That's him, but so what? He was raised to be an obnoxious c**t to survive and it kinda backfired as years of intense 'being a piece of shit' rewired his tiny little brain towards sociopathy. Getting a part in this sort of movie is some small consolation prize for being basically Gary Coleman but far uglier. You experts didn't even notice Quentin in Fury Road, the wheelchair bound shitter from the 80s with glass bones, playing one of Immortan Joe's shittiest progeny.
Martial arts movement coaching was from Richard Norton, a terrible Aussie wanna-be Chuck Norris. The action looks good and Norton, too, got a role. He's part of Zen Do Kai, a handlebar moustache bunch of security guards and other working class scum who love dressing up in ninja outfits and being criminal bikers without bikes. Their involvement in the Dianne Brimble affair was expertly covered up, where a housewife on a cruise OD'd and a few of their rampaging black belts scattered like wienerroaches, leaving her for dead.
Norton had a role in Fury Road too, it's very much a jobs-for-the-boys situation and if it makes you a bitter resentful freckle, try to take some comfort in the fact you're probably not a piece of shit for life like the dickheads involved.
People are surprised to see it with artificially saturated CGI zoom and clarity. It looks like absolute shit and you're a contrarian homosexual that should kill himself if you claim it looks fine.
Why does this look so bad? Because they're trying to trick you that they're on moving vehicles, while the vehicles are completely static and that back drop is one of those virtual sets, the only real movement is the camera. There is no sense of speed, of motion.
Your brain was able to see something wrong with it instantly even if you were unable to convey into words exactly what it was.
it looks more like they tried to composite a shitty close-up face shot onto a different roll and fricked up both the lighting and perspective so bad that the whole thing looks like a shitty photoshop job.
Because you have Fury Road to compare it to, which was 99% practical effects and about as crazy in real life as it was in the film. They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made because of how dangerous the stunt filming was meaning nothing like it can be made again, and they have to rely on CGI to fill in the gaps, which is very hard to do convincingly.
>They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made because of how dangerous the stunt filming was meaning nothing like it can be
can they not film in china? they have deserts there too.
Too many homosexuals got hurt doing the stuntwork for fury road so they CGI'd everything for furiosa.
Why bother with dangerous and expensive practical when you can pay Sandeep a bag for shit for garbage CG and normalgays with the awareness of Hellen Keller can't tell the difference?
>They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made
Googling this doesn't yield any results, removing fury road just gives random unrelated trivia from other movies.
Where can I read up on this?
A few cast members have written books about the shoot which was extraordinarily strenuous by modern standards. I don't think it was literal laws for the most part, but things like union regulation and production insurance and unwritten studio interference that would make another shoot of this magnitude impossible in the future.
yes there's the color grading and furiosa's arm and some digital insertion but most of the stunts were practical
this new movie looks like all of it was shot on the volume
>which was 99% practical effects
No it wasn't. There was tons of CGI in Fury Road. The difference was that it was to enhance the practical effects instead of replace it.
All the people saying this doesn’t look that bad are on the same level as people who admittedly don’t know what makes a movie good or bad and just enjoy it for existing because their brains default setting is sleep mode, I guarantee it. The same people who make the endless the stream of Reddit posts admitting that they’re so mystified by flashing lights that they’re unable to tell when something is objectively bad so they defend every superhero movie ever just for having been made in the first place.
You don't even need any degree of formal education or teaching to see the issue, it plainly looks like shit. The people praising this have to be getting paid for it, I refuse to believe otherwise.
There was an episode of the X-Men 97 show recently that had a single scene with a panning camera during a fight with a billion extremely flashy effects making it impossible to see what the frick was going on and everyone and their mother is acting like it was the most impressive shit they've ever seen. I'm seriously starting to think people just see fast motion and think it MUST be kino.
I had to learn this the hard way watching the "epic" moments of that Frieren anime with a friend. The show wastes all its budget on light shows with incomprehensible fighting.
god I wish she would piss and shit in one of her sweat filled boots before pistol whipping all my teeth down my throat and forcing me to quaff her rancid queef concoction
>lighting looks diffrent in boths cuts >the triple studio lights on the midget with 2 shadows >the background thats somehow way darker than the light on him >the random cgi fire >the shitty greenscreen masking job on the props shes holding
Tom hardy as max doesn't make sense. Unless you think Fury Road slots somewhere between the originals which is also moronic. Mel should've been in Fury Road and there's no excuse for recasting Max.
Show was great, musical was unofficial and doesn't count.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>show was great >Ash is le old is 90% of the humor >abysmal vfx >introducing quirky friendly mexican sidekick and israeli badass boss b***h superwoman
frick off
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Show was great
Yep >Ash is le old is 90% of the humor
No, it's pretty much standard Evil Dead gross out shit. Any humor coming from Ash is usually Archie Bunker style racism. Only old jokes in the first ep and it's a misdirect. >abysmal vfx
Yeah, you know, like Evil Dead? >introducing quirky friendly mexican sidekick
What was quirky about him? >And israeli badass boss b***h superwoman
She constantly fricks up and gets possessed in like Episode 2. She's also hot, you gay.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>abysmal vfx >like Evil Dead?
>hook nosed ugly c**ty israeliteess >hot
Nurse, hold him.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Predictably you only had a retort to the hotness of the chick because it's the most subjective thing. But rest assured, you are a gay.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you going to post an image of a mildly attractive woman at some point or just vomit inducing shit?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon, I know you love trannies, but they aren't real women, you have to stop larping. It is just gay.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Says the guy posting Mrs. Manface.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Admits she's mildly attractive >Calls her a manface
Way to out yourself, dude.
