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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leathal combination of delta p and nerve gas…

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stuck that cylinder up his ass, with catastrophic consequences

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nerve gas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's about to go visit the Titanic.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't frick with pressure vessels

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Trump?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN IT’S GOT YA

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Penis submersible shoots out particles of blood, shit, and one Logitech controller
      How grim..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how it feels to cum 10 times

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally BTFO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when u finna bust but actually really bust

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      benis?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >die three times in 30 milliseconds
      not a bad way to go

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is nothing like what happened.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally can't because they found pieces, according to them, of the hull. I don't know anything about carbon fiber but even in a breach...like wouldn't it be one big chunk?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carbon Fiber doesn't blend like that, it snaps.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >like wouldn't it be one big chunk?
          No, carbon fiber doesn't bend or flex, it shatters. If it holds, it holds perfectly. If it doesn't hold, it bursts apart like a piece of glass. Making a submersible out of carbon fiber is the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time, and I work in IT.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm no engineer, but shouldn't there be components and wires and stuff?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They found the titanium end caps, the carbon fiber isn't going to be in big chunks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, it just kinda shatters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me after edging for 2 months straight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me after 30 days nofap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yep, that's me

      Please dump more reenactment webms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what was the right procedure for the landfill example ? Upload each tube by hand and throwing it in ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That or plan ahead and don't try to dump objects which could feasibly stick together and fail to dump which are also heavy enough to move the center of gravity beyond the rear axles as the box raises. Like with most worksite accidents it's a combination of multiple poor choices working together to cause a catastrophic failure.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF was that dude jumping from the railing thinking

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gotta shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing. literally nothing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't understand physics that pushing off something that isn't grounded is going to absorb the energy from your jump.

            I wish I had that gif of that dude who died trying to one up a micheal jackson impersonator by flipping off a chair and completely beefing it in the same way.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Must resist the urge to try and stop/catch falling objects

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >liveleak is gone
          >no more chinese looney tunes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            wpd TV

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do these reddit clones always have such cluttered UI

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kaotic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's happening with that close up 38 seconds in

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glove snags on work piece. That pulls him forward and into the spin zone where he's hit by the piece.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why do they just have random shit laying down, or not bolted down
          >oh right, china

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did the dumping thing once. Luckily I wasnt in the kart when it happened. But its something to be aware of that you don't think about.

          Jack Knifing is another thing you should be aware of if you tow things down a hill.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Third one
          But why tho?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he probably had some means of crossing but probably knocked that down the hole before deciding to jump across.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of accidents happen because you go for a shortcut and over ride safety protocols.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also management of change, most jobs should be stopped to assess what's changed but there's a pretty big culture of git er dun in most industries so they're is no time to assess first

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the second one (the glass) is pretty scary because i could see myself doing that in the moment

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mother of STDS.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >air culture needs to let water culture in, or air culture won't survive!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        stupid ass. there is water in air already, Black person. this is just a case of a few poor little air dudes getting imploded by some hard slinging water homies.
        go back to school, moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      carbon fiber shatters. it doesn't compress down like that. most likely the tube just popped into a million little bloody pieces and the two titanium hemispheres fell away separately.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ._.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it shatters internally but it doesn't completely deform

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good bye, Dave

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I heckin' trust it!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paid $250K to become meat-jizz being shot out of a metal dong
      Life is funny sometimes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't blow up like that in the depths they were in. If the glass cracked water would rush in while rest of the vessel imploded and in the end there would be a small explosion before the remains would scatter around.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the goverment knew it was crushed and gone before the public knew
      >made the coast guard look bad on purpose for days as it was counted down on news

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >made the coast guard look bad on purpose
        This is broken arrow training, they were ecstatic that they had something interesting to do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they died?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how I wanna go. Jizzed out all over the ocean. I fricked 70% of the planet. Later virgins.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a version without the cut? Just showing it implode from the side angle?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so they became slushie? also i thought it would have been compressed into something way smaller than that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they got shot out of the window why didn't they just swim back to the surface?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were 4000 meters below the surface. Not even whales can survive that deep. The pressure would've killed them instantly, it'd be like dropping a train on them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why didnt they just drink the water?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because 200,000 metric tons of pressure.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lightweights. I can drink at least 18 standard Atlantic Oceans in a night.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get a load of the first Chinese brother over here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Severely under appreciated post.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But can you do it under 4000 kilometers below sea level with 200,000 metric tons of pressure?

                why didnt they use customary units instead of gaytric?

