>genuine emotions are gay and lame
If these are his genuine emotions, he IS gay. This is a very gay poem to write. He's allowed to be gay but lets not mince words here, he's a creepy older man whose attracted to someone who could be his son and he wrote a fawning poem about it. Gay.
Modern globohomosexual means dudes need to be on the defensive 24/7
I could see that being completely in character for Gurney since he is also a musician.
"that slide down", "going to offer me something" are a touch suggestive. Brolin's eyes are gliding over a youthful body, one that has power to give and Brolin isn't in control of himself should he take it.
sadly our society is not advanced enough culturally like ancient greece where platonically complimenting the smooth thighs and tight bussy of a twink is just seen as a normal no homosexual compliment between men.
its a shitty poem homosexual thats it you dumb frick and yes i can write something better and already have and no i wont fricking post it for your filthy fricking eyes to defile you subhuman Black person piece of hrt addled shit
You're not wrong, but he literally wrote a homoerotic poem about his costar. My dude coulda written about ANYTHING and he wrote about how hot and young Chalameet is
I do agree that we shouldn't shit on this. This is pretty badass to straight up write a poem to a dude you know and admire. That being said, it is also extremely fricking gay
I thought this guy was Tom Holland, I swear he was called Tom Holland and then like 2 weeks ago his name changed to some French shit, I am not making this up there is a literal glitch in the matrix.
When I first read the headline the other week I thought it said "Henry Rollins" instead of Josh Brolin. i don't know why. Guess I'm a schizophrenic. Or dyslectic.
Either way I didn't react since Henry Rollins writing poems about men wasn't surprising.
I'm an oldgay here and I was actually going to come to Brolin's defense and say this poem was maybe more a lamentation of aging and the conflict he feels appreciating a youthful beauty he can't ever hope to achieve anymore. But then I saw this pic and yeah, Brolin's a wiener-goccling fruit. My bad.
Doesn't matter, he's a man in his 50s that looks like he shaved his whole body. It's disturbing and, might be explained away if not also for the poem. It's really the combo that makes it hard to argue.
name a single man in hollywood who you are so sure is straight you would stake your life on it
the rules are:
If you choose someone and there exists evidence like this
Extremely crusty
https://i.imgur.com/bvCPF0r.jpeg
Oh no brolin bros NOT LIKE THIS
A jury can still declare there is a preponderance of evidence that the person is gay and as a result you die
Who do you choose
I'm getting from this either: >Timmy tou're a great guy snf I think you may want to be my friend, but the age differnece is so vast i dont think that's gonna work for me
or >god I want to frick this boy's face. or maybe he wants me to frick his face, i dont know
My boyfriend gets extremely jealous and angry when I watch kino with TC and once called him an ugly little israelite rat which was... surprising. So he definitely has an effect on certain men.
>normal words that could have just as easily gone into a letter organized arbitrarily into stanzas in order to make them seem more significant by making them 1000x more annoying to read
If your poem has no rhyme or rhythm its just a masturbatory editorial
He needs to get that return key fixed.
He refuses
bussy status?
what's wrong with this? He's admiring a younger actor while also being vulnerable in revealing that admiration also makes him fear his own age
oh wait I forgot we're so irony poisoned as a society that genuine emotions are gay and lame and you should just shut up and consoom
correct, he types like a homosexual and both got raped by some producer
>genuine emotions are gay and lame
If these are his genuine emotions, he IS gay. This is a very gay poem to write. He's allowed to be gay but lets not mince words here, he's a creepy older man whose attracted to someone who could be his son and he wrote a fawning poem about it. Gay.
Chalamet is almost 30. He's a geriatric at this point.
Brolin is twice his age, well enough older than him to be his father. And Brolin is gay.
I strongly dislike claiming someone is homosexual without giving them a chance to defend themselves.
Okay, homosexual. Got any response proving you aren't gay?
>Okay, homosexual. Got any response proving you aren't gay?
Try to suck my wiener. I won't come. In fact I'll probably barely get hard.
nobody cares gay
all Hollywood actors are gays anon you should know this by now
his defense would be not writing a gay ass poem
>yes I wrote a poem about a boy's cheekbones, and how he was going to offer me something
>wait, what do you mean "gay"?
>Brolin is gay.
No he's not, although he's bicurious enough to write that extremely homoerotic poem.
>mince words
Heh, nice
This, being vulnerable is one thing but it sounds like he wants to cum in his butthole
Modern globohomosexual means dudes need to be on the defensive 24/7
I could see that being completely in character for Gurney since he is also a musician.
This. It's rather pathetic seeing straight dudes reinforncing shit that is toxic for them
"that slide down", "going to offer me something" are a touch suggestive. Brolin's eyes are gliding over a youthful body, one that has power to give and Brolin isn't in control of himself should he take it.
>He's admiring a younger actor
he wants to frick him
The poem fricking sucks
why?
sadly our society is not advanced enough culturally like ancient greece where platonically complimenting the smooth thighs and tight bussy of a twink is just seen as a normal no homosexual compliment between men.
why are polish zoomers so gay
what is he going to offer him?
that shit gay af
YOUNG CHALLAMET, PLAY YOUR LITTLE SONG
YOUNG CHALLAMET, YOUR FLUTE IS MY DONG
>"geez guys, why do you critizise his poem?"
its a shitty poem homosexual thats it you dumb frick and yes i can write something better and already have and no i wont fricking post it for your filthy fricking eyes to defile you subhuman Black person piece of hrt addled shit
Gurney hallek is supposed to be a poet/troubador in Dune.
He's literally, quite literally character acting.
>Gurney hallek is supposed to be a poet/troubador in Dune.