>resources are so scarce people have to eat dog food and lizards to survive >the feral kid just happens to find max's exact outfit and incredibly rare car because everything has to be connected
I understand that they wanted the midge in trailer to generate buzz but they really should've used a different scene.
Unless it's all crap like this one.
Wasn't the whole point of Miller taking decades to release a Mad MAx movie the fact that they are supposed to be high quality works of art?
This is looking worse than the factory-made marvel slop they release 4 times a year.
No, the Mad Max movies have all had the same story and the same homebrand roughness, no matter how much money gets poured in. It's part of the rampaging cars thing and I'm into it.
You gays are larping hate because the movie is already getting good reception and people are excited. >B-b-but the effects!
Looks fine, looks demented in a George Miller way. It shouldn't look like Fury Road because Fury Road didn't look like any other Mad Max movie.
>Be Tyrone Jr. >manage to land a job doing visual effects for a blockbuster movie >figure this is your big ticket out of inner city Black persondom to Hollywood where you'll be hanging out with movie stars >get shipped straight to some Indian shithole where the streets are crowded and flowing with piss, shit, and garbage >have to work in a sweat shop that's a hundred fricking degrees and smells like rancid human feces and rotting Indian food
SHEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTT
I am legitimately going insane watching reaction videos (I know kill me later) for this because 90% of these morons are grinning ear to ear praising all of the "practical effects" when it is very, VERY obviously poorly done CGI. Are normalgays fricking BLIND?
I cant tell if people are just fricking moronic or if they are unironically paid shills or if there is a mass psyop going on about everything related to woke hollywood shit.
There is no way that so many people eat up this garbage and genuinely enjoy it. I refuse to believe that this is the case.
The fact that all popular websites like israelitetube have become hives for wokeness and PC propaganda it wouldn’t surprise me at all if it was a massive psyop conspiracy
It's not even about enjoying or praising something, I could understand someone liking this. I'd think their taste is garbage, sure, but it's comprehendible. I mean these people will see
and start soifacing while screaming about BRO PRACTICAL EFFECTS. It's like they heard the term associated with Fury Road but don't know what the frick it means and are just brainlessly praising something that literally isn't there.
>Are normalgays fricking BLIND?
Studios are just blatantly lying about "practical" effects in their movies.
Pic related is Barbie Behind The Scenes footage where they removed the bluescreen of the sound stage to make it look like it's shot on location.
And it's not just studios who lie about it, it's the actors and "journalists" too.
You have to understand that israelitetube is full of people trying to make money and it's extremely competitive in an era where every Zoomer wants to be an influencer. They get approached with $1000 and asked to say something positive and they'll do it. It's the 21st century advertisement since buying advert space on tv is not only expensive but less effective since everyone knows it's an ad. It's cheaper to pay influential people to say good things.
>Fury Road gets lauded to hell and back for having incredible practically done stunts >they replace these with actual street shitter 90's FMV quality CGI >Normalgays are so fricking stupid and blind they don't notice the difference
I give up
My friends saw this and were all saying it was cool as shit. I tried saying the visuals look really bad compared to the movie and they just told me they don't care. I don't understand stuff anymore
>they dont care
its one thing when someone argues debates or simply states idk i disagree but when someone hears an opinion that dont like and they simply state "i don't care" its the most pathetic soulless shit you can possibly hear, the complete noncaring nature of alot of young people is completely obnoxious all they really care about is if the production is sticking it to the whites
they don't mean they literally don't care, it's basically just a polite way of telling you to shut the frick up - they disagree and don't want to hear anything otherwise
>it's contrarian negativity to say this is shit
No you're the contrarian saying it's good. Or actually brain damaged.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
most people with successful social lives and people who love them are praising it, you are the contrarian, have fun being miserable and enjoying nothing!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can't tell if this is low effort trolling or shill shaming. Either way ack yourself.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no argument
you have to realize you are a very small little person with no power and people who enjoy things do not want or need you tearing down their entertainment, people watch stuff to have fun, not have some mega weirdo complain about dumb little things nobody notices or cares about
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
what argument is to be made you're making up strawmen. This HAS to be bait.
And actually with how popular video essays are people do fricking care lol
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
read the image and realize you are in the wrong here
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Listen to this song and realise you're in the wrong
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>boomslop music
you lose!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Found the anon most likely to kill himself lol. Look at that projected self hate holy tamoly. Seek help before you find the rope.
I think modern CG is doing this sort of thing where it all goes by so fast that only by constructing short loops like this and OP's webm can you see just how truly awful it is. We are regressing actual decades here. This makes Reboot look like the Sistine Chaple.
>something that is objectively worse than it's predecessor in a very obvious way >people continue to fellate it and claim they can't tell the difference
I'm starting to think arguing with people about the quality of stuff is a total waste of time, they don't seem to care at all.
I've basically became Immortan Joe IRL and it's getting in the way of my marriage and my job down at the local petrol station. Should I watch this film?
I'm obsessed with this fricking clip, anons. It represents so much of what I hate about our world. I truly thought Furiosa would just be a generic "pays the bills" sequel to Fury Road but I am now 99% sure it will end up as not only a massive commercial failure but a sign of just how far Hollywood has continued to degenerate post-Pandemic.
Lots of anons here said it. The only reason they're not anymore is because Furiosa is coming out. They need something to impotently compare it to as a negative, so now suddenly everyone's favourite movie is Fury Road when just days ago they were pissing their pants about >muh feminism
Because of the war brides and shit.
