>if you choose to wear the bare minimum(15), okay, but we encourage people to wear more than that
He actually kinda had a good point.
Office Space : Flair
>if you choose to wear the bare minimum(15), okay, but we encourage people to wear more than that
He actually kinda had a good point.
If my pay is not commensurate with my effort, why would I put forth more than the bare minimum?
>If my pay is not commensurate with my effort, why would I put forth more than the bare minimum?
because you took the job, knowing full well the pay structure, the work requirements and the company structure
I swear to GOD
you zoomer homosexuals ALL over-value your contribution
you all feel like youre the most valuable asset in the world, even when youre shuffling receipts and taking orders at a fricking resturante
>because you took the job, knowing full well the pay structure, the work requirements and the company structure
None of those are being breached by doing the bare minimum.
and the hiring manager willingly hired me
now deal with it
>fires you
>because you took the job, knowing full well the pay structure, the work requirements and the company structure
the work requirements are LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE BARE MINIMUM.
THIS IS WHAT I AGREED TO WHEN I SIGNED.
I'm also 34 and probably your fricking boss's boss you moron
I hate boomers so much it's unreal.
See this and run, take you life and live it elsewhere. The way this is written is insane, it assumes it's arguing the logistics of a day off to no one.
It’s clearly a fricking joke you schizo
many a true thing are said in jest. worked enough different places where stuff is said like this as a joke but when you get down to it, it's not actually a joke but a core tenet.
>i know its a joke but sometimes jokes are true so by that logic all jokes are obviously not jokes jokes arnt real man open your third eye
Take your meds
being unable to understand subtext and how jokes reveal actual attitudes is a symptom of mental or social disability anon. if you get a formal diagnosis it may be easier to access the tools you need to do better in life. make an appointment with a psychiatric doctor please.
Shes a waitress. Her pay is entirely dependent on effort
>doing the bare minimum
>expecting to somehow be paid more
Stay bitter, poor, and working dead-end jobs until you're 80, zoomers. Maybe before you're 30 you'll hopefully realize that "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" is actually good advice that works if you put in a little effort. A little effort goes a very long way. And if that extra effort isn't being noticed, go work somewhere that does. Its so simple to understand its moronic.
>I should do more work for free
Yeah, nah.
>Doesn't understand the concept of delayed gratification and future rewards.
This is why you're poor, and you likely have an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. You are legitimately moronic by comparison.
Stay poor and mad at your shitty job until you're old and decrepit. I don't care.
>If I work myself harder for nothing they'll surely promote me instead of using me as a pack mule
Yeah, nah.
You know you're not locked into your one shitty job out of literally millions of other jobs, moron?
>Just work harder for free at a job that offers no career progression, you can just go somewhere else and work harder for free
Yeah, nah.
I love trolling like this it really is the best go to for people who just want (You)s
Only problem is it dies down after a few
I'm glad that you're having a good time. However, life is trolling you, because I'm making more money than you just from shitting and playing on my phone for 10 minutes than you do slaving away all day doing the 'bare minimum job requirements'.
Give up man, it's not just zoomers, it's everybody. Even in difficult jobs it's so easy to stand out just by applying yourself.
The rewards are worth it in the right job,
But even fast food, if you just get competent you can basically make your own hours, get away with way more than other employees, get a raise, or become the shift leader and get free food. You'll actually keep the resturaunt customers happy and the job less stressful it all adds up. Nobody is saying stay late and clean when you don't have to, just literally work when there is work to be done efficiently instead of like a toddler putting his toys away who wastes 20 minutes pouting and trying to get out of it, instead of trading 2 min to do it and getting to get ice cream right after.
>if you work harder every day, then we'll give you a raise or a promotion, trust me bro
She was prime Jen Aniston she didn’t need flair her ass and breasts were the flair
she never had a prime. she's always been mid.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Friends was popular with women because none of the females were attractive.
Your posts just keep getting progressively more moronic.
I think you're a woman. A fat one.
>you’re a woman if you don’t like woman-brained things, like sitcoms
lol?
Agreed
Guys, why hasn't noone told me office spaces are just filled with women and gay people?
Half the people on Cinemaphile are NEETs, so they probably have no frame of reference.
it's so awful having to go to work everyday and all you see are shitty female and gays talking about their shitty lives.
It's always pregnancy or newborn everyday
It depends in which field you're working in. I'm in finance and it's mostly guys here.
Same for my friend in IT.
Which is yours?
consulting here (big 4), its a 50/50 mix. the men are usually the competent ones you can rely on, however (pajeets aside)
law, it's 90% female
>professional arguing
>full of women
You should have seen that coming.
