It's not normal to have dry shit in your arsehole by the way. You're supposed to wash your crack in the shower. It's also not normal to have skidmarks. You need to learn basic hygiene BEFORE you get a gf.
I wish flushable wet wipes existed They're so much better at cleaning than regular dry paper. But who wants to keep a garbage can full of shitty wet wipes?
>But who wants to keep a garbage can full of shitty wet wipes?
unironically turdies how piping is so small they cant throw shit in the shitter or it immediately clogs. So the have trash cans next to the toilet full of shitty paper just stinking up the place
hmmm what does this apocalyptic kino need?? Something to bring in a wider audience. Something fresh, something provocative!
Yeah that's it! A 15 minute hardcore gay sex scene with old hairy men frickign each other's buttholes raw and uncut on camera! Men moaning and shooting loads deep into crusty, hairy buttholes! Cum and shit covered dicks being sucked on like candy canes! We need pure shit smell pumped into every living room to complete the experience!!!
excrement plays a key role in occult sex rituals. you bet some consideration went into this.
the seeds of life and literal waste. not to mention the blood.
being gay is feeding demons, there's a reason why initiation rituals from boys' clubs such as skull and bones require anal sex.
every showing of it is mass initiation.
the average guys, at least in first world countries, aren't walking around with dried up feces stuck on their ass.
it's ok to be be attracted to the same sex. you don't have to force a lie to convince yourself out of getting horny for men. just be yourself, it's ok to be a homosexual.
>didn't have an enema? no anal sex for you! >did you have lunch? no anal sex for you! >no lube? no anal sex for you!
can you imagine a hypersexual homosexual saying any of the above?
there'll always be shit and the love for excrement is always present.
in america you disgusting mongrels walk around with dried crusty shit all day every day because you only clean yourselves with paper instead of a bidet.
Why do you think about gay sex so much?
>don't mind me rubbing my legs, I'm grinding the crust into a fine dust with my thighs this mattress is gonna reek like our love
Is crust sharp? Wouldn't it hurt your weenie?
Not if you use the crust softer 2000 beforehand
After they use the crust brush what happens to the crust particles? Is there a vacuum capture like for sawdust on a good mitre saw?
gee-whiz,gay sex is so complicated.
>be in the zombie apocalypse
>humanity needs rebuilding
>let's have dudes fricking other dudes!
Isn't that scene a flashback to pre-infection?
Yes and no. After the zombie infection but before the pozz.
It's not normal to have dry shit in your arsehole by the way. You're supposed to wash your crack in the shower. It's also not normal to have skidmarks. You need to learn basic hygiene BEFORE you get a gf.
I wish flushable wet wipes existed They're so much better at cleaning than regular dry paper. But who wants to keep a garbage can full of shitty wet wipes?
>But who wants to keep a garbage can full of shitty wet wipes?
unironically turdies how piping is so small they cant throw shit in the shitter or it immediately clogs. So the have trash cans next to the toilet full of shitty paper just stinking up the place
Flushable wet wipes.
Garbage can full of them.
Huh?
Flushable wet wipes aren't actually flushable. Don't frick up someone's toilet.
>I think the gunfire died down.. we finally have a chance, get the turkey baster and rain water I need to get fricked!
seriously
funny memes aside, wash your butthole anons and try to develop a regular bowel movement schedule to align with just before bathing
these lazy incels don't care, self hygiene is too much work for them.
Good call anon, do you diligently wash your butthole because your boyfriend complained about crusty dry shit?
What's crusty mean
Imagine this, but browner and in a guys buttcrack.
>incel OP
>when first seeing a vagi-
Okay OP will never see a vegana, but just think about your tiny penis and how dirty he is OP.
Why can't incels stop talking about gay sex? Seems a bit sus to me.
Like you're doing right now?
No, I am talking about you guys talking about gay sex.
You saw the OP and thought about gay sex, though.
hmmm what does this apocalyptic kino need?? Something to bring in a wider audience. Something fresh, something provocative!
Yeah that's it! A 15 minute hardcore gay sex scene with old hairy men frickign each other's buttholes raw and uncut on camera! Men moaning and shooting loads deep into crusty, hairy buttholes! Cum and shit covered dicks being sucked on like candy canes! We need pure shit smell pumped into every living room to complete the experience!!!
excrement plays a key role in occult sex rituals. you bet some consideration went into this.
the seeds of life and literal waste. not to mention the blood.
being gay is feeding demons, there's a reason why initiation rituals from boys' clubs such as skull and bones require anal sex.
every showing of it is mass initiation.
Cheese stuffed crust
Welcome to kamp krusty
the average guys, at least in first world countries, aren't walking around with dried up feces stuck on their ass.
it's ok to be be attracted to the same sex. you don't have to force a lie to convince yourself out of getting horny for men. just be yourself, it's ok to be a homosexual.
>didn't have an enema? no anal sex for you!
>did you have lunch? no anal sex for you!
>no lube? no anal sex for you!
can you imagine a hypersexual homosexual saying any of the above?
there'll always be shit and the love for excrement is always present.
in america you disgusting mongrels walk around with dried crusty shit all day every day because you only clean yourselves with paper instead of a bidet.
Hey now, that anon tipped his foreskin to a israelite for the privilege to not have to wash. Let him crust in peace.
My butthole is crusty and I'm straight
>it's ok to be be attracted to the same sex
/misc/ discord spam meme
It's just autism. We have been multiple daily threads about this for over a year.
I plow my bf's douche'd anus on a daily basis with my BWC and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it