Fury Road was a well constructed vehicle for feminist propaganda. They put in enough cool shit for it to be overlooked or even missed. This doesn't mean it was good, but people will talk about how that propaganda vehicle was cool and this one isn't. Why is this hard for you to either understand or accept?
You're literally struggling not to type the letters I N C E L right now, aren't you?
You haven't even seen the movie, none of us have. So the quality is still up in the air. And movies are more than just special effects. Especially George Miller kino. He's always experimenting, always pushing different boundaries, always coming at a new project with a genuine sense of discovery.
The fact that this might be "Mad Max: Pig in the City" is way more interesting than just a stale Fury Road Part 2 would ever be. But nobody here would click into that, because people here are brainwashed to either love something 100% or hate something 100%. There's no nuance to these opinions, there's no sincerity to these opinions. It's simply people fitting into their braindead societal programming because that's all social media is and does, even on anonboards.
I'd rather a hairbrained, mess of new ideas and clever story intenguity that doesn't quite land, than capeslop #9086 or nostalgia sequel #449 with your geriatric faves returning. Because at least this is doing something new in the realm of cinema and blockbuster filmmaking. Miller has never sold out. Even his Happy Feet sequel is fricking weird and full of bizarre ideas and is clunky in an interesting way. If he's making a movie, it's because he has an idea. Even if this is a total misfire, it'll be more interesting than 99% of movies that come out this year or next.
>projection
Using the reddit word. The rest of your post i can see is quickly descending into: >not addressing anything i said >panic jibbering due to being called out
So i will now cease reading, though i may in future address another post of yours if you respond to what i actually said and apologise for being cringe.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Using the reddit word. The rest of your post i can see is quickly descending into:
PROJECTION IS A REDDIT WORD?!
Christ, thanks for that one, anon.
I addressed everything you said, and in turn you addressed nothing of what I said and took the gold medal most moronic thing I've read in the history of this site. And this site is full of moronic pajeets and social awkward teenagers, so that is a monumental feat.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>reddit spacing >,anon. >actual fricking reddit filename
pristine 9/10 but go back
>impotently compare it to
What the frick is this supposed to mean? An apt and appropriate comparison highlighting the decline is impotent because you just ignore anything that goes against your moronic viewpoint?
Not apt at all is the issue. It looks the same. Or are you memory-holing that whole sandstorm sequence? Or the sequence where the truck crashes and 3D shit flies at the screen?
I'm sorry, are you trying to insinuate the webm you posted and everything else in this thread are even remotely similar in quality? Are you fricking moronic?
This shot looked really shit in the theater, I was surprised to learn they tipped a real truck. I think all of the compositing and poor lighting makes it behave like CGI anyway.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
The extreme slo-mo and the intense lighting made it look unreal. Still a cool shot, but it almost looked like a model truck being crashed.
[...]
Yeah, so is the midget, morons. Name where I said CG in that comment.
Anon, it's obviously meant to be a little wonky looking as a stylistic choice- it might not be to some people's taste but it very much falls in line with all the other weird stylistic choices made throughout the film given the level of effort put into the shot.
What OP posted is obviously the pajeets slapping on a snapchat filter because it's cheap and easy, there's very clearly no artistry involved or intended in it given how quick the shot is.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Here's that million dollar franchise I was telling you about
You can't blame us for George Miller forgetting simple details like Anya's hair barely moving in a high speed vehichle.
>Or are you memory-holing that whole sandstorm sequence?
At lest its fully justified. Its literally impossible to do practically and the point was to look crazy.
Meanwhile clearly the ops pic supposed to look grounded.
The movie looks like a bad spoof of Mad Max. Like Meet The Spartans quality. Thats legit what I first thought when I saw the trailer. Probably titled like Chimichanga: A Mad Mexican Saga starring George Lopez or some shit
The special effects don't look that bad. It only looks weird when you pause it on certain scenes and even then it's on your phone and will look completely different on the big screen. Plus Anya Taylor Joy looks incredible and you can tell she worked really hard for it, and I figure that if this movie doesn't succeed it'll be over for my career, so please go see the movie in the theater. It's a fun summer movie you guys, something everyone can enjoy
WB blocked Miller from involvement with the game while using movie concepts from Fury Road and whatever came next. The game is an original story made from a jumbled mess of concept art and character bios
this sickly midge was an aggressive little homosexual and that's why he was "bullied". he would get around and punch other kids and when his classmates got fed up with him and reacted to his homosexualry he goes full leonidas mode for the camera. his mum was more than eager to lap up the sympathy money and frame it as some kind of hateful attack on him because the majority of abos have a chip on their shoulder against whitey because the only thing they retained from school is that an unseen white hand has always, and will always keep them down.
YOU ARE WRONG, FURIOUSA
NO FRICKING WAY
lmfao no way
Isn't this that ugly crying kid that was actually just a deformed adult that went viral a few years back?
Fraid so
Yes. They offered him a film role out of sympathy and had him play some ugly mutant.
He wasn’t an adult, he actually was a kid
That's him, but so what? He was raised to be an obnoxious c**t to survive and it kinda backfired as years of intense 'being a piece of shit' rewired his tiny little brain towards sociopathy. Getting a part in this sort of movie is some small consolation prize for being basically Gary Coleman but far uglier. You experts didn't even notice Quentin in Fury Road, the wheelchair bound shitter from the 80s with glass bones, playing one of Immortan Joe's shittiest progeny.
