dust has settled, what does?

Now that the dust has settled, what does Cinemaphile think about Under The Skin?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino score

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow it's nothing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this song in particular somehow incapsulates the entire feel of the movie. i don't even know if i'd like the movie as much without the score.

      also that beach scene was fricked up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-binary israelite
      i'm good

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok, though I wouldn't call Mr. Glazer the next Kubrick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sexy Beast
      >Birth
      >Under The Skin
      Seems like an odd comparison.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LA Weekly
          really? who cares

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His new movie Zone of Interest is kino

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not an attractive woman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borderline masterpiece

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you like about it? i remember hearing that people booed the shit out of whatever festival it premiered at. i don't even remember how it ended where it would warrant that reaction.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice that the deformed guy got to be around a naked Scarlett Johansson. He's probably had pretty bad luck all his life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it was interesting to hear that they hung out and the guy won a "dirty joke" battle they had. he probably said some fricked up shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bumped into that guy, literally, in Croydon a few years ago. Being honest, when I looked up and saw his face, my immediate reaction was to recoil in horror. I'm sorry melted rubber mask guy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit, really? that's a bummer if you actually recoiled a bit but i'm sure he's used to people being shocked seeing him, unfortunately. it's nice that he has a good sense of humor and got to hang with Scarlett for a day or two though

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strange haircut but Scarlett was right to document the beauty of her naked body

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett looked so thick in that scene where she is undressing a woman in an all white room. Like her leaning down was probably the hottest she ever looked even though it was from far away

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this on a plane on my laptop with no prior knowledge, seated between two old ladies. Safe to say after the 4th(?) extended sequence of male nudity, plus the elephant man freak, I wrote it off completely. Shut movie for pretentious gays (in every sense)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why include that you were seated between two old ladies if not that you were just uncomfortable watching the movie between them? Calling a movie only pretentious is the laziest fricking criticism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with no prior knowledge
      why would anybody know about this film without prior knowledge lmao

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciated it when it came out as something different to see in the theater, but I don't remember anything about it except the score, which was great, like another anon pointed out

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how fat her nose is. Gross.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino
    some of the scenes where she's picking up guys in the van are her actually trying to pick up random men who don't know they're in a movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm guessing it's mostly the guys that are off camera, right? some of them seemed genuinely friendly but put off when she tried to make small talk/flirt

      insane that she was able to get away with that but i guess it was before she was the biggest actress in the world

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i think anyone who actually got in the van was an actor but the randoms she's trying to lure on the street are not

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine finding out later you talked to Scarlett Johansson on the street, got to be in the movie, AND got to see her nude

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine her talking to you but you noticing who she is so you don't get to be in the movie

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              would make for a cool story with the blokes though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were unaware only in the van scenes, they later talked to the guys and asked if they were willing to shoot the rest of the scenes since they had to be fully naked and obviously in a movie set

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some of them seemed genuinely friendly but put off when she tried to make small talk/flirt
        I would be too. No woman let alone an attractive one goes around in a box truck flirting with random men. I'd imagine she has her pimp and 3 of his friends in the back waiting to steal my kidneys.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          true. if she was somewhat less attractive i might buy it. i guess that tracks with the aliens not realizing it looks completely sketch and why she fails for awhile

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would she be able to lure you in?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a bedroom? yes
      Into flooded alien darkness? no

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        judging from the movie the fellas had zeo idea they were in a room of darkness. they were still hard as a rock even when they were going into the black liquid. it's like they were put into a trance and even watching her under the water as she walked away

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's grim up north. Wading through an inky pool of impenetrable blackness is par for the course for getting a shag.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a toddler

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stranger Things blatantly ripped off this movie so much

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The premise is provocative but the movie felt too one-note for me.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so correct me if i'm wrong with the beach scene:
    >scarlett shows up trying to nab the tent guy
    >they see a young kid? drowning with someone younger trying to save them
    >tent guy and father jump in trying to help
    >father and two family members drown, with tent guy surviving until Scarlett hits him with a rock
    >another baby left on shore and Scarlett's handlers ignore it for some reason

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty cool movie. I only watched it the one time shortly after it came out. I don't want to go back to it and spoil my memory of it by being a picky c**t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're putting it back in theaters next week but nowhere near me so i turned it on tonight. it's still pretty kino so far. i don't get why so many people hated it when it came out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't get why so many people hated it when it came out
        did they?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bit where the guys implode leaving only their skin is so disgusting I won't watch the movie again. It's disgusting in a way I can't even describe, like nails on a chalkboard or something. Therefore it's a great horror movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. That scene disturbed me more than any horror shit I’ve seen for some reason. Definitely had to do with how you could see the new guy slowly deteriorating too

      >i don't get why so many people hated it when it came out
      did they?

      It got mixed reviews and I think critics booed the ending where it premiered. It even made Scarlett cry

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It got mixed reviews and I think critics booed the ending where it premiered. It even made Scarlett cry
        Didn't know that.
        Rough creative gems like this get booed and then we see philistine pieces of shit like Arrival and Annihilation being praised.
        Sci fi is deader than dead

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish scarjo would do more weird roles like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that ship sailed.
      she could have made a career out of acting, but she preferred making faces in front of a green screen. Now she's a bitter post wall roastie lamenting the fact that younger actresses are more likely to get a "making faces in front of a green screen" role.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        have sex incel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you attacked just prove that I'm right.
          Your emotion lost again agaist simple facts

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, unironically and sincerely one of the best films of the past decade.

    A true pleb filter. Zoomer killer. Brainlet stomper. Plot point casual executioner.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the best films of the past decade.
      The lowest bar ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plot point casual executioner.
      Is tere anything more subhuman than seething about the need for the plot to make sense?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women arent even human
    I agree very based movie

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good and Joblandsons best role

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i showed this film to people and they liked it. Then a long time later they kept telling me it was nightmare fuel

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it for the first time a couple weeks ago, probably the best film I've seen this year. I really like the differences in ScarJo's mannerisms when she's trying to seduce the guys vs when she's unobserved. She does a great job of making the flirting seem performative but convincing. It works really well with her interactions with the guy whose house she stays at later in the film where she's no longer putting on the seductress mask.
    Also, despite there being clear alarm bells from the conversations where she would repeatedly clarify if people were alone, or lived by themselves I have to admit that I would probably have fallen for it and been liquidated. Especially if I'd met her at a party like that one guy.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett has had the most blessed film career of any actor maybe ever.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't thought about this image in years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought of this every day for years, I used to be able to see the place from my window.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    scarlett with dark hair
    lovely

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird film, but at least she finally got nude.

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