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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 100 years some guy is gonna kill his wife, and when the police come to question him about her disappearance, a Chris Watts documentary will start playing on his TV

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is a possible collision of events

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shannan had Munchausen by proxy which usually manifests itself these days as forced transition of young children. Chris usually refers to them as “the kids” rather than as girls. Chris may have killed his sons as a mercy killing knowing Shenan had already caused serious mental damage to them but knew in todays world a triple murder was more likely to be successful than trying to detransition the boys post divorce.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You people are legitimately insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dispute it
        https://www.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/comments/135vp8d/the_distance_she_was_willing_to_go/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im not disputing anything. Its just insane that anyone spends time coming up with this shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://youtube.com/shorts/a5FVxKUZgqg?feature=shared
            Yep, there was definitely absolutely nothing weird going on with the woman who took her daughter's rectal temperatures so often that they would imitate it with toys and do shit like this in public (and she'd just sit there filming it for Facebook). Nothing sus at all, nossir.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >girl is literally shouting "UP MY BOOTY!" while essentially jerking off in public
              holy frick man these people were weird

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hey chris

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't think leddit of all places would have the guts to shit on shao kahn. would have thought you'd get banned for that kind of talk on there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit is based now?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that whole sub is absolutely crazy. they despise shannan. genuine mentally ill people. it’s great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, Nicole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their daughters are so god damn ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Munchausen's stuff doesn't get talked about enough. I guarantee it was a big factor in him deciding to throw the whole thing out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Munchausen by proxy
      How is that different from Munchausen Syndrome?

      I googled before asking Cinemaphile. And Munchausen by proxy was renamed Factitious disorder. So question #2: why rename it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you asking me frickface?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Munchausen Syndrome is a mental illness when you believe falsely in having an illness yourself, Munchausen by proxy is when you believe falsely that someone else connected to you has an illness, happens most often with mothers towards their children.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's specifically NOT that they think they have the disease- it's that they're feigning having the disease for attention. People with Munchausen's will often pretend to have cancer or MS, and in patients with Munchausen's by proxy they'll often pretend their kids/elderly parents have those diseases. The ruses get pretty elaborate- there was some girl who was recently released from jail for killing her mother, who had been poisoning her and keeping her ill so that she could parade her around as a having a host of medical conditions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are not his children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To have ugly kids must be wild.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/a5FVxKUZgqg?feature=shared
      Yep, there was definitely absolutely nothing weird going on with the woman who took her daughter's rectal temperatures so often that they would imitate it with toys and do shit like this in public (and she'd just sit there filming it for Facebook). Nothing sus at all, nossir.

      The problem with schizos like you is that you shield all your shitty narratives with "some parts are true therefore all of it is true"
      There are a set of objective facts about this situation that are simply indisputable
      >took her daughter's rectal temperatures so often that they would imitate it with toys and do shit like this in public
      What you just replied in the quoted post is fine so far, that is an objective fact that happened with proof and can't be proven wrong
      >Nothing sus at all, nossir
      You want to speculate? That's fine too, asking questions or putting certain actions under scrutiny is fine

      The issue arises in once you've gathered all the facts you jump off the deep end from any reasonable speculation to pure mental gymnastics
      The only objective facts here are the mom did certain things involving her daughter in regards to believing there to be a certain disorder and kept at it for awhile, facts end there
      Now, we can reasonably speculate why she did that and what was the motivation as well, but at the end of the day all that is, is speculation
      Call it weird if you want, which most would agree is weird but to go on and armchair diagnose is just crazy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The issue arises in once you've gathered all the facts you jump off the deep end from any reasonable speculation to pure mental gymnastics
        where does he "jump off the deep end"? i think it all seems pretty reasonable if you ask me. shan'ahn also fell for an anal related MLM scheme. "schizo" conspiracies are unironically more logical than a family man suddenly murdering his entire family for no good reason whatsoever. chris watts was the "yes honey" meme until he got mind broken. simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      such a sad story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its so weird to be in a relationship with someone and then spill your relationship troubles to randos online publicly
        you're supposed to be a team and she just very casually airs out their marital issues over facebook chats to her friends

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women share that shit like its nothing, they have also discussed your penis size, weird shit you do in bed, etc. etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn’t randos. that was a text to her best friend. all women and men do this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all women and men do this.

            When I was in a committed relationship I didn't do this, because I had the foresight to know its not a good idea to shittalk someone you get into the same bed as at night

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          women talk to their friends about their sex life all the time, in intimate detail. If you have a gf, you can bet her close friends know exactly how big your wiener is and how well you use it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good i want my gf’s friends to know about my giant dick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bump

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this nutjob that spams these threads about this ancient family annihilator every day? This is old news. Who the frick cares.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How good was Sha'naa'aan's pussy? She was a crazy woman, but I suspect she was probably a dead fish in bed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good enough to bust in multiple times even though he hated her. I know the type. Chubby, big breasts, but pretty face. Brunette blue eyes. They have insane sloppy wet pink pussies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she had just given up her Chocolate Starfish Chris wouldn't have had to frick around. Honestly it's her fault.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are ya Thrivin’, wife?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like one of those women who smell like milk and other dairy goods. Not good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        listening to her voice would make me want to murder her and my entire family as well, can't really blame him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My gf also has the most annoying voice. What should I do?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turn out he was an ass man, so it doesn't matter.