Martial arts movement coaching was from Richard Norton, a terrible Aussie wanna-be Chuck Norris. The action looks good and Norton, too, got a role. He's part of Zen Do Kai, a handlebar moustache bunch of security guards and other working class scum who love dressing up in ninja outfits and being criminal bikers without bikes. Their involvement in the Dianne Brimble affair was expertly covered up, where a housewife on a cruise OD'd and a few of their rampaging black belts scattered like wienerroaches, leaving her for dead.
Norton had a role in Fury Road too, it's very much a jobs-for-the-boys situation and if it makes you a bitter resentful freckle, try to take some comfort in the fact you're probably not a piece of shit for life like the dickheads involved.
Seek help touch grass have sex etc
i was going to see this in the theaters, but not anymore.
Of course the israelites conspired to put this little abo freak into a movie as soon as they learned that he was a paid anti-White agitator.
Is George Miller even israeli?
kek lol lmao
Just looked it up, he isn't.
talent agencies and studios are far more involved with casting
Why are you people surprised to see a little person in a Mad Max spinoff film?
People are surprised to see it with artificially saturated CGI zoom and clarity. It looks like absolute shit and you're a contrarian homosexual that should kill himself if you claim it looks fine.
Why? Fury Road was full of this shit.
Webm, now.
I don't keep a copy of that shit film on me, Lucifer.
>i don't keep a copy of that shit film on me, lucifer
BABY SNEED LIVES
I HAD A BABY SNEED
AND HE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
FORMERLYOSA
i will never be a woman or make a meme this good 🙁
not really even the homunculus brother of the main villain was much more tastefully handled
it's the comical framing, CG, and focus/zoom effect that makes it look like a shot out of a spy kids movie
>it look like a shot out of a spy kids movie
It actually does
kek
Are you moronic?
I am sorry, I know the answer.
It is a very confident yes.
let's be real this is not a bad Max film, but I know what you're saying everybody forget about Master blaster.
Masterblaster is goofy, but he didn't have jank ass disney channel CGI
That was saved for the end, lol
it looks like a tiktok filter
Its the CGI, broseph
The visual effects are horrible, the shots look like frick-ugly Youtube thumbnails
bad shot, ugly cgi background, weird framing, low focal length
also with the bald cap and really big head his head seems even larger, to a silly point
THEY MIDGE NOW?
Underrated
This looks like a Fallout 2 dialog screenshot
Requesting someone to jak this. I would but I don't have the artistic capability
MEME MAGIC
WITNESS ME
Here's that million dollar franchise I was telling you about
Why does this look so bad? Because they're trying to trick you that they're on moving vehicles, while the vehicles are completely static and that back drop is one of those virtual sets, the only real movement is the camera. There is no sense of speed, of motion.
Your brain was able to see something wrong with it instantly even if you were unable to convey into words exactly what it was.
it looks more like they tried to composite a shitty close-up face shot onto a different roll and fricked up both the lighting and perspective so bad that the whole thing looks like a shitty photoshop job.
>Why does this look so bad?
99% of VFX names in credits are Indians
Because you have Fury Road to compare it to, which was 99% practical effects and about as crazy in real life as it was in the film. They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made because of how dangerous the stunt filming was meaning nothing like it can be made again, and they have to rely on CGI to fill in the gaps, which is very hard to do convincingly.
>They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made because of how dangerous the stunt filming was meaning nothing like it can be
can they not film in china? they have deserts there too.
>making a movie about driving
>in China
you utter fricking madman
wut
They're bad drivers
Why bother with dangerous and expensive practical when you can pay Sandeep a bag for shit for garbage CG and normalgays with the awareness of Hellen Keller can't tell the difference?
You can't make movies like that anymore. That'd be too much fun for the actors and the audience. Shame on you.
>you will never ride eternal, shiny and chrome
>which was 99% practical effects
Not really.
>They basically amended film safety laws after that movie was made
Googling this doesn't yield any results, removing fury road just gives random unrelated trivia from other movies.
Where can I read up on this?
https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Chrome-Wild-Story-ebook/dp/B09292G4MX
A few cast members have written books about the shoot which was extraordinarily strenuous by modern standards. I don't think it was literal laws for the most part, but things like union regulation and production insurance and unwritten studio interference that would make another shoot of this magnitude impossible in the future.
aw damn
>which was 99% practical effects
no it really wasnt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGn3NCKE0g
yes there's the color grading and furiosa's arm and some digital insertion but most of the stunts were practical
this new movie looks like all of it was shot on the volume
>which was 99% practical effects
absolute fricking moron, never post again
>which was 99% practical effects
No it wasn't. There was tons of CGI in Fury Road. The difference was that it was to enhance the practical effects instead of replace it.
Fury Road looked visually fricking incredible. What the hell happened?
george got old
Women
The studio decided to make 90% of the effects CG and George decided he needed the paycheck.
Juden
Pajeets
Too many homosexuals got hurt doing the stuntwork for fury road so they CGI'd everything for furiosa.
>it’s real
I fricking can’t dude I thought OP was Cinemaphile OC
Hollywood is not what it used to be. They checked too many boxes.
I'm getting AI vibes. This looks like one of those Balenciaga webms on /wsg/.
WAIT ITS REAL NO WAY LMAAAAAO
GEORGE MILLER GOES TO BOLLYWOOD
I'm not seeing the issue. What's the problem?
its clearly shot in a studio, not on a set
which might not have been as bad if it wasnt lit and filmed so badly
L O L
>that lighting
Holy fricking shit it's actually kino
Baby Sneed, all grown up?
kino
>chuds saying this looks bad
you know that is subjective, right? You aren't an authority figure on what is good and bad.
