official 'nam movies ranking

Deer hunter>full metal jacket

[...]

hill>apocalypse now>(massive power gap)>platoon

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deer Hunter is one of the top ten strangest movies I've ever seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yet another poor soul gigafiltered by the wedding sequence
      Sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        couldnt you have waited a little longer for a better post to crack open your moronic "filtered" canned response you were waiting to use
        that guy didnt even say anything negative

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FILTERED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't try to stop me Smee

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it could be a little shorter and it would still be effective

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Full Metal Jacket suck lol, the sets are godawful. It looks like it was filmed in a parking lot. All because Kubrick was too pussy to fly.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i’ll just list them from worse to best and bait these frickers kek

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait Deer Hunter is about Vietnam? I thought it was about someone hunting deer and it sounded gay so I never watched it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A significant chunk of the movie is about deer hunting, but more than that, it's about friendship.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more about the friends we made along the way (to hunting deer (it's a metaphor))

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The deer isn't exactly a metaphor for friendship. It's a metaphor for our connection to the past. De Niro's refusal to shoot the deer represents his refusal to give up on his lost friends.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Full metal jacket, apocalypse now, and platoon are first equal. Deer hunter is boring my guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      deer hunter takes some time to get going but when you finish it and look back at the beginning you know why it had to start this slow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >FMJ
      Very good but big discrepancy in quality between halves (second is better than the first significantly)
      >apocalypse now
      DUDE LSD LMAOOOO and pretentious as hell
      >platoon
      Overly melodramatic mess, climax feels mid asf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize its illegal to post here if youre under 18 right?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Apocalypse Now in 4th

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    apocalypse now is better than hamburger hill or full metal jacket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hamburger Hill is just a racial justice lecture disguised as a war movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's preachy as frick, but it's based on an actual battle. Like Platoon, they inserted fake drama for their agenda, but at least Hamburger Hill actually happened. Platoon was melodramatic claptrap by Stone. Entertaining, sure.

        Full Metal Jacket is better in the source material. The book is in three acts - the two halves of the movie (the second half veers away in the movie in a big way), and the third act is dark as frick when Joker shoots Cowboy, after being assigned to his company. THAT would have made a hardcore as frick movie, and Kubrick pussied the frick out with the actual story of Joker and the other characters, like the captain who goes insane and attacks a NVC base with a bb gun, or Rafter Man getting run over by a truck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does Joker shoot Cowboy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's dying, after getting shot by a sniper, and can't shoot himself.

            Get the PDF here:

            https://msuweb.montclair.edu/~furrg/i2l/shorttimers.pdf

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Apocalypse Now
    2. Full Metal Jacket
    3. Deer Hunter
    4. Platoon

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No Boys In Company C

    It's like you've only watched whatever is on Netflix.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypse Now
    Full Metal Jacket
    Platoon
    Deer Hunter
    Rescue Dawn

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wedding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Apocalypse Now the one that keeps playing that same song every time something dramatic happens? How much did that song cost them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's platoon. And it sucks, I hope it cost them a lot

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. FMJ
    2. Hamburger hill
    3. Platoon
    4. Apocalypse Now
    5. Boys in company C
    6. Deer hunter
    7. Good morning vietnam
    8. The odd angry shot
    9. Born on the 4th of july
    10. Casualties of war
    11. Rescue dawn
    12. Coming home
    13. We were soldiers
    14. Bat 21
    15. Heaven and Earth
    16. Green berets
    17. Flight of the intruders
    18. battle of long tan
    I say Killing fields would be my third, but thas not a vietnam war film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Set in Louisiana, but in spirit, it's a 'nam movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Battle of Long Tan ranked so low?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't bad but just generic and kind off forgettable

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go Tell the Spartans is an underrated one

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barnes did nothing wrong

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