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>Of course I lied, it's poker Phil!

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why the presence of Poker Phil necessitates lying. Is it to impress him or something?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more pathetic than someone whining when they lose at poker?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Someone angling you. Pros should be above that shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 am Reno
      >drunk
      >watching poker table with 6 or 7
      >one says "come on in, your moneys good here
      >guffaws all around
      >buy in $100
      >first hand all in
      >win
      >3rd hand put guy all in, queens and 10s
      >he pulls $100 out of his wallet and slaps it on the table
      >didnt even know you could do that
      >ok Im all in too I guess
      >win, he didn't have shit
      >he goes ballistic
      >jumps out of chair screaming at me
      >calling me everything under the sun
      >gesturing and raving like a madman
      >thought he was going to attack at one point
      >his buddy calms him down
      >he is seething with rage
      >says "keep calling with Qs and 10s, keep doing it"
      >I say OK and give him dumb grin
      >2 hours later
      >put rest of table to bed
      >end up making $700 profit then leaving
      >he is still sitting there raging
      >bought a case of corona, woke buddy up at dawn and drank them swimming in hotel pool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 am Milwaukee
        >wasted on peppermint schnapps
        >try to call Hotel Hilton at Tangier, Morocco
        >wonder if that's what you want to do with your life

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice fictional story

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comfy story bro.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Tilly? How have I never noticed that before

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, her breasts? She's always had them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lovely pair and a lovely lady.
        I hate the fact the world is no longer producing Tilly's.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he called a raise with a queen ten honey..

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this scene solely because this guy had a crazy look in his eyes. The eyes of addicted gambler and a child that pulled a prank and knows he did wrong but still talks back.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who was in the wrong?
    https://youtube.com/shorts/eDrCc_Qcsj4?feature=shared

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't just bluff in poker. That's not cool.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bro that's not a bluff. You can't pull that shit outside of casual games. You try that shit at a private game or a casino and your ass is getting banned. Seen a lot of rich buttholes try this shit in LA and they can't find a table that will have them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't pull that shit outside of casual games
        It was a casual game. Jennifer Tilly was there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Someone angling you. Pros should be above that shit.

        it wasn't even a real angle shoot, he wasn't fake betting or hiding his chips, Phil is just a dumbass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what you're talking about

          why would someone go all-in at a high-stakes poker game pre-flop without looking at their cards? How fricking gullible do you have to be to believe that?

          You ever played high stakes Poker before? There is a sense of community and trust and Tony fricked himself out of both by doing this. Yes he still plays but good luck finding a private circuit he's still allowed in

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            by doing what? Telling someone he didn’t look at the cards before going all-in pre-flop? Oh jeez, what a dirty move… It’s not different than any other bluff. Phil had zero risk analysis the entire game, not just against Tony G. He spent several minutes deciding on whether to call against a fricking amateur, clearly putting him under a lot of pressure to call out a possible bluff. You would notice that Tony G only banters against show offs like Phil and treats amateur players with respect.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't that one and done thing you idiot. It's was the straw that broke the camels back. Dude was well known for treating Tampa as his personal playground for testing new angles in addition to the bullshit he has been pulling overseas for years. Once everyone saw him pull the iTs JuSt pOker shit ON AIR it all but cemented his rep

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lying isn't against the rules, literally what's the problem?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hit and runs aren't against the rules either but try that shit a few times and then see how many invites you get. There's rules and then there's culture.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the culture of poker is telling everyone the truth all the time

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Seasoner Slayer is so cute.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A man of culture.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The term hit and run in poker describes a situation where a player wins big shortly after joining a cash game then leaves immediately afterwards.
                Sounds based

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obligated to stay after getting up?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but it's fine at a casino. If you do it at home games tho you're gonna get labelled as "that guy" and if you do it twice you're probably not gonna be invited back. Especially since these people are always nits.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                morons get mad if they dont get a chance to ‘win their chips back’ even though they can just beat one of the other players instead for the exact same result

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh culture
                >muh etiquette
                It’s a fricking game, you uptight c**t. And no, this isn’t comparable to hit&run in any way. He didn’t do anything sleazy like raising and then backing off to say he called instead. He did the exact same thing throughout the game: rarely folded, bluffed aggressively, lied about his cards, etc. You are supposed to know your opponent instead of thinking that every player is part of a mindless hivemind with le culture. Phil should have recognized that Tony G is prone to bluffing and bullshitting his opponents and counteracted accordingly. Instead, he cried like a little girl about it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            calm down phil, i’m still allowed into more private games than you are

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would someone go all-in at a high-stakes poker game pre-flop without looking at their cards? How fricking gullible do you have to be to believe that?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I ever played Poker for actual money I kept pissing off everyone at the table because I kept doing things frowned upon. I held my cards like I was playing Go Fish, I went to take a leak when I was dealer and generally didn't take it very seriously. They didn't like that. I had no idea it was so serious though if I had I wouldn't have bothered.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This goes for most things. If you play a game or do anything with a set of rules and you keep thinking you’re above the rules just because it’s a casual game, the other participants will obviously get annoyed with you

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Booba :p

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game did he tell him they were playing?
    lying is cheating in my book.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So if you have have pocket aces and I say "Anon, do you have a good hand?" you would say yes?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would say that I'm not required to answer your questions about my card hand.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that’s called a style of play
          it has its advantages, but you cannot bait someone by being an autistic shut it. Tony G has a very aggressive style of play and was able to lure in most players for large pots, even if he lost hard on some of them

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony G is brash and aggressive and it's his style. He can be the only person at the table talking smack. Some of the other guys like Daniel will gang up on Phil or other guys they feel it's popular to be buttholes towards, but will never be the only person at the table to needle his opponents.

    Same with how they play against amateurs, Phill and Tony G will openly try and fleece them and as a result pick up a bad rep. Meanwhile Niggranu will act all nice but make most of his money from amateurs. Also there hasn't been a bigger asslicker of Phil Ivey, like ever. Bro is seriously pathetic - literally notice me senpai

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