Genuinely staggered mate
WHAT WERE THEY THINKIIIIIIIIIING
incredible
smosh videos 20 years ago were better
Looks like AI or a fricking YouTube greenscreen parody
All the people saying this doesn’t look that bad are on the same level as people who admittedly don’t know what makes a movie good or bad and just enjoy it for existing because their brains default setting is sleep mode, I guarantee it. The same people who make the endless the stream of Reddit posts admitting that they’re so mystified by flashing lights that they’re unable to tell when something is objectively bad so they defend every superhero movie ever just for having been made in the first place.
The old adage "a pond is deep to someone whose never seen an ocean" is more true today than ever.
You don't even need any degree of formal education or teaching to see the issue, it plainly looks like shit. The people praising this have to be getting paid for it, I refuse to believe otherwise.
You know I thought that with the fallout show but no, normies unironically loved it and several people I know were praising it.
There was an episode of the X-Men 97 show recently that had a single scene with a panning camera during a fight with a billion extremely flashy effects making it impossible to see what the frick was going on and everyone and their mother is acting like it was the most impressive shit they've ever seen. I'm seriously starting to think people just see fast motion and think it MUST be kino.
I had to learn this the hard way watching the "epic" moments of that Frieren anime with a friend. The show wastes all its budget on light shows with incomprehensible fighting.
Choreography in animation is dead these days, everything is extremely fast moving very bright flashy laser shows.
>good friends
>Goku gets an opening and immediately kicks Krillin in the stomach several times as hard as he can
A good friend wouldn't want you to go easy on them.
yep. The backgrounds in a modern anime would be "prettier" and actually animated, but the actuall action is ass
>How did George Millers legacy end?
With a whimper..
ACT
perfect white teeth in the apocalypse.
lore and worldbuilding will still probably be good, tho
Fury Road was pure unadulterated kino, what the frick is this abomination?
Cinema is dead
Not yet. Anya will save it
god I wish she would piss and shit in one of her sweat filled boots before pistol whipping all my teeth down my throat and forcing me to quaff her rancid queef concoction
seek help
It doesn't look that bad, he looks like a post apocalyptic mutant moron midge, this is a fantasy film not Shakespeare
100 DWARVES VS 1 DESERT
>1000 WAR BOYS GET WITNESSED FOR THE FIRST TIME
Brutal
Someone has to put that to one of those gay dance boom-cha beats and loop it for 10 hours.
>lighting looks diffrent in boths cuts
>the triple studio lights on the midget with 2 shadows
>the background thats somehow way darker than the light on him
>the random cgi fire
>the shitty greenscreen masking job on the props shes holding
amazing
>The abosulte state of cinema
ONE THING
Looks like sweet dee in blackface
Why does his head bobble like some kind of flash animation
Now?
AND HE WAS A MIDGE, A MIDGE IN EVERY WAY
what skarsgård son is this?
did george miller forget the apocalypse wasn't until the second film? unless tom hardy was supposed to be in his 50s the timeline makes no sense
no one cares, nerd
Not my heckin' established lore!
back to Re ddit with you, you vile demon
NOOOOO NOT MY HECKERINO OLD MOVIERINO REEEEEEE MOM HELP IM GONNA NEED EXTRA TENDIES SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS LE WRONG
grow up
Imagine telling anyone to grow up while lashing out and strawmanning like you are. Really not selling your pointy here kiddo.
The beautiful people on the right utterly dominate the disgusting rethuglicans on the left. Gonna cry about that too?
Ok my bad I gave you too many (Yous)s for this low effort shit.
Honestly a decent dick for a guy his size.
Is that my homegirl quirk chungus? Shiver me narwhal bacons I’m gonna have to have my relationship summit early this year on that vibe LeLz
bro in the left bought a blow up doll for him to snuggle around his house.
Tom hardy as max doesn't make sense. Unless you think Fury Road slots somewhere between the originals which is also moronic. Mel should've been in Fury Road and there's no excuse for recasting Max.
The apocalypse was before the first film. Max’s car was “the last of the V8s,” Australia just wasn’t feeling it very much yet.
Kinda like how in the rover, “average Australian area” was enough for it to be post-apocalypse
Mad Max has no continuity, just like Evil Dead. It's folk tales and myth-making. Not some homosexual Marvel universe of constructed lore.
This. Road warrior was not a direct sequel of Mad Max. It was more of a re imagining.
It was absolutely a direct sequel. Road warrior opens with clips of the first movie and their plots aren’t similar at all
That's a good comparison because both series' only have 1 film worth watching in them.
Evil Dead has had zero misses
The show and the musical were both garbage.
Show was great, musical was unofficial and doesn't count.
>show was great
>Ash is le old is 90% of the humor
>abysmal vfx
>introducing quirky friendly mexican sidekick and israeli badass boss b***h superwoman
frick off
>Show was great
Yep
>Ash is le old is 90% of the humor
No, it's pretty much standard Evil Dead gross out shit. Any humor coming from Ash is usually Archie Bunker style racism. Only old jokes in the first ep and it's a misdirect.
>abysmal vfx
Yeah, you know, like Evil Dead?
>introducing quirky friendly mexican sidekick
What was quirky about him?
>And israeli badass boss b***h superwoman
She constantly fricks up and gets possessed in like Episode 2. She's also hot, you gay.
>abysmal vfx
>like Evil Dead?
>hook nosed ugly c**ty israeliteess
>hot
Nurse, hold him.
