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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahaha minions may beat lightyear's global box office in its first opening weekend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All this on less than half of the budget too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And no homos

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And no Black folks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's even funnier is when you consider that Lightyear ended up only being seen by white liberals while Minions is beloved by nonwhites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is only whites have this self-sacrificing mentality where they will go out of the way to support other demographics at their own expense. Execs think every "minority" (aka gays, blacks Asians, etc) can be targeted simultaneously. Doesn't work that way, many times these separate groups hate each other and only unite to put down straight white male dominion. Blacks in particular are extremely selfish and can't stand any pandering that is not totally directed at them, they seethe at the idea that they are not the most oppressed class of all time that deserves ALL the gibs, forever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to correct you in that only progressive liberal white buttholes hate other white people and maybe even themselves and that is why they worship Black folk and and their culture and other minority groups.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lightyear ended up only being seen by white liberals

        Affirmative.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minions aren’t my type of comedy but people all over the world love those guys. Lightyear looked fricking boring and I can’t imagine anyone else around the world was excited for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s more depressing. It just shows how stupid little kids are these days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        little yellow things babbling > gay black lesbians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kids not wanting to watch homosexual shit
        that looks pretty smart to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kids choosing funny yellow manlets vs globohomosexual propaganda
        >stupids
        I think kids are good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >little kids would rather have fun watching a silly comedy movie written for them as opposed to soulless corporate jargon mixed with propaganda written for nostalgic manchildren
        Stay seething

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even realise Lightyear was a proper film, I thought it was straight to Disney+.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmaooooooooooooooo. wacky tictacs on a youtube production budget beat Woke Lightqueer

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol frick Darkyear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >darkyear
      >not buzz currentyear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not Lightqueer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHY IS IT SO DEVOID OF COLOR
      WHY DOES IT NO LOOK AT ALL LIKE A 90s MOVIE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did Andy only want the white characters toy? Was he a racist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously. Some shill praising the movie said it was great to imagine a world where we all grew up with black space ranger toys but they're still not selling any today.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This has very concerning implications for that world
            Black couldn't become that dominant outside areas naturally having them without slaughter
            If blacks weren't dominant, there would be no good reason to sell a bunch of black toys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun had similar amount of blacks and yet people love it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thr blacks in Top Gun were just regular people. The blacks in Lightyear are gay, talk down to the main character regularly as well as rescue him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black men are cool. Black women are annoying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I completely agree. A lot of black men are waking up And choosing to become Chad's. Taking control of their life instead of being victims and b***hing and moaning about everything. Black women are deviling down and becoming the true Black folk of their culture.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I completely agree. A lot of black men are waking up And choosing to become Chad's. Taking control of their life instead of being victims and b***hing and moaning about everything. Black women are deviling down and becoming the true Black folk of their culture.

          This and this.

          Black women are the absolutely fricking worst. Fricking Black folk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of the movies do
        It is the difference in how they are used, the other movies didn't cram their blacks or whatever in your face, they were natural.

        Seriously, what's with this character design? And it's not a race thing. Black or white, they all look so fricking unappealing. The uncanny faces from 1995 are unironically more pleasing to look at than this shit.

        It is the same artstyle as those ugly Disney+ ads, they've given up on making things look good, the new baymax has the same problems

