Oh Mr. anon... one more thing... how does a man who has never had sex get out of his mother's womb?
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Oh Mr. anon... one more thing... how does a man who has never had sex get out of his mother's womb?
C-Section
Oh yeah, silly me, how did I not think of that. Have a good day Mr. Anon.
>Just one more thing, you claim you were working as a janitor the night of the murder but no one saw you leave your mother's house where exactly do you work
>a-at home I clean up online message boards
>ah huh and is there good money in that sir?
We'd all be fricked if we were ever suspected of commiting a crime. We're perfect targets for a frameup.
>We'd all be fricked if we were ever suspected of commiting a crime. We're perfect targets for a frameup.
Speak for yourself I know the Stephen McDaniel technique.
I believe it is pronounced, "Stay Vuhn"
I live with my family and don't go out much they can provide an alibi.
obligatory
Now, forgive me for prying, Mr Matragrano. But it does strike me as kind of suspicious that a prolific, well respected voice actor such as yourself seems to spend a whole lotta time maintaining this... ahh, what did you call it... "shitposting" youtube channel...
He got into porn VA recently too, must be one hell of an unlucky gambler or something.
Obligatory what you stupid reddit homosexual?
>Columbo feigns being a brainlet to trap overconfident killer in his lies
>at some point he interogates people in an awkward place
>just one more thing... oh of course.... I'll get out of your hair
Every episode of this goddamn show is the same! How did this thing last for like 20 seasons with a 2 hour runtime?
Watching Columbo right now for the first time, I love this little dude so much. Season 5 is a bit weird but it's still so good.
why the FRICK is this show suddenly everywhere? i started watching it out of boredom the other day and now i cant fricking stop seeing it everywhere since
Columbo threads are reasonably common on Cinemaphile. You just notice them now that you've actually seen the show.
perhaps, i really don't think i've ever seen them before; but it's not just Cinemaphile, i'm seeing it everywhere now, did it get added to some streaming service or something?
literally happened to me when I started watching Columbo last year
suddenly it was everywhere
Not that I complain its a goated show
yeah it is pretty good
*refuses to answer your questions*
???
I don't get the question
*Columbo examines a door frame while deep in thought and spills cigar ashes on the carpet*
>Excuse me, what on earth are you doing?
>>Oh, pardon me, sir. Just looking around the scene.
>Who the hell are you?
>>Uh, Lieutenant Columbo, sir. I'm a detective. Now uh, where did I place my badge...ah, here we are.
>I see...
>>Mr. Brown, I couldn't help but notice that the room where the victim suffocated to death had wooden doors, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you?
>I don't follow, Lieutenant, and quite frankly I have a great deal of work to do on my taxes, and I would rather not have people wandering around my house in the meantime.
>>Oh, I understand that, sir. My wife is all about getting our taxes done early, it's a mess around the house. Me? I can't seem to follow any of that gibberish.
>Yes, Lieutenant, I wish you luck with all of that.
>>And you too, sir.
*Columbo pretends to leave before turning around, much to the dismay of the house owner*
>>Just one more thing, I'm terribly sorry about all the mess that I've made here, it seems that I spilled ash all over your candle holder here. Now, let me write you a check to pay for cleaning that.
>That won't be necessary.
>>Oh, I couldn't just leave this mess here, I'd feel awful about it. Besides, the chief has instructed me to make sure that the department pays for any damages involved with us investigating things.
>Well, if you insist, Lieutenant.
>>Who shall I make the check out to?
>Jonathan Brown Katz.
>>Oh, and here I was thinking your last name was Brown. I apologize, Mr. Katz. What kind of name is that anyway? Swedish?
>It's Hebrew, Lieutenant.
*Avante-Garde ominous 70s music plays*
>>Now isn't that interesting.
Columbo's wife later became a starfleet captain and even admiral.
so you are saying you are a real woman? that's interesting because you have no...
But Mr. Colombo, I did have sex. S-she was from Canada, you wouldn't know her
how long would it take to cook an egg if it was up your bum?