Predictably you only had a retort to the hotness of the chick because it's the most subjective thing. But rest assured, you are a gay.
Are you going to post an image of a mildly attractive woman at some point or just vomit inducing shit?
Anon, I know you love trannies, but they aren't real women, you have to stop larping. It is just gay.
Says the guy posting Mrs. Manface.
>Admits she's mildly attractive
>Calls her a manface
Way to out yourself, dude.
>Admits she's mildly attractive
where
that woman he posted was a solid 7/10
Mad Max 1-3 has a consistent timeline, Fury Road+Furiosa is a reboot
there's a theory that Tom Hardy's Max is the feral kid from MM2 grown up and adopted his identity
Why was he having flashbacks of Max's family and not throwing a boomerang and how did he find such a similar car?
>resources are so scarce people have to eat dog food and lizards to survive
>the feral kid just happens to find max's exact outfit and incredibly rare car because everything has to be connected
It’s best to think of this new max max series as a reboot that’s not strictly connected to the old trilogy
like I said before this isn't part of the mad Max franchise this is an alternate bastardized universe.
looks so fricking stupid that its wrapped back to being kino
Just like every other mad max movie
>we have baby yoda, and we have baby Stay Puft men, what else could we be homosexualy about for the sake a quick buck?
Witness midges kicked with a steel toe boot, shiny and chrome
Don't you mean
>gnawr?
I understand that they wanted the midge in trailer to generate buzz but they really should've used a different scene.
Unless it's all crap like this one.
The movie's not out yet, they will polish up the CG before release.
When, in the history of film, has this ever turned out to be true?
erm that wolverine movie
Spider-Man 3
Avatar.
Sonic?
beatifel efect saar
which ps2 game is this?
Mad Max: The Movie The Game
Did they just record footage from the 2015 game?
This game is kino. I might replay it soon instead of wasting my time on this new movie
We joke about games looking better than movies but fricking hell. This game is from 2015. It’s easily on par if not better.
>can customise your own black on black
Yeah it’s kino
Doesn't it have crashing issues on PC or something weird?
DEAD I AM THE ONE
EXTERMINATING SON
SLIPPING THROUGH THE TREES
STRANGLING THE BREEZE
DIG THROUGH THE MIDGES
Wasn't the whole point of Miller taking decades to release a Mad MAx movie the fact that they are supposed to be high quality works of art?
This is looking worse than the factory-made marvel slop they release 4 times a year.
>hey are supposed to be high quality works of art?
I see you skipped thunderdome.
>chris hemsworth is in it
>movie now looks like marvel slop
hmmm
Funny that he actually apologized for how shitty Love and Thunder was.
Well I mean thats something I guess
No, the Mad Max movies have all had the same story and the same homebrand roughness, no matter how much money gets poured in. It's part of the rampaging cars thing and I'm into it.
Motorstorm on PS3 looks like that??
BEST OFFROBBARI
Is this supposed to be Nicholas Hoult's character in fury road?
isn't this the midget that was in that filthy frank video?
You gays are larping hate because the movie is already getting good reception and people are excited.
>B-b-but the effects!
Looks fine, looks demented in a George Miller way. It shouldn't look like Fury Road because Fury Road didn't look like any other Mad Max movie.
It does look a bit like Fury Road.
>.t- Trevius Tyrone JR
>exclusive footage of the vfx team's lunch break.webm
Anthony Bourdain would've fainted from how tasty it is
Noooo
>AKSHAY LEELADHAR POOJARY
>ANAND RAM M
>ASHFAQ C T
>ATANU PAL
>BIKAN BIKAN
>MALA LAL
>RAJDEEP SEN
>S V U BHANU KOLLEPALLI
>SRI RAM
>SUBISH J
Saaaaars did not do the needful
Ah that explains it
>Hari Krishna Bandaru
>SHWETANK GAWANDE
>BIKAN BIKAN
>SANDEEP x50
What the frick is wrong with jeets and these stupid ass names
>the amount of Indian names on the vfx team
I’m sure no corners were cut here lmao
>Be Tyrone Jr.
>manage to land a job doing visual effects for a blockbuster movie
>figure this is your big ticket out of inner city Black persondom to Hollywood where you'll be hanging out with movie stars
>get shipped straight to some Indian shithole where the streets are crowded and flowing with piss, shit, and garbage
>have to work in a sweat shop that's a hundred fricking degrees and smells like rancid human feces and rotting Indian food
SHEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTT
To be fair, the pajeets had to put up with him stealing all their stuff and talking for hours about how the original indians were africans.
oh this was from the credits of that tv show about the B17's with the disastrous cgi and disastrous acting and disastrous scripts.
Bikan Bikan sounds like something a pokemon would say.
Fury road looked better than every other mad max movie. This just looks like shit
it's fiiiiine you nitpicker, stop fricking whining it's really pathetic
Kys Black person
>looks fine
Go to an eye doctor.
I am legitimately going insane watching reaction videos (I know kill me later) for this because 90% of these morons are grinning ear to ear praising all of the "practical effects" when it is very, VERY obviously poorly done CGI. Are normalgays fricking BLIND?
I cant tell if people are just fricking moronic or if they are unironically paid shills or if there is a mass psyop going on about everything related to woke hollywood shit.
There is no way that so many people eat up this garbage and genuinely enjoy it. I refuse to believe that this is the case.