Because they aren't. You've just got a persecution fantasy stuck in your head.
If your "encouragement" were financial, I could actually afford more flair.
Childhood is thinking he was a prick, adulthood is knowing you should always try your best and not do the bare minimum.
Pay the bear minimum get bare minimum work.
then you'll get replaced with someone who's willing to work to a higher standard
These people don't exist anymore. Millenials and zoomers aren't going to go the extra mile every day because they've vaguely been assured a raise or managerial position.
Oh no! Some crappy diner replaced me. Whatever shall I do?
Diner?
A diner
A diner?
No, I will get replaced by someone who robs them blind and double drops every other check instead of just doing the bare minimum for bare minimum pay.
The inceltrepeneur appears
>the boot licker reveals himself
you'll be let go the first sign of a downturn all the same
corporations don't deserve your loyalty, they show you none.
nice try Noseberg
Fork over the cash and only then I'll wear your silly badges
>Paying only minimum wage
>Expecting more than the bare minimum
Or maybe just call out nonsense and make the world a better place.
https://www.cinemablend.com/new/TGI-Fridays-Got-Rid-Flair-Because-Office-Space-43515.html
>There will be TGI Fridays' employees out there that aren't aware of what a great service Mike Judge has done for them
tgifridays went out of business
a lot of customers were like me and said "no flair, no dine"
>tgifridays went out of business
What? No it didn't.
Frick off, cornball bullshit like wearing "flair" is purely a humiliation ritual for conditioning compliance in wagecattle
if i was having an extraordinarily bad day and was thinking suicide and worked at walmart I would make my way to the front, turn around and blow my brains out in front of all those people. The funny thing is I bet that has happened before.
Is there any repercussions for me to get a job at Walmart and see how long I can get away with showing up to only clock in and leave then come back to clock out but not actually work
They would probably be able to charge you with some form of fraud if they wanted but I say go for it and report back because that sounds pretty funny. You’d have to make it through initiation and at least work a handful of actual days to get the ball rolling and keep up appearances though or else you’d be found out immediately and your position couldn’t be something like a cashier, it would have to be something along the lines of a stocker.
Probably not worth it, would just frick with your work history.
"I see you worked at Walmart, mind if we call the manager?"
I know Mike Judge was only 29 when he started making film/animation but he must have had a lot of shit jobs in those years between college and filmmaking. He has a real understanding of shitty work environments and the sort of bureaucratic bullshit and people adhering to it that comes with them.
I worked in a shitty office admin job for a couple of years and the "TPS report" scene literally happened to me in my first week. I unknowingly put the wrong colour of batch header on a bundle of invoices and had three separate bosses bring it up. Thank god I escaped that place.
This is gonna fall upon deaf ears but whatever. You have to put in effort in your work and get good at what you're tasked to do.when you get good at what you do flow state will kick in and it'll make your job a whole lot easier and make the day go faster. When you want to work, you'll be in control instead hoping for god to make the day be easier for you, get good so you MAKE IT Easy. I get it, you don't want to work too hard for no extra pay. You don't want to help your israelite boss or you israelite company anymore than you want to. I used to champion the blue collar motto "if you're not doing the bare minimum, you're doing someone else's job". That attitude fricked me up more that I ever thought it would. I was miserable constantly because I always wanted things to be easy. And when things were easy, I wanted it to be even easier, there was no end to it. I was developing a Black person mindset. Don't get the section you want for that shift, you'll be enraged and it'll eat at you all day. Don't want to mop the floors? You'll just push it off until you can't anymore and then you mull on over do a half ass job when you could've gotten it over with earlier in five fricking minutes. Just do your fricking job and stop whining, you know what you signer up for, you're only hurting yourself. Shift this attitude and you'll maybe get a better job, or at least find some peace.
Tl;dr: Being lazy and doing the whole bare minimum thing will frick your mind up tenfold and basically you'll just become an entitled Black person in the end.
Indubitably I do declare that is one FINE broken buck! I say, one day I might have the inclination to even let you work in the house. Now back to the fields with you boy. Keep up the good work!
JUST WEAR THE DAMN FLAIR, CHUDS.
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the israelites wear.
Unless you are working directly for the owner of a company, working harder is only going to hurt you. Best case scenario you end up doing other people's work, worst case you are fired so that the people who work less aren't.
i always go above and beyond at the job. thats why i dont need a job any more.
of course i probably should get a job again its just hard now i guess
>I'm gonna need to cum inside your girlfriend tomorrow, mmkay?