>He's literally, quite literally character acting.
Gurney wasn't gay for Paul, though! That was Duncan Idaho.
You're not wrong, but he literally wrote a homoerotic poem about his costar. My dude coulda written about ANYTHING and he wrote about how hot and young Chalameet is
i love poetry
and that
was gay
really really gay
like the way
OP makes me feel
when
he is
always
a gay
your fingers tap tap
on the keys
and i hear you
shit posting
but i'm not sure
i want >>(You)
in my bussy
anymore
that was pretty gay not gonna lie
thank you bro, it was meant to be
I do agree that we shouldn't shit on this. This is pretty badass to straight up write a poem to a dude you know and admire. That being said, it is also extremely fricking gay
Shut up you homosexual.
what compels someone to write something so gay
Lack of a strong male support network.
>Oh twinkie twinkie little twinkie
>I will keep dreaming with your juicy bussy even in the afterlife
all I can imagine is Brolin's goatee repeatedly smashing into Timmy's hairless crotch
>all I can imagine is Brolin's goatee repeatedly smashing into Timmy's hairless crotch
least gay anon in this thread
BUSSIAN AL GAIB
actors are by definition fruity
but this is a bit too fruity
what the hell is wrong with josh brolin
gossiping about whether or not a poem is gay is gay
I thought this guy was Tom Holland, I swear he was called Tom Holland and then like 2 weeks ago his name changed to some French shit, I am not making this up there is a literal glitch in the matrix.
Tom Holland is a history expert from Britain
I thought Timothee Chalamet was Finn Wolfhard for the longest time and Tom Holland was Lucas Hedges
He definitely wanted to get smashed by Timmy's israelitewiener and got rejected. Typical Hollywood bugger.
as an aging gay I get it, but chalamet is a rat looking israelite so brolin is big loser
What I got from that is that he wants to blow big loads up Chalamet’s arse. Actors are gay unless otherwise proven.
GAY THANOS!!!
Imagine writing a poem for your coworker. Fricking homosexual
The gayest shit I've ever read. Brolin is no longer able to play alpha male types. Put a dress on him, the guy is feminised.
How do you respond to this without sounding rude?
All actors are gay
>B..b..but what about...!
All actors are gay
When I first read the headline the other week I thought it said "Henry Rollins" instead of Josh Brolin. i don't know why. Guess I'm a schizophrenic. Or dyslectic.
Either way I didn't react since Henry Rollins writing poems about men wasn't surprising.
Thank you for that blogpost.
You're welcome.
PAUSE
Timothee chalamet oh timothee chalamet
What rhymes with chalamet?
Frick!
Marmalade? Banana bread?
Anyway
I want to frick timothee chalamet
Signed
JB
kino
Crust status?
Extremely crusty
Would
homie what the frick
Imagine the smell.
eeewwwwww
Eh, I've done worse than him. Sure, oil him up
>No body hair
Eww looks like a worm
Ghey or ex-hippie?
I'm an oldgay here and I was actually going to come to Brolin's defense and say this poem was maybe more a lamentation of aging and the conflict he feels appreciating a youthful beauty he can't ever hope to achieve anymore. But then I saw this pic and yeah, Brolin's a wiener-goccling fruit. My bad.
That was a picture for his wife
Doesn't matter, he's a man in his 50s that looks like he shaved his whole body. It's disturbing and, might be explained away if not also for the poem. It's really the combo that makes it hard to argue.
BROLIN BOOBA
Well-baked
Imagine being a solar God and see thousands of people flashing their buttholes at you at the beach
A sensitive area of the body being tanned, does he have no common sense the results
I would eat his black hole.
name a single man in hollywood who you are so sure is straight you would stake your life on it
the rules are:
If you choose someone and there exists evidence like this
A jury can still declare there is a preponderance of evidence that the person is gay and as a result you die
Who do you choose
Clint Eastwood
>name a single man in hollywood who you are so sure is straight you would stake your life on it
Denzel Washington
tommy lee jones
Neil Patrick Harris
literally gayer than having gay sex, by a wide margin
I'm getting from this either:
>Timmy tou're a great guy snf I think you may want to be my friend, but the age differnece is so vast i dont think that's gonna work for me
or
>god I want to frick this boy's face. or maybe he wants me to frick his face, i dont know
Josh Brolin deserves better than Timmy's abused israelitebussy
I never get what gays and b***hes see about this skelly dude...
He's israeli and a twink, both the opposite of what you should be looking on a man (white and manly) it's brainwashing propaganda
goes to show you should never age
no point in living if you dont look young
I fricking hate actors so much bros
was brolin there with kevin nash on that fateful summer night?
My boyfriend gets extremely jealous and angry when I watch kino with TC and once called him an ugly little israelite rat which was... surprising. So he definitely has an effect on certain men.
homo
Does he feel he's competing for women's attention with TC, or TC's pretty like a girl?
Poetry is such immense homosexualry.
>normal words that could have just as easily gone into a letter organized arbitrarily into stanzas in order to make them seem more significant by making them 1000x more annoying to read
If your poem has no rhyme or rhythm its just a masturbatory editorial
Safe to say most of Hollywood is gay. Gay until proven straight.
I just lost a lot of respect for Brolin for this.
Why would you ever hold any respect for an actor, let alone one that you have never met?
He was cool in Sicario and he really seems he just plays himself.
No Country for Gay Men
Gay and Reddit af
Gay and embarrassing.
AYOOOO
seems fine, nice gesture
No homo, he also wrote one for Pugh.
what's wrong with acknowledging a new leader in a generation of young actors?
he is saying he recognizes him as the top dog and he is passing his mantle on for him to take the lead