Now that the dust has settled, what was the Cinemaphilensensus?
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Dust hasn’t settled yet
Soulless blatant secret life of pets ripoff
They made up an ugly pig OC that can grow and shrink instead of using Mammoth Mutt
I am sure that pig was meant to be Etta Candy, who was Wonder Woman fat sidekick that can get bloated if I remember correctly
>soulless
>secret life of pets
Either shitty bait, or one of the biggest morons ever
I mean you can have a soulless ripoff of something that had no soul to begin with
>Ace isn't a German Shepherd
Soulless
I thought ace was a Great Dane?
why is Ace a mutt? is just so odd. like not even a pitbull
>pitbull
He's the dog of the world's greatest detective, not of the world's greatest Black person.
whh would a detective need a mutt? mutts aren't capable of having the necessary IQ for certain jobs and training
That's moronic. Mutts are probably superior to other dogs because they're less inbred and moronic.
hes not a mutt, hes a boxer
It’s not even out yet.
To general audiences, early screenings have started
>people would rather go see samurai paws instead of this bromance movie
uncultured swines all of you.
Animals have sex out of survival instinct, not for fun like humans. Homosexual relationships for them serve no purpose whatsoever.
>Animals have sex out of survival instinct, not for fun like humans.
Dolphins and Bonobos.
>LOOK AT THESE TWO SINGLE EXCEPTIONS OUT OF COUNTLESS SPECIES!!! HEH, MADE YA LOOK DUMB
Yeah that’s how someone is proven wrong.
an exception does not dismiss the rule of majority. that's like saying 41% of transgenders kill themselves therefore transgenderism is a mental illness and 41% is not even the half of 100%
That’s why it should have been specified as a majority instead of a rule.
>Animals don’t
Is saying no animal does the thing, just factually incorrect. Should have been phrased as
>Most animals don’t
If they didn’t want to look stupid.
>semantics
trying too hart
It’s not semantics when the whole point changes
Lions, cheetahs, spotted hyenas, goats, sheeps, and penguins.
How do you know ?
Dumb naturalist, not even correct:
Okay, but does Krypto use brap powers?
bump
when do reviews for this drop? isn't it out on Friday?
What the hell are you talking about? It's not out until next week.
>It's not out until next week.
It's out in 4 days
im all for krypto and ace romance
OK, Cinemaphile has officially hit rock bottom.
Oh yeah, some one needs to send this Pic to the Rock and Kevin Heart.
a compilation of all of them, including the raunchy ones
good plan
https://imgur.com/a/VtR8EuY
just why, is it autism?
Wtf I am gay now
are there more?
Someones going to make that pregnant Batman pic but with dogs.... I just know it.
There’s a version without the undies, right?
>Krypto but anthro doggy daddy
Hell yes.
Holy based, Batman
What the frick is this shit.
art
there can't be more of it, is it?
DCBROS!!!??
DC needs to stop.
The Justice League look hideous.
It’s shit
>clearly a rip-off of Secret Life of Pets
>another movie where the Rock and Hart have a shitty pissing contest
>making Ch’p a nervous Steve Bucemi type with Lightning powers
>having WW’s animal be a Pig instead of a Kangaroo
>not using any of the multitude of actual Legion of Super-Pets characters that actually existed
>uninteresting bad guy
>having Gerbals be Aquaman and Cyborgs “pets”
>shitty human designs like Jessica Cruz
>Complaining about wondering
So we've reached the point where there's Zoomers who havent watched justice league Unlimited
Anon it was one fricking episode, a good episode mind you but a single episode where her being a pig was literally just a narrative device.
Also The Kanga’s have been a part of WW lore since the 40s
>not using any of the multitude of actual Legion of Super-Pets characters that actually existed
This is the essence of how these destructive corporations work. Erase everything they have which already represents what they need, instead use shitty new OCs
Any decent bits woth the actual heroes like supes and bats or nah?
besides krypto and supes designs, I really dont care about this movie
It looks kinda crummy but the fat pig is hot so I'll go see it. Also the corgi joke in the trailer was kinda funny so it might be entertaining
Best show I ever watched.
Last episode had me frothing on the floor.
Best DC movie in the last two decades
I remember reading a Krypto x Wonder Woman fic once. I recall that it had a lot of build up, which was crazy. I wonder if it still exists.
Straight to bargain bin tier.
it will be dogkino
It doesn't have Brainy Barker in it, so I'm not watching.
Dont know, never saw it. I dont think anyone actually saw it.
Writers: Wonder Woman never had a pet, right?: We can just make one up?
If they don't bother doing a Google search (or choose to ignore what they find) I don't give them my money.
>having kevin heart voice ace
This is where they fricked up, the most annoying and overused voice in all of hollywood. Better choice: Xavier woods
Why isn't my favorite character from the cartoon in this movie?
They only cared about Superman and Batman, Ace looks and acts nothing like any of his comic counterparts anyway
I thought it released 3 months ago?
Kino
No Streaky. I'm mad.
so what there any vore, weight gain, burping, or just bellies getting bigger in general?