The fact that all popular websites like israelitetube have become hives for wokeness and PC propaganda it wouldn’t surprise me at all if it was a massive psyop conspiracy
It's not even about enjoying or praising something, I could understand someone liking this. I'd think their taste is garbage, sure, but it's comprehendible. I mean these people will see
and start soifacing while screaming about BRO PRACTICAL EFFECTS. It's like they heard the term associated with Fury Road but don't know what the frick it means and are just brainlessly praising something that literally isn't there.
This isn't practical, it's LITERAL Bollywood cgi.
>Are normalgays fricking BLIND?
Studios are just blatantly lying about "practical" effects in their movies.
Pic related is Barbie Behind The Scenes footage where they removed the bluescreen of the sound stage to make it look like it's shot on location.
And it's not just studios who lie about it, it's the actors and "journalists" too.
Ok, they lie, sure, but it's plainly fricking obvious. If people can't see this with their own eyes they have to be moronic or something.
You have to understand that israelitetube is full of people trying to make money and it's extremely competitive in an era where every Zoomer wants to be an influencer. They get approached with $1000 and asked to say something positive and they'll do it. It's the 21st century advertisement since buying advert space on tv is not only expensive but less effective since everyone knows it's an ad. It's cheaper to pay influential people to say good things.
>Fury Road gets lauded to hell and back for having incredible practically done stunts
>they replace these with actual street shitter 90's FMV quality CGI
>Normalgays are so fricking stupid and blind they don't notice the difference
I give up
Yeah it is over.
video games surpassed films
total Cinemaphile victory
My friends saw this and were all saying it was cool as shit. I tried saying the visuals look really bad compared to the movie and they just told me they don't care. I don't understand stuff anymore
You aren't going to believe me but I heard it's because everyone's eyesight is fricked from the vaccine but not in a way that glasses can fix
>they dont care
its one thing when someone argues debates or simply states idk i disagree but when someone hears an opinion that dont like and they simply state "i don't care" its the most pathetic soulless shit you can possibly hear, the complete noncaring nature of alot of young people is completely obnoxious all they really care about is if the production is sticking it to the whites
they don't mean they literally don't care, it's basically just a polite way of telling you to shut the frick up - they disagree and don't want to hear anything otherwise
thats my point, its one thing to argue or defend but to simply state "i don't care" is the most uninteresting thing they could possibly come up with
>other people NEED to entertain my contrarian negativity
no
>it's contrarian negativity to say this is shit
No you're the contrarian saying it's good. Or actually brain damaged.
most people with successful social lives and people who love them are praising it, you are the contrarian, have fun being miserable and enjoying nothing!
I can't tell if this is low effort trolling or shill shaming. Either way ack yourself.
>no argument
you have to realize you are a very small little person with no power and people who enjoy things do not want or need you tearing down their entertainment, people watch stuff to have fun, not have some mega weirdo complain about dumb little things nobody notices or cares about
what argument is to be made you're making up strawmen. This HAS to be bait.
And actually with how popular video essays are people do fricking care lol
read the image and realize you are in the wrong here
Listen to this song and realise you're in the wrong
>boomslop music
you lose!
Found the anon most likely to kill himself lol. Look at that projected self hate holy tamoly. Seek help before you find the rope.
After the fallout tv show this doesn't surprise me at all
>I'm not seeing the issue. What's the problem?
This is why their children come out with 500 limbs
Chuddies big mad.
I swear to god the 9 year old game looks better than this. Try it fellas.
It really is the best ubislop style game out there
Jesus fricking christ
>NOOOOOO IT LOOKS LE BAD
Why are virgins like this?
I think modern CG is doing this sort of thing where it all goes by so fast that only by constructing short loops like this and OP's webm can you see just how truly awful it is. We are regressing actual decades here. This makes Reboot look like the Sistine Chaple.
Literally what's the issue here?
Damn, Vigilante 8 movie adaptation is looking crazy
>No dust coming from car wheels
The little things let you know the whole thing is going to be MEDIOCRE
Cartoon looking ass CGI
Really going for that Tim Burton, Wes Anderson quirk.
A movie scientifically tailored for white women.
Bad ass lady heroes are so overplayed. It's bland, it's boring, it's trite. Everything is so generic nowadays. No life, no spark.
Wonder where that dude is now
Dead from liver failure.
literally looks like something out of Bollywood
He he its like a Spy Kids movie lmfao
looks like a alien
>Fury Road was 18 years ago
Wait how…
looks like a screenshot form a david firth video
>something that is objectively worse than it's predecessor in a very obvious way
>people continue to fellate it and claim they can't tell the difference
I'm starting to think arguing with people about the quality of stuff is a total waste of time, they don't seem to care at all.
I've basically became Immortan Joe IRL and it's getting in the way of my marriage and my job down at the local petrol station. Should I watch this film?
I'm obsessed with this fricking clip, anons. It represents so much of what I hate about our world. I truly thought Furiosa would just be a generic "pays the bills" sequel to Fury Road but I am now 99% sure it will end up as not only a massive commercial failure but a sign of just how far Hollywood has continued to degenerate post-Pandemic.
>Strong feminist character must kill an evil fetus.
She's on the War Boys side fighting Dementus' flying squad. I cannot wait for this to be released it's going to be HUGE!
I don't get why everyone is so upset at this
it will be worse than Top Gun
new top gun was great though?
Praise be! Praise be! We got our live-action Chumbucket.
(Fury Road sucked too)
said no one ever
Lots of anons here said it. The only reason they're not anymore is because Furiosa is coming out. They need something to impotently compare it to as a negative, so now suddenly everyone's favourite movie is Fury Road when just days ago they were pissing their pants about
>muh feminism
Because of the war brides and shit.
