Wasn't he just robbing the place and killed Matt Damon when he got caught in the act?
They show him being fired from the police during the movie so I always thought he had to resort to crime to feed himself.
First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.
And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
>First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them
are you moronic?
it's obviously a joke and I'm laughing my ass off at the "and the audience realizes what's really going on" bit. and if it's not a joke it's still hilarious anyway.
First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.
And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
I think the misleading part is Marky Mark losing his job then appearing in a random apartment with gloves and shoe-socks on as if we just walked in on him cleaning up or doing house chores. Then he kills Matt Damon in a fit of rage (possibly because he lost his job) and afterwards we see a rat, indicating that Marky Mark was after the rat. The twist being is that he GOT the rat already by killing Matt Damon, but that was entirely incidental.
>First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense. >And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
God anon, you made me want to watch the departed again and I've decided against it for years and years, but this post was the funniest thing I've read in years, I've actually had so many shitty things happen lately and I've forgotten I could laugh so much. >And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
Holy shit anon, what even was going on? I don't know anymore fricking kek
First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.
And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
Jesus fricking Christ some of you guys. It astonishes me you frickers are even literate enough to type these fricking posts, they’re so mind numbingly stupid
They are everywhere too, fricking fiery haired rats, they landed in New York and Boston and somehow managed to scurry over to Chicago and the rest of the Midwest >t. German-Irish American
boring people with shit personalities like to report or talk about being Irish or german, though they only have one distant Irish or german ancestor. the think it makes them interesting or exotic.
I'm sure some people accurately report being Irish. I used to date a girl whose grandfather was actually born in Ireland. But there are definitely a lot of idiots who report being X even though though their only 1/16 X. seen this phenomenon personally as well.
>original trilogy >police officer is so chad that he makes the rat kill himself without firing a bullet (he dies but)
Original trilogy in which Departed is composed is better and better paced Departed movie length is unnecessary it's like half the length of the entire Chinese trilogy and felt with less plot, it excluded the entire flashback plot from the second movie and only used some plotlines in the bloated American remake
Why don't more cops do this? Like you know the guy who did a crime but you can't convict him because you don't have enough evidence so you just take matters in your own hands. Since you're a cop you can also know how to cover your tracks.
lol they do this but they skip the hard work of tracking down the real criminal and instead just plant evidence on someone convenient that cant afford a lawyer
O fricking cawp
what the frick was his problem?
He didn't appreciate a mobbed up homosexual infiltrating the department.
Blessed Thread
All that frickin, and no sons.
He's the only person doing his job.
>you must be the other guy
>goes on to co-star in The Other Guys
bravo
What's the matter smartass, can't star in any fricking Shakespeare?
Doesn't like lace curtains.
He stayed to listen, which is what no one else did.
Wasn't he just robbing the place and killed Matt Damon when he got caught in the act?
They show him being fired from the police during the movie so I always thought he had to resort to crime to feed himself.
First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.
And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
>First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them
are you moronic?
The gloves and shoes threw me off, I thought he was on the job as pest control.
Thank you, based moron, that's what it is to me now.
funniest shit I've read in a while. thanks.
Reminder: we share this board with people who are this moronic and still post shamelessly. How embarrassing
it's obviously a joke and I'm laughing my ass off at the "and the audience realizes what's really going on" bit. and if it's not a joke it's still hilarious anyway.
Holy frick what
jesus christ anon
I'm going to edit the wikipedia page with this
Thank you anon, your moronation made me chuckle. I'm glad there are people like you, the world would be boring without them.
Downright peculiar
And people try to say mob movies are slop look how much they're open to interpretation
you're taking the piss anon, right?
Good work anon
I don't know who's memeing who anymore
the moron made it up so he could get a million (You)s and screencapped. this is the result of r/greentext
It just basically salvages the rat at the end. If Mark was there to get rid of rats in general then the ending is brilliant and not stupid.
baste
That explains his weird socks.
Surely you're pretending to be moronic, right?
im cryin
bravo scorsese
i was a teenager when it came out and even i understood he tracked him down. there's no way people didn't get that. you're memeing
I think the misleading part is Marky Mark losing his job then appearing in a random apartment with gloves and shoe-socks on as if we just walked in on him cleaning up or doing house chores. Then he kills Matt Damon in a fit of rage (possibly because he lost his job) and afterwards we see a rat, indicating that Marky Mark was after the rat. The twist being is that he GOT the rat already by killing Matt Damon, but that was entirely incidental.
he was trying not to leave evidence, hence the shoe covers, non descript clothes to leave unnoticed/take off if he gets blood on it. it's super clear
I could never in a million years make a post like this. True work of art regardless of trolling or being genuine.
You just have to believe in yourself, anon. You can become a shitposter who puts even the Aussies to shame
peak autism, like in the good old tv days of BANE and pre-BANE
>First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.
>And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
Perfection.
Play a fricking record Karl
>Written by Christopher Moltisanti
God anon, you made me want to watch the departed again and I've decided against it for years and years, but this post was the funniest thing I've read in years, I've actually had so many shitty things happen lately and I've forgotten I could laugh so much.
