Yep, was the same for me, his was easily 8 inches. I just rolled the worst stats, I wanna kill myself at this point but my cowardice prevents me from doing so
friendly reminder that the vast majority of women doesnt care about dicksize if youre great with your fingers and tongue
they're repulsed by your shitty personality long before they even see your wiener
Yep, was the same for me, his was easily 8 inches. I just rolled the worst stats, I wanna kill myself at this point but my cowardice prevents me from doing so
Every kid thinks this because they see it once when they were 6 years old and it’s eye lvl and seems huge
KEK
Your dad is a huge butthole. What an absolutely c**tish thing to do.
The one time my dad realized I was really insecure about something - I'm a hand shorter than him, which I've always been sad about - he basically told me I got all the best genes from my mom and him, including not getting all his backproblems from being a lanklet.
It's bullshit, obviously, but it was a solid attempt at cheering me up.
your dad should have told you to stop obsessing about height like a fricking moronic tinder prostitute. me and my dad are both short kings and italian stallions, both of us have hot gf's.
Yep, was the same for me, his was easily 8 inches. I just rolled the worst stats, I wanna kill myself at this point but my cowardice prevents me from doing so
Flaccid size grows your whole life because the tissues stretch and relax and also just kinda sag like the rest of your body with age.
I used to very much be a grower, but at age 31 my flaccid dicksize is much closer to my erect size than when I was a teenager.
My gf is catholic and say she's never seen her parents or her brother naked in living memory.
Meanwhile I've skinny dipped with my parents, siblings and many of my cousins and aunts and uncles. Cultures and families can differ a lot on these kinds of things.
If you're an older sibling it's likely you've seen your younger siblings naked
If you're younger you've probably seen your older siblings naked but don't remember
No but I saw my sister naked once and she had such a huge nasty bush that it took me a second to realize she wasn't just wearing black panties or something.
Why is Marge never nude for comedic effect?
Boobs aren't funny. wiener and balls is funny
Marge is stacked.
Women are sexual naked. Men are comedic naked.
It can be both but sadly we live in a neo puritan hellhole
Sneed
>Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!
Have you seen your parents naked Cinemaphile?
Yes. My father has a large flaccid penis but I do not.
Yep, was the same for me, his was easily 8 inches. I just rolled the worst stats, I wanna kill myself at this point but my cowardice prevents me from doing so
friendly reminder that the vast majority of women doesnt care about dicksize if youre great with your fingers and tongue
they're repulsed by your shitty personality long before they even see your wiener
friendly reminder that anyone who says this has a tiny penis
Every kid thinks this because they see it once when they were 6 years old and it’s eye lvl and seems huge
Nah, he once insinuated I had a small penis and my mother got really defensive and mad at him.
let me guess, spic?
Nope. White. It's not even really small but it looks small on my body and comparative to his I guess.
ywnb white, mutt
How far back can you trace your lineage?
yikes bro, you guys need to just frick and get it over with already
KEK
Your dad is a huge butthole. What an absolutely c**tish thing to do.
The one time my dad realized I was really insecure about something - I'm a hand shorter than him, which I've always been sad about - he basically told me I got all the best genes from my mom and him, including not getting all his backproblems from being a lanklet.
It's bullshit, obviously, but it was a solid attempt at cheering me up.
your dad should have told you to stop obsessing about height like a fricking moronic tinder prostitute. me and my dad are both short kings and italian stallions, both of us have hot gf's.
just be a short king like tom cruise
Flaccid size grows your whole life because the tissues stretch and relax and also just kinda sag like the rest of your body with age.
I used to very much be a grower, but at age 31 my flaccid dicksize is much closer to my erect size than when I was a teenager.
When I was like 4 or something my grandpa taught me how to pee standing up and I got a direct look at his wrinkly old man wiener.
>When I was like 4 or something my grandpa taught me how to pee standing up
Christ, how old were you before you learned to wipe your own ass?
Why would anyone not? That's like saying have you seen your siblings naked, ofcourse you have, you live in the same house hold.
My gf is catholic and say she's never seen her parents or her brother naked in living memory.
Meanwhile I've skinny dipped with my parents, siblings and many of my cousins and aunts and uncles. Cultures and families can differ a lot on these kinds of things.
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what kind of fricking house did you grow up in?
If you're an older sibling it's likely you've seen your younger siblings naked
If you're younger you've probably seen your older siblings naked but don't remember
I've seen you naked
Sorry I'm going to start going to the gym
i used to take showers with my dad as a little kid and his wiener seemed huge to me at that age, meanwhile i got a small ass dick now as an adult wtf
Yes both of them and my sister.
my grandad injected some sort of medication into his dick in front of me once.
I've seen my mom's breasts multiple times when she was changing with bedroom door open
Well, duh. Just went to sauna with them last weekend.
t. 28yo
No but I saw my sister naked once and she had such a huge nasty bush that it took me a second to realize she wasn't just wearing black panties or something.
I havent seen my parents naked but Ive seen youre mom naked lmao
Only burgers and poo in loos haven't. It's normal everywhere else.
-ILES
NAKED HOMER!