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Some of y’all was talking Big Shit. And I was shaking my head at you, but I also remembered to save the receipts.

If you said any variation of the nonsense below, please go leave and don’t ever waste our time again. You clearly don’t know shit about how the film industry works.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse than shills
      it's people so fricking new this is their first "big" movie release on Cinemaphile

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had a $500M+ marketing budget.
    At $1B they have marginally broken even and have a successful movie.
    Bravo to those crafty israelites.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope everlasting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof? Or did u pull that out of ur ass

        Absolute copium. Trump is going to jail get over it Chud.

        hi reddo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's cool.

          Tump still lost tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof? Or did u pull that out of ur ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute copium. Trump is going to jail get over it Chud.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it will make 1.5 billion
      czechm80 chuds

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > lets have a thread about a childrens doll movie

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing Cinemaphile fumble on their words.
    I don't even like Barbie that much and in fact I think it's the most overrated movie from this decade.

    But then seeing a bunch of smart ass, know it all, go woke go broke bros fumble is a sight to see.
    Keep coping gay.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme:

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jews profit immensely from pushing filth and perversion
    >somehow this makes it a good film
    Funny how you leftoid wienersuckers are always bragging about record corporate profits. Really making Marx proud.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists can't stop sucking corporate wiener.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le_happy_bootlicker.jpg

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's because of the shills that i'm a virgin
    I'll buy a drink with these WB dollars, and I'll toast you to remain chaste.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of it probably came from people wanting to see it just because of how bizarre and wtf is this about it is. Then Barbie fans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it because of Ken

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we know you are out of touch with normal society

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You REALLY like gay wiener. Go back.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie:
    >M-maybe both men and women can have problems fitting into society sometimes

    /tv/
    >WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE TRANNIES AND MUH BLACK ARIEL

    Essentially that's it really. No further explanation necessary, it's a movie marketed towards women that isn't a romcom.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero polls of paper or electronic ballots had Biden higher then 70-ish percent, including in the bluest territories in the country
      >Counting stops late on election day
      >mail-in ballots are counted and added to the counts at like 2am
      >dozens of polling locations report baskets with 98-99% Biden votes, a phenomenon which didn't happen ANYWHERE with paper or electronic ballots, but with mail-ins counted overnight, there were several instances

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile loved barbie, even after everyone discovered there was a troony and it was a girl power movie, Cinemaphile was still excited and loved it. Then like a week after release something changed and

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer was clearly the better film worth anyone's time outside of memes

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is ALWAYS wrong.

    We're literally dumb as frick and have no clue about the outside world.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunkerchan raid thread

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do it already

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It did better than I expected but I always figured it would make a healthy profit.
    The franchise is too popular and the target audience too dumb for it not to make a profit.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these jokes have probably gotten some to actually kill themselves
    always a good laugh

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is literally always wrong

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was in all of those threads and i saiud the same thing each time and you didnt put me in the screencap
    i wonder why
    could it be because i know that people arent going to the movies anymore, and measuring gross profit of an inflated currency does not reflect that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee it's almost as if the industry is recovering from some sort of major world event between 2020 and 2022..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the stats literally show the peak TWENTY YEARS BEFORE THAT
        every year since 2002, the movies have taken L after L after L
        just because covid was a spectacular loss for them doesnt take away their original decline

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus that steep drop-off is horrendous

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >covid crisis
        >general strike 2 years later
        imagine the seethe of the companies kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if COVID was invented in lab to create a hard factory reset of Hollywood?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    to all who watch this movie, have a nice day. everytime i hear about it makes my blood boil. the world just don't understand men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are not Kenough

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMM BOYS

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can anyone see these iconic shots months before and NOT deduce that the movie will be a fricking smash hit
    what were u smoking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already looked like a camp movie, like Austin Powers. With the talent attached, only morons thought it would flop.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds will bend over backwards to pretend the movie isn't woke now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a mixed message

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based factsbro. Casuals, political or otherwise, are already posting about this movie in every website they can. How can the industry not frick about entirely about this success?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all

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