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks were overrepresented as top fighter pilots but at least they didn't save Tom Cruise. Chad did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lightyear has like one white male character, two if you count the villain who is the hero from the future. Everyone else is something or other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, what's with this character design? And it's not a race thing. Black or white, they all look so fricking unappealing. The uncanny faces from 1995 are unironically more pleasing to look at than this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual couple aside, the depiction is whites just can't do anything unless diversity there to carry the white man's weight. It's bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also as buzz is the only white male in the movie he by law has to be the villain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Typical israeli inversion of reality.
        In reality, non-whites need the white man to support their modern lifestyles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its like the high tech realistic everything really really clashes with the cartoony as frick character faces. no idea why they thought people wanted to spend 60 dollars to take their kids to see this pozzed ugly shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me and the gfs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Darkqueer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Move by ILLUMINATION Entertainment BTFOs Buzz Darkqueer
      Unfathomably KINO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >minions not shopped into the seats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hideous art direction. The whole movie is just brown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like he is supposed to be around a different set of people or something with the fact that they are all black. Like maybe they are Martians or something, but no, this is how it is everywhere in the movie and they aren't made to be different people. It makes no sense that everyone across space is one racial group.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because to them they're all just colored people or people of color as they prefer to say. A few blacks and mulattos with good hair basically covers all the bases. obviously Hispanics and Asians should identify with them because they're basically the same amirite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cry more fragile white incel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that b4nny?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BANANA

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Evans BTFO by dinosaurs and minions ahhahahahhahahaha

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised it's not being vilified by the media due to how everyone is comparing it to Disney's propaganda film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Comcast also dodged the "don't say gay" bill flak in Florida as well, they play the game better

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you frickers fallen this low that you will latch on to a literal toddler film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's just having fun using it to rip on that pos Lightyear movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't watch goofy shit everything has to be serious
      get the stick out of your ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not even goofy, it's literal toddler humor, how infantilized are you americans?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They won't tell you the truth because you'll try to frick them, mudhut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BANANA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >please watch my pozzed kids film instead
      Nah c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >toddler stuff btfos leftism

      All of the cases.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Was Hillary’s campaign too smart to win?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not another american teen movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not another teen movie is his best role

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree

        Still couldn't act well until he became 1st Avenger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked him in Knives Out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked him in that too. In fact I liked that movie in general.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Movie sucked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then you're a moron, sorry to break it to you like this anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was in sunshine?
        I thought it was chillian murphy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were both in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are no more young movie stars. Why do you think Hollywood has to keep pulling their old fogey actors like Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone out of the mothballs to attract audiences?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. Tom is not owned by Hollywood, Hollywood is owned by Tom. Nearing 60 and has the biggest hit of this year is pretty good for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day. When I came to your fine establishment. You are such a... I'm gonna... Okay. Listen. You can't treat... Thank you! Good morning sir!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I've been feeling the same way for a while about this smug fake homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like he's been overcompensating ever since the Black Widow bawd joke enraged the left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like really, NOTHING has ever been this fricking funny, especially on Fallon of all things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He even looks like Fallon doing the fake laugh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >HAHA OH MY GOD A PIZZA SEE IT GUYS? SERIOUSLY HOW DOES ONE COME UP WITH THIS MATERIAL OH GOD CAN I KEEP THIS? IT HAS CHEESE AND SAUCE AND EVERYTHING IT IS FRICKING HILARIOUS. MAN

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like really, NOTHING has ever been this fricking funny, especially on Fallon of all things

              Based. I've been feeling the same way for a while about this smug fake homosexual

              you just know he spent hours in front of the mirror perfecting this zany laugh to sell as part of his personality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ...I practiced my laugh
                It's very natural to me now though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Puncture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Pilgrim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking savage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Pilgrim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn, a baby wrote ALL that??

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So there are like five movies that are financial success despite the competition except for Lightyear.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    weird shilling but ok
    universal, please do a meme of minions winning a dogfight in t*p g*n if you surpass it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fukken triggered. This isn't Twitter, homosexual. Go back

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they decide Gru was the most evil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he said there were only 2 genders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Oh yeah, and there are also only two genders, hah"
        >*Despicable Me begins to play*
        >Minions cheer and begin lifting Gru triumphantly
        >In the process they trample the SJWhale Gru was arguing with

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          truly despicable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who was the most evil in the 40s. If not Hitler who was worse than him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were in a cave during the 40s
        A Vietnam war scene would be funny though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He humiliated scarlet overkill the current big boss so obviously they would choose gru

