Why did everyone stop talking about Kenobi so quickly?
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Why did everyone stop talking about Kenobi so quickly?
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1) it ended
2) it was shit
Apparently Disney has now made Obi wan a homosexual. I think its a threat to the actors that if they keep doing poorly they'll be sucking dick in the next movie and doing other degrading things.
I see you properly used the title as the subject line for the thread, as all organic Cinemaphile posters do
Incorrect, the right name for the show would be called the Reva Show
I'd rather watch a school shooting
People watched it for Vader. He was there 5 minutes
it was pretty bad
Pretty sad it's over, but check out the other star wars shows too, the animated series, Mandalorian etc.
And be sure to drink your ovaltine
It was shit, even grading it on a curve because all disney star wars is shit, it's still shit.
I watch the final fight with vader on repeat
Reminds me of the rockbending in Avatar
The power level of the force has gotten so fricking stupid.
Remember how people b***hed about that happening in the EU? Get fricked canongay.
He’s just throwing some rocks
Not even close, homosexual
I like the rescore version
yeah there's a problem way too much fricking floating rocks in these movies.
Obi wan was a solid 10/10 until this scene. if rocks actually hit Darth Vader (also known as Anakin FYI) at a velocity high enough to shatter, Vader would be torn to pieces.
Although, perhaps Darth Vader was using some kind of Force-shield to stop most of the kinetic energy.
>Although, perhaps Darth Vader was using some kind of Force-shield to stop most of the kinetic energy.
You answered your own question. Scene and show in general was still unnecessary though. Their "reunion" in ANH is more potent if it happens directly after RotS.
This is fairly standard display for a Jedi. It could've worked better in a different context and with the show having superior writers, but it's not inaccurate or lore breaking at least.
I'm not even a star wars fan but why the frick is a blue saber wielder like Obi using the force to that degree? I thought blue saber users were supposed to be more adept at sword play while those more in tune with the force had a green saber? That's shit I'd expect from Yoda or Sidious but not this guy?
rules from a noncanon video game released 20 years ago shouldn't be taken as gospel
I must be crazy because this genuinely looks awful. People really find this impressive?...
I didn't realize the video was looping and watched it a couple times thinking it was kind of getting ridiculous.
What is there to talk about?
Not a single one of these Disney productions contributes any actual discussion to the larger mythos.
I don't even know why the show was called Obi-Wan Kenobi or why he was in it.
The answer is simple, to trick people in to watching it.
I was excited for it at first because Ewan and the guy who played Anakin returned, but by episode three I remembered I hated Star Wars and that this show was stupid so I dropped it
Because it was about Kenobi and Vader for all of thirty minutes and the rest of the time was dedicated to being a backdoor pilot for a Reva show.
This is your brain on Black person obsession
KYS nig lover
I’m not a Black person lover but I don’t spend every waking moment fearing them and letting them rule my thoughts due to obsession like some pussy ass white supremace.
Black person
This
jesus the amount of pain extruded from such a simple drawing
Gold
It became impossible to talk about with all the mad morons determined to spend every waking hour shitposting about it without actually seeing it.
Like all of Disney Star Wars it has no rewatch value and nothing to talk or theorize about. After being upset about it at the end of the day all of it is just boring and not fun to watch.
It was bloated with stupid shit but did a few things right. It wasn’t nearly as hated as TLJ. It’s a very neutral and lukewarm response so no one cares to continue talking about it.
What did it do right?
Disney really doesn't know how to write characters do they?
All of the existing ones like obiwan or luke have to get dramatically pulled down to "sad old man" so that they can have an 'arc' that's just them getting back to the actual character they are.
They don't care because ultimately they get the same number of viewers for good series as they do for a bad one because their audience loves goyslop
I know what we can discuss. The sexual tension between Leia and Obi-Wan. Somebody please present the webm evidence.
It was the equivalent of an anime filler episode. Everything was put back where it started in the end so it had effect on the main story. You could skip it and not miss anything important.
why is all post-obama media forgotten instantly
Because it is all poorly written and boring.
I barely even remember Obama.
homies gettin' old.
Unironically the Great Awokening. Not to say you can't make a good story with political messaging (or even progressive messaging), but writer's priorities were clearly thrown out of wack by the Drumpf years, and everything took a backseat to progressive moralizing
>preemptive I look like this and say this
The real money and focus is in the advertising firms and social media culture debate than writing the actual TV shows. A big TV show pretty much said this was the case openly at Comic-Con
Cuz it sucked.
>You're a big guy.
