Now that the dust has settled, what was her problem?
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not enough BAC (Big Anon wiener)
Wall'd hag. Can't believe a billionaire like Elon simped for this
>fricked him while cosplaying as mercy
i will NEVER not be jealous
Yeah but she looked like shit. Did you see the pics?
You are a homosexual
no, but you're clearly one in denial
Elons such a gay for releasing this, I know shes public enemy but the guy has a tiny wiener
why shouldn't he release it?
its not explicit in any way
Amber probably billed him a million for it.
I don't see any downside.
Mercy is pure. To cosplay her and looking like a worn down disposable prostitute is incredibly hot.
Furthermore, to get a renowned celebrity to cosplay some kids vidya character for your old boomer ass is even hotter.
You're a homosexual.
I'd rather a slampig cosplaying as Mei tbh.
Elon is kind of a tard.
I am reading his biography. He definitely, 100% is a sperg.
He bred this thing twice
They just discovered a third
Does anyone else think Grimes looks like the singer for sum 41? I think it's that Canadian nose.
I get what you mean and it's 100% the nose.
I am French, and I feel a familiarity between grimes's nose and mine :^)
>Canadian nose
What the frick?
I always find it NUTS how guys can reach Muskys level, and STILL act like these fricking morons towards women
Seriously, hire some lethario to edit your texts and its a win win since you get a coolchad friend to build rockets with too
Simping is male nature, unfortunately.
>I always find it NUTS how guys can reach Muskys level, and STILL act like these fricking morons towards women
the money is absolutely nothing for him lol, and he actually does go and bang them repeatedly. It's not like he's jacking off to a streamer
can you really call someone who repeatedly bangs and impregnates hot women without risking his bank account moronic?
money doesn't give you anything but power
money doesn't instantly make you good looking
money doesn't instantly make you smart
money doesn't instantly make you slick with women
money doesn't instantly make you more interesting
money doesn't instantly make you more mature
money doesn't instantly make you more confident
money doesn't instantly make you good at making money
People delude themselves into thinking that and extend ALL those assumptions to ALL people that have money, but it's not true, never was, and never will be.
you are way too focused on money
she is still so far out of his league its irrelevant
>Elon Simp
holy shit she writes like such a manipulative c**t
Amber is LITERALLY the only one smart enough to be vague in text and say “call me” because she knows there’s no digital or paper trail.
kek this should be in one of those 'what do I say next bros' posts on /adv/
all the money in the world and still white knighting for a used up prostitute. Literally fricking how?
it's not white knighting if you get crazy BPD sex bro
He can get that anywhere you fat simp
what exactly do you think simping is?
how many onlyfans gals you tip today piggy?
you think the situation is comparable to onlyfans? are you moronic? elon was actually banging her
yeah this, the women on onlyfans have dignity and would never do something degrading for money
and she, the onlyfans prostitutes, and every other woman you simp for will NEVER bang your fat ass. Have another sweet fatty
but im not simping for any of them
can you answer what you think simping means?
Sending out handshake requests waiting for 3 celltowers to complete it so i can get service, why else would i ping with a sim
>can you answer what you think simping means?
How about I tell you to frick off back to plebbit then kys instead?
depp calling him mollusk will never not be funny
except right now, when I didn't laugh or find it funny
yeah well the jerk store called...
I guess Amber Heard needs an Anal LidA
eh..eh..
duh. obviously her lawyers made her dress down and look as dowdy as possible.
was this your first celebrity drama thing or something?
Heroes never die
Couldn't handle her mega pints.
God, that tit shape does things to my dick.
Genuinely asking - why would she take a shit on the bed?
(I didn’t watch the trial)
>someone has never had any interaction, let alone romantic relationship with a BPD b***h
They broke up, her friend said it'd be funny, and she was 22.
le shit le bed face.
>has evidence showing johnny is an abusive piece of shit
>can't show evidence for legal shithousery reasons
im giving her the benefit of doubt
Johnny didn't do anything wrong
Cope harder homosexual
Johnny says she cut his finger off
>His finger was actually cut off
>Audio from Dr and Security heavily implies Amber did it
Amber says Johnny pummeled her so badly in the face he broke the bed. Also said he had all his rings on.
