modern holmes >autist with encyclopedic knowledge of everything
classic holmes >avoids learning information that isn't relevant to his current case or crime solving in general because he believes there's only so much space onside his head
classic holmes would also be unfazed by a naked woman b/c he knew their true nature; they were two-faced and duplicitous. he even mocks watson for somping for a woman, lol
stated. Holmes would be outraged that she showed up in such a manner and would demand she put clothes on. You obviously know shit about the Victorian age. Men in that era where furthest thing from dumps. They were gentleman away women but women were not to be taken seriously. They were not allows to vote or have a say in any important matters. Outside of marrying, having kids and having them raise them, that’s all interaction Victorian men wanted with women. To hang out with women would be like a grown man wanting to hang out with children.
"idiot"? my post is literally true. he loses to Irene, in a very embarrassing way. during hounds of baskerville, he lets the woman co-conspirator go. during the short blackmail story, he watches a woman murder the blackmailer and he lets her go. but a similar situation, with the old seamen all trying to marry the same woman, where one of them ends up falling in love with her and deciding to protect her so he shoots one of the other men, holmes condemns him and hands him over to the police. and in the story with the russian woman hiding in her husband's room after dropping her glasses, after he catches her she kills herself.
oh, and there's the woman with the bastard kid as well, which isn't a crime so much as an offense against her husband, but what does the husband do when holmes helps him findout? he just homes "omg woman are wonderful, I will raise this other man's kid as my own, I CANT BELIEVE YOU'D THINK ID DO ANYTHING ELSE".
literally every single woman who does anything even remotely wrong in every single story gets away with it unless by her own hand
Holy shit that's true kek, but in his defense >Holmes lost from underestimating Irene since she was a woman >Milverton was hated by everyone, including Holmes, and it was his job at the time to ensure he didn't release the papers; murder solves both problems >don't remember >kid wasn't a bastard, was from previous marriage with the kid's father dead
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To add on, for the Russian woman didn't the husband abandon her and leave her to die or something? Holmes always believed in justice over merely simping for women. He also lets several men go because he believed they didn't *really* do wrong or that they were incapable of commiting crime again (Blue Carbuncle off the top of my head)
I see your point. Again, because viewed women as children. So having a woman get one up on Sherlock was shocking. Now it’s the norm in israelite woke culture
classic holmes would also be unfazed by a naked woman b/c he knew their true nature; they were two-faced and duplicitous. he even mocks watson for somping for a woman, lol
Kek this is true, off the top of my head I remember Holmes: >doesn't bother learning that the Earth revolves around the sun >instructs Watson to look up "vampires" >solves a case by looking up the KKK in an encyclopedia
Meanwhile he has memorized >various types of dirt that can be found around London >wrote an article on identifying different types of tobacco ashes
sherlock unironically being a geocentrist is another example of how stupid this show is
the heliocentric model is generic knowledge, he would have encountered it many times in all his readings. the idea something so basic could have eluded him defies explanation.
the cringe big black wiener show is made by literal midwits.
I'm talking about the books. Sherlock being geocentric was from the very first novel/writing he appeared in; later Doyle admitted it was probably unrealistic but every "pilot" is rough in that way
>its more believable in Victorian England
Man, Sherlock first appeared in the 1880s. He was contemporary with stuff like the New General Catalogue, or Draper's astrophotography
that woman is hot
i often think about this scene and it's just emblematic of what a dumb show this is. like her being naked isn't a massive clue in itself. this is a woman with no inhibitions. it should be a huge red flag for holmes. normal women do not do this.
Obviously he should still be able to see clues on her body itself, but he was also totally thrown and distracted due to his own psychological weakness. It was a clever moment, much better than him figuring out her passcode at the end.
I hate that I love breasts so much. I could honestly be lured off a cliff or into committing violent crimes just with the promise of touching a nice pair of breasts. Frick these animal urges! I wish to be free of them! But I can't! I need the boobies! Nipples please I must suck them! I must feel the mounts and caress them and worship them and lose all my humanity by their mere visage. All logic, all emotions, all everything betrayed by a simple female breast. I'd swim an oceans length. I'd dive from a mountain top with no parachute. I'd fight a million venomous snakes and bears and walk across the antarctic bare foot for just one squeeze! Oh lord! If you were to pluck my eyes from my head I could still see them in my minds eye! Those beautiful peaks with pointed nipples on top waiting for me! Woah is this tragedy of a life that I can not have in my hands a womans breasts 24/7!
If only Sherlock planned ahead for this 10 years ago and started cooming 5 times a day to hardcore porn then this wouldn't fazed him. Really out of character.
In high school I had my first and only girlfriend and she took me over to her place after we had been “dating” for like three months and she led me into her bedroom and took her clothes off and I didn’t really know what to do so I freaked out and left and never talked to her again
It’s amazing how influential Sherlock Holmes is. Watching X Files it’s clearly a Holmes-Watson dynamic. Scully being a doctor. Even reference Sherlock in one episode where Mulder has sex with a British lady on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s grave
modern holmes
>autist with encyclopedic knowledge of everything
classic holmes
>avoids learning information that isn't relevant to his current case or crime solving in general because he believes there's only so much space onside his head
> modern holmes
>autist with encyclopedic knowledge of everything
Women hate Holmes because he’s Victorian. So they go out of their way make him a moron around women or have a sister who is smarter than him
every story with a woman antagonist, holmes either loses or lets her go, or one time she kills herself. victorians were simps.