>And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
Holy shit anon, what even was going on? I don't know anymore fricking kek
I don't know anything about this movie but I do appreciate intelligent metaphors and good symbology
Jesus fricking Christ some of you guys. It astonishes me you frickers are even literate enough to type these fricking posts, they’re so mind numbingly stupid
Mike Rowe Praw Sessah
Go save a kitten up a tree ya frickin queer.
Your GrubHub came in wicked fast kid
What's the joke here? I have this mixed wtih vodka with my gf.
>cranberry juice
what is it your fricking period?
Post hand
He used to be a det3ctive. He may have tracked down Costigans therapist.
MY NAME IS MICHAEL WESTEN
Are you moronic anon? Genuine question.
Waking up so damn early everyday to work out, pray & fit in 36 holes of golf.
he got his shit fricked up
Will Hunting was making a move so Marky had to get it on.
Why did he put the cap on after he walked in and shot him? Wouldn’t he know that fricking with it might shake a hair loose?
Mole fricking shits
>The last thing a Vietnamese Bostonian sees.
Kino
>Vietnamese Bostonian
No such thing
No ticky, no bostony.
Funky bunch ran em outta town wicked bad kid.
Not anymore, thanks to him,
A actual good cop.
Kino scene
Did this moron really think no one would recognize him if he concealed his hands?
>And we'll end it with a rat scurrying by
Genius, Marty. Simply genius.
That must have been the beginning of Marty's dementia. Did he make any other boneheaded decisions before that?
using "it's just a shot away" in every other movie. dementia for sure, he'd forget he used it already
That's all these geezers have anymore, just reminding people that they still exist.
any sane person would've cancelled the film when looking back at this footage
What is his last great movie?
Goodfellas?
Silence
the shot would have worked without the rat too, the pan up to the statehouse says it all. kind of stupid for such a tight movie
WORLD NEEDS PLENTY 'A BAHTENDAS!
>A place like this forces us to become warriors or victims.
Why did Scorsese cut his speech from the script?
Based
>This video contains content from LatinAutor - UMPG, who has blocked it from display on this website or application
who the frick is "Latin Autor" ?????
you callin me a c**t?
POWER TO THE PIPO
>he got mad
jowls
Standard Bostonian classlessness.
Nickels.
why do americans think they're irish?
There are literally more diaspora Irish in America than there are Irish in Ireland
so? you have Black blood
Yes, we're Irish
cloaca gentium
>56% means every white person is only 56% white
Just how fricking moronic is the rest of the world?
That's what the Black folk don't understand
They are everywhere too, fricking fiery haired rats, they landed in New York and Boston and somehow managed to scurry over to Chicago and the rest of the Midwest
>t. German-Irish American
Most of Appalachia too. People wonder where fiddles, line dancing, and making whiskey and explosives all came from.
They breed like locusts. I have 30 cousins and 6 aunts/uncles on my Irish side. I have 5 sisters anon...
Sell them to the travelers. They always need new gene stock.
Gimme one, greedy c**t
are any of them cute?
boring people with shit personalities like to report or talk about being Irish or german, though they only have one distant Irish or german ancestor. the think it makes them interesting or exotic.
>distant
The Amish speak a German dialect older than the current nation of Germany. Eurocucks know what their tv tells them and nothing else.
>hurr durr they're so far removed it doesn't count
>your country isn't even 250 years old unlike My Country
pick one mathlet
I'm sure some people accurately report being Irish. I used to date a girl whose grandfather was actually born in Ireland. But there are definitely a lot of idiots who report being X even though though their only 1/16 X. seen this phenomenon personally as well.
Half the people in the Midwest are 50/50 or have some French/Lowlands. Your statement only applies to the east and west coasts
A good chunk of the midwest spoke German daily until WW2. My Grandma's sister was taught German before English and her mother only spoke German.
we may not be really irish but we hate nogs profoundly
kek and heil
>commits a criminal act
>in service of being a good cop
Kino
>pans to a rat on a window sill
Seriously Martin? It's time to retire old man.
>original trilogy
>police officer is so chad that he makes the rat kill himself without firing a bullet (he dies but)
Original trilogy in which Departed is composed is better and better paced Departed movie length is unnecessary it's like half the length of the entire Chinese trilogy and felt with less plot, it excluded the entire flashback plot from the second movie and only used some plotlines in the bloated American remake
Why don't more cops do this? Like you know the guy who did a crime but you can't convict him because you don't have enough evidence so you just take matters in your own hands. Since you're a cop you can also know how to cover your tracks.
How do you know they're not doing that already?
lol they do this but they skip the hard work of tracking down the real criminal and instead just plant evidence on someone convenient that cant afford a lawyer
the criminals that deserve this the most also happen to be the ones that can afford to bribe cops
low tier baboons are already killing each other at record numbers and no cop could ever compete besides if you get caught they’d get Chauvin’ed
just finished the departed. my comfort movie
OH NO-
VIETNAM FRICKING SHIT
watched picrel as a teen and wondered why don’t cops do this regularly to gangsters, rogue cops, pedos, etc…
then I got older and realized they would lose the providers of their bribes and extra gigs
ACAB
/tv/: reposts and bait
Cinemaphile has been people reposting the same shit for (you)s since forever