                KEK you got me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              why didnt they use customary units instead of gaytric?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drink it faster maybe, duh!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't because there's too much pressure.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stupid question? Maybe not because I don't think anyone knows. But what exactly IS "pressure"?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Potential energy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's water pressure. Like Delta P

                Is all of Cinemaphile this dumb?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                your parents expectations for you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's force that exists within a medium under the effects of a gravitational or inertial force.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grab you dick
                And squeeze as hard as possible
                Then imagine that x100000000000

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so its like when i fricked your sister

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...she's 10

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                more of a 7, really
                mostly because she's too old

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just "scientific" jibbery-joo that's taylor-made for reddit NPC's, trust the science goy!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >continuous physical force exerted on or against an object by something in contact with it.
                Imagine you're laying on the ground and someone put a water bed on you. Then another. Then another. Now imagine they put 100,000 water beds right on top of you. That's similar to what the sub people experienced.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bump

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile is actually this moronic
                I have lost all faith I had in this website.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile is one person

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile is only as smart as it's stupidest poster

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There seems to be educated morons around most threads

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                force per unit area

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Force dispersed over a defined area.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all these triggered Cinemaphilegays

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                "When something or someone is the shit or "that person"."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I googled it and evidently it's:
                A pass-rushing statistic that is awarded when a player earns a sack, hurry, or quarterback knockdown. A pressure is a statistic that is awarded to defensive players when they rush the quarterback.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                dafuq is a quarterback?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                a quarter royale with extra mayo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spinoff from that band Nickleback.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? What does this even have to do with the ocean though?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delta P, bad for me

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                go shake up a coke can then open it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you see, water is really heavy, and if you put yourself underneath a lot of water, it's weight is powerful enough to crush you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >water is really heavy
                How? It's water

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                well, like with anything, the more of it there is, the heavier it will be. Try this experiment at home. Fill up a container with water, notice that it's heavier when it's holding more water. The ocean is like this only on a much grander scale.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fill up a 5 gallon bucket of water. See how heavy that is. Now imagine thousands of those stacked on top of each other crushing down on your ribcage.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's extremely dense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                UUUU

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1ml weighs 1 gram

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that weight is being distributed amongst all the water around you, so your explanation doesn't hold water

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you think that water won't distribute it's weight through you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Cinemaphile really this stupid?

                Did you not take high school physics?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bend over and I'll show you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                doo doo doo doodoodoodoo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >water is really heavy
                How? It's water

                Fill up a large bucket of water and slowly dip your arm into it, you might notice the lower you get the more you feel a sort of squeezing feeling around your hand towards the bottom. Now imagine that feeling times many millions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Cinemaphile like this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Demographically, this board is filled with highschool dropouts and people who flunked college. I mean some of the clickbait shit posted here literally says Bane or BiG4U but no one catches it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do the morons on this board even comprehend movies and tv shows when they can't even comprehend something like water pressure?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile
                >watching movies or tv
                kek

                If you glance at the catalog the most popular threads by a massive margin are outrage threads from shitty ecelebs and literal bot articles

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that Jontron?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't
                No, YOU can't, but I can. I bet you sip you beverages like a chud.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            salt water is not good for you it dehydrates you faster

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad kitten bad!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried, but they were so deep they drowned before reaching the surface

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way this is real

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            City slickers ain't never seen a catfish before.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you time it you can exhale the air out of you're lungs and swim like hell, even if you pass out you have a chance of floating to the surface

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          They tried, but they were so deep they drowned before reaching the surface

          You're 4,000 megameters under the surface

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but you're swimming towards the surface so you're going at least double the speed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              double the speed only applies for swimming down because of gravity

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You want to inhale so you're bouyant and float to the surface.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That won't work though cause gravity will pull you back.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            mirin'

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Achievable natty?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reduced to atoms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like 2 miles down, you can't swim that much in one breath

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you nut but sea keep sucking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hitting the water at that speed would be like hitting concrete

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      carbon fiber shatters, That sub just literally imploded into a million pieces. it doesnt bend like that. but still a cool animation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >titanic is intact though

      Trust the science bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Professor galaxy brain over here

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trust the science bro
        the titanic isnt made of carbon fiber so it can withstand the pressure at that depth

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then how did the pieces that were carbon fiber withstand the pressure?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It didn't. Are you fricking stupid?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it, though?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you explain why you think the titanic would be pressurized as it sank