>Goes to party the next day and is photographed and looks perfect
>Pictures she took were obviously ran through apples image editing software, still no injuries on her anyway.
I'll give Johnny the benefit of the doubt on this one friends.
He cut off his own finger in drug fuelled rage / bender.This is from the UK trial.
Yes the audios of Johnny being a controlling piece of shit shows who he was, it's obvious she had no control over the relashionship and she did stupid things. Trying to frame Johnny as a saint is ridiculous
depp wasted all his fortune on chinese bots so he could "win" in the court of public opinion with amber heard
but amber heard still won in the end...
>but amber heard still won in the end...
you got to be trolling
>Depp wins, clears his name, people loves him again. Producers will want to work with him again
>Amber lost, have shown how mental she is, People hates her for what she did to depp. Producers want nothing to do with her
don't forget that the other actors on Aquaman actively didn't want her to have any part of it
>hollywood are the good guys
yes and Roman Reigns is based for dressing up like Depp to bully her off the set
>Depp wins, clears his name
depp won but he's still in huge debt. he can't accept money from amber. he lost a lot of money on the trial and chinese bots.
nobody wants to work with him because he's still a liability
elon and amber won.
>depp won but he's still in huge debt. he can't accept money from amber. he lost a lot of money on the trial and chinese bots.
Bro Amber literally had to pay him $10 millions, and Deep was to pay her $2 million in damages, with nets Deep in winning $8 fricking million dollars
What the frick are you smoking
>depp won but he's still in huge debt. he can't accept money from amber. he lost a lot of money on the trial
how can people delude themselves this much
like, do you not like reality or something?
how did she win? I mean, she'll probably get to work again at some point, but all in all it was probably the best possible outcome for Depp
>Amber is chilling in Spain with her daughter and living a good life
>Johnny is still living a manchild life, doing drugs, throwing up on himself and passing out in strange places
Amber may has lost in court but she has won in life.
>single mom hated by everyone
>earthrocker loved by everyone
Yup Im with johnny on this one, homowners!
She didn't have her own megapint
amber heard? what did she hear?
Her dog stepped on a bee I guess?
Nonsense, She Wrote (TV Series 20232)
Thos is how all women react when you just tell them you do not believe what they have to say for any reason. They go and do this exact thing to someone. In her case it was a worldwide public dismissal, so she had to act that way to everyone. Its totally normal female behavior.
She is fricking crazy, probably driven by her vag and nothing else
>made a big dinky stinky in the pillow fortress
>Dropped a log out of constipated rage
>Amber's bumbum made a poopy
she just hated that Johnny Depp wasn't giving her the attention she wanted from him. He was too busy being a drunk drug abusing millionaire to spend all his time with her
BPD
>Dr Hotty takes the stand
>Talks about Borderline Personality Disorder
>Amber just looks disinterested and like she's not listening and is generally just proving her right
>The next day Amber has her hair styled like Dr Hotty
what did she mean by this
BPD is basically woman moment -the syndrome. Trying to understand someone with it rationally is never going to work.
Lack of good dicking.
>what was her problem?
narcissism and opportunism
shitting in the bed or not
i'll go with the one whose brain isn't rotten from doing every drug known to mankind for the last 45 years
which one?
I can fix her.
She didn't let me get balls deep in her poon before Johnny.
BPD most likely.
We were so spoiled with trialkino with Rittenhouse, this, and the trial of the man who was inside the SUV that ran over those wypipo back to back to back
more high profile court cases ought to be broadcasted
louisiana live streams their parole hearings. last week a lawyer basically shouted
>HE MADE ONE OF THEM LITTLE GIRLS LICK HIS ANUS
Do you just leave that shit on waiting for something?
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Link and timestamp
ok shout was an overstatement
https://www.youtube.com/live/HuVB07LYBYM?si=pn8x5wNVjQvaQxk0&t=23690
i put it on as background noise while working, they usually have hearings M-Th starting at 830am central. /misc/ has watch threads for them when they're on but a cytube setup is being discussed. there's a lot of wtf moments like people testifying while driving or lying shirtless in bed.