Idiot as
stated. Holmes would be outraged that she showed up in such a manner and would demand she put clothes on. You obviously know shit about the Victorian age. Men in that era where furthest thing from dumps. They were gentleman away women but women were not to be taken seriously. They were not allows to vote or have a say in any important matters. Outside of marrying, having kids and having them raise them, that’s all interaction Victorian men wanted with women. To hang out with women would be like a grown man wanting to hang out with children.
"idiot"? my post is literally true. he loses to Irene, in a very embarrassing way. during hounds of baskerville, he lets the woman co-conspirator go. during the short blackmail story, he watches a woman murder the blackmailer and he lets her go. but a similar situation, with the old seamen all trying to marry the same woman, where one of them ends up falling in love with her and deciding to protect her so he shoots one of the other men, holmes condemns him and hands him over to the police. and in the story with the russian woman hiding in her husband's room after dropping her glasses, after he catches her she kills herself.
oh, and there's the woman with the bastard kid as well, which isn't a crime so much as an offense against her husband, but what does the husband do when holmes helps him findout? he just homes "omg woman are wonderful, I will raise this other man's kid as my own, I CANT BELIEVE YOU'D THINK ID DO ANYTHING ELSE".
literally every single woman who does anything even remotely wrong in every single story gets away with it unless by her own hand
Holy shit that's true kek, but in his defense
>Holmes lost from underestimating Irene since she was a woman
>Milverton was hated by everyone, including Holmes, and it was his job at the time to ensure he didn't release the papers; murder solves both problems
>don't remember
>kid wasn't a bastard, was from previous marriage with the kid's father dead
To add on, for the Russian woman didn't the husband abandon her and leave her to die or something? Holmes always believed in justice over merely simping for women. He also lets several men go because he believed they didn't *really* do wrong or that they were incapable of commiting crime again (Blue Carbuncle off the top of my head)
I see your point. Again, because viewed women as children. So having a woman get one up on Sherlock was shocking. Now it’s the norm in israelite woke culture
classic holmes would also be unfazed by a naked woman b/c he knew their true nature; they were two-faced and duplicitous. he even mocks watson for somping for a woman, lol
That's how women treat literally every male character.
Kek this is true, off the top of my head I remember Holmes:
>doesn't bother learning that the Earth revolves around the sun
>instructs Watson to look up "vampires"
>solves a case by looking up the KKK in an encyclopedia
Meanwhile he has memorized
>various types of dirt that can be found around London
>wrote an article on identifying different types of tobacco ashes
sherlock unironically being a geocentrist is another example of how stupid this show is
the heliocentric model is generic knowledge, he would have encountered it many times in all his readings. the idea something so basic could have eluded him defies explanation.
the cringe big black wiener show is made by literal midwits.
I'm talking about the books. Sherlock being geocentric was from the very first novel/writing he appeared in; later Doyle admitted it was probably unrealistic but every "pilot" is rough in that way
its more believable in Victorian England than in modern times
now that information is widely available.
>its more believable in Victorian England
Man, Sherlock first appeared in the 1880s. He was contemporary with stuff like the New General Catalogue, or Draper's astrophotography
And?
frick you're dumb. It's always meant to be a token of his outrageous eccentricity not because it was "plausible" at the time.
>frick you're dumb
yeah ok let's see your credentials smart guy
I wish they would do self-contained episodes of him solving crimes
I hate the story arcs with Moriarty and his sister and boring shit like that
House MD did this better than Sherlock ironically
that woman is hot
i often think about this scene and it's just emblematic of what a dumb show this is. like her being naked isn't a massive clue in itself. this is a woman with no inhibitions. it should be a huge red flag for holmes. normal women do not do this.
Obviously he should still be able to see clues on her body itself, but he was also totally thrown and distracted due to his own psychological weakness. It was a clever moment, much better than him figuring out her passcode at the end.
cringe, holmes isn't supposed to be an anime protagonist or an incel
Correct. "Sherlock can't think while he has an erection" is one of the dumbest fricking ideas this show ever had, which is saying something.
had sex last night and this morning naked women are the best bros
pretty cool, i slept in
Frick off normie
get a job, any job, escape poverty, and have sex
your suffering is entirely self-inflicted
I hate that I love breasts so much. I could honestly be lured off a cliff or into committing violent crimes just with the promise of touching a nice pair of breasts. Frick these animal urges! I wish to be free of them! But I can't! I need the boobies! Nipples please I must suck them! I must feel the mounts and caress them and worship them and lose all my humanity by their mere visage. All logic, all emotions, all everything betrayed by a simple female breast. I'd swim an oceans length. I'd dive from a mountain top with no parachute. I'd fight a million venomous snakes and bears and walk across the antarctic bare foot for just one squeeze! Oh lord! If you were to pluck my eyes from my head I could still see them in my minds eye! Those beautiful peaks with pointed nipples on top waiting for me! Woah is this tragedy of a life that I can not have in my hands a womans breasts 24/7!
If only Sherlock planned ahead for this 10 years ago and started cooming 5 times a day to hardcore porn then this wouldn't fazed him. Really out of character.
do you think sherlock go a boner or nah?
In high school I had my first and only girlfriend and she took me over to her place after we had been “dating” for like three months and she led me into her bedroom and took her clothes off and I didn’t really know what to do so I freaked out and left and never talked to her again
t. me
Can you solve crimes?
It’s amazing how influential Sherlock Holmes is. Watching X Files it’s clearly a Holmes-Watson dynamic. Scully being a doctor. Even reference Sherlock in one episode where Mulder has sex with a British lady on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s grave
pretty much every Detective show has that dynamic.
Not really. Not some tall unorthodox almost autistic genius and a more grounded doctor. Most detective shows are like Law & Order shit