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >titanic has ginat hole in it
        >water flows in as it sinks
        >no pressure differential to crush
        Pressure is omnipresent in the sense it presses in every direction.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Novel, but the reality is way more fun.
      There were two debris fields found, one with the tail section and one with the nosecone. So, dollars to donuts the hull gave out, but hard to tell.
      The instant the hull gave, a wall of water would have immediately traveled the whole length of the ship at roughly half a mile a second. They would have been dead in a third of a millisecond.
      >But it gets better.
      The force of the compression would have ignited the gases inside the hull, bringing the center of the implosion up to the temperature of the sun for that brief period.
      That would have caused a secondary explosion of the already imploded submarine, sending what few cohesive pieces of the sub (like the titanium disks) hurtling through the dark of the ocean depths.
      These dumb fricks got turned to ash and dust and scattered across the seabed faster than it takes the electrons from your eyes to reach your brain.
      >mfw watching reporters keep asking the coast guard about recovering remains

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IT WAS AS HOT AS THE HECKIN SUN MY DUDES
        Or maybe the scientist who came up with that was just a moron working off theoretical values

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look up pistol shrimp my dude, they can do the same thing with cavitation bubbles. The point is the sheer pressure would've likely reduced them to something akin to a boiling meat slurry with a handful of white-hot fillings floating around.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you're a fish and you see this happen lol
        You'd be all like what
        And you might also die

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah lol you'd be like
          WHOAAA HOLY SHIT DUDE
          and you might have to dodge some shrapnel too. cool

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK IN THE MENU BOYS

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            These guys are funny.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This why you never buy a "submarine" from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      turned into goo and jizzed at the bottom of the ocean. pretty fricking hardcore way to day if you ask me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the horse steps on your dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH YO DIS homie A CAN OF TOOTHPASTE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a gooncave

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >propane fills your store
    >shit better close up shop
    >close up but also stay inside the shop until you blow up
    what the frick did they mean by this? seriously

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are these people?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put sulfuric gas in the wrong tube
    >100 people die
    not my problem

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another anon spent 4 hours watching chemical accident report videos episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      usbc videos are so comfy. i love the little 3d worlds they make

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy climbs into a pit with no oxygen and passes out
    >people keep going into the pit one after another trying to save the guy before them like lemmings
    >they all suffocate and die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that cat Vivec?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cearly a Khajiit, lay off the skooma n'wah.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yep, that's me

      Somebody post some god damn videos for frick's sake.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        4u https://youtu.be/JzdnUZReoLM

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The technician couldnt bother going to the store and alert everyone before calling his boss ?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they wait until the fireman arrived before telling people to evacuate from a potential gas explosion ?
          Why did the people in the store choose to stay inside ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WorkSafeBC sometimes does recreations and they have good narration

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oldie but a goldie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RV barely gets clipped
          >goes into a death spiral and the driver gets ejected

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay you asked for it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If the valve was suddenly opened, and one of your appendages was near it, it would be in for the sucking of a lifetime

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yep, that's me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of a forklift has more than a few centimeters of clearance?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rough terrain forklifts are frequently used in construction, logging, oil and gas etc and have a higher clearance than a typical narrow aisle warehouse forklift.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taylor Big Red

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when a crane and a semi have sex

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen some at some lumber uyards they are pretty big

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Da ba dee da ba do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forklifts
      >When it gotcha, it gotcha

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the US government runs a YouTube channel that is nothing but informative and well animated recreations of industrial accidents.

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXIkr0SRTnZO4_QpZozvCCA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How horrifying! Subscribed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trades are le based bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb refinery wagies are not tradesmen, most of the time the only requirement they have to work there is a high school diploma.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chemical Safety Board’s incident investigation videos are the best thing the feds have accomplished since the National Parks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's an incident with a female narrator
      Dropped.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how busy the Chinese equivalent must be.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they arent busy, thats the problem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking KINO titles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching these for months. It's always one of three things 1) maintenance shutdown causes things to go boom, since crews don't know exactly what's going on and how all the pipes and shit work; 2) shift change causes things to go boom because the guys that show up later weren't informed about something important or 3) hired Mexican "contractors" cause thing to go boom - nuff said

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally an unironically good use of tax dollars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >USCSB
      I'm glad they started posting again. The content is wonkier and more diverse now, but that's the cost of doing business

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely kino, suprising it comes from a government agency

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outstanding. Time to make webms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been following this channel for years now, it is great. Honestly fascinating stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board has a youtube channel
      >actually posts kino

      how does this happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow they seem to be the only well funded government agency that isn't law enforcement

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They they have a pretty limited budget and use their money wisely. This is something that you'll likely never see in places like the Pentagon, were truck loads of money just disappear without anything coming out of it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When the government wants to actually help people it does a decent job of it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're just doing it to reduce massive lawsuits. They are just looking out for themselves.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're just doing it to reduce massive lawsuits. They are just looking out for themselves.
            Those are private companies getting into accidents, not the government