I don't think anything could ever top Rittenhouse.
There's not wrong answer to the question honestly. They were all great.
it was all reddit TLC drama shit. it still all is. you still are. get the frick off of my website. get the frick off of my planet and take your moronic circlejerk buddies with you. or all of you go swim into the ocean to proclaim something. just shut the frick up
Lighten up anon. Jesus. You are on the fricking TV board of Cinemaphile.
Eat shit and live, homosexual.
The Zimmerman trial was the ultimate in kino.
>He wasn't in the Xbox vs FTC (Sony) kino threads
Man, you missed out.
weak simping men like johnny failed to put her in her place
When it came out in court that Amber took off Johnny's boots every night for him and he got so onions about it that he asked her to stop I did think that. Amber was neurotic psycho but if he really put his foot down I think it might have saved their marriage.
But I don't know I'm an incel who has never even kissed a woman so why am I giving relationship advice.
>show my girlfriend the netflix show about the depp v heard trial
>she has quiet BPD
>she sees how society took depp's side
>gf acts a lot better in the weeks since
>literally offered him $300 million
they don't have that money lol
she poopoo on the peepee bed
shes a bad b***h and johnny depp isnt a bad enough dude to keep her in check
i mean this same bed shitter behaved herself and cosplayed as mercy for elon musk, because he knew how to handle her properly
Billionaire tycoon and all he gets is a bootleg suit not even pornos would use.
thats all you need for a good frick session
those Amazon suits are great for a pump and then resell on facebook marketplace
I'm trying to think of the level of prostitutes you can just straight up buy and frick on a regular basis, when you have the kind of money that Elon has, and he goes for this. I'm not saying she looks bad, but she's obviously a high maintenance BPD b***h, and she's hardly top tier escort/porn star level of good looks. Why, just why?
I think even he would like to project the image that he doesn't use prostitutes
shes a movie star / famous person
he's basically paying for the sizzle not the steak
if I had elon Musk money i'd be with all of black pink and girls generation on a yacht snorting cocaine and cooming on their feet until i died tbh senpai
you’d have a more fulfilling life if you married a good woman and had kids homosexual. But you do you
yeah thats why i dont have elon musk money so i can marry a woman who's had 30+ sexual partners and a half black kid to raise as my own
You can pay an escort to slap and choke you and shit in your bed but you know it's just a job to her.
Because Musk has frick you levels of money and has support of the government, she cant do shit to him
Fricking money hungry dyke succubus
I lifetime of getting her way because of her looks and gender + finally not getting her way
>wins when she is in the UK where they have proper rule of law
>loses when she is in the US where they have a mickey mouse court system that is shown on tv like some reality show with plebs treating it like a sportsball event where they have to chose what team they are on
makes you think
>where they have proper rule of law
kek burgers are so naive
Texas women are all fricking insufferable schizos. T. legit Texan of founders' stock.
amazon wont grant the refund if it's stained with semen
>Hollywood superstar Johnny Depp has spoken out against the custodial death of George Floyd in the US.
>As the majority of American people, our global community and our extended family of humans helplessly watched a man die on television… I too, was exposed to the atrocity of blatant barbarism, ruthless cruelty and unmitigated lack of humanity. A handcuffed man, pleading for his life lay prone with the full weight of a man sworn to defend the peace on his neck. The victim of this heinous act of cowardice, George Floyd, told the officers that he could not breathe. As he called for his dead mother, how could our collective hearts not break as his face was ground and mashed firmly into the pavement by those sworn to protect him, and all of us? Justice, I desperately hope, will address the horror of Officer Chauvin’s nonchalance and indifference to his participation in the agony, suffering and ultimately the murder of our fellow traveler George Floyd in a grotesque illustration of the abuse of power!!! There is no way to make sense of what is senseless. There is no way to restore a life that has been taken. Just as there is no way to un-break a heart that is broken. What we can do is make a vow to ourselves that racism and the ignorance inherent in such judgmental ugliness that it gives birth to, is NO LONGER AN OPTION!!! THERE MUST BE A CHANGE!!! DEMAND IT!!!! My dear friend and brother, Killer Mike - (Run The israeliteels), is a brilliant musician, artist, activist for social justice and the son of an Atlanta Policeman. He is also, one of the kindest, most caring and loving human beings that I’ve ever had the pleasure and honor to know!!! I beg everyone to listen to the remarks of this true statesman. True statesmen have never been so needed, and they’ve never been in such short supply. With All Love, JD
This is Cinemaphile's hero.
