>OH NO I HAVE TO LIVE A REGULAR LIFE WITH A NICE HOUSE WITHOUT THE FEAR OF BEING MURDERED.

>OH NO I HAVE TO LIVE A REGULAR LIFE WITH A NICE HOUSE WITHOUT THE FEAR OF BEING MURDERED. THIS IS SO HORRIBLE.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's is literally the worst possible way to live

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they called goodfellas if all they did was bad stuff?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tells you in the movie shithead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I get it. They were being ironic. Lol. So clever. Bravo Hill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book it’s based on is called “Wiseguy” because the mafia guys would call each other a wiseguy, but if cops were around they’d call each other a “goodfella” to throw off the cops because these guys were wise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they had to make a sequel

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living a “regular life” would be cool if it wasn’t for having to work. Work ruins everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Henry Hill got a pretty good deal. He gets to stay out of prison and gets to live while later on he gets a book written and then later a movie made about his life which gave him a very huge royalty check. He even made his own book (cookbook) and he appeared on so many talk shows and events. He got it pretty damn good compared to a lot of his buddies like Paul Vario and James Burke (which both ended up dying in prison) of course Henry Hill still had run ins with the law (mostly drug and alcohol abuse)

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't the problem. He tells you he can't get real spaghetti where they sent him. It's enough to drive anyone crazy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I moved out of NY. The food is terrible where I live. But at least im not surrounded by loud smelly chinks, nogs, and dirty latinx.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a tough call.

        >Cannot survive without eating some noodles and ragu sauce

        Do italians really?

        Yes absolutely.

        You can't enjoy spaghetti with a bullet in the back of your head

        Another tough call.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >latinx

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Move to white area
        >Food is dogshit

        Gets the cogs turning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a Black just got domed in front of me from a gang hit
          >mmm this caviar is delicious

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            food and a show, sounds good to me

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Being racist and watching an innocent man get killed isn't a show. That's murder. And that makes you an accessory to murder.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not me i was simply enjoying my gabagool

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See you in prison. Hope you enjoy gabawiener

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cannot survive without eating some noodles and ragu sauce

      Do italians really?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given how fat and ugly all the ones I’ve ever met were it doesn’t surprise me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's the only person in this thread who's had sex.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But enough about your mother's partners

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes he is my dad what gave it away?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you both reek of pajeet vibes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He makes love to his food as he eats it, no woman will ever know such a loving hand. Rumor has it that he clog every single toilet he uses, like an undefeated champion of the pipes. I think he is sponsored by Carl's Jr. and Taco Bell.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Haha my hecklin sexist joke about women being unpure emotional spiritual vampires and that [random object] is far more pure then having sex with women. [Insert glowing eye roman statue "eat vegetables" jpg here]? Do I fit in yet fellow sexless redditors?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tomorrow we eat sandwiches. You gotta go a diet Vinny
          Who the frick thinks a sandwich is diet food?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            peak Jonah

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the man telling you it’s embarrassing for a man to wear shorts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't enjoy spaghetti with a bullet in the back of your head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how it gets made.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't get real spaghetti where they sent him
      every supermarket in the US carries this

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for Henry, the action was the juice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What action? He mentioned that he was never asked to do any hits besides Billy Batts. I guess he did do a few intense things but really he was just addicted to the drugs and money

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had to get there first

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole movie is a mafia myth, that implies that he will always be paranoid because rats get killed (never happened in witness protection except once that one time in the 70s)

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a finook like you wouldnt understand

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoinks safety is the highest value
    typical bugman mentality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO I NEED TO HURT PEOPLE AND HAVE MY LIFE BE IN DANGER!
      >I'M LITERALLY JUST A FRICKING ANIMAL, AHHH I'VE GOTTA VIOOOOOOLENCE I'M GONNA VIOOOOOLENCE
      Grow up idiot, maybe try to increase the sum total good in the universe.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For him, the action was the juice.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do boomers love media that glamorizes lumpenproles like mobsters?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people can't help themselves. It's like gambling

    >OH NO I HAVE TO LIVE A REGULAR LIFE WITH A STEADY JOB WITHOUT THE FEAR OF GOING INTO DEBT. THIS IS SO HORRIBLE.

    They are wired to seek thrill. I honestly believe that an average criminal would crack even if you give him a billion dollars to live a law abiding life.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He literally tells you his life's dream was being a gangster. Living a nice normal life wasn't enough for him. No you're not supposed to sympathise with him just because he appeals to the audience to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry Hill seemed to still do alright in his life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was an alcoholic drug dealer that got thrown out of witness protection for still committing crimes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he didn't die in prison and he got several good euphoric highs plus he got a movie and book made about him. I call that a win

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He won because of other talented people that used him to make a movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you talking about? He was miserable and kept getting in trouble with the law even
        while in witness protection.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living a normal life really does suck

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie is called Goodfellas
    >None of the three main characters are actual made guys

    Hack writing

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grow up idiot, maybe try to increase the sum total good in the universe.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo i need my heckin gourmet food
    cook it yourself
    >nooo i need the heckin hustle and bustle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really what is stopping him from cooking his own gourmet food? He made a fricking cook book for god's sake.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >opening scene introduces paulie as some big badass who everyone is afraid of
    >rest of the movie he's a dumb boomer moron who doesn't realize everyone is dealing drugs behind his back
    what did they mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers are morons who have stupid views on the war against drugs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learn how to communicate. Some [age bracket] isn't to blame for your failures. And most people don't even identify as an [age bracket] group.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Learn how to communicate
          Nah, frick boomers. They're the Black folk (and israelites) of the white race. They don't understand concepts like love and respect. They are greedy and get mad at everyone else for trying to survive in harsh cold urban jungle despite that's what boomers taught them to do. Boomers are pathetic.

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