Now that the dust has settled, why did Norm keep that cohost? he seems like a total fricking idiot
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Now that the dust has settled, why did Norm keep that cohost? he seems like a total fricking idiot
Now that the dust has settled, why did Norm keep that cohost? he seems like a total fricking idiot
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he was friends with him and the guy kept booking him at the improv one state over
Norm believed in having a sidekick as sort of a "whipping boy" like on the old classic talk shows. That's why he'd always pick on Andy when on Conan, but Andy really didn't like it
I mean, the way I see it, there's five PEOPLE, or, uh, five, BEINGS, really, who'll know about it:
I'll know about it,
you'll know about it
(if I were telling the joke, I would lower my head at this point with a lower voice, to make it sound "more serious") GOD will know about it..!
ANDY RICHTHER THE SWEDISH GERMAN will DEFINITELY know about it,
and the MAN WHO'LL HAVE TO HOLD ANDY RICHTER DOWN'LL know about it, cause Andy Richter don't go for that funny stuff neither!
get it? you weren't gay you were raped
Adam jerked off punks underneath the Queensboro Bridge for fifteen dollars a man.
that's not a bad deal
Who hasn't? What's the joke?
Your life
Every podcast has to have a resident israelite in order to be allowed popularity
Secret lovers.
Oh, now, I don't know. Now, I'm just an old fashioned fella, but I could never understand the idea of a fella saying to another fella, "Hey there friend, I'd really like to stick my penis up your hairy butthole." That just doesn't seem to make any sense, y'know?
unseemly
adam was a great punching bag for Norm, and it got even funnier when Adam got speechless around guests and they just started ripping on him
Let's just say that the dialogue about Adam bleeding out of his own ass hit a little too close to home for me. And Norm, well, he was a man of the world, and even if you're not a doctor yourself, you learn a thing or two. If that blood is bright red, then you're probably okay, even though it IS, y'know PRETTY SCARY, to think that ADAM EGET is BLEEDING out of his own ASS! It's when you have that darker red, ruddy stuff, that's when you've got the serious problems, y'know.
Seriously though, I wonder if Norm's reaction and basic knowledge about serious vs. not-serious were informed by his personal medical stuff, which he kept to himself.
Adam's job was to be a punching bag for guests too but it's clear some of the guests either don't get it or aren't any good at it.
Adam was probably Norm's chauffeur. Norm didn't drive and Adam was probably pathetic enough to give Norm a ride somewhere whenever he called. Then it sort of evolved into a business relationship with the podcast.
Norm's mom answered one of my questions on his IG story. I asked if she was going to replace Adam Eget. I could hear Norm laughing in the background and it still makes me happy thinking about it
He should have got Jonah Hill on as a guest.. or even the cohost.
Jonah Hill the holocaust denier...
Jonah Hill, a virulent anti-semite.
Trouble with Jonah Hill is that he's too much of a desperado. A lone gunman times two. There's no town big enough for the one of him.
So you could call him a fricking idiot
this should be started with
>*scatters Norm off the Queensboro bridge*
Adam is based, look how he gets norm back on to the real jerk joke
He was great and a perfect punching bag for norm and the guests. Adam also would be in stitches over norm's jokes and mannerisms and it was so entertaining because it was so genuine and would get norm going even more. They had great chemistry.
discount handjobs
Norm needed somebody to ask the refreshing and hard-hitting questions, like where they got their ideas from.
goodnight sweet prince
I didnt even know he was sick
Kek, i really wonder now if he set this joke up for the long run.
how many people who were on this show are dead now? Norm, Gilbert, Super Dave, Bob Sagat. probably all of the old guys he had on too by now.
yeah, it was sad how closely gilbert, norm and bob saget died
super dave might've been a few years earlier from memory
larry king and jack carter are dead too, dunno if there are any more
Carl Reiner too.
Also Norm is on the record saying Adam is the anti-Ed. Instead of having a fellow comedian with him to share the jokes/spotlight, he just got the opposite so he could constantly shit on him.
Adam is a really good comedian though. His "bad at comedy" thing is an act and you're an idiot if you think otherwise
>All these guests dying in their 70s or 80s
THE CURSE OF NML
>meanwhile Andy Dick becomes a degenerate streamer
Isn't Andy Dick being kept prisoner by some streamer or something.
Are you guys familiar with the Tinder app?
I've heard tell of such a thing, although I don't use it myself. Why do you bring it up?
>it's scary. it's like Ted Levine...
Someone once told me it was good for the self-esteem to surround yourself with lesser people. I thought it was pathetic but practical advice.
If you can find a better deal for a quick old fashioned than Adam Eget, then be my guest.
the real answer is adam eget, whatever his real name is,was (might still be) the newest owner of the comedy store. that much is fact. i am assuming though when i say he probably funded a lot of norm's ventures or something and being along for the ride might have been a stipulation.
He was the manager, don't think he was or is now the owner. He's there to be the foil to play off. Did people really not get this? Spade even says it outright on his episode.
that problem is he ruins jokes, the foil should not ruin a joke or suck humor out of a set up. it's not funny. he wasn't even good enough to be the foil.