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao they update animations with higher quality shit as technology advances. Get these fricks more funding.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Texas city is a perfect chain of disaster

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well A didn't happen because Bob is off because B will happen. B doesn't happen because it's locked out for maintenance but that's ok because C will happen. C doesn't happen because during the shift change Suzie enters every single line but one (1) in perfectly. But that can't happen, when A, B, and C half happ- ACK

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh btw, Suzie and Bob are both dead now and we're trying to figure this out using their fillings

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man halflife 2 is so cool the boys are going to flip when they see how cool thi-

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmm
    >better go inside

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am now scared to death of coal storage rooms, silage and grain silos.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always harbored a fear of grain silos and the like
        at the family farm, one of the silos has become a storage area for recycling, and even going in there, a metal room with some bags of cans, i get all fricking nervous thinking the door is going to slam shut and an auger will appear above me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i get all fricking nervous thinking the door is going to slam shut and an auger will appear above me
          Oh you should be absolutely terrified of grain silos, but not because of a silly auger.
          All that flammable particulate in the air makes for a great little explosion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the silo that hasn't held grain in 10 years?
            I kind of tried to set up a bunch of context to display how pervasive my irrational fear of them is, thanks for ignoring it and lecturing me on the rational aspect of the fear.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thanks for ignoring it and lecturing me on the rational aspect of the fear.
              You're welcome, make your point more obvious next time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Clean it up wagie!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post vid pls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost death by shit but his bros saved him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao saw this in a training video at work the other day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the sewer worker who got sucked through an 11" hole whose body could got recovered from an anaerobic decomposition tank 2 days later

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN IT'S GOTCHA IT'S GOTCHA
    [KINO JAM]

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a confined space episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a metal dust episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a diver 2 and diver 3 get stuck as well trying to rescue diver 1 episode

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >incident number 5000 in which multiple people die after watching the previous guy die doing exactly the same thing
        why do they do it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it will never happen to me, oh my god it is happening to me! Help!
          >holy shit, time to be a hero!
          >holy shit, time to be a hero!
          >ACK! x3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it sneaks up on you and when it's gotcha it's gotcha

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Workers lack training regarding the dangers of confined spaces, when they see their coworker collapse they assume it’s a heart attack and try to help. The third guy comes upon the scene with no context and then there were three.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the masculine urge to save your fellow moron.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            makes sense

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like those crabs that keep getting sucked into the pipe in that video

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You blaggard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a hot works in a confined space episode
      >the subcontractors have never heard of permits for either

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the guys that start the fire escape unscathed. some poor bastard on the other side of the refinery gets crushed by flying debris

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s a hot works in a confined space episode
          >the subcontractors have never heard of permits for either

          >it's a five people get killed and the moron who started the fire escapes unharmed episode

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUGOI

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E-bU8dHwSFo&listen=false

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU’LL NEVER PILOT THAT WITH LOGITECH.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they found the wreckage why didn't they find any remains? I mean the whole story doesn't hold up to scrutiny, that a bunch of billionaires would go in a shitty diy submarine, I think it's an insurance scam or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's 400,000 sq feet of metric tons of pressure at that depth. There are no remains that aren't metallic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not think that's a bit convenient?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were probably turned into fine paste and diluted by the water.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they might find some teeth or hair but thats it
      the implosion was like equal to 50 tons of TNT going off inside that sub

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not think that's a bit convenient?

      That's 400,000 sq feet of metric tons of pressure and the air pressure alone is 3,000-5,000 kelvin. They were vaporized and hit with forces the equivalent of a freight train hitting them in every direction at the same time. There is nothing left but atoms.

      >convenient
      Do you have any idea how many times this incident has happened throughout history? The USSR and US navy has dozens of cases of implosions. Talking about ocean pressure.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sq feet of metric tons

        ...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was an error: https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20230623-titan-sub-what-is-a-catastrophic-implosion
          >Water pressure at the depth where the ocean liner lies is equivalent to around 400 atmospheres, nearly 6,000 psi.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any time I hear atmospheres I think of that quote
            >How many atmospheres can we withstand?
            >Well it's a spaceship so anywhere between 0 and 1

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a gas leak here.. better stay put

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to quote it ?

