>OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT "IT" IS! >it's literally nothing

>OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT "IT" IS!
>it's literally nothing

Thanks for wasting my time buttholes

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're welcome

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did mootykins put his wiener in that?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S IT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      turns out its black people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a cat or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S IT

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being filtered by an A24 film.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it on purpose. We've been watching Capekino and telling you it's bad this whole time while we trick you into watching Soislop

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife an I joke about how bad this movie was almost every time we watch a movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and your wife are perfect for each other.
      That's not a compliment.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember seeing the trailer and thinking surely it was gonna be skinwalker kino. I was incredibly disappointed to find out it was yet another "the le real monsters are humans" post-vague-apocalypse schlock we've seen a million times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the le real monsters are human
      That is true though, for much reasons.
      The world would have been so much better if we had never existed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tips fedora

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me why we are not the le monsters. You literally can't, b***h

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of us are and some of us do monstrous things but to write off all the inspiring good of humanity is bullshit.
            Every now and then we get a Jeffrey Dahmer but we also get Einstein, Florence Nightingale, George Lucas.
            And the vast majority of us are somewhere in between that just trying to live decent lives giving and receiving happiness with people we love.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're naive as frick. I believed when I was like 7 years old

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think now that you're 8?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Many more beings have been tortured in the name of God or the State than by all serial killers combined

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Without people, the world (Earth, at least) would still be a horrible, nightmarish place where the suffering outweighs the happiness 1000000:1. Every living thing on this planet is stuck in a vortex of endless pain and agony, driven by hardcoded instincts that are designed to torture you if you don't survive.
              Really, we're the only animal that is capable of showing mercy or kindness, or that cares about the suffering of other creatures. Humans may do bad things all the time but those instances are just a failure to rise above the hellscape that we spawned from.

              Both are objectively wrong. Humans may exceed other animals in their sapient capacities, but we also surpass other species on our destructiveness. Many animals cause harm, but we are the most lethal species ever to have inhabited our planet. It is revealing that we do not refer to this superlative property in identifying ourselves. There is ample evidence that we are "homosexual pernicious" (the dangerous, destructive human)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mom's homosexual pernicious

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you and your mom too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh suck a dick homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know it's true and that's why you get mad, troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Without people, the world (Earth, at least) would still be a horrible, nightmarish place where the suffering outweighs the happiness 1000000:1. Every living thing on this planet is stuck in a vortex of endless pain and agony, driven by hardcoded instincts that are designed to torture you if you don't survive.
        Really, we're the only animal that is capable of showing mercy or kindness, or that cares about the suffering of other creatures. Humans may do bad things all the time but those instances are just a failure to rise above the hellscape that we spawned from.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >from the sick and twisted mind of A24...
        >what if humans were.....le bad!?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >.gif

      Some of us still read filetypes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think he didn't do it on purpose, just to screw you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      spooky

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my God! It's it!!!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It Comes at night
    >It never comes
    >and it's only night for a little bit
    Should've named it 'Nothing happens all day'

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont have sex for the cumshot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's right, I don't have sex

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a sickness that comes at night

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen that movie and I don't even remember what it was

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A24 horror film
    >DUDE IT'S ACTUALLY SCARIER IF YOU NEVER SEE THE MONSTER
    >WOAH IT'S A METAPHOR FOR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT'S WAY SCARIER THAN ANY MONSTER

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The scary monster was a metaphor all along
      K I N O

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