bros how are u planning on coping when the regret finally starts to set in? im still enjoying my kino and neet life but im starting to become a little worried
Have kids, bros. I’m in my late 30s, work like 15 hours a week at a grocery store, and have accomplished essentially nothing else with my life aside from fricking around with drugs and moving from place to place, and yet I’m happy and satisfied despite being a career failure by any objective sense of the word. Have kids and get married to a woman making six figures minimum.
Homer and Marge sort of become friends with them. There's another episode after they get married where they help convince Comic Book Guy to have kids. His wife gets baby crazy after holding Maggie but CBG initially doesn't want kids because he's surrounded by them all day at work and they'll frick up his collections.
It's main character syndrome. Everything has to involve them in some way. I'm the episode where Krusty first meets the daughter he never knew he had. He takes her to the beach and feels desperate for advice on how to be a father. So he looks around and sees Homer.
Homer and Marge sort of become friends with them. There's another episode after they get married where they help convince Comic Book Guy to have kids. His wife gets baby crazy after holding Maggie but CBG initially doesn't want kids because he's surrounded by them all day at work and they'll frick up his collections.
>Comic book guy has a wife and kids
Imagine being worse at life than that fat piece of shit.
You've wasted another thread
I've sneeded my life
I've sneeded my feed
bros how are u planning on coping when the regret finally starts to set in? im still enjoying my kino and neet life but im starting to become a little worried
Me after bustin' frfr
>oh, I've trust fund band my baskin roberts
you forced meme will never work
What the hell does this mean
homosexual from r/asianmasculinity trying to force his shitty meme on Cinemaphile even by using reverse psychology
curious how only fat ugly neckbeards come to this conclusion and treat it as some divine revelation. hmmm. whats up with that.
Have kids, bros. I’m in my late 30s, work like 15 hours a week at a grocery store, and have accomplished essentially nothing else with my life aside from fricking around with drugs and moving from place to place, and yet I’m happy and satisfied despite being a career failure by any objective sense of the word. Have kids and get married to a woman making six figures minimum.
oh look a gigolo
this is bad BECAUSE.....
because you’re basically a woman
Literally me.
>ends up with qt Jap wife
Comic Book Guy won
I guess he eventually became friends with the Jack Black character who ran the shop across the street?
How did Simpsons predict Zendaya's Dune 2 premiere outfit?
Why are the Simpsons attending comic book guy's wedding? They're not even friends.
Bart is both a regular customer and a former employee, no idea tho
Homer and Marge sort of become friends with them. There's another episode after they get married where they help convince Comic Book Guy to have kids. His wife gets baby crazy after holding Maggie but CBG initially doesn't want kids because he's surrounded by them all day at work and they'll frick up his collections.
>His wife gets baby crazy after holding Maggie
It's main character syndrome. Everything has to involve them in some way. I'm the episode where Krusty first meets the daughter he never knew he had. He takes her to the beach and feels desperate for advice on how to be a father. So he looks around and sees Homer.
>Comic Book Guy
Does he even have an actual name?
Yeah, Jeff Albertson.
>I've wasted my SEED
BACK TO CHUCKS FOR ANOTHER SUCK AND FRICK
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>oh, I've seeded my feed
>Comic book guy has a wife and kids
Imagine being worse at life than that fat piece of shit.
was it truly wasted if he was genuinely happy, though?