Look at her go
>(LEIA PANTING)
Why are they so slow that they can't even run as fast as a 4 year old?
she's supposed to be 10 but the original child actress had to back out due to contractual obligations
A 10 year old was having contractions?
it's in a galaxy far far away
They couldnt just get another 10 year old?
Do you know how much 10 year olds cost? Be realistic.
Back in my day you got them for free
In mine it was ten at a time for a dime
Alight, I'm curious which 10-year-old actress rejected Obi Wan (In retrospective a good move) and for what project?
She's Leia damnit
>Yes, this 4 year old girl playing outside should absolutely have a wedding-style updo.
Star Wars is over.
She was at a diplomatic function and ran away.
was it that hard to just mirror stun scene from the first movie?
the leia chase scene is one of the worst things I've ever seen
worse than a lot of home movies my friends made growing up
It wasn’t interesting at all besides that last fight between Obi Wan and Darth Vader when his face is exposed.
It's talked about a lot, here, daily. If you haven't watched it yet save time and watch the first and last episodes.
I gave up 25 minutes into the first episode. The horses in the first Assassins Creed game thats 15 years old had smoother movement than that camel thing in the first episode. That first fight in that bar in the beginning was peak cringe. That little girl chase scene did it for me. Turned that shit of and decided that this is either made for 12 year old or for morons. Never looked back.
I was 13 when A New Hope was released, it was AWESOME.
nice try, but it was only ever called STARWARS
Because it wasn't very good.
I'm not a Star Wars fan by any stretch, so I don't really care, but I think the series just didn't add much anything to Star Wars, certainly not enough to keep the conversation going.
Reva should have been Barriss.
makes sense if you ask me
How many times are they going to milk the pants-shitting vader scene?
Apparently you all are still talking about it according to this thread. Guess you're wrong.
I'm still waiting for that suggestive Leia webm
I think people were expecting a show about Obi-wan learning the ends and outs of Tatooine and maybe scenes of him keeping a young Luke out of trouble while staying in the shadows. Instead we got him leaving the planet and going on adventures with a young Leia and having confrontations with Vader. Which all felt like remember this remember this. It also harkened back to the prequels which I know a lot of homosexuals here don't want to admit were really really shitty. Also the show looked really low budget. And the Black person inquisitor which was just /misc/tard bait. There was nothing to bridge the gap between Obi-wan being this great jedi general to being his full of wisdom and guidance character people loved in the Original trilogy. Just a waste basically but way better than all the other Disney Wars crap.
My brother in the Force, season 2 will tie up everything.
Yeah basically this. Obi-Wan and Boba got their settings switched. I don't know how to exactly describe it, but Obi-wan was always cool because he was wise and knew the subtleties of the world. He's the one to use slight of hand and strategies. Learning how to force ghost from Qui-gon the maverick is literally that, a trick. His character doesn't need to go on a fetch quest. That's something you give to a child. Obi-wan's character just had his world turned upside down, put him in situations where he can be drawn between doing things the way he used to and doing something new. Then once he learns to view the world differently he gets his reward.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
Based Reva abusing I-frames.
wtf is this shit
holy shit what a shit tier fight scene. Hollywood truly has gone to shit if this is what AAA can produce.
They stopped paying me to.
Because the prequels and the Disney era are both trash.
Because Kenobisexual is a pedo.
You shouldn't have that webm in your hard drive anon.
Are you asking seriously? Only trolls and shills defended it. They stopped getting paid so why would they keep making threads?
Because nothing happened. It was an entirely self-contained story that ended where it started with no change in any of the characters or in the setting as a whole.
It's what inevitably happens when you make a "filler" prequel set between two other movies that both feature the same characters. There's no tension, and there's no character development, because we already know where the characters start out and where they're going to end up.
Because it was awful, and only Disney shills like Red Letter Media liked it.
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Kenobi was is a cheeto; an empty, substanceless puff of flavour (flavour only a certain group liked because holy shit cheeto's are gross) that was forgotten about as soon as it was swallowed.
Even the morons I'm friends with that still watch nuStar Wars and were gushing about Kenobi as it aired shut up real quick about it once it was done.
How the frick did Ewan age better than Hayden?
Hayden has always had gremlin angles, but also he’s spent the last decade LARPing as farmer and screwed himself standing in the sun.
How many of the upper pictures are still relevant?
This, plus smoking.
Remember how quickly the world forgot that Boba Fett happened?
Because it was trash.
Only no one wanted to admit this at the time. LucasFilm has done a great job at making all Star Wars fans feel like racists if they even think about criticizing their product.
It's very successful conditioning.
Only now are people starting to talk about how bad the show really was.
i liked it
but i can talk about it without being called a shill
so its whatever
Why did you like it anon, genuinely interested.