Three Thousand Years of Longing was a huge bomb, not sure what they were expecting by making a $60 million dollar arthouse movie starring Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba? Didn't even win any major awards either. Guess that's why George decided to start filming Furiosa straight after.
>mad max movies ends up being amazing despite poor expectations
oh god forbid a movie in one of my favorite franchises ends up being a new classic, really dont know how to stick it to the chuds do ya?
Because it made more than double its huge production budget and won six Academy Awards. Not many modern movies get that type of popularity and prestige, aside from something like Dune.
>a story of which we know the ending
This is why prequels are always moronic. You expect people to get excited for a 2 hour flashback scene about a side character?
They couldn't find a real lile of sand? I'm so exhausted with this video game shit bros. There are zero stakes in any movie today because the entire thing looks like a video game and takes you out of it
all celebrity zoomerettes are fricking ugly >Annya
Fricking ayy lmao >Sydney Swiney
Very mediocre
if not the boobs nobody would give a shit >Zendaya
lel >Angourie Rice
Prob the only sweet face there
but she's already turning too round and fat >Hunter Schafter
lel #2
you need more slavs or something
maybe consider up lifting some ukrainian prostitute-refugees to celebrity status
>Instead of making more Mad Max, divert to Mean Girl >When Furiosa's plot was not that interesting and it got the ending she wanted >why do they hate hiiiim
Maybe get some braincells
because he should have made a MAD MAX movie about MAD MAX. literally anything would have been better than this.
The story of the comics or the story of the game that was part of the movie would have been better. Max in guzzolin town. Max in the old airport underground against buzzers.
Whatever
Anything besides Furiosa
I'll probably watch it because a bunch of guys with Bogan accents doing moronic shit with cars and guns sounds fun to me >GET IN THE UTE, MORTY, WE'RE GOIN TA BENDIGO TA GET ME CYUBE
so i saw a video documentary the other day about a lady from an upper class family that had fallen on hard times in the crash of '29. she was a tomboy from childhood and had been indulged and even encouraged by her father who taught her how to shoot and ride and do stuff that most society girlies weren't really into at the time. the dad dies. ww2 breaks out and she wants to be a pilot, but doesn't have the eyes for it (i think) and ends up fricking around and shooting her own leg off and then goes to france to drive an ambulance and then to england and signs up as a spy and comes back to france and sets up a giant spy network and she is this legit total baddass.
i found it. here: the limping lady
i am as gen x blue collar as they come and i would totally go to a theater and watch a movie about this woman.
you want some girl power? there is some fricking girl power for you. all that happens when you frick up something people already like that's been a thing for decades is you lose respect. that contemptuous eyeball you catch from men that what you are wanting to be? it's because you don't make your own shit.
or maybe you really CAN'T do everything a man can after all...
They should just use either people or archetypes that actually exist for women, if they tried to make a good version of the oversexed Asian dragon lady trope it would be more interesting than the slop that they do make where women and punching men 3x their size
dude...just something that is not piggybacking off of an already established story. i suggested that one because that tuff grl actually existed, apparently. low hanging fruit...baby steps...whatever...it could be complete fiction, but yeah...you can't have 104lb pretties casually dropping coal miners and loggers and drunken sailors. like every single time
true romance? where alabama fks up tony soprano, that was as improbable as it was believable. it's just that butthurt women that were probably not hot when they were young have been permitted to run everything now as a sop to DEI. we'll never get off the planet this way.
This movie is "girl power" and "woke" in the same way that Black Lagoon is
Quit being terminally-online hyperfixated b***hes who shoehorn politics into everything. This is a movie about a bawd with a machine gun. She wears heels and probably takes her top off at some point.
Furry Road was "woke" before "woke" was a buzzword and Cinemaphile loved it. Now because fat beardo literally who on israelitetube says Furiosa is woke (from a trailer and nothing more) Cinemaphile hates it. You guys are pathetic.
Wrong on nearly every count
Fury Road is not woke. Not even a little bit.