      4u https://youtu.be/JzdnUZReoLM

      Still, I dont get how this massive moronation happened in the first place.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We coul be posting videos but everyone wants to answer the moron's question instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Cinemaphile

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    about 50% of a halfback

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it implode with him inside or something? I don't get it

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noone died

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Survive
      Is that a Halo: Reach reference? It's been a while. Reminds me of this vidya: https://youtu.be/lGJ9DwmVsHA?t=39

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope some kpop spammers died that day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white man remembers monke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white man effortlessly climbing above the dying bugs to survival
        Asian Black folk, your response?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Song I have on starts going monkey jungle music

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based monkie man dabbing on kpop enjoyers.
        Also, did they ever find out how this crush happened in the first place?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          From what I remember there was supposed to be a Halloween party/Halloween events on that street and billions of people went there

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was rumor of some famous person (not sure if it was a movie star or idol shit) seen at a nearby club so the crowd started to rush in that direction.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"just learn a trade, bro, become a skilled worker"
    >then some shit like this happens, usually due to your superiors' negligence

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the option is working in some office under boomer psychopaths and lib women

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really such a pushover b***h that you would let some fancypants manager with a bullshit engineering degree force you to do a dangerous task? Stand up for yourself pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a tradie, i get electrocuted sometimes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The definition of electrocution requires death, I hope you're not an electrician and doesn't know the difference between a shock and electricution

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you can't be a b***h and require common sense. You WILL get hurt/dinged up from time to time though, it's just the nature of the beast.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it sucks

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hes right behind me isn't he

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >freeze frame

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got hungry hungry hippo'd

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >submarines kill you in the ocean
    >submarines kill you on land
    ban submarines

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest takeaway for me was women and dindus on social media collectively having the same take of "humanity should not try to explore dangerous areas".

    If women and dindus were calling the shots we'd have never made it out of the protozoic era.

    >Do we really NEED multiple cells?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Igger

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene in Better Call Saul where Nacho has to hide inside of the oil tanker is pure nightmare fuel to me:

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave a little water in the pipes after cleaning them
    >tens of thousands dead and dying, children deformed for generations

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This accident was the result of poor management of corrosive chemicals, primarily oxidated water.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I talk shit about good morning sirs on here a lot but that whole thing was fricked up and sad

      protip: Bayer was holding the same chemical that caused the Bhopal disaster in unsafe tanks here in the United States. There's a USCSB video on it.

  35. 10 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
    That started from this tropic port
    Aboard this tiny ship.

    A bunch of idiots wanted to see the Titanic
    Not a single brain cell among them for sure
    Five morons set sail that day
    For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

    The current started getting rough,
    The tiny sub went missing
    5 stupid rich people are now dead
    And nothing of value was lost, nothing of value was lost

    The sub sank right down to the dark uncharted ocean floor
    With Paul-Henri Nargeolet
    Stockton Rush too,
    Play stupid games and win a stupid prize,
    Haimish Harding
    Shahzada Dawood and his son

    What a fricking waste of money and life!!!FACT!!!

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Delta P is truely earths apex predator.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode has pressure vessels that have never been inspected

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tank pressure limit is 740 PSI
    >operator thinks it's got a 1400PSI limit

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Error: corrupt or unplayable video

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This accident was caused by attempting playback on an outdated device

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbass 2 enters the tank to rescue Dumbass 1

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the one where H2S kills a worker in a mine site pump station
    >his wife comes looking for him and also dies
    >she brought the kids so they're waiting in the car for hours until someone finds both their parents dead

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The one about the ice rink
    >Two chemicals literally side-by-side in tanks
    >Two pipes connecting
    >If both these chemicals mix its toxic
    >They literally leave them touching the whole time

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >youtube keeps suggesting me random historical industrial accidents
    >fricking okay
    >learn about the Oppau explosion, germany 1920's
    >workers were using controlled blasts to break apart solidified ammonium sulfate and ammonium nitrate fertilizer
    >mixture supposedly made the combination inert, and safe to break apart with charges, and had been done so thousands of times before
    >except this time it reacted so violently it caused an explosion equivalent to 1-2 kilotonnes of tnt, and the explosion was heard as far away as france

    Fun fact, this was only 10% of the material of a mostly empty storage (4500 metric tonnes left over from a 50000 tonne storage), if the entire thing had gone up the explosion would have been larger than both of the atomic bomb drops combined.

    Industrial accidents are crazy shit.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaan

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its the Oklahoma blowout

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imbatublow

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    -IGGER!

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    delta p is stored in the balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're jacking off and your hand gets too close to the hole and gets sucked in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sandy Cheeks causes Delta P

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't google hydraulic injection injuries

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a freak way to lose a hand

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EIYIHGIGH the delta p I just wanted to be a welder on Mars!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has this thread gone on so long without a mention of Lac Magantic?

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