Fury Road was a well constructed vehicle for feminist propaganda. They put in enough cool shit for it to be overlooked or even missed. This doesn't mean it was good, but people will talk about how that propaganda vehicle was cool and this one isn't. Why is this hard for you to either understand or accept?
You're literally struggling not to type the letters I N C E L right now, aren't you?
No, but solid projection.
You haven't even seen the movie, none of us have. So the quality is still up in the air. And movies are more than just special effects. Especially George Miller kino. He's always experimenting, always pushing different boundaries, always coming at a new project with a genuine sense of discovery.
The fact that this might be "Mad Max: Pig in the City" is way more interesting than just a stale Fury Road Part 2 would ever be. But nobody here would click into that, because people here are brainwashed to either love something 100% or hate something 100%. There's no nuance to these opinions, there's no sincerity to these opinions. It's simply people fitting into their braindead societal programming because that's all social media is and does, even on anonboards.
I'd rather a hairbrained, mess of new ideas and clever story intenguity that doesn't quite land, than capeslop #9086 or nostalgia sequel #449 with your geriatric faves returning. Because at least this is doing something new in the realm of cinema and blockbuster filmmaking. Miller has never sold out. Even his Happy Feet sequel is fricking weird and full of bizarre ideas and is clunky in an interesting way. If he's making a movie, it's because he has an idea. Even if this is a total misfire, it'll be more interesting than 99% of movies that come out this year or next.
This is new and innovative because it's a piece of shit and Miller sold out.
>projection
Using the reddit word. The rest of your post i can see is quickly descending into:
>not addressing anything i said
>panic jibbering due to being called out
So i will now cease reading, though i may in future address another post of yours if you respond to what i actually said and apologise for being cringe.
>Using the reddit word. The rest of your post i can see is quickly descending into:
PROJECTION IS A REDDIT WORD?!
Christ, thanks for that one, anon.
I addressed everything you said, and in turn you addressed nothing of what I said and took the gold medal most moronic thing I've read in the history of this site. And this site is full of moronic pajeets and social awkward teenagers, so that is a monumental feat.
>reddit spacing
>,anon.
>actual fricking reddit filename
pristine 9/10 but go back
You really tried to recover, you really did.
>impotently compare it to
What the frick is this supposed to mean? An apt and appropriate comparison highlighting the decline is impotent because you just ignore anything that goes against your moronic viewpoint?
Not apt at all is the issue. It looks the same. Or are you memory-holing that whole sandstorm sequence? Or the sequence where the truck crashes and 3D shit flies at the screen?
That was actually done as a practical effect, the steering wheel is on a rig, seriously, it looks like cgi though, but it IS real.
I'm sorry, are you trying to insinuate the webm you posted and everything else in this thread are even remotely similar in quality? Are you fricking moronic?
The steering wheel is real
Yeah, so is the midget, morons. Name where I said CG in that comment.
Almost all the shit in that crash shot is real though, it's only the guitar and the flying steering wheel that's CGI
The steering wheel really ruins it. It looks so fake compared to the rest. Very bad choice. Way to ruin good practical effects.
This shot looked really shit in the theater, I was surprised to learn they tipped a real truck. I think all of the compositing and poor lighting makes it behave like CGI anyway.
The extreme slo-mo and the intense lighting made it look unreal. Still a cool shot, but it almost looked like a model truck being crashed.
Anon, it's obviously meant to be a little wonky looking as a stylistic choice- it might not be to some people's taste but it very much falls in line with all the other weird stylistic choices made throughout the film given the level of effort put into the shot.
What OP posted is obviously the pajeets slapping on a snapchat filter because it's cheap and easy, there's very clearly no artistry involved or intended in it given how quick the shot is.
You can't blame us for George Miller forgetting simple details like Anya's hair barely moving in a high speed vehichle.
>Or are you memory-holing that whole sandstorm sequence?
At lest its fully justified. Its literally impossible to do practically and the point was to look crazy.
Meanwhile clearly the ops pic supposed to look grounded.
The movie looks like a bad spoof of Mad Max. Like Meet The Spartans quality. Thats legit what I first thought when I saw the trailer. Probably titled like Chimichanga: A Mad Mexican Saga starring George Lopez or some shit
What a freak.
The special effects don't look that bad. It only looks weird when you pause it on certain scenes and even then it's on your phone and will look completely different on the big screen. Plus Anya Taylor Joy looks incredible and you can tell she worked really hard for it, and I figure that if this movie doesn't succeed it'll be over for my career, so please go see the movie in the theater. It's a fun summer movie you guys, something everyone can enjoy
>The special effects don't look that bad
frick you
>it's on your phone
eat shit phoneposting subhuman
>dementus
so its the games story before max shows up?
WB blocked Miller from involvement with the game while using movie concepts from Fury Road and whatever came next. The game is an original story made from a jumbled mess of concept art and character bios
this sickly midge was an aggressive little homosexual and that's why he was "bullied". he would get around and punch other kids and when his classmates got fed up with him and reacted to his homosexualry he goes full leonidas mode for the camera. his mum was more than eager to lap up the sympathy money and frame it as some kind of hateful attack on him because the majority of abos have a chip on their shoulder against whitey because the only thing they retained from school is that an unseen white hand has always, and will always keep them down.
>people are unironically trying to defend this trash
Is that her son
Oh no its real;
>loved fury road as a teenager
>excited for this
>feel dead inside
I really do think it's a conspiracy to just turn everything I love into shit.
Brendan McCarthy isn't involved so I have no interest.