Oh boy I sure can't wait for Peter to be beaten up by yet another strong wyman for the 500 billion time in a row.
I think it has been over 10 years since the last time Peter thought a female hero / side character and didn't lose. Also I think Peter has been rescued 3 times more by Mary Jane then the other way around in the last 10 years as well
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I hope your emasculation continues well and you will soon find happiness in transitioning to your true self
>t amazing emasculated spider reader
How long until they give this run the biggest retcon Nuke in comics history?
30+ years. OMD/Brand New Day are still proponent to current Peter's lore. And to a certain extent Sins Past.
Considering they announced the revival of Ultimate slated for January, not much longer
There's also rumors that they'll have Peter commit infanticide as justification for that retcon
>Oh boy I sure can't w-ACK!
some how I knew that this year was going to feature MJ sucker punching Peter as well.
We already say Black cat completely emasculate Peter in some what if venom mini comic as well. Marvel really, really hates white men and only pushes woke shit.
Look at his dick on the last panel
>the problem with this story is Spider-Man won't successfully beat up his girlfriend
This is your brain on /misc/.
>calling out how white male character keep getting rescued or beaten up by women yet never winning fights against female characters and never rescuing female characters means you are pro women beating
got you are so pathetic, seriously have a nice day, there is absolutely no point of people like you existing, you have nothing to say
listen closely now chuddy.
People like you who want Mary Jane to be a weak damsel in distress for Peter to save and then marry him with zero choice and zero competency and zero independence as if she's a helpless princess in a videogame acting like she's an object that somehow belongs to peter and must rely on Peter for everything and cannot exist separately of him
- people like you are who THEY are calling out with this evil peter. It makes sense Mary Jane fight him and prove her independence because pathetic white chinless incels like you and peter are the ones trying to insist she be treated like an object when she is a free and strong woman just like Spider-man or Green-Goblin or any other male spider character.
The problem is the same problem with this whole run. Everything that's happening is specifically because the writer things Peter isn't Peter unless he is perpetually being dumped on by life and suffering. The only reason he's been turned evil is specifically because readers were feeling bad for him because the comic had become The Amazing Paul as far as anyone wss concerned, so they make him an evil petty butthole as though the writer is telling the reader "FRICK YOU, THIS IS YOU, PETER LOSING MJ TO PAUL IS A SUPER POIGNANT AND POWERFUL STORY HOW DARE YOU HATE IT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SPIDER-MAN IS MEANT TO BE"
It's more Peter entering this era where he's never allowed a win than anything regarding gender
>listen closely
I stopped reading there, not gonna waste my time on your pointless comments. like I said have a nice day. tie yourself a rope or jump of a bridge
what does any of that have to do with peter getting rescued or beaten up by women every issue? why can mj be a strong wyman mary sue yet Peter the actually supposed hero of the comic has to be a weak damsel. why is it sexist when it happens to a woman side character but totally fine and "good storytelling" when a white male protagonist is written like that. why is it such a big deal for a white male in a comic to be not a loser and actually be written as better and stronger then a woman for a change instead of the same "women strong, white men weak" agenda again and again and again. like said before Peter constantly gets rescued or beaten up by women yet we never see him rescue women or win fights against female character despite the comic having his hero title on the cover.
MJ’s initial point was to cause friction with whatever love interest Peter had at the time and then later on, she was just the girlfriend/wife.
Yeah buuuuut realistically SpiderMan has more experience with being a hero, he has his spider sense to get him through any luck related bullshit. Best way this battle can end is MJ barely escaping if you want to make it realistic. They won’t though they won’t give Peter a monster moment that would haunt him in later runs. They’ll bullshit it.
The people who read comics like this and post about them like they're surprised it's bad are so sad and pathetic, holy shit. It's dead and it's not coming back, there's no point still b***hing or investing any more of your time in it. Just don't read that trash, leave it behind and move on to manga or young adult novels or something.
It's like a grown man still collecting Pokemon cards because it's all he knows and he's too afraid to try anything new. You need to move on from this, you need to let go of the past so you can grow. You pathetic developmentally stunted cowards make me sick.
I would agree but Cinemaphilemblr keeps insisting that comics are totally not woke and that that woke stuff is totally not the reason why they suck, so pointing it out seems fair
Fanboys are masochists.
People don't read comics anymore, comics are now plaged byc moronic "man cave" colletors and speculators who ruined storytelling to sell 50 types of fricking covers for one single comic and their Funko toys.
I don't know why I keep reading Spider-Man comics when I know they're just going to leave me disappointed at best and annoyed at worst. It's like I'm mashing my dick in a car door with the hope that eventually it'll become a vegana
We have 3 threads already
Issue plot
> Issue starts with norman stuff him reminiscing about being good
> MJ tells paul to leave after the pages, queen goblin does accidentally explain what's going on
> They fight, mj is holding herself up well untill peter brings the goblin gadgets in
> Norman and kraven are doing the ritual again to put the sins in the spear, sins arent peter's untill he actually kills someone
> Before peter can actually do anything more to MJ he asks her why him, she says it wasnt about him or peter but the kids, still has feelings for peter
> Peter fights the goblin in his head for a few seconds before saying that paul's death could be a fresh start for them anyways
> Kraven does the ritual sucssfully puts sins back in norman as norman drops a tear
> Sins leave peter visually as a big goblin like monster and he fals to the ground tired
> MJ goes to ask how he's feeling, peter realizes norman's sacrificed himself
> MJ cnforts him holding his hand slightly (think first movie) before paul comes back
> Issue ends with peter tearfully reading a letter norman gave him de-sinend
> Queen goblin also dissapears out of the water so she's around
>> MJ tells paul to leave after the pages, queen goblin does accidentally explain what's going on
>> They fight, mj is holding herself up well untill peter brings the goblin gadgets in
like clock work, a whtie male character can have decades of experience, super human powers, gadgets and all the advantages in the world any women in the marvel universe even women with no super powers or women with almost no experience fighting will still always easily beat him up
I already now that the comic will do the same lame stuff of only showing peter getting hit without ever landing even single hit on her
>> MJ cnforts him holding his hand slightly (think first movie) before paul comes back
this is honestly the 5 time this year alone Peter has cried like a b***h in the arms of a woman.
>> Peter fights the goblin in his head for a few seconds before saying that paul's death could be a fresh start for them anyways
Here's the main problem to me and why I think they are doing their best to ruin Peter reputation, he should have won against the influence, if it were Miles he would have won easily.
Miles has much stronger willpower than peter
Omd proved this.
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damn, AI is allowed to draw that?
I won't tell if you won't.
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