Cinemaphile has had dozens of shitposters post bait about it being feminist slop for a fricking decade now
And now those same people are saying the same moronic thing and don't need israelitetubers to help them form their gay and moronic opinions
Fury Road was woke in the year of Gamergate and John Boyega’s face popping up in the desert and Cinemaphile shit on it just the same but then again you weren’t here for this
90lb actress tosses burly thug men around like boxes in a UPS warehouse without suffering any setbacks while bumbling, loveable male protagonist who is roided to the gills gets his ass kicked
>We're down to literally one white female actress in circulation and we need the white male audience, any ideas? >Yeah, did you ever see the Matrix sequels?
idk, I think the girlboss feminists would rather escape to a neutral country and be passed around like a side dish by the local men than subject themselves to such humiliations as doing chores in the home
I remember thinking Fury Road's trailer looked like shit when it first came out. This one obviously has worse special effects, but I'm optimistic after hearing initial reviews saying it's kino again
Ready for years and years of seething over this one as well, hell they never stopped seething over Fury Road to this day. Fury road was a massive success, a huge hit and yet they still seethe. Madness.
>Furiosa's actual name is Furiosa
Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly stupid?
Furiosa always sounded like a name she was given when she rose through Immortan Joes ranks not the name given to her at birth.
I love Mad Max but I couldn't give less shits about this movie even if I wanted to. She was fine when paired with Max but as a standalone character in her own movie? Nah man, nah.
>Traditionally Male Led series >Wut if we did this but with a Female Lead.jpg
Yawn. Already done this to a bunch of series, hasn't ended well even once. Giving it a hard pass just out of principle. Already avoiding most post-2010 or so media at this point, what's one more movie missed?
>Be me, Mad Max >Escape with King's breeding-concubines (kept safe to try and breed unmutated humans) and his most trusted warrior, Furiosa Road >She reveals she stole a tanker filled with the most valuable resource, water. Sick >First thing she does is dump a bunch of it because the concubines are b***hing about being dirty. wtf >Travel to promised land, where a functioning society will take us in >Turns out the society's women took over >The women murdered their husbands, brothers, and sons >Now they just wait around for men they can rape and murder >These crazy old women act like that's a good thing >Turn around, head back to King's land >"He's, like, really mean. He doesn't let us have enough water, and he kills lots of people. Help me kill him." >I say my first line of dialogue: "k" >Help Furiosa fight him >We kill like 50 of his men, who were basically slaves like her. She doesn't really care, though. >She installs herself as queen and appoints concubines into positions of power >Their first act is to dump the reserves of their life-giving water onto the dirty soil >They giggle and watch the peasants wallow around in mud >They act like this is some triumphant, declarative statement about their suitability as leaders >I shake my head and turn around, knowing they'll be dead within a year >Realize that all those deaths are on my hands, because I didn't kill Furiosa, enslave the witless concubines, and make the hard decisions that would've led to their people having some hope at life >"Oh cool, a scorpion. That's totally badass." >Eat it.
>according to production designer
Reminds me of "they're definitely gay, we just don't see anything in the end product to indicate this, but one of the women who made coffee totally agrees they were gay."
You are not actually laughing, chud. You are crying and seething.
You are projecting.
its going to be movie of the year and there really wont be anything you can do about it
I can not watch it, loser.
you a homosexual whose is afraid of woman?
Just like eight hundred years of longing
Three Thousand Years of Longing was a huge bomb, not sure what they were expecting by making a $60 million dollar arthouse movie starring Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba? Didn't even win any major awards either. Guess that's why George decided to start filming Furiosa straight after.
>mad max movies ends up being amazing despite poor expectations
oh god forbid a movie in one of my favorite franchises ends up being a new classic, really dont know how to stick it to the chuds do ya?
It's going to bomb. Fury Road didn't even make 400mil. I don't know why they made this
Because it made more than double its huge production budget and won six Academy Awards. Not many modern movies get that type of popularity and prestige, aside from something like Dune.
Not watch it
>ten years later
>prequel
>a story of which we know the ending
>no main actors returning
>more expensive but looks ten times cheaper
aylmaoo
>and 30 minutes longer than FR
>a story of which we know the ending
This is why prequels are always moronic. You expect people to get excited for a 2 hour flashback scene about a side character?
That would be Sonic 3.
i wouldn't know anya was in this. thank god they put her on it twice
AIslop
>he doesn't know about the evil twin twist yet
so if it bombs or even isn't a giant hit they'll blame men, right?
Anya doesn't bomb, b***h
>Anya doesn't bo-
The Northman
A spin-off to movie that barely broke even 9 years ago, but without the star of said movie, hmmm. I'll be surprised if it does make money.
This trailer played before Dunc II and I heard people audibly cringing at it
They couldn't find a real lile of sand? I'm so exhausted with this video game shit bros. There are zero stakes in any movie today because the entire thing looks like a video game and takes you out of it
with real sand you'd have to keep redoing the actor's makeup. I hate it too but its for convenience.