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did worse internationally
      Lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >banned in muslim countries
        I mean what did they expect?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and there goes the Lightcuck cope that people aren't taking their kids to the movies anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the new cope is that Disney trained audiences to wait for Disney+ lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one likes Disney+

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, honestly please be serious without any janking of my chains, is minions any good, I haven't seen any of them. Please only serious replies that will not mock me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's goofy fun for the family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Similar to Shrek in that they're first a foremost silly kids movies, but with enough adult humor to keep parents entertained. All Despicable Me and Minion movies are fun and enjoyable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the release order? I also never watched any of these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed every movie they're fun don't hate them just because the minions got way too much atention from normie moms on facebook

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        i haven't seen this movie but shouldn't they all have the same uniform? since they're soldiers?

        Soldiers of the future will have individuality, chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun,light hearted and all around wholesome for family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my first experience with them was seeing

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVr2r3z8EA

      this ride when i visited universal with my family, then my little sister wanted to watch one of the movies in the hotel later and so we did and it was pretty funny

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It really is the Year of the Chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really is if you think about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is miraculous that all of these things are happening in such a quick amount of time
      Must feel like a terrible year for leftists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is miraculous that all of these things are happening in such a quick amount of time
      Must feel like a terrible year for leftists

      Sigh...somehow 2016 returned...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course 2016 or the spirit of it is going to return. What has leftism got us? Higher gas prices, some of the highest ever, . Shitty movies/TV shows that would rather preach about diversity & inclusion than be entertaining, . Self-righteous stuck in a bubble idiotic fricktards that just want to whine and complain and scream in your face if you say anything against them or don't agree with them, check. Black folk, trannies, and child grooming (child great show hour, what?), . Rioting and looting and or shutting down the economy for a stupid virus and ruining everyone's life, . I mean God knows Republicans aren't saints or perfect and have their own list of problems but I'll take having better gun rights and telling b***hes they can't have abortion since I can't give up my parental rights and would have to pay for that thing for fricking 18 years plus anything just to make liberals see the right now and put women in their places fine in my book. frick them b***hes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >child great show hour
          What is this referring too?
          What does it mean?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I meant to say drag queen story hour.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I actually don't have a problem with drag queens in general but why do they need to be around children? Shouldn't they be at a drag race? Children also shouldn't be allowed in drag races as it is like taking a child into a strip club.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I completely agree I have no problem with Drag or Drag Queens, I mean you do you, that's what I love about this country. And Drake goes back a long time I get started with women not being allowed in play so men would dress up and play the women parts and then as women were allowed into the theater Drag became more of a funny thing vaudeville using it and then it becoming part of Burlesque and all that. All that being said it's clearly something for adults this push for children to be in it to be involved with it to learn about it to see it the left is overstepping. You really have to scratch your head and say why are they so adamant about getting kids involved with Drag. I mean I find the groomer meme funny but sometimes I wonder if there's really something there if they really are for turning pedophiles into minor attracted people and then later making that okay and then next thing you know 30 years down the line somebody has a 12-year-old daughter and has to be cool with some 45-year-old pervert having relations with their 12-year-old daughter. I mean where does it end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he isn't a dickychad
                lmaoing at your life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dicky ToT

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know there’s some drag queens from RuPaul’s show that have basically said they are not children’s entertainers and want no part of this story time bullshit. Still I don’t get why any drag queen would do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Part of drag queens is also being humorous with their exaggerated mannerisms
                A little child likely wouldn't get this, defeating the whole purpose of that part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss reallywackyticktacks so much

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in all fairness this happened during the plot of Toy Story 2 which is at least months to years removed from the first film. Also that scene takes place when the store is closed, presumably after a shelf restock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are furgays occasionally based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Morel like ALWAYS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They’re all autistic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they aren’t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Autism and suspicious wealth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A broken clock is right 2 times a day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's some dedication to the lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of them on the shelf because the shop is closed and the shelves were restocked lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But that is wrong Barbie said that they didn't have enough Buzz at initial release but then the company over reproduced them to meet demand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed but that's actually the second version of Buzz, with a special belt

