>october, 2023
>STILL no Plant biopic
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>october, 2023. >STILL no Plant biopic
>october, 2023
>STILL no Plant biopic
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There's at least 10 musicians who would make for a better biopic than Led Zep
Barry White would make for a good biopic, guy had a crazy life.
name 12
Cobain
Keith Richards
Steve Earle
Syd Barret
Roger Waters
Roky Erickson
The Beatles
Keith Moon
Bob Dylan
Richard Manuel
Bon Scott
Nick Drake
found the radiogay. i can easily name 12 in 1 underground genre. i can probably name like 200 in something like jazz or country that would be way better than your shitty pop rock front man.
Plant is not all that interesting a person. He got his wiener sucked by 14 year old girls and then his son died. The end.
A man who did Crowleyan magick and it arguably worked with more palpable results than Crowley's own stuff is anything but uninteresting.
>worked
kek
what evidence is there that it worked?
genuinely asking
he got into the order after LZ's success
Wasn't it Page who did all the magic stuff?
JFC Fuller?
That was Page. Plant was the Frank Frazetta fantasy nerd of the group.
Are there people who genuinely believe that musicians worshipped satan and conjured demons in their music or are you just pretending to be moronic?
nice
Listen to stairway backwards and tell me I'm a moron.
You're a moron
>replied two minutes later
not that anon, but you clearly didn't listen
take your meds
nobody finds this shit cool, it's just annoying schizo babble
You are a moron.
I listened to Stairway backwards and it said you were a moron.
you are a moron
Goodness, this thread needs to die. Nothing good comes from this.
That's a rare pic. never seen it before.
>the archetype for the hard rock front man
>not that interesting
Didn't he shove a fish up a pussy?
If they don't show the satanic rituals and groupie sacrifices I'm not interested.
>oooohhhhh eeeeeeee babyyyyyy let me be your backdoor maaaaan oooooooooo lemooooooooon huh huh huh huuh huuuh huuuuh and then gollum he took my babyyyy ooooooooooooooooooooooo gandalf the fooooooool
>singing about anal sex and lord of the rings
Remind me again how these guys aren't /our band/??
because they are satanic and i think of the children
>talented white musicians are... LE EVIL!!
ok shlomo
stop worshiping satan
stop worshiping Black folk
jesus christ what a fricking homosexual boomer take
Back door man wasn't about anal sex, it was about cheating and using the back door of the house
I'm just gonna leave it in my will for my grandnieces to buy an extra ticket once it comes out posthumously.
there is no actor with a hog big enough
There is literally nothing more boring than a biopic of a modern musician.
they are waiting until phil collins is dead so they can blame the whole concert on him
Is that Marty McFly?
No
Glorified cover band, and I’m glad Greta van Fleet made bank aping them. Can’t rip off a thief.
zeppeling being a cover band is a midwit take from someone who just watched youtube videos and cant even explain how a chord is constructed
Accept the truth b***h. The entire first album is a ripoff of innocent colored bodies
ok esl
Zeppelin's "covers" sound more different than the originals by an insane margin, we're fortunate they made those songs so much better. Also Wolfmother actually sounds like Zeppelin Greta Van Fleet doesn't resemble them because they lack the production value
most of the stuff zeppelin "ripped off" was just lyrics. willie dixon didnt write the riff to whole lotta love, zep kind of tweaked some lyrics for the song. blues artists were doing that to each other way before zeppelin was even a band anyway. if they just put willie dixon as a co-author of the song in the first place no one would give a shit. the lemon song is basically like a tribute to howlin wolf and i think they were originally crediting him as being a co-author but the publishing company sued them anyway. its the same shit with that song, the main riff is all page, the section right before he plays the solo is copied from the original killing floor song, other than that its all the lyrics that got them in trouble
dumbest post itt
greta van fleet is zoomie trash for homosexuals with zero taste or decency
have a nice day
yeah we get it. white people thread huh? nice
yeah nice. laugh it up.
>Robert Plant
Was that a joke about his penis?
Isn't Pretty Baby the Plant bio pic?
>no Plant biopic
They already did one in the 80s, it was a Rockumentary called, Whitesnake, and it made Plant out to be someone far more interesting than he was in real life
Just fricking listen to this kino
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Isnt every other band member more interesting and talented than Plant?
A Jerry Garcia biopic would be infinitely more interesting. Hell so would a Billy Corgan or Scott Weiland film
A Scott Weiland film would just be the 'Smack My b***h Up' Video but 90 minutes long.
A Scott Weiland biopic would be sick
OO MAMA
they are literally the greatest rock band of all time and virtually every major band in the last 50 years can directly trace their main influences to them
Are u 16 dude?
The Beatles are actually original.
Most of the lore around LZ was Page and Bonham. Plant was just some guy who collected old blues records and books about Wales and had a pajeeta wife.
giwtwm
Led Zeppelin had the best guitar tone and writing in all of the 70s as far as straight to the point catchy hooks go. Page is a god, I like plant too but hes not as impressive.