SAND?!? IN MY vegana?!?
I'm unironically excited for this. I don't know why this board hates Miller now.
its because anya is insanely miscast. a spoiled little princess being a tough girl. mega cringe.
>trips get checked
>quads don't
Is this what it feels like to be a white zoomer
at least shes one of the only hot zoomettes out there
all celebrity zoomerettes are fricking ugly
>Annya
Fricking ayy lmao
>Sydney Swiney
Very mediocre
if not the boobs nobody would give a shit
>Zendaya
lel
>Angourie Rice
Prob the only sweet face there
but she's already turning too round and fat
>Hunter Schafter
lel #2
you need more slavs or something
maybe consider up lifting some ukrainian prostitute-refugees to celebrity status
>if not the boobs nobody would give a shit
boobs are important, though...have a kid. you'll see
>hot
He is a self-declared turbofeminist. That's enough reason to not like him.
Maybe because his movies were known for their crazy practical effects yet the trailer for this dogshit is wall to wall with very fake CGI
>Instead of making more Mad Max, divert to Mean Girl
>When Furiosa's plot was not that interesting and it got the ending she wanted
>why do they hate hiiiim
Maybe get some braincells
lack of sex does weird things to men
I don't care about the gender thing, this looks like dogshit because of the lack of practical effects
because he should have made a MAD MAX movie about MAD MAX. literally anything would have been better than this.
The story of the comics or the story of the game that was part of the movie would have been better. Max in guzzolin town. Max in the old airport underground against buzzers.
Whatever
Anything besides Furiosa
Why is Anya on there twice
I absolutely refuse to watch it. This is peak leftist subversion. I don't even care if its good, I refuse to watch it on ideological grounds.
I'll probably watch it because a bunch of guys with Bogan accents doing moronic shit with cars and guns sounds fun to me
>GET IN THE UTE, MORTY, WE'RE GOIN TA BENDIGO TA GET ME CYUBE
It's gonna be netfkix cgi
so i saw a video documentary the other day about a lady from an upper class family that had fallen on hard times in the crash of '29. she was a tomboy from childhood and had been indulged and even encouraged by her father who taught her how to shoot and ride and do stuff that most society girlies weren't really into at the time. the dad dies. ww2 breaks out and she wants to be a pilot, but doesn't have the eyes for it (i think) and ends up fricking around and shooting her own leg off and then goes to france to drive an ambulance and then to england and signs up as a spy and comes back to france and sets up a giant spy network and she is this legit total baddass.
i found it. here: the limping lady
i am as gen x blue collar as they come and i would totally go to a theater and watch a movie about this woman.
you want some girl power? there is some fricking girl power for you. all that happens when you frick up something people already like that's been a thing for decades is you lose respect. that contemptuous eyeball you catch from men that what you are wanting to be? it's because you don't make your own shit.
or maybe you really CAN'T do everything a man can after all...
They should just use either people or archetypes that actually exist for women, if they tried to make a good version of the oversexed Asian dragon lady trope it would be more interesting than the slop that they do make where women and punching men 3x their size
dude...just something that is not piggybacking off of an already established story. i suggested that one because that tuff grl actually existed, apparently. low hanging fruit...baby steps...whatever...it could be complete fiction, but yeah...you can't have 104lb pretties casually dropping coal miners and loggers and drunken sailors. like every single time
women who could do that stuff just wouldnt look attractive anymore, so im guessing thats why we end up with this every single time.
true romance? where alabama fks up tony soprano, that was as improbable as it was believable. it's just that butthurt women that were probably not hot when they were young have been permitted to run everything now as a sop to DEI. we'll never get off the planet this way.
Is this Nancy Wake?
These stories are likely made up. Like that Finnish sharpshooter chick.
so this is what the world looks like if trump wons?
>if trump wons
This movie is "girl power" and "woke" in the same way that Black Lagoon is
Quit being terminally-online hyperfixated b***hes who shoehorn politics into everything. This is a movie about a bawd with a machine gun. She wears heels and probably takes her top off at some point.
You haven't seen it. Shut your c**t.
Neither did you bro
I bet I'm right, start a new thread in a few weeks so I can say I told you so
This is just reskinned Fast and Furious
Terrible casting. So bad it may ruin the entire movie for me
Verification not required
If she hadn't been bucced, she would have never been rebuked by me
Yeah I completely agree.
Anya...
>imma fanya of anya
...the ayatollah of penis rollah!
Unfortunately she's married now, so I am no longer interested. you did this to yourself, anya ayyys.
