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Snow Latinx and the seven Bipocs
Hansel and Gretel but they're one person who's intersex
>dwarfs are taller humani
what college film is this?
Are you an idiot? It's Snow white and the seven dwarfs!
Only she's not white. And they're not dwarfs. And there's eight of them.
just make it porn instead of a family movie and the circle of corruption is complete. might as well go all in and parody themselves.
Chuddy didn't have a good night of sleep it seems
>Chuddy didn't have a good night of sleep it seems
>star in good remake of West Side Story
>get career basically thrown in the dumpster by next film
she probably has a voodoo doll of Peter Dinklage on her bedside table.
No White and the Seven Tickets Sold
>Snow Brown and the 8 diversity hires
You prick that was my joke from yesterday
>There really are 8 of them...
Is this how they get away with it? It's not really a Snow White movie because there's an extra dwarf?
the illegal alien and the seven Black folk
This is it, right? This is the one where people finally say stop. You can make Ariel black and get away with it even though some people got angry, but you can't chance both Snow White AND the seven dwarves. Not to mention the actress being a total b***h.
They didn't get away with Little Merquanda. This is the one that is going to bring them back, Chuds.
>gayer Jean Marais
>meth Tyrion
>Tim Pool in a wig
>Eric André as Jimmy Hendrix
>the local Ren Fair rapist
>Matubu and Mababa the savanna twins
>George
>Browner than White and the 7 people experiencing manletism
Is that Dinkle? Did he pressure the film not to hire midges and then make him the only working midge on set?
COUNT THE NUMBER OF DWARVES!!!!!
i think one of them is supposed to be the prince
Dirt brown and the 7 vertically challenged folx
>why is disney going bankrupt?
Sandy Beige and the Seven Neopronouns.
why are their eyes closed and why are some of them grimacing?
you just outed yourself as having never been outside on a sunny day
Am I the only mf over the age of 5 that doesn't care about Snow fricking white? what's all the drama, are y'all middle schoolers?
no one cares about snow white, morono. they're annoyed by israeliteywood blatantly pandering to troony leftists and repeatedly taking European folklore and castrating it to make it woke and globohomosexual approved
Snow White was made for adults and most people that really care about it a boomer women. zoomers and little kids are too ADD riddled to care about snow white and other older disney films.
>It's the most important political statement of a generation
>But stop taking kids movies so seriously y'alllllllllllllllll
Kids are easy to brainwash and also the future.
Unlike kids we can see the warning signs of what ~~*they*~~ are trying to do and someone has to take responsibilty to say now is enough.
thanks to disney, parents are now more aware about their propaganda bullshit so for their future movies to succeed, they now have to be liked by the parents first
>even porn parodies look better than woke snow and the committee of representation
>edgy rammstein videoclips from the 90s are better at adapting disney than disney itself in 2023
AHHHHHHHHHH ENOUGH OF THIS CLOWN WORLD SHIT MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Idc tbh It's just Snow fricking White, it's for 5yr olds
This looks like something you'd see on public domain TV at like 1 AM.
Mudcolor and the eight creatures of diverse height
in that setting they look like visitors from far away
>only one midge
They running short.
Carlos you mother fricker. I told you if I saw you on my boards again I would gauge your God damn eyes out
Shit Brown and the Seven c**ts
>Shitty Chinese ripoffs are now better than official Disney products
What a time to be alive.
At this point they won't even name it "Snow White", as it would be too controversial
if I was in ''charge'', meaning I could change some things about the movie, obviously not the woke race swap because that's decided by the committee, I think I would change her name as a desperate attempt to sell the movie as a completely different take on the snow white story, maybe even taking elements from several princess to make it even more different, that way disney could trick some people into watching it and when it fails, it can be presented as too experimental.
the way they're doing it, leaving the original names with the casting changes feels like a parody and like with the recent peter pan and wendy, it appeals to no one and it will be a disaster.
Person and the 7 persons
8 People
One of them doesn't identify xiself as a living organism
Their style suggests 1970s post-hippies. At any rate, I can't wait for everyone to blame racism for the movie flopping after Zegler went and ran her mouth.
Bown cokehead and the ESG band.
She's gone from chicanox to off-white quickly. She'll be a WASP by the time of release.
reminds me of
Was it really that difficult to find 7 dwarven actors?
To be fair the real dwarves could have been behind the couch or something, they are easy to miss.
Blame that dwarf from GOT, thanks to him other dwarf actors were banned from participating in this movie.
No. Several dwarf actors said they would have loved to play these roles, but Tyrion stopped them.
man i don't think "dwarven" is the correct way to describe little people, but it should be
Little people sounds worse than dwarf lol
Dwarf seems respectful and honorable while little people is dismissive and condescending
the olympics for little people is literally called dwarf games.
>mud brown and the seven californians, and a dwarf
Mud Brown and the 7 mystery meats
Holy frick this looks terrible. Like far worse than even their other live action garbage.
Wetback brown and the seven transients:
Queery
Niggy
Noggy
Pirate
homosexual
Super Fly
and Justin Whang
aren't these just typical hipsters from Brooklyn?