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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    G

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pass the controller bro, I got this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these modded joysticks are just what I need to be good at street fighter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      love those pimped out thumbsticks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Logitech

      That should had been their first red flag.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they use a normal Xbox joystick? I have had one for ages and it still works perfectly fine.
      Also, what do you gain from a trip like that anyway?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO THERE
    SUBMARINE FROM MY NIGHTMARES
    A CRACK IN MY CARBON FIBER HULL
    AN UNEXPECTED IMPLOSION

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t feel pain, but I feel more than you’d ever know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he also hitting on girls and using the submarine story as a way to garner sympathy for pussy?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        based if true. pretty sure it was just his stepdad anyway

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm beyond fascinated with this disaster kino. I would pay thousands for a recording of their final moments. Apparently they may have been able to hear the carbon fiber shell delaminating, given we know they were trying to ascend rapidly before the implosion. Can you imagine? Alarms going off and shit? So sick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody that is willing to put in more effort than me should make this, much like in the style of those "anon goes to the kinoplex" videos

      I can imagine it now, sounds of creaking metal, mans voices shouting, overly loud controller clicking noises, shit like that, but during the whole thing a shitty radio static version of celine dion is playing in the background

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alarms going off
      you think that cheapskate son of a b***h had a built-in alarm?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does carbon fiber shell delaminating sound like?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ACK

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    next time someone ask you to go on a submarine, you ask if they have insurance first.

    Guy was denied ALL insurance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why white men explored mountains while you lived in a cave.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about I just never go in a sub? There is nothing down there worth seeing anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've grown tired of your safety concerns to be honest. Grow some balls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the last thing that went through his head (other than the atlantic ocean) were those safety concerns he ignored.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real tragedy is that he was right.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who needs safety la, we’re only going to the densest depths of our planet in a sun the size of a sewage pipe piloted by an xbox controller
        Did this man happen to be on one of those to TLC reality shows? He seems like he would’ve been perfect on one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "quote from man imploded"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      next time you go on a hiking trail, ask if they have insurance first.

      hiking trails are always denied ALL insurance

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implosion instead of oxygen deprivation on the sea floor kino

    shame

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need the HBO mini-series to come out
    >Opens with the final descent of the sub, passengers are apprehensive but excited, Stockton Rush front and center looking forward to another successful Titanic dive
    >All the sudden, indicator lights on the touchpad start to go from green to red, Rush notices and begins to radio the surface
    >surface ship radios back frantically, trying to get in touch to no answer
    >Nargeolet drops the ballast, begins mashing buttons on the logitech controller to no avail, cut to a virtual dial on the touchpad showing depth increasing, not decreasing
    >Interior lights begin flickering, Rush's pained face scanning the submarine interior and his terrified fellow passengers as audible creaks and groans are emanating from the sub walls
    >Cut to black with a loud, reverberating "THUNK" sound
    >Cut to Stockton Rush, 20 years earlier

    But worry not, you'll get your crush porn
    >Last episode (maybe 5 or 6), full slow-mo animation of the sub imploding as what's happening is narrated by an expert explaining the accident to some reporter or safety hearing
    >frame-by-frame of seawater crashing through the sub walls like hydraulic rams, air beginning to compress and superheat to luminosity, Rush's face framed in the center as it distorts and is crushed into red goo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      -by-frame of seawater crashing through the sub walls like hydraulic rams, air beginning to compress and superheat to luminosity, Rush's face framed in the center as it distorts and is crushed into red goo
      >'instant karma' starts playing for the cut to credits

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, nice one

        Is it more kino that the CEO died there with them and got to witness his mistake first-hand, or would it have been better if he was in the boat at the time and had to explain his lack of safety measures to the media?

        He would've gotten away with it scot-free because of his money and connections. Him being in there with them was the only way he would experience the consequences of his actions.

        The guy was descended from two Declaration of Independence signers, that's where his goofy name came from (Richard Stockton and Dr. Benjamin Rush). That's as blue blood as it gets in the US. Going down with the ship wasn't just appropriate but likely the only way he would have suffered for killing the others

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >descended from two Declaration of Independence signers,
          So he is a spook and the entire thing was fake. Just like the Titanic sinking. People in charge were afraid that every idiot could vuild a sub and check on the wreck, inevitably realizing that it's not there and a lie, so they conjured this bogus story about a tourist sub that imploded to kill the entire Titanic tourism thing before it can happen. The supposed victims on the subs are of course some billionaires i.e. intel plants like Elon, who will just live on after Langley gives them another identity.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The earth is also flat, dinosaur bones are fake, and Trump's going to rally all the patriots in two more weeks, right?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it more kino that the CEO died there with them and got to witness his mistake first-hand, or would it have been better if he was in the boat at the time and had to explain his lack of safety measures to the media?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would've gotten away with it scot-free because of his money and connections. Him being in there with them was the only way he would experience the consequences of his actions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't really witness anything he just exploded
      He died in darkness but at least it was instant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't really witness anything he just exploded

        It wasn't instant and they made an emergency accent.

        In a multi-layered carbon fiber haul like that they probably heard something like this for some time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they likely knew something was wrong, and possibly heard the beggings of the failure...but the actuall implosion event was effectively instantaneous. It was something like 14 milliseconds...they were dead before their brain registered the information

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They had at least 17 minutes of pure terror according to the transcript which may or may not be real

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, that happened.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i implod sumdarine for she

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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