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with minions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either anon.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IM MISSUS NESB-URK

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru, please

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Despicable Me is the first entry in what would become the franchise of the same name, which includes three more films—Despicable Me 2 (2013), Minions (2015), and Despicable Me 3 (2017). Minions: The Rise of Gru was released in 2022.
    >A fourth film, Despicable Me 4, is in development and will be released in 2024.
    Jesus Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as long as they're still making money they'll continue to get made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get ready for minions 3 in 2026 along side Jurassic 7, The Batman 3, some movie remake, and the elusive Morbius 2
      Also, whatever spew Disney releases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minions are the most powerful race on Earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can tell how many people on Cinemaphile have actually watched the movies because the main characters are actually his trio of e-girl daughters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no they aren't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he hasnt visited the minions ride at universal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that would involve leaving my apartment

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the mouse is mad while it continues losing money
    This is all you need to appreciate.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thought it was kind of a funny joke in DM1 that the evil scientist genetically engineered his own slave race of minions
    >They were later retconned in to being a naturally occurring species that's genetically predisposed to being good slaves
    Did they think this was an improvement?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >franchise makes over $3 billion
      >was this an improvement?
      I would say so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They spend much less than Disney yet still create something lightyears more profitable and entertaining kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lightyear cost almost as much to make as the the first three Despicable Me movies

        Literally how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Money laundering

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          esoteric creative processes and things like getting black hair texture right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Diversity and lgtb budget

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          these idea boards don't write themselves. Each letter is worth at least $10,000,000.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >university
            Why are these cucks so obsessed with universities and colleges? Is it because it's the place that spawns their ideas and brainwashed them?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's all they know how to write. It's why everything is so shit these days. It's why comic books are about superheroes getting Uber eats and complaining about politics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because it has everything a hack writer needs to assemble a story.
              >friends
              >bullies
              >lots of characters you don't have to flesh out
              >exposition dumps everywhere
              >throw in teen drama whenever you need to fill some time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because they are morons and don't know the difference between the words university and universality. And these are "writers" lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              these are people who don't have any life experience outside school and college.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It is literally the best point in thier lives as all thier bills are on loans they have to put in zero effort for friendships qs everyone lives close by if not the same building and as long as they repeat the right mantras and go along with the indoctrination they are passed in their classes. It is the pinnacle of their lives and they know it. Real world has dissenting opnions, bills, expections and to succeed you need to put in effort.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dinosaurs!
            This can't be real.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They are jealous that Universal is mogging them with dinos

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They are jealous that Universal is mogging them with dinos

              dinosaurs are based though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why Universal is mogging them and will probably continue to do so

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >diversity is written twice
            >university
            >rival houses
            >not pro-war
            Jesus, George, what did you do?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a recipe for a flop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I do wonder why they are acting like this
              I might expect this behavior from a singular person who realizes their wrong but doesn't admit it because of their ego. I'd never expect this behavior from a company of many people however.
              Maybe they are just a hivemind or have invested all power into a singular person who rules them all.
              They are acting childish, that's for sure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's strange, the disconnect is so distinct to everybody except themselves. they live in their hyper liberal bubbles and viciously enforce same think.
                nobody is going to tell them
                >that's fricking dumb
                all of those people have been fired

                ultimately it's the CEOs and investors who are to blame because they've empowered the lunatic fringe. I don't even think losing money matters to these people anymore. Disney has lost about 50% of its value since last year. If you had a million invested in Disney it's only worth 500k and when you add inflation it's really only worth 450k.
                big investors don't seem to care and until they finally put the foot down it'll continue. let them crash and burn if that's what it takes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          illumination entertainment are pretty much masters at making low-cost shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had to make sure the black lady's nose wasn't too close to Shrek to avoid a lawsuit. It took over 125 nose jobs and 1000 hours were spent fine tuning an accurate black nose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if I had to guess, a lot of that money goes to useless consulting positions and voice actor pay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Adrenochrome budget

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Israel Black money

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's grubin time.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GO MINIONCHADS

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched Despicable Me or the Minions movies. Are they any good? I don't watch Western animation much these days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Despicable Me is a pretty solid film
      Minions is cool because of the history parts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Despicable Me movies are decent to good. Perfectly fine and inoffensive entertainment.

