OH NO I'M TALLER THAN AVERAGE

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I TURNED PRETTY HELP ME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO MY DICK IS ABOVE AVERAGE I'M SIZE

      Imagine it being any other decade like the 80s or 90s and someone pitches this idea for a show to cigar chomping execs. How would that pan out?

      Why are you chuds so pathetic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chuds
        This is an English speaking image board, Rajesh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Corporeal worship is an assault of god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kys troon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather teenage girls watch this dumb shit than the show with the troony abomination

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Utterly based. Trannies should be hanged on sight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so ur fine with 6 feet tall girls but not with us? how can you even tell us apart?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When the manlet looks up he can see the scar from your adam's apple removal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a bit faded but fair point
              Now I will proceed to commit 41, excuse me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a bit faded but fair point
              Now I will proceed to commit 41, excuse me

              this is not the same person as me
              thankfully i never grew a adams apple in the first place! i still need surgery on my big jaw but no apple so thats good

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I truly hope you get the help you need to sort out your mental health problems before you end up suiciding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know you're not a troony: you're just baiting me in the hopes of getting a meltdown reply, but I'll answer anyways: trannies are annoying, self-entitled buttholes. Dealing with one co-worker troony on a day to day basis has turned me into a proud transphobic. I'm not even gonna go into detail about how they do not look like women: I'll just say that I can't deal with them anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lego vs Megabloks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the troony abomination
        Its a sick sick world right now. Hoping for some divine intervention to fix things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women respond to this moronic shit. I don't know why, but they do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        paradigm shift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all she did was grow breasts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO MY DICK IS ABOVE AVERAGE I'M SIZE

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine it being any other decade like the 80s or 90s and someone pitches this idea for a show to cigar chomping execs. How would that pan out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would still be a hit and your parents would call it a classic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she would be the giant woman from deuce bigalow, not 6'1"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Tall Girl! We must flee!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that sucks.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they used a real tall girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a romcom not some body horror sci-fi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      should bulk up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spooky

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the stupidest idea for a movie that I have ever seen. Also, there isn't anything cringier than adults playing teenagers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fact check on this post: The lead actress was 17 at time of filming so she was indeed high school age.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How tall is she supposed to be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      about 6'1"

      https://i.imgur.com/WHUUGeM.jpg

      OH NO I'M TALLER THAN AVERAGE

      AND ALSO REASONABLY WEALTHY WITH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE BEING AN ABSOLUTE OBJECTIVE POSITIVE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait 6'1??? i know some girls that height in my town. its rare but its still a thing. i thought she was like a 6'6 giant or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >low angle
      >no objective measures
      >could be in a doll house for all we know
      Nice breasts, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in the movie, 6'1. however, irl the actual actress is an inch or two taller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm as tall as her but my hands don't reach the ceiling. In wtf kind of houses do you Amerimutts live in?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part of this movie is it once again pushes the "nerdy beta orbiter will eventually get the girl just by being beta and orbiting enough" fallacy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its social conditioning

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats a HUGE b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha i get that reference

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricked a 6ft 1 escort a few weeks ago, pretty awesome experience. First girl I could frick doggy standing up without bending my knees down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >First girl I could frick doggy standing up without bending my knees down
      This is a great feeling. It doesn't always have to be tall girls but when you can have them on all fours in the or she's just bent over it and their height matches right it's perfection.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call it when you're not attracted to tall women, but you want your wife to be tall so that your future children aren't manlets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Define tall. I think 5’8” or 5’9” is the perfect height for women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >5'10"
        Granted, my definition of tall women is skewed because my mom, aunt, and sister are all >5'9" which is ginormous for our race.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My mom is 5'8. To me that's a "tall woman" and all her friends are shorter than her

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women want a dude who is at least 4 inches taller than them even when they're wearing 3 inch heels so this would be a nightmare scenario for them because a girl over 6 feet has to find a dude who is at least 6'7 who is also handsome and not a manchild. Girls who are only 5'9 and below have the whole of men to pick from but tall girls have to try and find the shiniest diamond from a very small pile of shit. It is a real problem for them hating on this show just shows your childish misogyny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'8 and I dated girls who were 5'9 in high school and college and explicitly said they were even hotter in heels so they should wear them a lot.
      was good times...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A leggy, thin tall woman will always mog the frick out of short women no matter how pretty they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they were pretty thin with decent (slightly above average) leg builds and usually C-cups
          I have a type

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's awkward as frick, especially if they are too self aware about their height.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          according to you maybe

          tall guy here and I make sure to compliment the tall ladies but thats only so they dont kill themselves

          fricking is way better with short girls, its a night and day difference

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Couldn’t disagree more. When you’re with a tall girl all your body parts match up. You don’t have to bend your knees and hunch over to dance with them for example.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              who gives a shit about dancing, have you had sex?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still prefer tall girls for similar reasons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nobody really cares what barely fricked around dudes "prefer", like you just dont "get" why short girls mogg tall girls all day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. A beautiful tall girl in a dress and heels will immediately take away all attention from the short stacks when she enters a room. Can’t beat those long legs, mang.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've dated tall girls, my summary.
              1) They have issues with their height
              2) They tend to be clumsy
              3) They hate tall jokes
              4) They may like a shorter guy but are worried what others think if they're holding hands with him
              5) They often are tomboys because they get roped into basketball or swimming or running even if they don't want to
              6) They come from tall families
              7) They have huge hands and feet
              8) Most are out of proportion in some manner
              9) Manlets have about a 5% chance of succeeding unless the girl is desperate, its not his fault girls always think about criticism from friends.

