>The male will be black that’s for sure
Would they? I think it's far more likely the male will be somekind of mutt or Hispanic, with a bunch of black supporting cast.
they're gonna recast it as a Black person with long braids, aren't they? Or will it be a black Black person white female combo?
I mean they could cast an asian (the ugliest they can find) and they had a tradition of long hairs, or a latina, which is the most likely option (the brownest they can find)
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How do afros grow in size? Do they remain spherical or flatten out?
african hairs are not hair, but akshually whool, so like for sheeps they just increase in volume mantaining a similiar shape too the head, but then gravity does it course flattening them a bit, but there is a limit at how much it can grow, and you will hardly get super big afros
I wonder if that will peak center adjacent people on the whole nigwashing. With the little mermaid the cope was that 'its just an imaginary fish bro it doesn't have a race'.
i dont think she will be black. But if this happens, they will make Flynn a half Black person. Most likely that kid from the detective pikachu movie. screencap this.
>Indian economy on the up right now
even if india is 1.5 billion, an Hollywood movie doing extremely well makes like 50 million there, aka what an ok movie makes in the little india that is the UK, it doesn't make economical sense to pander to them
>the one modern disneyshit movie I like >it's going to get raped >Flynn and Rapunzel won't be a cute happy couple anymore >some SSRI-addicted c**t director is going to make the whole thing into an insufferable therapy session
>they VILL shoehorn in some line about muh patriarchy and how rapunzel doesn't need to be saved. >there VILL be a comic relief character voiced by cardi b or some other sheboon talking like a ratchety ghetto nog. >the white man VILL be at the very least a paki or at most a black gorilla Black person.
the white woman might stay a white woman, but likely it's going to be some mystery meat latina or asian.
Honestly who is the moron green lighting this shit when the diminishing returns of the live action moviesnis already apparent? They should cancel every planned live-action version they have right now
Live action still make them money by the sheer fact they replenish each original's brand. Movies on disney princesses make only about 20% of their profit off of cinemas this is why they will keep on making those live actions no matter how bad their box office look on the outsidr.
I wonder what kind of bs they would pull with a live action Frozen. They wouldnt blackwash both but they cant just make Anna/Elsa black bc they are sisters unless they make the king a cuck.
Neptune was Bardem while Ariel was black. They have the power and arrogance to just ignore it nowadays. The plot of GoT wouldn't be written today. Genetics matter?? No way chud.
Live action remakes are very low risk. For Disney, making movies means they're spending $200 million dollars on something that may or may not make money. A live action remake of an animated movie is a strong name brand that has a proven track record of making money at the box office.
>the prince finally reached the tower when the princess was kept locked >"Oh my Prince you are here" >"my beloved Qween Rapunzel I'm here to free you! Relase your dreads so I can climb this tower!" >Following the Prince instructions Rapunzel relased her dreads and the Prince started to climb them, but the cheap chinese glue of the fake dreads didn't hold and the Prince fell down, thus dying >"SHIEEEEEEET"
Reminder in the original story Rapunzel is explicitly described as blonde before anyone tries to argue she can be played by a Pygmy tribeswoman with nappy hair
they always say same shit, "them being white is not important for the story". But their israelite story about black panther is holy grail and should never be changed.
Changing their executive compensation structure to >no bonuses whatsoever if the company doesn’t post a profit that year >if paid in stock/options, they cannot be sold or exercised for a minimum of ten years after being first awarded
would basically kill all of the moronation you’re seeing now. As is, braindead execs are incentivized to vampirize whatever company has the misfortune of hiring them, collecting a golden parachute in the process, killing all long term profit vectors, and moving on to the next to repeat the cycle
>RAPEUNZIZZLE RAPEUNZIZZLE GIMME YO WEAVE >AYO homie FRICK YOU homie I DON NEED NO PUHRINCE CHARMIN' >*a faint chirp is heard from the top of the tower* >RAPEUNZIZZLE RAPEUNZIZZLE I GOT SOME LAWRYS >SHEEIT homie WHY DIN YOU SAY SO? >*a faint chirp is heard from the top of the tower, again.*
Rapunzel will be a black girl with long shiny Wypipo hair.
Just like in the movie, she will sacrifice said hair in the end, turning it into a natural curly afro.
The message will be that she's still pretty without her long wypipo hair.
Let me guess, they'll make an ugly, fat girl boss rapunzel, and every male in the movie will be evil or castrated or a bumbling moron
The stunning and brave moral will be "girl you are perfect just the way you are, and you shouldn't think about being romantically paired with anyone ever. Live and die alone with friends who don't get too close."
Gee I wonder what her hair will look like
She’ll be white since Blacks can only have curly hair
The male will be black that’s for sure
Its either going to be an Arab mix black, or a literal israelite like that kid from duuune
>The male will be black that’s for sure
Would they? I think it's far more likely the male will be somekind of mutt or Hispanic, with a bunch of black supporting cast.