      Minions is a headache inducing mess aimed at really small children. Nobody under 10 should watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spot on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody under 10 should watch it.

        Oops, meant nobody over 10, but I guess you figured that out.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Andy want this for his birthday?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, look at the putrid SMIRK they modeled onto this coon toy's face. They really can't help themselves, can they?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like something that would be considered racist if it were made a couple decades ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but we’re not racist btw 😉

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pixar is now le Dreamworks face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't seen this movie but shouldn't they all have the same uniform? since they're soldiers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well look at that, angry Black person b***h the toy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They make her look like that
        I don't understand why they consider making minorities look ugly is good representation
        I was actually surprised that they made the Baymax ftm look like a man and not a dyke, though that was probably just out of laziness since the model looks very generic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're challenging "European" standards of beauty, which basically means promoting ugly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The people they claim to be standing up for are probably partially grateful for what European brought them. They didn't have much of beauty standards before Europeans arrived as many of them were focused on survival or under oppressive governments. Just because there may have been some cruelty under European rule doesn't mean all of the stuff they helped with should be overlooked, one example is the Philippines which kept its name because the Spanish were the ones who united them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Asian standards are that different. Miss Philippines is a qt anywhere. It's not like they're taking the ugliest negrito putting make up on her and calling her beautiful because everybody needs representation.

              it's a ridiculous notion born of the participation trophy generation. some people are born more beautiful, more intelligent, more athletic or wealthier. That's reality and I'm fine with it. I have none of those traits in abundance but I'm fine with who I am. there is no way on earth I'd ever be with an absolute stunner but it doesn't bother me. all of us see ugly everyday and entertainment allows us to escape into fantasy for a brief respite.

              If I want to see an ugly black women or any color I'd go to Walmart and bask in it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry for late response but I almost did add a part about Asians having similar standards of beauty
                It is proof that it is not just a European thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the parents didn't get this toy because Andy would...do things...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think andy would lynch his toys, thats more like a sid thing

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise and Minions are saving cinema

    Is this, I dare to say ... a daring synthesis?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s now downright unlikely that Lightyear will reach even the $123 million domestic cume of The Good Dinosaur (let alone that film’s $332 million global cume), existing as Pixar’s second-lowest grosser behind (theaters globally shut down after its second weekend in March of 2020) Onward ($62 million domestic and $142 million worldwide). We’ve gone from zero Pixar flops from 1995 to 2013 to four Pixar flops between 2015 and 2022, all of which were “safe” boy-friendly adventure films.
    What went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >“safe” boy-friendly adventure films
      >lightyear
      LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Turning Red
      >boy-friendly adventure
      ??????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute girl I guess
        Though the boys this refers to probably are still in their "girls are gross" phase

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A Chinese immigrant girl growing up in Toronto in 2002 is a really specific story for boys to identify with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cute girl
          idk the Cal Arts character designs aren't very appealing. Unless zoomer kids are into that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Her parents were the only characters that had appealing designs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boy-friendly
      What the frick are you smoking? They are all filled to the brim with feminist propaganda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you meant:
      >“safe” ESG-friendly films

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no pixarsisters how could this be happening, the bruising from the Cruising just won't stop

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are Minions now based and Cinemaphile approved?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minions are as cringe and reddit as it gets, but of course Cinemaphile will praise anything that goes against Disney and le gay agenda.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no reddit seethes it because apparently Maga boomers love the memes. Hence minion is chud and Cinemaphile approved

