OH FRICK OFF. This never happened to anyone anywhere ever.
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OH FRICK OFF. This never happened to anyone anywhere ever.
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She's a 5/10 waitress working the midnight shift at some derelict diner in fricking Baltimore, who do you think would be interested in her?
I have seen good people working shitty jobs because they couldn't get a better one due to external circumstances.
It's your job to know if the person in front of you is unlucky or if they work at that job because they just got let out of jail.
Ask questions, use your better judgement.
You can find diamonds in surprising places.
actually she's a 9/10
literally git gud it happens every day dipshit
Last girl 100% was into it
Some kind prostitutes said hi to him. Men are lonely no one's ever nice to them.
Even though prostitutes are evil
Man, the pain in his eyes as the reality of how long it's been since he was their age and in his prime fricking years, it hurts.
its fake
The video might be staged, but that pain is real.
Yes I 100% believe someone spontaneously filmed this and it wasn't staged at all
>he doesn't casually go to the hardware store wearing his "sex instructor" T at the age of 65
okay Mr Taliban
Staged and gay
>tall
>handsome
>deep voice
>drunk, but doesn't matter for a one night stand, only makes him more confident
You're just jealous that it never happened to you
i'm taller than him
post arms
Doesn't matter when you have the authenticity of a Chinese knock off.
I'm drunker than him
post her current pic now
>he doesn't know about sexual tension
you absolutley can sleep with women like this
He loked stoned, probably smelled and could barely talk. In real life his penis wouldn’t work either.
those first two can be a turn on. I know seeing my gf drunk/high makes me want to have my way with her
I just assumed she was a prostitute. Waitresses can have two jobs.
Waitresses can. Prostitutes can't
Oh but it does happen anon. If you're handsome and confident, people act differently towards you. If a guy like that runs into a desperate wiener hungry nympho, she will aggressively persue him. I've seen it happen. These chicks are usually completely insane though.
It could happen in early 2000s. People were in general more open to each other and communicative which means more people around = more connections = more relationships = more chances to have sex. Even some dorks could go to college party and get a lucky drunk blowjob in the bathroom, it literally would just depend on your own confidence. Since the internet became so much more important in our lives and we were introduced to dating online people IRL became hyper hostile to each other. Men hate women, women hate men. Hetero sex is slowly becoming some sort of a taboo topic.
>Men hate women
Based, western prostitutes deserve death
no anon....*smirks evilly* ALL women deserve death, everywhere
It still happens today. I have chad friends who are constantly messaged on social media by women they randomly ran into during the day. The women will look them up on social media and message them asking for dick. These friends literally dont have to put any work into getting pussy it just comes naturally.
Cope ugly
>you can have ANYTHING you want
>hard cut to aggressive anal
Sorry shitbirds, sopranos did spontaneous dinersex better
>dinersex
>sex
dick in shithole is not sex, you will never reproduce that way. It’s masturbation with using an butthole.
You sound like you take dicks in the ass recreationally, but it doesn’t count because it’s not sex.
This is true. Also putting your penis inside of an anus is a disgusting act, even if it's a woman's anus. Butts are for pooping. It's where poop exits the body.
She saw his badge poking out from his belt and her pussy flooded
It truly astounds me that there are people on Cinemaphile who are so fricking socially moronic they don't realize that people just have sex and it's not a big deal and not some huge monumental difficult achievement. It was funny as a joke at first but it's getting pretty tiresome. It is not hard to have sex, and getting a girlfriend is even easier: just don't tell her to go home afterwards.
You gotta be a huge fricking incel to even think this is true.
handsome man has sex with a slampig?
I fricked one of my teachers on a high school trip to Spain. What matters is that you're tall, confident, and that it's a special time of night.
I only see old mexicans working at diners like this
I once saw in a bus some chad tourist talk flawlessly some tourist chick into giving him her phone number just 5 minutes after having met her for the first time.
I was so impressed I actually followed him after he got out of the bus to ask him hiw he did it
then you begged him to let you watch
I remember that and then he pushed your head into the concrete and his head up your bum that was wicked cool
I just asked my mom if this would happen in real life and she didn't want to answer
A girl I worked with approached me at an apartment party and invited me back to her room. I'm basically McNulty.
These two chicks wanted to frick my friend and I pretty much the second they came over
They knew my friend and were absolute turbo bawds tho
It was so much easier to get laid like 10-15 years ago...
Yea getting older sucks
I think getting laid by random women in general was just way easier back then
I can still get laid whenever I want but with my wife...
I’m gonna have sex this year bros I can feel it.
Enjoy
Thank you for your service Anon.
lead up scene
>OH FRICK OFF. This never happened to anyone anywhere ever.
When does season 3 get good?
I binged through S1 and S2 in 2-3 day but can't get into S3.
jannie's gonna be pissed