Repunzel Repunzel iron yo nappy ass hurr
How do afros grow in size? Do they remain spherical or flatten out?
Remain spherical. Afros usually flatten when in contact with water or being slept on.
Long, greasy turdlocks.
nappy headed hoes
Big biiiiiiig afro.
Do they make weaves that long?
they're gonna recast it as a Black person with long braids, aren't they? Or will it be a black Black person white female combo?
>Or will it be a black Black person white female combo?
A blue eyed, blonde pale girl with the blackest fricking Black person possible.
they gonna cast this Black person as the savior of the white girl
you are getting poo Rapunzel and you will like it,
>Poopunzel
>Repoonzel
Kek
>Apuzel
I mean they could cast an asian (the ugliest they can find) and they had a tradition of long hairs, or a latina, which is the most likely option (the brownest they can find)
african hairs are not hair, but akshually whool, so like for sheeps they just increase in volume mantaining a similiar shape too the head, but then gravity does it course flattening them a bit, but there is a limit at how much it can grow, and you will hardly get super big afros
so basically pubic hair but on your head. No wonder they are insecure about their hair.
>Rapunjeet
>rapunzel
>rape punjabi damisel
she won't be barefoot will she
She won't be barely legal will she?
idris elba
I predict that flynn rider will be black.
/ourboy/ elliot page playing him is white. rapunzel will also be white because its hunter
>nigpunzel shaves off her nappy hair
>story doesn't happen
Can Amanda Seyfried still play her at 37?
god damn i remember when she (and i) were young
i'm sure some israelite has at least made a concept of a blaxploitation rapunzel at some point
If they keep Rapunzel white they'll make Flynn black or some sort of non-white
But they're very likely to make Rapunzel a black woman
I wonder if that will peak center adjacent people on the whole nigwashing. With the little mermaid the cope was that 'its just an imaginary fish bro it doesn't have a race'.
I think snow white is doing that already
love how everybody naturally assumes she'll be black. i assume the same
i dont think she will be black. But if this happens, they will make Flynn a half Black person. Most likely that kid from the detective pikachu movie. screencap this.
I'll put a small bet on a pajeet version. Indian economy on the up right now
>Indian economy on the up right now
even if india is 1.5 billion, an Hollywood movie doing extremely well makes like 50 million there, aka what an ok movie makes in the little india that is the UK, it doesn't make economical sense to pander to them
Didn't spiderverse 2 with sPOOderman make like 150mil of not more in inja?
150 million rupee maybe kek, I checked and it made 2.8 million, avatar 2 was the last movie that did extremely well there
Disney is trying to tank itself so we might see some funny shit in the coming years.
>the one modern disneyshit movie I like
>it's going to get raped
>Flynn and Rapunzel won't be a cute happy couple anymore
>some SSRI-addicted c**t director is going to make the whole thing into an insufferable therapy session
>they VILL shoehorn in some line about muh patriarchy and how rapunzel doesn't need to be saved.
>there VILL be a comic relief character voiced by cardi b or some other sheboon talking like a ratchety ghetto nog.
>the white man VILL be at the very least a paki or at most a black gorilla Black person.
the white woman might stay a white woman, but likely it's going to be some mystery meat latina or asian.
Honestly who is the moron green lighting this shit when the diminishing returns of the live action moviesnis already apparent? They should cancel every planned live-action version they have right now
Live action still make them money by the sheer fact they replenish each original's brand. Movies on disney princesses make only about 20% of their profit off of cinemas this is why they will keep on making those live actions no matter how bad their box office look on the outsidr.
Rapunzel will be nonwhite. Pretty white women make israelites and negresses seethe.
> evil gypsy woman steals white baby ( like in real life)
That shit will get cut I promise you.
muttpunzel muttpunzel let down yo dreds
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I wonder what kind of bs they would pull with a live action Frozen. They wouldnt blackwash both but they cant just make Anna/Elsa black bc they are sisters unless they make the king a cuck.
Neptune was Bardem while Ariel was black. They have the power and arrogance to just ignore it nowadays. The plot of GoT wouldn't be written today. Genetics matter?? No way chud.
The voice actress that plays the mom is a super GILF. Hope she'll get re-casted
Raspucia Raspucia Let down your dreads
Why is Disney remaking so many older movies into live action? Is it cheaper or something?
Live action remakes are very low risk. For Disney, making movies means they're spending $200 million dollars on something that may or may not make money. A live action remake of an animated movie is a strong name brand that has a proven track record of making money at the box office.