              Still its totally worth it. Dating a tall girl now, her brothers are 6'6", her former husband was 6'8"
              Yes its a fetish admit it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, by “tall” I don’t mean crazy tall. I just mean above average, like 5’8” to 5’10”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Any girl over 5'8" is tall. Girls are supposed to be tiny.
                I once dated a 5'0" girl, it was a great experience, being a manlet and the girl still looks up to you when you kiss her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For me if she's taller I think the ideal would be just barely, like almost an inch. If she kind of thick then that's ideal.
                >tfw no 6'1" Amazon waifu

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe this just happens in countries with not that may tall women. Tall european chicks don't have those issues at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >4) They may like a shorter guy but are worried what others think if they're holding hands with him
                That's not a uniquely tall girl thing. I think the biggest roadblock manlets face in dating is that girls make fun of other girls who date short men. It's not that they're ugly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >9) Manlets have about a 5% chance of succeeding unless the girl is desperate, its not his fault girls always think about criticism from friends.
                I am from Kazakhstan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tall women whining about being tall is like a handsome guy whining that people can't look past his good looks to his personality

      on the other hand, this just about makes it the PEAK of femininity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why yes, I am a misogynist, how could you tell?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman is short
    >PETITE PRINCESS COME HERE BRO IMAGINE
    >women is tall
    >LE MOMMY GIANTESS AMAZONESS BASED
    >woman is fat
    >YESS I LOVE BBW MILKERS MY GODDESS
    >man is under 6 feet or unfit
    >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Short king, yup that's me

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha what if they make a sequel where she keeps growing a few feet taller every week until she's like thousands of feet tall haha, wouldn't that be so funny?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This posting format was never good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but I bet you’re great at parties.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh, we're on Cinemaphile on a Friday. The only party is Lemon Party.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People that post like that can eat shit. I’m in the right for calling him out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This posting format was never good.

      I would watch this movie tho

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When’s Short Guy coming out? Now that’s a real struggle.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a 5’7 adult man

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tall b***hes usually have giant feet, and sometimes they're really nice and that's rad as shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      giant feet is masculine

      small feet are feminine

      giant foot fetishists are proto-gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you on the left

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This image convinced me that the mods are right and we are wrong. This is a garbage thread for garbage people. I will now celebrate when this thread is deleted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >proto
        moron can't help himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck. Tall girls always have disgusting man feet and finger toes. It's gross. You're gross. Yuck.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never dated a girl taller than me but I'm kinda curious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d defo would frick that alien

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she aware her ass is showing? Who let her leave home dressed like this?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're 5'8 but have a thing for girl's 6'0 and over

    There really is no hope for me bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Picrel was a famous womanizer who had more pussy than he knew what to do with. With chicks begging to come back to him even after he abused them. And he was 3′ 10″.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poor guy killed himself though, took a pistol and shot himself in the chest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Women can drive ya crazy.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some guys actually don't like tall girls.
    Seriously...I know right? What the frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's like 1.77 on 4" heels, she has high standards, so basically anything below 6'3" must be unfrickable for her.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick tall girls

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I once tried to date a tall russian girl but she had too many hang-ups about dating a manlet.
    I did get to make out with her though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This pic summarizes the irl incel trying to gmi
      >Just lift bro
      >Just shave it off bro
      >Just be confident with women bro
      >Just be yourself bro
      Imagine getting memed into taking morons advice spouting empty platitudes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing a Mortal Kombat shirt and drinking.
        He never stood a chance. He didn't change. He only changed size.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretty sexy tall girl
    >Hangs out with taller Swede dude who looks like Viking
    >Decides wierd short manlet goober is better boyfriend because he gets his ass kicked in a failed fight to white knight
    File this under "Sci-Fi Fantasy"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you watched it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He actually watched it.
      What?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How to get with a tall girl (any race) if you are 5'8 to ensure your children aren't manlets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not your call

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where do tall women congregate? The only ones I've ever met are married. She can cheat with heels if she has to I just need a woman who can hit that 6'4 threshold.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      College volleyball players I guess. The hot ones most likely all have gigachad boyfriends though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'3 and am about to start law school. Am I going to make it? I can trawl the courts if need be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’d have the best luck at a Big 10 NCAA athletics oriented school, but go for it, anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon I will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I was in high school there was this girl who was 6'4" and had a crush on me but I ghosted her and nothing ever happened. She met a guy at her church and had 2 kids with him before she turned 20. They married ofc. That seriously could have been me and I'm so mad it isn't. Actually I'm over it, but frick, I had the opportunity of a lifetime walk over my grave.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO IM TALLER THAN MOST GIRLS I HOPE CHAD DOESNT MIND
    Women television everyone

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no tall gf
    Why even live bros?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ha-ha that would be terrible

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we just agree there needs to be more movies with tall women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can agree that you should stop posting photoshopped images.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that you need to go back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How photoshopped is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep in mind she is 6'3" 175lbs and 11%bf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep in mind she is 6'3" 175lbs and 11%bf

        angle frauding her legs are way closer to the mirror

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is 6'.
    Tall pussy is the the best pussy

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm taken, but can I introduce you to my friend?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care so much about height? I'm 6'5 and i barely ever remember it. It's totaly irrelevant to most things.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute contrivances they put her through with the intent of making it look like she was actually a victim of something were ridiculous.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does she get her breasts out?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn lesbian and play basketball.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a crush on a girl at work that is taller than me and nine years younger, she thought i was younger when we met though. I think I'm the only one that's seen her without a mask.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I'm the only one that's seen her without a mask.
      Now she's going to be beheaded. Nice work.

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