He also said he wanted to assassinate President Trump. What's your point ?
None of us are going to OD on phentanyl.
All of us are susceptible to lying prostitutes.
>My dear friend and brother, Killer Mike
These rapper names always make me laugh when brought up during serious topics.
incontinence
Heard is bisexual and bipolar.
Bed Shitters
Walled Thots in Disguise
He exposed his lying ex-wife, cleared his name, helped bring visibility to male victims of domestic violence, and exposed the post-#metoo belief that men are guilty and women presumed innocent.
Whatever you think of the guy that trial was an absolute public service.
yaaaaaaaas bro as a fellow man i totally relate to a multi millionaire junkie that drinks wine for breakfast and threatens to break the wrists of people
>junkie that drinks wine for breakfast and threatens to break the wrists of people
very relatable
literally me
Bad actress, innit.
I feel so sorry for her. I hate what Johnny did to her 🙁
have a nice day, simp homosexual
Tell me this isn't an abused woman.
He don't need her flappy fishmarket. There's a couple of pristine Russians waiting on him.
>Johnny was ready to plough through 2 cops in the middle of a court room just to get to her
i want to protect her
are we gonna get any trump trial kino?
no, because federal trials are never broadcast. also trumps lawyers are probably dogshit because nobody wants to work with him.
ibs
Let's make a deal
>Admit under oath she's beaten Johnny Depp.
>Leftards: You see she was abused.
abusive relationships are usually abusive for both people
i just had to break up with a woman who had a massive victim complex in private, it was scary how she seemed to want me to abuse her
She a roasty that hit the wall and wanted a big fat payout
absolute godly and non-stop, im reconciling with the fact that it's what kept me in the relationship for so long
she had quiet BPD
BPD. All women have it to some degree but her iteration of it was fairly obscene
this reporter girl who followed the case in the court was hot too
her boyfriend was a degenerate drug dealer loser who enabled her worst impulses and probably caused her to shit the bed by giving her drugs that cause loss of bowel control so that he could humiliate her for it later on
this. Cept for the records showing her friend said it was a good idea
i've heard of huffing copium but i didn't know it could be freebased
Underrated
I can save her
her parents forgot to potty train her
If Depp was a man he would've plugged her ass. With his dick.
if he was a man he would have stayed with this qt that is superior do Amber in every possible way
She got a gap in her fronth teeth.
that fulfills my hillbily kink
She was groomed well.
He probably did.
Malignant BPD
a megapint?
aquamaaaan
man these last few months were tough. cant wait to go home and sleep in my comfortable bed
You've captured his essence
>that pic
15/10, best laugh I've had all week
Why is Chang so mad at Depp?
White women will never have sex with yoy
She doesnt have kids, her perfect genes will die with her. Its over
she does have a kid tho
Borderline personality disorder
incontinence
>have you ever heard of Rick and Morty doctor?
>INTO A PICKLE, MORTY!
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A WITNESS, MORTY!
poop
>this is the dog that left human size turd on the bed
Shat in the wrong mans bed
>testifies while working
>starts vaping
>drives off without seatbelt
>not my problem
>wears thight suit to the closing arguments
Borderline Personality Disorder
Roastie cope in this bread is unbelievable
She is hot.
she's a modern woman,their worst enemy is men being happy and having financial freedom
She was very young and in a abusive relationship. Bad relationships bring out the worst in you. For her this was vindictive, manipulative and bipolar behaviour. She wasted the best years of her life with a controlling drug addict, it would be hard to come to terms with.
Back to CC you, foid.
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>what was her problem?
As the infamous anon has said "Women are either bi-polar or bi-sexual", and she's a perfect example of that.