Everyone will be Black person and gay!
imagine the smell while climbing
Tangled is the last disney flick i enjoyed
she will be black, like black hole black. real black
Why would you put texture on a screenshot?
it's an automatically applied iToddler effect they cannot turn off
>the prince finally reached the tower when the princess was kept locked
>"Oh my Prince you are here"
>"my beloved Qween Rapunzel I'm here to free you! Relase your dreads so I can climb this tower!"
>Following the Prince instructions Rapunzel relased her dreads and the Prince started to climb them, but the cheap chinese glue of the fake dreads didn't hold and the Prince fell down, thus dying
>"SHIEEEEEEET"
disney yet again showing how creatively bankrupt they are.
Reminder in the original story Rapunzel is explicitly described as blonde before anyone tries to argue she can be played by a Pygmy tribeswoman with nappy hair
You think they care?
"They" don't but their pawns argue always argue in bad faith for them
>Mannerheim
Nah they didn't.
they always say same shit, "them being white is not important for the story". But their israelite story about black panther is holy grail and should never be changed.
Only acceptable choice for Rapunzel.
There are so many roles she'd fit lookswise for a Disney princess it's almost criminal that they don't let her have one.
let me guess, she's a gentile
Maybe. She does work in Disney+ shows so they do employ her, but not in anything higher budget then bottom of the barrel shows.
>heres your Rapunzel bro
Damn that's some good subversion making her short-haired.
Ah yes, here we are, the most beautiful woman in the galaxy. Manjaw, squat and pudgy, and horrible breasts, perfect, sublime.
tfw i've literally fricked better looking women than pugh
>snow poo
>rapunjabizel
>can sing
>same age
>blonde hair
>white
>beautiful
She was LITERALLY born for this role.
>Negative eye tilting
It's over for her
It's just begun.
McKenna as Rapunzel.
Wait so you be sayin you wanna climb my hair? Hello no mf I just put in my coco butter treatment
Oh nooooo, please don't ruin the absolute untouchable masterpiece that is Disney's Tangled™.
>libshart openly sucks corporate wiener
Enjoy getting replaced with AI, you soulless vermin.
I saw Frozen for the first time and I liked it. That movie is only 10 years old. What the FRICK happened over at Disney jesus christ
Why is Disney so moronic? It's almost as if they want to tank their company. Iger is the CEO, right? Does he want to sell and cash out or what?
Changing their executive compensation structure to
>no bonuses whatsoever if the company doesn’t post a profit that year
>if paid in stock/options, they cannot be sold or exercised for a minimum of ten years after being first awarded
would basically kill all of the moronation you’re seeing now. As is, braindead execs are incentivized to vampirize whatever company has the misfortune of hiring them, collecting a golden parachute in the process, killing all long term profit vectors, and moving on to the next to repeat the cycle
It's gonna be BMWF I would bet money on it.
and i think we know the perfect director
It's her turn.
>RAPEUNZIZZLE RAPEUNZIZZLE GIMME YO WEAVE
>AYO homie FRICK YOU homie I DON NEED NO PUHRINCE CHARMIN'
>*a faint chirp is heard from the top of the tower*
>RAPEUNZIZZLE RAPEUNZIZZLE I GOT SOME LAWRYS
>SHEEIT homie WHY DIN YOU SAY SO?
>*a faint chirp is heard from the top of the tower, again.*
>rapunzel live action
>black girl
>let down your dreads
there's no way they dont
That would actually be easier to climb because it's like a rope
she'd have to be really old to have hair that long for dreads to reach. i think it'll just be those wigs they install and aren't weird at all
The one time they will keep the blonde, 6,000,000% chance the male lead is a Black person APE.
That is all. Total Black person Death, insha'Allah
Feetkino?
Yes.
very israeli nose. that's why he got away with it
Don't care about how they niggify it. The original Tangled is the only one that will ever matter, wont even watch the shitmake.
i thought they had to wait 20 years or something
Are they going to make it terrible?
looks like kinos on the menu hair fetish bros
>live-action
>CGI hair
What's the point?!
>ywn have a prime ASR playing Rapunzel
[chair clattering]
yeah, this is the only live action cast that'd work
what if her hair was boobs hah
Rapunzel will be a black girl with long shiny Wypipo hair.
Just like in the movie, she will sacrifice said hair in the end, turning it into a natural curly afro.
The message will be that she's still pretty without her long wypipo hair.
Let me guess, they'll make an ugly, fat girl boss rapunzel, and every male in the movie will be evil or castrated or a bumbling moron
The stunning and brave moral will be "girl you are perfect just the way you are, and you shouldn't think about being romantically paired with anyone ever. Live and die alone with friends who don't get too close."
PLEASE BE BLACK
>PLEASE BE BLACK
PLEASE BE BLACK
>PLEASE BE BLACK
PLEASE BE BLACK
>PLEASE BE BLACK