Plant is just as musically talented as Page but you can't really compare their skills
HEY MAMA
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Hardly any millennials, much less zoomers, know or care about Led Zeppelin, let alone Plant
sabbath mogs them so unbelievably hard
I'm a big sabbath fan and they basically invented doom metal but when it comes to crunchy well produced riffs Page mogs Iommi. Their singers are both the worst member of each band though. Fairies Wear Boots is my fave sabbath song and it sounds more like Page than anything else they did
>mogs
Can't you just type proper English and say something like "Page is the better guitarist".
Why do you morons insist on dumbing yourselves down using these fricking flash in the pan meme words.
Their best song is Planet Caravan
>Starting Class: Paladin
He multiclassed into Bard to tap into that Welsh/Norse/Tolkien mythology.
still larping
a Fear and Loathing style movie about the Gallagher brothers galavanting through Europe would be immensely more kino than any other rock biopic
>Drink four quadruple vodka screwdrivers for breakfast
>Continue to drink heavily throughout the day
>Die
>refuse to elaborate
What was his problem?
Bonham might have been an butthole but I give the band credit for hanging it up after he died, even though they could have basically printed money by going on tour at any point between 1980 and now.
Nothing shits on a rock band's legacy harder than seeing them at age 70 still milking the songs they wrote when they were in their 20s rather than playing new stuff.
I saw KISS last night and they genuinely sounded fricking awesome. Who should play them in the biopic?
>KISS
kek, gay israelites
you're a gay
If KISS are gay, I imagine it could only be because they fricked so many women that it somehow turned them all the way around into being gay.
t. shlomo and chaim shekelberg
kek, you think fat israelites in spandex are cool
you're a gay beta virgin redditor homosexual and your deserve to be killed
Jeff Beck Group did it first and did it better. Rod Stewart had so much potential as a blues/hard rock frontman
sound dated as hell compared to Zeppelin's 2nd record even
I thought that too for a bit. Then a few days ago I found Led Zep II in my car and played it through. While Bring It On Home is a bit dated to end the album, it is insanely good. The concept, sound, themes, and amount of energy all of these songs have is matched only by their later work. And to have The Lemon Song as the third track? Hilarious. From I gather, this album is all about a guy who gets with another guy's lady, only to end up in that cucked position 2/3 of the way in, ending with the death of his romanticism and learning that chasing "love" is like the Moby Dick white whale for Plant. Also, Robert does David Letterman levels of sincere irony in his vocal infections while delivering probably the strongest voice in all of 70's rock. Why the frick haven't they made a Led Zep movie? Even Cameron Crowe could make it decent looking at his IRL interactions with the group (Almost Famous). The only reason why I don't think it is possible is because grit, truth, and dirty sides of A-list legends only sell well if it isn't 4 white Brit blokes who changed modern music forever. That Yesterday movie with poopy indian man? Oy vey sirs, who wants that in my authentic borderline satanic "put dey fish in your vagene plz" tale if Robert Plant is moronic AND Chinese now?
Do you show Page traveling the world with a 14 year old groupie and a briefcase in which he carried his BDSM gear? Or the incident in which Bonham and Peter Grant beat the living shit out of a guy? That is, if those stories are even real. But let's say they are. If so, how do you do show them in a biopic without alienating your audience which is largely going to be the fanbase of one of the most popular bands of all time? Can you make a biopic that shows them as complex characters rather than shoehorning in a generic Hollywood biopic redemption arc?
Thank You. This guy gets it. And people are into "fake real" revisionism shit like Netflix Cleopatra and Daisy Whatever and the Amazon Primes, so why is there not even close to a coherent Zeppelin movie? It is wild when you think about it. It would be cool if they had a series of movies instead of a ~~*(limited series special event*~~.
their first album in 69 immediately made the Beatles dated as hell, Good Times Bad Times goes so hard on every performance
they were the most significant hard rock band of all time and then Van Halen was the logical conclusion
I forgot
The Ramones
Has to be a section dedicated to David Bowie freaking out thinking Jimmy Page put a hex on him.
Zep is so mid. And Robert is still alive. Wait for him to croak, at least.
As a longtime fan Ten Years Gone has become my favorite song of theirs, the guitar layering is unreal and in the final section when the lead guitar matches plants high pitched yelps it reaches complete perfection
ten years gone is probably pages best guitar work along with over the hills and far away. all the layers and sections in those songs are some really slick guitar writing, no one writes tasteful guitar stuff the same way as page. shame he was so fricking sloppy live
>lazily steals some old Black blues music
>makes millions of dollars
Zappa and the mothers are the only artists from this era is still respect.
Cinemaphile esl opinions have no value
The best movie you couldnt do outside of a series...
Megadeth / Metallica
So much anger, hate, power, ambition....and it just STARTED when Peace Sells / Black Album came on the scene.
It would be a retelling from two old men like when Bad Blake and Tommy Sweet meet up in Crazy Heart
I hope they include the Slash cameo where he walks in on James face fricking the shit out of some chick at a party.
My Left Foot exist.
AND THE MIGHTY ARMS OF ATLAS