>OH NO MY PARENTS HIRED A SEXY WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
do zoomers really
>OH NO MY PARENTS HIRED A SEXY WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
>OH NO MY PARENTS HIRED A SEXY WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
do zoomers really
why is it so important to them that he has sex?
So he doesn't end up a NEET on Cinemaphile.
This. Don't be a Cinemaphile contrarian, it's worse than being a normie or redditor. 4trooners are literal npcs now.
god i wish my parents knew about this
imagine the smell
Little bit of extra smoke on her gun barrel
lmfao
Nice
ClASSic
Never forget
Oscar worthy
Harvey was a lucky man, especially knowing that he was a pussy/ass licking kinda guy. He must’ve been in heaven with that in his face
im gettin the fever
Kino ass & pussy
imagine the farts and poos lads
Her pussy is (was) S-tier
Turdcutters half that pretty have driven men to slaughter their families
That pussy literally won an oscar. It made those casting couch israelites so delirious they just gave her the award
Stop posting nudes of my wife
someone should totally make this a gif with apu smelling it or a fart coming out, that would be pretty funny, right? fellas?
yep
I remember that bunghole and cute pussy
good ole fappening
>good ole
Literally the second worst thing to happen to the site's post quality after Hillary/Trump election tourists who never left.
yeah i think it's what finally solidified /b/ as a porn only board, no jokes allowed
God tier pussy, men would go mad for a piece of it.
>Harvey fricked this till it became loose
Harv doesnt have a penis just a flap of skin
Yes I know Jennifer you told the whole world about it.
It was merely a gnarled and ragged skin tag. Not phallic in any way
Okay calm down Jen I know you loved that israeli wiener.
Who is he actually confirmed to have fricked? Everything I've heard just paints him as an opportunistic sexual harasser.
Who knows become friends with him he probably kept videos for insurance.
I don't think that'd work in current year. Any evidence no matter how persuasive, will paint him as a predator and the women willing to participate will be victims. Even if they on camera suggested it or came onto him and he had them read his secret NDA. prostitutes (women) have absolutely no shame because they know 99% of society will have their back.
>tape of Harvey being tied up and gang raped by a bunch of A-list actresses surfaces
>they add time to his sentence
I KNEEL
i don't like her but thats my favorite position to see a chick in. can't see any of her moronic tattoos
Thank you for your service, enjoy your vacation.
I would eat it and I'm not even black.
tried to fap to this fappening but it just didn't happen man
that looked like a gif and i was waiting for a turd to come out haha
Looks stinky
She has a nice bumhole
Not her
Toasting
Harvey is a lucky man
>do zoomers really
Frick off.
It's not.
Better than a manprostitute.
I had sex.and I'm still here
Having sex- even if it's with a prostitute- removes a certain needless baggage/anxiety. It isn't metaphysical but simply something you feel acquainted with irl. It's very different from masturbation. That said, you won't die if you don't have sex, we're adaptable
Look at him, he looks 100% gay. That's probably why he got traumatized. Should have hired a male hooker.
That's an odd type of worry. Especially considering the circumstances. It's not like he's too poor or hideous to find someone himself. Especially in the lair of hoes that is LA.
>SEXY WOMAN
pic unrelated?
unironically a decent romcom
Real white parents would make their kid into a Passport Bro and Thai girls would frick him for a green card.
Do zoomers really think it should be written "insaneeeeee" and not "insaaaaaane"?
If it was JLaw I'd feel like my parents were cheaping out. I'd take it, but I know they could do better.
Be honest OP when was the last time you even touched a woman
2015
i'd be pissed if they hired some 35 year old roastie instead of a 14 year old third worlder
Who will be the first A List actress to be cast on BLACKED?
I don't think that will ever be necessary, a listers get paid too much and pornstars these days are far better looking than most celebrities. And cheaper too...
Fran Dresher
Fricking a hooker isn't supposed to be a replacement for a relationship it's like a spa day for men or a chance to frick a specific type of woman or indulge in a fetish you'd never get to otherwise. It doesn't boost confidence either if anything it just gives you the simp mentality of "I have nothing to offer to women but my wallet" and there are plenty of prostitutes who will validate that feeling these days. Very dangerous to do that shit to a young man.
Not really
The best times of my 20s were spent overseas at thaihauses and brothels in germany
It isn't meant to boost confidence, it's meant to remove anxiety about having sex for the first time. But opinions differ. Personally, I find the whole idea of prostitution off-putting.
>Very dangerous to do that shit to a young man.
And have no outlet for sexual deprivation? You think a generation of troons is a better alternative?
No, this is just what deluded boomers think because their son is an incel in current year, and they can't understand how social media and online dating have completely destroyed women.
>you just gotta walk up to her, make eye contact, hand her a bouquet of roses, and ask her to the prom! that's how I met your mother...
Instead, it must be because their son is so autistic they will pepper spray women for trying to frick them
> No, this is just what deluded boomers think because their son is an incel in current year, and they can't understand how social media and online dating have completely destroyed women.
Quick, anon has escaped the /misc/ containment zone!
I knew a rich arab kid that told me and my friends that when he was 12 his dad hired a hooker to “make him a man”
Based
Not really, he became gay and his sisters trooned out
It was really sad
He's a semite. What did you think was gonna happen?
This is not uncommon, many white western prostitutes go to Saudi-Arabia for money and whine that they had to have sex with children - the thing you just described.
Who mentioned anything about white?
brainwashed sensitive moronic little b***h huh?
>sexy
She's like 30.
BUTTHOLE
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>you can drive a metric ton of metal down a busy street at 16
>you can be in the army at 17 with parental consent
>you need to be 18 before the government decides you're mature enough to decide who to have sex with
It's a crazy world we live in.
>you can be 5 and decide chemical castration is JUST what you need for the rest of your life
you forgot the recent update
My mom burnt my head into making me belive that hired sex or escorts are wrong.
Little pussy must feel glad that his parents at least worry for him
one thing that annoyed me about this flick is that she used her presumably significant financial boost from selling her house to move to california.
Ruined the message of if youre a roastie then dont stay in your small hometown and frick your way through the phonebook.
It's a comedy,not a study on the human condition.
She isnt gonna get much bang for her buck in california's real estate market is all
Most over-rated movie of the year YES including barbie.
>a raunchy comedy with only one raunchy scene
If you subtract the naked suplex it's just a generic romcom
oof.
same-u energy-u
This b***h is ugly. She just has breasts.
A face so fake she could be South Korean
How has she not learned how to film herself? YIKES
She was dating Asmongold, she's bottom of the barrel hoe who used him for "fame".
Didn't Asmon kill his mom by enabling her to keep smoking while she was already in a hospital due to the coof?
she blew herself up from smoking while wearing an oxygen canula
Both morons
Yes. Zoomers are homosexuals, bro.
My uncle hired a mexican girl to have sex with me during my bday and she shrieked when I put it in her butthole. My uncle laughed and told me life wasnt porn and he brought some lube while the girl sobbed and gave me a bj. When he got back he told her that the deal was anything I wanted for the full night. She really must have wanted that money because she screamed into the pillow but took it when I tried warming her up by using 1, 2 then 3 fingers before I tried stuffing my entire hand before she begged me to just frick her already. She even tried to act horny at first but she just told me it was way too much so please could I just cum and get it over with.