oh no, I make all this money, I have a beautiful family and women want to have sex with me all the time, I'm so sad.
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oh no, I make all this money, I have a beautiful family and women want to have sex with me all the time, I'm so sad.
AS THE DAYS GO BY
WATER FLOWING UNDER
And he has a huge wiener btw
of course, how could I forget the penis!
your betters have problems too uggo
that's what happens when you're actually out there living life
I'm handsome, I just don't b***h like a b***h when I run in trouble like that b***h made b***h imitation of a man.
did you even watch the fricking show you literal 6/10?
I'm on season 2 episode 4, it's playing as we speak. I watched it a long time ago but I don't remember much from it except "oh no i'm sad".
>it's playing as we speak
lol keep consuming shit for the sake of consumption and comprehending nothing
I will do you pleb, I'm sure you think you "get it" and act all smart on the interwebs while I'm sitting here in my boxers with my balls empty, eating some chicken wings and drinking a beer. git gut homosexual.
yeah usually when you sit down and pay attention and aren't some dysgenic slob things tend to make much more sense
I'm gonna crack open another cold one and think for half a second about your sad life then carry on, because I don't care about the little internet geniuses that act all superior smelling of piss stains.
b***h should've went in therapy and got his childhood traumas straight, he'd enjoy where he got then
>and think for half a second about your sad life
I don't think about you at all
who cares?
>b***h should've went in therapy
It's a racket for the israelites. Ask any psychiatrist how many patients they've cured.
hello fat
hello
interesting point, very allegorical, the sacred and the propane, still didn't stop him from doing a bit of introspection and actually thinking about where he is and how to get in touch with his experience
you can't, you're not me.
SHUT UP LIVIA
I'm a solid 8.
alcohol is a plebeian addiction that you can control if you're not a b***h
sure, he stole a man's identity and built with it something few man can build, he reached the almost top and he's still a b***h crying b***h breasts.
>I'm a solid 8.
I'm a solid 8 but instead of banging 7's and 8's right now, I'm here hanging out with a bunch of morons
Sure
are the 8's so far above you that you can't fathom they have interests that coincide with what morons have? that's kinda pathetic.
yessir, let's establish a UBI and make sure the price of beer stays low so you can get drunk daily!
to be fair the morons don't even understand why they like anything
I don't think anyone really understands why they like things, it's all a big nothing
shut the frick up homosexual
you can't censor me b***hbreasts, i'm a free man
If none of those things made you happy I imagine it would be pretty upsetting
Alcohol makes you depressed, anon. Especially if you have many regrets in life. It's a disease that you don't understand
>It's a disease
it's literally not
you discipline lacking soulless c**t
>this
Addiction is not a disease, you CHOOSE it every single time you ingest the thing you're addicted to. Addicts who claim they have a disease deserve the drastically shortened lifespan that their addiction creates for refusing to take responsibility for their own actions.
exactly
it's called self-control
I can't even fathom being so weak minded you offload responsibility to something that's entirely controllable to a 'disease'
pathetic
this is assuming we actually have free will
Our actions may be simply the product of biological and environmental factors, with our brains giving us the illusion that our choices belong to us
That's what this is you know, satanic black magic. Sick shit!
no one who says addiction is a disease actually means it literally, anon. a "disease" is just the closest analogy to something physically, mentally and spiritually destructive that only worsens if left unattended. it follows a similar trajectory and pattern as a degenerative disease if treatment or remediation is not sought.
no, you literally just stop and learn discipline like normal adults
homosexual
some addictions to physical substances, notably alcohol and benzos, can actually be physically harmful, or deadly, to withdraw from. it's not as simple as just stopping.
so just gradually drink less until you're okay with no drinking at all. duh, so complicated, oh no better get another beer.
>oh no better get another beer.
>AHHHHHH IS THAT SELF-CONTROL NO I HAVE A DISEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA
shut the frick up you junkie sack of shit no one gives a frick
>It's a disease
it's not. Just put the bottle down lmao
I'm an alcoholic ok. It's a disability and you will all pay me for it so I can survive. Thank. You.
Keep disabling yourself, we won't have to pay for your survival much longer. While you're rotting in a coffin we'll all still be here responsibly enjoying all the alcohol that killed you. Put the bottle down, bozo.
That's not what he's sad about, he's sad about all of that being a literal charade he built up after stealing a dead comrade's identity so he could go AWOL and start up the life we see him living now it's hard to truly enjoy yourself when you know you're living a lie.
"Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
Yes.
is this the plot to Mad Med, The Sopranos or Peaky Blinders?
unironically, many on this board don't know the pain when you reached everything you're supposed to reach, you can buy basically anything you want, you're in bed with a super hot chick you just made cum like 20 times, and you think: is this all there is? and you are afraid of the answer
Yup. What else did you think you were gonna get, snowflake? Enlightenment? Even the Dalai Lama is probably faking it. Its a cruel world, or did your daddy forget to mention that to you?
holy shit what a homosexual boomer
nono, he's right, b***hes need to learn to appreciate what they have instead of running in a rat race for their whole life then acting like "what now"
no I'm going to keep winning non-stop pretty much effortlessly because I'm good looking and charming
keep trying hard though
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
>Even the Dalai Lama is probably faking it
Idk, he looks like he genuinely enjoyed making that boy suck his tongue.
Yeah that is fricked up. Hard to imagine the cultural differences are so extreme that he thought that was appropriate. Easier to believe he is pedo
It is hard to imagine, probably because it's not true and tongue kissing children is pedophilic no matter where you go.
Don is looking for a woman who loves him unconditionally and non-transactionally. This stems from his childhood trauma of being the son of a prostitute who died at childbirth, and being raised in a brothel by a woman who didn't want and resented him.
>Don is looking for a woman who loves him unconditionally and non-transactionally.
We're all Don, and we all experience the soul crushing disappointment of realizing there is no such thing as unconditional love from anyone and no such thing a non-transactional love from women. He knows none of the women in his life would bother pursuing him if he wasn't rich. That's why we all love Don while he's slamming floozies, and feel for Don while he drinks his depression away.
This the thread?
this truly is the thread, welcome, only handsome people allowed tho.
His entire life is a life. He's an alcoholic chain-smoker who constantly violates his interpersonal relationships. He should've killed himself at the end, not to be edgy, but because that's the logical conclusion to his character.
*Life is a lie
>His entire life is a life
whoa
donchads is this true?
No, it was actually a video game. Don Draper was just one of my Sims 2 characters.
>He should've killed himself at the end
Honestly, I agree, it would have been a way better ending.
what are you talking about, he killed himself at the start of every episode HURR DURR
>wife is depressed as a housewife and doesn't love you anymore
>no time or energy to be a good father to your children
>constantly under pressure at work, have to stay at the top of the game or sink
>struggle with your identity and past, put on a facade every day
>feel no connection and love to any of the women you frick
>second wife ends up just leeching on money and doesn't love you anymore
>everyone around you is too busy dealing with their own problems, being alcoholics and cheating
>people like you because you are handsome and rich but no one really loves you for who you are
>I had a dream I was on the shelf in the refrigerator. Someone closes the door and the light goes off, and I know everybody's out there eating. And they open the door and you see everyone smiling and they are happy to see you but maybe they don't look right at you and maybe they don't pick you.
thanks for your post anon, it's a good post.
if i was someone in leonard's shoes i would be unable to connect with don here. again, dude who has everything in life yet somehow still feels "depressed" and "lost"
i understand where he is coming from obviously, and he has the right to be depressed and miserable. but this shit is so unfair like people have said in this thread, something along the lines of
>well if someone is a success in every part of their life but still feel lost and unsuccessful, then it makes sense they should be depressed
is so god damned unfair when you think of people like me and others who are actually truly losers and are depressed for a good reason
>when you think of people like me and others
here's the thing bud:
we don't think about you at all
Well, as a depressed loser you can only go up. Reaching the top and still feeling that way must be so utterly hopeless.
>This
Also, seeing a depressed loser doesn't elicit much sympathy from most people because most losers are losers by choice. If you're an adult living in the first world with no sort of disability then there's no real reason for you to be a complete loser other than the fact that you're actually comfortable where you're at and think the effort required to better your situation is too much work to be bothered with. Seeing a winner be depressed is sad and kinda scary because if someone who supposedly has it all in life is still depressed then what can they even do to fix it at that point?
But he didn't waant any of that, anon. He wanted a mother who loved him.
why is this nerd so cringe all the time
He was that one kid in school who always tried too hard to fit in with the cool kids even though he really didn't belong with them.
He's young and dumb
but he grows up and becomes a better man in the end
>be me
>31 year old loser in every single aspect of my life
>feel the exact same way as OP, and despite being fully aware that i am an outlier in life and that everyone doesn't need to be a complete and utter loser like me to feel sadness, i still cant help but get very angry when i see people with any semblance of a decent life (family, friends, career, etc) claiming to be sad or depressed
anon, how did you read me so well? that's amazing!
Anyone can become sad and depressed.
he's always been a talentless yokel moron
you need a greater purpose like trying to destroy israel (and being successful)