        Need her breasts in my mouth. Frick you chris

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turn out he was an ass man, so it doesn't matter.

        Even knowing she's insane, I'd still blow daily loads inside of her. That body type drives me nuts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not anywhere near as good as a nice, tight, stinky, poop filled butthole. Pussy just can't compete.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn out he was an ass man, so it doesn't matter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think she was Dead Bedrooming Chris?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope he was doing that to her

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can see how burned his face is from the searing nuggets

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can you SLEEP when our marriage is falling apart?!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris is innocent and only looked up nearby volcanos because he was a huge fan of puckered openings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit haven't seen one this good before.
      >he only googled the distance to the moon because it reminded him of an ass he could plow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unfathomable how fricking dumb this guy is.
      >How do I get rid of my wife and kids? I know, I'll throw them into a volcano!
      is literally an infantile thought process. Then when he finds out the nearest volcano is too far to drive to, he disposes of the bodies at his own fricking workplace.
      He should have claimed a mental disability at trial to try to get himself into a mental institution instead of prison. Might have actually worked.

      >you can't google volcanos because they're cool and lava is cool

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unfathomable how fricking dumb this guy is.
    >How do I get rid of my wife and kids? I know, I'll throw them into a volcano!
    is literally an infantile thought process. Then when he finds out the nearest volcano is too far to drive to, he disposes of the bodies at his own fricking workplace.
    He should have claimed a mental disability at trial to try to get himself into a mental institution instead of prison. Might have actually worked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the looney bin is way worse than prison. He would still be locked up for life, but instead of being surrounded by somewhat normal criminals he is now surrounded by batshit insane criminals and is pumped full of paych meds. If he wasn't insane when going in, he'll become insane from the conditions. Getting locked up for mental issues instead of normal prison being better is a meme from movies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the looney bin is way worse than prison. He would still be locked up for life, but instead of being surrounded by somewhat normal criminals he is now surrounded by batshit insane criminals and is pumped full of paych meds. If he wasn't insane when going in, he'll become insane from the conditions. Getting locked up for mental issues instead of normal prison being better is a meme from movies

      the only exception is dodging the death penalty, since they cant execute the mentally insane

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, stop. This just makes me sad to think about. Why are you so obsessed over it?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shanaan had a perfect mommy body

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do some Chris Watts threads stay up while others get deleted? what's the catch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're kino

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Shan wife, mother of his children
    Frick Chris. He had it all

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the anon considering film school, just kill your whole family for an 1-way ticket to kino.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gays got me to actually watch something on this murder.
    Serious question, is Chris Watt’s moronic?
    >You would have to be extremely stupid to take the polygraph if you are guilty.
    Proceeds to take the polygraph

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you have to realize he was playing a role. He was pretending to be the father who would do anything to find his family. If you say no the spotlight is instantly on you, he had to pretend he’d do anything to find them. No dad looking for his family would refuse that if he was innocent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > No dad looking for his family would refuse that if he was innocent.
        Wrong, if you are being questioned by the police, you are a suspect and should have a lawyer with you. And no lawyer will let you take the polygraph test.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of course we know that. normie morons like Chris have no idea what they’re doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Polygraphs are just a bullshit psyche tool. They're inadmissible in court because they have a proven level of inaccuracy, which also means that 'failing' one means nothing. It makes you more suspicious to refuse a polygraph as a 'victim' than to accept and fail it from the police's perspective

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it’s purely a police trap. pass or fail only matters in them leveraging a fail against you to make you admit to something.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had a good job and they were in so much god damn debt. But when you see the cop go through their mcmansion they hardly have anything worth showing off. Having a sick wife and kids is literally cancer.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE LAUGH LOVE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am Happy
      Genuinely happy people don't go writing affirmations to their happiness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Woohoo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women do stupid shit like this?

      If you want to be rich go get a job as a software dev or a lawyer instead of making shitty motivational boards and falling for MLM scams

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was inevitable

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're in hell

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced men just get married because they don't want to be socially viewed as losers.

    Then they spend the rest of their years slowly realising they hate their wives, watching them get fatter, lazier and more passive aggressive towards them. Then they have kids and silently seethe as their wives force them to make bad financial decisions "as a team" through "compromise", knowing that if they ever tried to break free through divorce that they'd get the short end of the stick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some marriages are good
      https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/69t3YnI7H6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a great video.

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