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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting made requires you getting shot in the back of the head

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real greaseball shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene never made sense to me. To become a "made man" you have to get shot in the head?? Don't the Italian realize how dangerous that is? Hardly anybody could survive that. Why would you even want to get "made" if it meant going through that???

      It wasn't part of the ceremony you morons. Tommy realized no one cared to show up and was humiliated so they quickly put him out of his misery before he an hero'd or went postal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His smile and optimism: gone.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chekhov's gun in the back
          wowzie epic kino

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does Star Trek have to do with Goodfellas?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everything

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And in here is my wife's son's room....

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think they'd send at least someone else other than these two geriatric fricks to take out a volatile psycho like Tommy. What if he turned around or the gun misfired or something, he could easily beat both of them to death

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were fricking with him. If they'd sent some goons he would have suspected something was up

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally why Luca Brasi got killed in The Godfather.
              >you're going to send your one scariest guy to talk to us? NOPE

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You'd think they'd send at least someone else other than these two geriatric fricks to take out a volatile psycho like Tommy.
            One of them was Paulie's brother. Nobody really knows who did it IRL.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scorsese only works with the same bunch of greaseball actors he's used since the 1970's.
            They are old as frick and look ridiculous in mafia movies.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude he's 5'4 lmao if the gun misfires they would of tossed him around like a dog toy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don’t really know what happened IRL. It could have gone down like that, or Gotti could have gotten ahold of Tommy and tortured him for a few days because Batts was Gotti’s mentor. Tommy’s body was never found.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know from multiple accounts that he was cut in half with a chainsaw while he was alive. What no one knows is what happened to his body.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We don’t really know what happened IRL
              We don't know for a fact but the IRL rumor was he was beaten to death by a dozen guys with baseball bats at the ceremony.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this isnt anime. 2 old men with guns would kill you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          good ending

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He sat on one ass cheek the whole way over!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wholesome

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the strong survive.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PART 2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't want to miss this, watch!

        Now he truly is Billy Batts

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am ALL the mafia!
          >And I am all the baseball bats

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 geriatric men looking tough

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why was casino so dark and disturbing compared to goodfellas?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was Top Gear for a solid second

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn it you beat me to it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being clubbed to death by three Jay Lenos

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >on today's episode of top gear, we play a prank on hammond

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we made an example
        how. literally no one saw it or would ever know how brutal their deaths were.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that power grab on some italian midget thinking he's hot shit
      surprised it didn't happen earlier

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Now he truly is Billy Batts

      >...Billy Batts?! No..we killed you... WE KILLED YOU!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Narration cuts out the moment he gets brained
      More movies need to do this shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He literally ACKs! in the voiceover
      How did they get away with this?????

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH YEH

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't want to miss this, watch!

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Santoro, I'm CIA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uhh you don't get to bring friends

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't fly so good!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Frank Vincent so much bros

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene never made sense to me. To become a "made man" you have to get shot in the head?? Don't the Italian realize how dangerous that is? Hardly anybody could survive that. Why would you even want to get "made" if it meant going through that???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't resist gunshots to the head
      NGMI

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you survive getting shot in the head and live it shows how tough you are and that you're mob material, Tommy just couldn't take it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was real greaseball shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you even want to get "made" if it meant going through that???
      Spoken like someone who would never manage to be made.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was among the italians.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tried everything they could.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mobsters get shot at all the time. Why would they waste their time with someone who can’t even handle a measly bullet to the head?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes you immune to the bullets, you build up a resistance to them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is dead may never die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was supposed to dodge the bullet like a real smart mafia cat boy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like drinking the water of life in Dune, only the strongest will survive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how Henry was going on about how you can't kill a made man? Remember how they violently murdered the shit out of Billy yet he was still alive in the trunk somehow? A shot to the back of the head is what separates someone who isn't made to someone who is.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you may want to lie down, this is going to take a while...

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was too violent for me, but at least it wasn't as gory as Casino.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a really poor special effect.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me every time I go to a party

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was among the elves
    >real santa's helpers shit

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you shoot a man in the head
    before throwing him out of a plane

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Tommy whacked but not Jimmy and Henry?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy was the one that started shit with the made man. The other 2 were just helping a homie out after the fact.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        IRL Jimmy was the one who goaded Tommy into killing him because he took over Batts business while he was in jail and didn't want to give it back now that he was out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The boss Paul was cucking Henry Hill with his wife while he was in the can for 10 years. Tommy tried to rape her (2/2 for Lorraine Bracco) one time and she told Paul who in turn handed Tommy over to Gambinos.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For real?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes thats the real life story but isn't in the movie because the real life story was way more graphic, real mob guys are not like the GodFather, They were the Heroin/Dope kingpins of their day and vicious killers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ya know, George, I used to be something of a criminal myself. I grew up in Brooklyn and eventually turned rat and informed on my old crew. Witness protection moved us to Massachusetts, your 2 older sisters and their mother eventually couldn't stand it so they moved back home. I remarried and had you, our last name isnt even really Jung. It's Hill.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy was an unstable psycho who could go ballistic at the drop of a hat. Probably the shit with Phil was the tip of the iceberg and a dozen other mob guys wanted him dead for some other reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy was an unstable psycho who could go ballistic at the drop of a hat. Probably the shit with Phil was the tip of the iceberg and a dozen other mob guys wanted him dead for some other reason.

      Supposedly Paulie was having an affair with Karen while Henry was in prison. During that time, Tommy beat up and attempted to rape Karen, so the common theory is that Paulie had him killed for that (or handed him over to the Gambinos and let them do it).

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he’s gone and we couldnt do nuttin aboudit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gone, wadda mean gone?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was going to be a Made Woman

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even you, Brut-

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sick temper, Tyrannus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Billy Batts was a citizen, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Romans. It was real centurion shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Billy Batts was a citizen, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Romans. It was real centurion shit.

      Fricking kek

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm Frankie Sharp, Sharp Records. I saw your performance in my limo, and although I believe you're extremely talented, I think now is just the wrong time.

    I'm sorry."

    *POW*

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