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le gay agenda.
        They outright admitted their pushing it in a zoom meeting, gay. Anyone can watch it right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Minions are so cringe that they circled back around and became based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being this scared of reddit doesn't belong on Cinemaphile and never has, newbie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe and cope lightcuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      always have been

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minions will be now a /misc/ symbol cause they buried Lightyear and their gay kiss

    Truly, HOW can reality be so amusing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'm just gonna go back to books. Can't stand the clown world that is the TV/movie industry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do it. It made my life much better. I only come here to shitpost these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well you may as well ask yourself how sneed or muscle guy wojak or two scoops became a meme

      force. force. force. make 10 million threads that get 1-2 replies. never stop. keep forcing it. just a matter of time before a zoomer sees it as starts posting it... then it's off to the races...

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Troon media is either getting cancelled, purged, or flopping. How will they survive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Endless money printing and EGS scores.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad nobody watches it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the worst part, viewership is not required and lack thereof will not result in change of direction.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's fine, there's plenty of old non pozzed media to consume. All that shit is good for is to point and laugh at.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but it has to matter at some point, right?
            propaganda is only as good as the size of the audience that sees it
            if everyone knows not to watch, there's no incentive for Blackrock to keep investing money in you

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I told you, 2 billions for the Minions

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another million for minions

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MINIONCHADS RISE UP!!!!

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That blond woman who eats the salad. You can tell it was originally designed for a fat black woman

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss having friends and doing goofy shit like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this film really this good?
      I thought it was supposed to be for little kids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some zoomers are alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw when you’re friends didn’t invite you to see the Minions movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf do I love zoomers now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work at a kinoplex and saw this in action yesterday. About 20 chads walked in all in suits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've heard this is making alot of kinoplex wagies seethe because of the amount of people showing up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol its a tiktok trend. Me and about 30 of my friends went to our local cinema all suited up lol. It was a fun experience with the boys. Just clapping and shit. It was a great time honestly. My entire fyp is just a lot of fellow zoomers doing the trend. This is the main audio

        https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNB3SPCB/

        But yh it was pretty fun. Idk if this trend was AstroTurfed or not but it was fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty damn cool
      Reminds me of 2006-08 Cinemaphile meetups

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but Disney trained them to wait for it to come on Disney Plus that's why they didn't go, It had nothing to do with LGBTQ shit in a family movie and no Tim Allen. also only boomers got to the theaters. Families just wait for streaming

    that was the gist of the media cope for Lightyear. apparently they were wrong again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic 2 quietly told them why they failed but Minions announced it to the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, it's pretty hard to deny at this point

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is the projection for worldwide total gross? about $800 million?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1.2 billion.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we want a movie to entertain our kids
    >here's a movie that pushes idpol
    >nty
    woah

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chad Minions vs the virgin Lightyear

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *wheeze*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The soi beard is hidden behind the mask
      Imagine how nasty his face must be with that gross hair

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aboog Chus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asneed us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Among Chucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Abane Um

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asneed us

      Abane Um

      Among Chucks

      SNEED

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bananabros…WE WON

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is that minions are just those green aliens from toy story except yellow.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it glossed over that Minions worked under Hitler?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The minions were fighting for Napoleon and they got lost in Russia. They were living inside of a Siberian cave until the 60s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The minions were responsible for the 6 trillion and they are back to gas 6 trillion more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >6 trillion
          This sounds like a nice story maybe for a movie or something. There were actually 6 trillion israelites in the world but they were all killed. Maybe history was even rewritten to cover up this world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitler: Minions, pass the juice please
      >Minions: Mkay

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
    Despicable me

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder the minions movie also has gay shit in it too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gay minions in the background of these movies don't count because their story is well put together.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you I liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too many white people.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't have lighter skinned Hispanic or Asians because that'd be white washing

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love these little yellow dudes

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taking the family see it next weekend. My wife and kids love these things. Should be fun.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based BananaCHADS.
    I've already watched the movie 3 times

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