>OH NO I HAVE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME

>OH NO I HAVE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >witness protection
    >normal
    have fun sleeping with one eye open and a knife under the pillow, punk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real henry Hill got shitfaced on Stern while bragging about being a rat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked up Witness protection too and was still a cokehead and dealt a bit. His wife was still a frickup too, but she eventually split.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His wife
          she was getting balled by this looker behind his back too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Goodfellas is pretty historically accurate except for the obvious exaggerated Hollywoodization of the drama and the fact that most of the real life characters are not very attractive compared to their actor counterparts. You can tell Henry Hill was the type who had to rely on his charisma rather than his looks

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              absolutely. sometimes compressing/combining certain events and people bothers me in movies but with others (Goodfellas, Black Mass for example) they do it so well that it works

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was Black Mass any good? How accurate was it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went into it expecting garbage after reading "Whitey", overall I really liked it. Damon was kino. Not a Cumberbunch fan but he did well. Edgerton was too annoying but it didn't detract imo. I wish they had been able to show more of his life, like his early bank robberies, time at Alcatraz, and life on the run in the 90's/00's but there was only so much you could fit in there so I get it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cumberbunch
                He was in this?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, plays Billy Bulger. Looks enough like him and does a decent Boston accent to pull it off. You don't see too much of him so it works.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real henry was signing cookbooks in the open like he begged to be clipped. He was a fricking idiot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          After a certain point, people stop caring (caring to track you down and kill you, that is). Sammy The Bull went straight back to living in the open and committing crime. No one ever came to shoot him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The mafia was weaker and less spread out like it used to be too. But there's plenty of snitches or people who are inconvenient who still get killed in other gangs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He fricked up Witness protection too and was still a cokehead and dealt a bit. His wife was still a frickup too, but she eventually split.

          Unironically kinda based. If you're gonna be a rat you might as well be the ballsiest, loudest, unapologetic rat you can be.

          I wonder if it was a gambit. RICO fricking the mob's collective shit up definitely helped save him, but being as public as he was probably didn't hurt. He was so outspoken that no unnatural death would have been subtle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically kinda based. If you're gonna be a rat you might as well be the ballsiest, loudest, unapologetic rat you can be.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real henry was signing cookbooks in the open like he begged to be clipped. He was a fricking idiot

        Unironically kinda based. If you're gonna be a rat you might as well be the ballsiest, loudest, unapologetic rat you can be.

        If it wasn't for RICO completely dismantling the mafia, Hill would have died full of holes rather than from heart disease.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People in witness protection are extremely super fricking hard to find. Why do you think they call it "witness protection"?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real life isn't like the movies. It's nearly impossible (except for a few rare cases) to find them.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Misses the point of the movie
    Go watch some capeshit.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup on spaghetti
    Was this literal or was he calling out canned pasta sauces as spaghetti?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like me being Asian and laughing at the soggy rice slop that white people make.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        your crispy pork belly with sweet rice cant compete with chicken and rice, chicken a la king, wild rice soup, paella or red beans and rice, chang

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >egg noodles and ketchup
    >normal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ketchup on egg noodles
      That's against the geneva convention

      just go to the store and buy spaghetti and marinara?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if they don't sell it in White People, Idaho?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I eat spaghetti all the time here in White People, Idaho.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is shnook?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup on egg noodles
    That's against the geneva convention

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah when you're whole life up to that point was about non stop excitement. A normal life can seem like hell

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People with normal lives want better lives. And people with shit lives want normal lives.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was relatively normal, but intentionally walked into shit. He had a mom and dad (albeit one who beat him). But "as far as I remember, I always wanted to be a gangster".

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a rat is based if you think about it logically.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got mistaken for one just because I was a pothead who hung around some friends with Mexican mafia hookups. They got raided at one point, and just because I was an outsider, I was accused of being a rat. You do not want that. I'm lucky I'm alive and was able to be "logical" with them. I'd be a gore video on this site, if I wasn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you convince them you weren’t?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could say logic like I did above, and it's true. But it was also the first time I really prayed. Not trying to be preachy or anything, but maybe God had my back.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he was right, having a regular 9-5 normie job is fricking soul crushing.
    That was also the only redeeming factor of the gay arc in Sopranos, with that scene where he realised there was no way he could live as some fricking Peon, constantly wilting under a clock. Its almost better to just get whacked instead.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Average Cinemaphilener shits on wagies constantly
    >Also idolizes them in the same breath

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly hes not average if hes disagreeing with the commonly expressed disdain for wagies you moron

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bamp

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Angelo?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spells it out
    Nice job, zoom zoom.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maxresdefault(28)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the problem?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah wageslaveing is fricking shit. If there wasn't autism bux here I'd be a criminal too. Nothing could get me to get a job.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of this moronic zoomer pattern.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What pattern?

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