Oh geez guys, Im lost, Granpa Rick said Ill have to help myself. Can you guys help me find A Way Back Home? And ir that doesnt work, find Another Way Home?
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Oh geez guys, Im lost, Granpa Rick said Ill have to help myself. Can you guys help me find A Way Back Home?
Sure buddy, but don't get your hopes up too much, it's been ages since they added any Jessica content.
I think its unfair you can rape almost anyone but Jerry and your genderbent self. Imagine Jerry walking in, and somehow ending up fricked in the ass by Morty.
Why do the writers hate Jesica?
I dont think they hate her. I think they hated that she got to play the Rick's assistant/bestie role that Summer now plays. If Jessica kept that position as a background character then it wouldn't make sense for Summer to girlboss as a main character, so they probably had to write Jessica off to make it seem like all the stuff they're trying to do with Summer's character development isn't redundant and unnecessary.
What if I told you there was No Way Home? And that you wont be taking Jessica to Homecoming?
I would say it sounds like Morty's Far From Home then.
Summer is going to be Home Alone for a while then, I guess.
Oh, Geez I'm stuck with this hot babe with robotic arm and leg like my Sapce Mom but the weird thing is that her adoptive mom looks like she is like a green-dyed edgy version of that 5 year old girl from cats don't dance, oh man.
try and get the babe with the robotic arm to jack you off. trust me you'll get the mightiest nut you';ve ever had
No, Morty, I'm not giving you autoestimulation for the purposes of carnal pleasure.
Wait, THIS is your "hot babe"?
I bet her mom is a 130-year-old hag.
Oh Geez guys I almost made it beyond page 10, but I called the purple Lady's adoptive mom a Hag and she now wants my Fluffing head oh no, Rick, I need your help.
Sure thing Morty here ya go
Wrong board
AIIIIIEEE
CURSE YOU CinemaphileOOOOOOO!!
Pissmaster did nothing wrong
That's why Rick redeemed his image.
After finishing the Summer and Beth paths the others seem so boring. Morticia's looked good but it felt like it cut short. Have any of them got any updates?
What are you talking about?
You’re 14, right Morty? Try using the shota threads, you’ll find your way back home, that way.
Use /r/, they could help you there
you seem stressed, how bout a massage?
Sorry, Morty. To get back home, you have to make it past page 10.
JERRY NO SEX MOM
They should have replaced Jerry's Mom with his first crush in school.
This, makes way more sense on why something that ordinarily would be the Jackpot is horrible to a guy like post-Divorce Jerry.