Not the same guy, but the first two are OK. Stupid hitler/gindelwald tie in, too dark and grim all the time, lost the plot completely in the 3rd one. Worth watching once for some of the cool beasts/monsters and just to wtf is this at the 3rd one
The trilogy is 20 lbs of sand in a 10 lb bag; there are too many characters and too many subplots. Individually each one isn't too bad but combined it's a mess
nta
First movie is gold
Grindelwald should have escaped and have no connection to Newt tho (Like the first movie)
It should have ended like that and Fantastic Beasts die right there as a standalone tale in the HP universe.
But no
They HAD to turn the standalone thing into a fully fletched main storyline filled with literal Harry Potter MCs and memberries (like fricking McGonagall being there)
>This thread reminds me that Iits a huge loss that we didn't get a Harry potter universe.
There's all kinds of possibilities given you could map this parallel society on varying points in history.
I want to see European colonialism with magic. The Salem witch trials weren't until the late 17th century. Did wizards help fight the natives and their magic? Eastern Natives in the Americas were known for cannibalism, perhaps there's a magical tie in to that having the European wizards see them as "dark magic users" and be willing to work with the muggles who would otherwise persecute them. Or the Dutch in South Africa. Make Eva and Pieter van Meerhof magical or something idk.
Certainly make it better than that god awful trilogy no one asked for
I started realizing this years ago, they went from using it to make pol chuds seethe to unironically taking black dick. Hilarious, if only Nietzsche could see the world now.
>"He's a gay furry! That's why Snape changed the DADA classes to child molestation statistics and prevention courses!" >"Since when did you know?" >"since all Gryffindor students started receiving letters from Furaffinity"
>tfw never got a hp obsessed gf with whom I could've enjoyed the movies on a cold winter night
I used to love the books when I was a teenager, looking back, it was very cringe I guess. the fandom seems to be mostly female, looking back.
>Surrey dogwood, mouse heartstring... only 5 inches. Parvati Patil is most certainly the owner of this wand.
based troon Harry Potter fan sticking it to Rowling
JK rowling loves bbc
>Rosewood, 2 inches flaccid, Cho Chang I presume?
Goose will 100% end up in some random american harry potter spin off
best thread on tv right now
This tbh
This so much
Its kino
This
Lighten up
*Fellatrix
This thread reminds me that Iits a huge loss that we didn't get a Harry potter universe.
Just wait
Wee did
instead they decided to shove everything into this mess of a trilogy
Whats your honest opinion on this trilogy?
Not the same guy, but the first two are OK. Stupid hitler/gindelwald tie in, too dark and grim all the time, lost the plot completely in the 3rd one. Worth watching once for some of the cool beasts/monsters and just to wtf is this at the 3rd one
The trilogy is 20 lbs of sand in a 10 lb bag; there are too many characters and too many subplots. Individually each one isn't too bad but combined it's a mess
nta
First movie is gold
Grindelwald should have escaped and have no connection to Newt tho (Like the first movie)
It should have ended like that and Fantastic Beasts die right there as a standalone tale in the HP universe.
But no
They HAD to turn the standalone thing into a fully fletched main storyline filled with literal Harry Potter MCs and memberries (like fricking McGonagall being there)
>First movie is gold
Damn when did it even come out now? Feels like everything is so mamy years ago. I feel so deep in shit of post modern world
it's the first movies I watched with my finger on the skip button
>This thread reminds me that Iits a huge loss that we didn't get a Harry potter universe.
There's all kinds of possibilities given you could map this parallel society on varying points in history.
I want to see European colonialism with magic. The Salem witch trials weren't until the late 17th century. Did wizards help fight the natives and their magic? Eastern Natives in the Americas were known for cannibalism, perhaps there's a magical tie in to that having the European wizards see them as "dark magic users" and be willing to work with the muggles who would otherwise persecute them. Or the Dutch in South Africa. Make Eva and Pieter van Meerhof magical or something idk.
Certainly make it better than that god awful trilogy no one asked for
They did tried to make one with the Beasts movies
What are you talking about
>Token Blackwood, 8 inches long, 7 inches around...this belongs to Dean Thomas.
no finer race of men ever peeled a potato
Kino
Bizarre thread
is this a BBC demoralization thread?
anybody who is demoralized by this kind of talk was weak to begin with
You're completely obsessed with Black person wiener and think about it every day, I'd say you're demoralized.
>You're completely obsessed with Black person wiener and think about it every day, I'd say you're demoralized.
lol, im not deluded enough to think that this matters a lot to women except for size queens which i dont care about
Every white woman is a size queen timmy
you must be 18+ to post here
nah trannies are now fully into it unironically and turned it into a fetish for themselves
I started realizing this years ago, they went from using it to make pol chuds seethe to unironically taking black dick. Hilarious, if only Nietzsche could see the world now.
>Melanated mahogany, 11 ¼ inches... vibrating. Certainly the wand of student Ginny Weasley.
>EbonyMonster XL+ variety... this is a rare piece. The last withc to wield a wand much similar to this was Helga Hufflepuff.
kek!
Why are you pretending to freak out over nothing, incel?
>it's only a matter of time before another slag dies
>as for me, I hope it's Granger
>"He's a gay furry! That's why Snape changed the DADA classes to child molestation statistics and prevention courses!"
>"Since when did you know?"
>"since all Gryffindor students started receiving letters from Furaffinity"
Why are americans so obsessed with dicks?
trauma from having mutilated dicks
Americhads own your bussy
>tfw never got a hp obsessed gf with whom I could've enjoyed the movies on a cold winter night
I used to love the books when I was a teenager, looking back, it was very cringe I guess. the fandom seems to be mostly female, looking back.
>the fandom seems to be mostly female,
It's a female oriented world
Estrogenised bussy boy
John Hurt always delivered