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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't she just become humanoid? Is she moronic? Is she an ugly octo if one even exists

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can
    But SHOULD you?
    Pony up OctoBlack person, you want special treatment you pay special price.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the pic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably it's either about equity or autists or some shit, the teacher is being equal to the students but the octopus presumably needs more...however it's horse shit since she can just do a squidward and create two legs with her tentacles

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        octopuss can stand, walk and run with only two tentacles.

        What's the problem? Put 3 tentacles in one ice skate and 3 in the other. Use your remaining 2 as arms.

        Ackchyually, octopuses don't have tentacles.
        Squids have 2 tentacles and 8 arms, octopuses just have 8 arms.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arms are even better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do your mean arms?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    octopuss can stand, walk and run with only two tentacles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at him go!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >him
        Silly anon all cephalopods are cute girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the cephalopod family. They are delightfully silly creatures.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Autists can survive for around 20-30 minutes outside the house
      Kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UM, ACKSHUALLY, I WAS WATCHING MYTHBUSTERS AND--
      Nobody cares.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fish is naked.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem? Put 3 tentacles in one ice skate and 3 in the other. Use your remaining 2 as arms.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic. See? SJW types are the real mammal supremacists.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Needs a Kelly in the corner and a smiling Liberty.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What animals would Kelly and the statue of liberty be?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kelly would be a bear and Liberty would be an eagle, duh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's what I called "solving the real problem" for a real cause! Outstanding job, anon!!

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A class that provided the skates would already be super generous, providing 3 extra pairs to one person is a little silly of an expectation

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about the snake student?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe enrol your octopus child in an octopus school then, you moron.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one have a helmet on? ice is pretty hard

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought three of the kids could show angelic kindness and let the octo kid use their skates so they could have one for each tentacle. I mean yeah they wouldn't be able to skate but they would make the little octo kid so happy. It is more blessed to give than to receive.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she doesn't have the decency to wear clothes, then she doesn't need skates.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why the frick is she naked?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just a Pac-man ghost with tentacles and a face drawn on it

    Take the octoling pill.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I teach for a living. There's never enough funding to properly provide for every child's individual needs, especially when they have additional needs. If we look at the metaphor the comic is outlining; every child gets something, one child has more need, the teacher is shit for not providing more.

    Where the frick do you think that extra provision is going to come from? Is there a big pile of extra skates just off screen that just isn't being handed out? Because I assure you there's no "spare skates" in the real education system. Do you want to take away from those that can get by with two?

    It galls me that these shitty artists point fingers at the teachers like it's their personal choice to deprive their students. Even a really shitty teacher would gladly provide as much extra support/equipment as possible because it makes their own life so much fricking easier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not about providing equipment for kids with special needs. Its about making use of what you have. That teacher is shit for easily giving up on the octopus kid when something could have easily been arranged with just a little creativity. In a way, we are all that octopus kid. On birth, some of us have more, some of us have less. Its up to us to make use of what we have. That teacher should have been teaching that to the octopus kid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it toddler TV hour on Cinemaphile? Since when does anyone on this shit board act like they're decent people?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking solution do you want to implement? Maybe share the skates equally so everyone gets half of what they need or rotate skate use so everyone gets half the time they need to learn? These are all just shitty compromises forced by the situation.

        The teacher shouldn't have to make any compromises in the first place and shouldn't be shat on for enacting whatever awful half measure she has to in the situation. If ice skating is part of the school curriculum it's not the goddamn teacher's job to ensure there's enough budget for equipment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's pointing fingers at the teacher you lying twat

      Its not about providing equipment for kids with special needs. Its about making use of what you have. That teacher is shit for easily giving up on the octopus kid when something could have easily been arranged with just a little creativity. In a way, we are all that octopus kid. On birth, some of us have more, some of us have less. Its up to us to make use of what we have. That teacher should have been teaching that to the octopus kid.

      What the frick are you talking about

      Are all your brains so fricking scrambled that you can't understand the simplest of allegories? One student needs more than the others, denying it to them and justifying it with "fairness" is bad. That's fricking it. That's all.

      Christ you people are so misanthropic and desperate for a fight you'll get righteously indignant over literally anything.
      Go outside.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't commiefornia getting rid of gifted programs?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes you can
    then pay for the extra work

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to fricking weemos so much is unreal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally noting about this post makes sense. Did you mean veemos?

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