>that problem is he ruins jokes
Example? I really don't think he does. He's quiet for the most part and he's a convenient and willing target for guests that need some jokes. Gilbert hanging shit on him was fricking hilarious.
that you even have to ask kind of gives you away, but one that comes to mind is the jerry seinfeld episode. adam is israeli and jerry asked before he told the joke and confirmed it, so he said adam would get it. jerry goes, ' two gentiles pass eachother on the street, one asks ' how's business?' and the second guy goes ' great!' "
jerry then smiles widely and norm is confused and doesn't get it. adam fake laughs and pretends to understand. norm immediately calls him out and asks him to explain. adam fumbles and it's very fricking awkward to watch, painful, as he makes up some b.s. and even jerry gets disgusted with adam.
their combined disgust for his lie wasn't even done in a funny way just cringe. adam was cringe personified.
>that you even have to ask kind of gives you away
As what?
The example you give isn't even him ruining a joke. That he laughs at a joke he doesn't get is cringe but the cringe is on him. Had he not laughed at the joke he didn't get, along with Norm, Jerry would've told a joke that looks like it didn't land. In the end Adam looks like the dickhead. You genuinely don't seem to understand the role of a comic foil.
Wasn't that a bit? The joke is so fricking obvious, I'm surprised Norm didn't get it.
>wasnt that a bit
yes, the personal you are replying to is underage and thinks all comedy is about punchlines, you can even see it in his example you're replying to
>WHY ISNT HE LAUGHING AT THE PUNCHLINE NOOOOOO
some people literally need to be spoonfed their whole life
That's just your headcanon
>that problem is he ruins jokes
zoomers out
eget was doing an anti-comedy parody of talk show sidekicks like ed mcmahon, if you'd been around for carson you'd get it
you're a fricking moron
>anti-humor:
"Did you hear about the honeymooners who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? Quite the tragedy, all the windows fell out of their new home."
>ruining jokes:
screwing up the punchline, talking too quietly, asking to start the joke over, playing along poorly, causing unintentional dead air
you're either a shill, i couldnt fathom why someone would shill here, or you're simply moronic.
>i dun geddit :~~*~~*~~*((
like I said, if you were old enough to have seen Carson you'd know exactly what eget was doing
That guy was right, you are wrong. You sound like you suck dicks too to be honest.
>dead air isnt funny
>intentionally failed punchlines isnt funny
>starting the joke over isnt funny
norm does all of these things too, autistic moron
>screwing up the punchline, talking too quietly, asking to start the joke over, playing along poorly, causing unintentional dead air
all this stuff is part of anti-humour
His mother is/was the owner
that was a part of his big joke.
>he seems like a total fricking idiot
That's the gimmick. Why do you think he calls himself Adam Eejit?
>'totally organic' Adam Eget defense force crops up
out of touch, said, and unfunny nothings.
>I couldn't sufficiently argue my stance and now you're ganging up on me, it's taking valuable time away from all these dicks I desperately need to suck
Bad luck, gayboy.
i did, you just blatantly chose to ignore it.
i have hundreds of such examples catalogued and ready to post. you moron shills fricked up and pissed off a neet with autism points channeled into comedy critiquing. i am going to force adam eget as a meme and make everyone so sick of him his name will be synonymous with shit and aids.
adam eget will be the next sneed's seed and feed. here is the first out of 1,100 clips i have prepared.
https://files catbox moe/p92r0g.webm
I genuinely don't care. Take your gay porn and autism elsewhere.
>adam charged this guy $25 for a hj and made an enemy for life
>you moron shills fricked up and pissed off a neet with autism points channeled into comedy critiquing.
go watch some classic carson episodes, and then notice how norm was doing the exact opposite of that. eget is the anti-ed. ed would keep jokes alive and laughter going, everything goes to eget to die. same how norm's interview style has a lot of carson in it, which would be intstantly apparent to his guests, many of whom were on carson
it's a sendup of the 60s-80s late night norm grew up on, with an actual interesting talk show that seems to have happened by accident. that's the whole joke.
>Andy Richter was Conan's sidekick, not unlike how ed was carson's sidekick! but andy was young and fat and ed was old! that was a callback to the old days of joan rivers guest hosting the tonight show!
that's how you sound trying to fabricate a connection with the weakest of threads you fricking pea brain lunatic.
https://files catbox moe/pkhha8.webm
Is this autism? Can you not detect comedic subtlety...or subtlety in general?
Hell, it wasn't even that subtle.
Norm was gay and he died of AIDS
https://files catbox moe/pkhha8.webm
https://files catbox moe/o2y6ma.webm
>he thinks we care enough to copy, paste and repair a broken link
adam eget tier comedy there
>we
go back
https://files catbox moe/8nn0pn.webm
>norm dies
>conan podcast
>he was just a really great guy, funniest most incredible guy i ever knew
>rest in peace norm
>Y'KNOW CONAN NORM MADE OF ME IN THE PAST BUT ITS COOL Y'KNOW AND NORM SOMETIMES SAID POLITICALLY INCORRECT THINGS HE WAS KINDA HECKIN' PROBLEMATIC Y'KNOW
Oh and Fred Willard 🙁
he was great in his episode
..it was a different story.
>these morons thinking Adam isn't a great comedian and they would do just as well as him as Norm's sidekick
yikes
Did you know israelites were God's chosen people? Now why would he do that. Why israelites? Why not the mauri? Or the chinese?
you better not be talking numbers and smokestacks around that egret fella
Explain to the folks at home who Norm is.