You’d have to be delusional to be anywhere near Team Jacob, he gets jerked around and manipulated for like 3 movies and than falls for an infant, guys a total loser
>handsome guy from rich family who’s sophisticated but kind of dull and boring
vs >handsome guy from poor family who’s ruggedly masculine and exciting
Crazy how almost every romance novel follows this formula, even this one that’s directed towards 14 year olds
The answer is Edward though obviously
You’d have to be delusional to be anywhere near Team Jacob, he gets jerked around and manipulated for like 3 movies and than falls for an infant, guys a total loser
The plot of the movie is that he unironically has love at first sight with Edward and Bella's infant daughter. Also the daughter grows up at superspeed.
>Also the daughter grows up at superspeed.
I haven't seen them but does she grow up at superspeed then just conveniently stop ageing as a teenager or something?
The werewolves have this stupid thing where they “imprint” on someone which basically means they’re soul mates. Jacob sees Bella’s infant daughter “imprints” on her, swears it’s not romantic or sexual but like a brotherly love, the daughter gets to be 18 in like 3 months becuase she grows at super speed due to being a vampire, meanwhile Jacob is pretty much raising her for these 3 months, like actually playing with her as a toddler and teaching her to walk and shit until she’s reached his age and then she stops aging forever and then they start getting romantically involved
The Harry Potter movies created this elaborate fantasy world with amazing sets and memorable characters and tons of lore. I can rewatch these movies as an adult and enjoy them still.
Twilight takes place mostly in the woods in their fancy house and its mostly characters talking but with bad dialogue. It tilts me so much that this shit made everyone a multi-millionaire. The first movie is watchable but the rest is absolute dogshit.
Consider or comperhand being Edward. Honestly, think about it rationally. He feed, clothe, raise, and rear his girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by Jacob. All the hard work he put into his beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for Jacob that will eventually frick her in every hole. As a man who has a daughter, he LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of his life simply to raise a girl for Jacob to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
>Choosing a horror monster for your teen romance novel >Pick the most evil, irredeemable one possible, up there for most evil villains of all time. The one who killed off most of his homelands population and eats babies, y'know, the one based on the irl guy known for his love of torture and skewering people like shishkabobs. >Have to sand off nearly all the edges of attributes and lore to make this thing even remotely palatable to the point that it barely resembles the original myth.
Whats the point?
You’d have to be delusional to be anywhere near Team Jacob, he gets jerked around and manipulated for like 3 movies and than falls for an infant, guys a total loser
You'd have to be a gay c**t to give a frick about these movies at all.
your Marvel movies are gayer.
Frick marvel and twilight homos
Calm down fella we’re just having a conversation here
was bella just low iq? is that why her options were so limited?
She's a woman, don't be rude
Cinemaphile is an Edward board.
have a nice day homosexual
Alice Cullen
>handsome guy from rich family who’s sophisticated but kind of dull and boring
vs
>handsome guy from poor family who’s ruggedly masculine and exciting
Crazy how almost every romance novel follows this formula, even this one that’s directed towards 14 year olds
The answer is Edward though obviously
Jacob wanted to frick a baby
I don't understand this reference, what infant?
The plot of the movie is that he unironically has love at first sight with Edward and Bella's infant daughter. Also the daughter grows up at superspeed.
>Also the daughter grows up at superspeed.
I haven't seen them but does she grow up at superspeed then just conveniently stop ageing as a teenager or something?
The werewolves have this stupid thing where they “imprint” on someone which basically means they’re soul mates. Jacob sees Bella’s infant daughter “imprints” on her, swears it’s not romantic or sexual but like a brotherly love, the daughter gets to be 18 in like 3 months becuase she grows at super speed due to being a vampire, meanwhile Jacob is pretty much raising her for these 3 months, like actually playing with her as a toddler and teaching her to walk and shit until she’s reached his age and then she stops aging forever and then they start getting romantically involved
Jacob couldn't frick Bella so instead he fricks her daughter.
Edward or she's loca. Imagine being with a guy who names your kid after the loch ness monster
These movies make me so mad.
The Harry Potter movies created this elaborate fantasy world with amazing sets and memorable characters and tons of lore. I can rewatch these movies as an adult and enjoy them still.
Twilight takes place mostly in the woods in their fancy house and its mostly characters talking but with bad dialogue. It tilts me so much that this shit made everyone a multi-millionaire. The first movie is watchable but the rest is absolute dogshit.
Pattison as he was a hot turbo chad in both movie's
>and its mostly characters talking but with bad dialogue
because its a cheap romance novel written by a Mormon kek
Cinemaphile has literally always been an Edward board.
>best girl is with the chud confederate vampire
it isn't fair
Not the manlet
Consider or comperhand being Edward. Honestly, think about it rationally. He feed, clothe, raise, and rear his girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by Jacob. All the hard work he put into his beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for Jacob that will eventually frick her in every hole. As a man who has a daughter, he LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of his life simply to raise a girl for Jacob to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
The plot is shit but damn if the music isn't good.
Btw, Edward was the right choice since his powers are cooler than le big doggo transformation
>who should Bella have chosen to be her husband?
Alice.
>Twilight saga was 150 years ago
Should i rewatch the movies after all these years of Hollywood DEI slops?
>Choosing a horror monster for your teen romance novel
>Pick the most evil, irredeemable one possible, up there for most evil villains of all time. The one who killed off most of his homelands population and eats babies, y'know, the one based on the irl guy known for his love of torture and skewering people like shishkabobs.
>Have to sand off nearly all the edges of attributes and lore to make this thing even remotely palatable to the point that it barely resembles the original myth.
Whats the point?
>Twilight
>50 Shades of Grey
>Harry Potter
>Titanic
Was else makes up the core of films with a largely female audience?