I'm not going to watch it but I'll give it a chance.
This is a movie someone on Cinemaphile would come up with as bait
>women
>cgi
will NOT be watching
damn you were still willing to give it a chance after the first one? brave soldier
Furry Road was "woke" before "woke" was a buzzword and Cinemaphile loved it. Now because fat beardo literally who on israelitetube says Furiosa is woke (from a trailer and nothing more) Cinemaphile hates it. You guys are pathetic.
Wrong on nearly every count
Fury Road is not woke. Not even a little bit.
Cinemaphile has had dozens of shitposters post bait about it being feminist slop for a fricking decade now
And now those same people are saying the same moronic thing and don't need israelitetubers to help them form their gay and moronic opinions
This dude loves being a cuck. Fricking alt-rightoids correctly interpreting movies and shit, why can’t they just frick off?!?
Fury Road was woke in the year of Gamergate and John Boyega’s face popping up in the desert and Cinemaphile shit on it just the same but then again you weren’t here for this
>Furry Road
I hated that shit
>99% of what made Fury Road amazing was the actual car chase sequences
>sequel is all CGI
how do these stupid fricking people get paid to make movies despite getting it wrong and losing money over and over and over again
Fury Road has every shot enhanced by CGI.
>but muh practical effects
Compare it to Mad Max 2.
Bad comparison as fury road obviously had a very different visual language and used CGI to enhance.
Based on Thor’s classic Marvel quips in the trailer - this is going to suck dogshit. Miller’s lost it.
Who in the frick was asking for a mad max movie without real car chases?
Wait there's no car chases? Wtf is the movie about then?
90lb actress tosses burly thug men around like boxes in a UPS warehouse without suffering any setbacks while bumbling, loveable male protagonist who is roided to the gills gets his ass kicked
Yeah I won't watch it then, thanks. I only wanted to watch it in theatres in the first place for the adrenaline junkie car chases.
Has a director ever done such a 180 with his own material? We could have had Wasteland
There's no 180 all of the Mad Max films have similar energy and are all good.
Until now
No even this one looks basically like Fury Road but more of it
Damn, the trailers look awful
The face-paint really brings out the fishlike nature of her eye placement.
I actually want to see this in theatres since I missed out on watching Fury Road when it was showing
Looks like a fricking starving African. Women are so stupid
Fury road was shit. Wtf did you expect?
came here to post this.
even Mad Max 2 was very shallow.
Anya Taylor-joy
>We're down to literally one white female actress in circulation and we need the white male audience, any ideas?
>Yeah, did you ever see the Matrix sequels?
WOAAHW ANYA TAYLOR JOY
Nice
I think we can safely assume people are going to watch this movie no matter what.
The future is female. Submit.
idk, I think the girlboss feminists would rather escape to a neutral country and be passed around like a side dish by the local men than subject themselves to such humiliations as doing chores in the home
shut up, incel
I remember thinking Fury Road's trailer looked like shit when it first came out. This one obviously has worse special effects, but I'm optimistic after hearing initial reviews saying it's kino again
Can we just start killing Woketards on the streets yet?
You can start right about now, son
do it pussy
>reeeee I must kill people that disagree with me
checkd and prolly sucks
I saw the ad for it the other day. I thought it was a parody.
>all white cast
Dropped
Drop yourself on a knife, thug
Ready for years and years of seething over this one as well, hell they never stopped seething over Fury Road to this day. Fury road was a massive success, a huge hit and yet they still seethe. Madness.
>fell for or participated in the viral marketing
cretinous parasite
>Hemsworth just looks like the most comedic villian yet
>well over 100 million in the bank
>admitted thor got far too comedic
Why the frick would he even agree to this shit?
He is a moron that has a genetic predisposition to dementia
>Abusing children is... LE GOOD!
not that anon but 90% of those stats are just 15 year old girls with a 18 year old boyfriend in a state without romeo and juliet laws
not even mad max anymore its FURIOSA but they had to put mad max anyway to attract males to the stronk women movie
jesus help us
I just watched The Road Warrior for the first time. It was cool.
Why is Thor in this movie?
Fury Road was cool like 10 years ago. What a dumb movie
Shut the frick up zoomer homosexual
>calling a millennial a dumb zoomer
Just such lazy marketing too. Your movie is going to flop so hard
It's the best action movie ever made
>Could have got Tom Hardy vs Hemsworth Mad Max manly action kino instead
Frick you Hollyjews
wasn't that yellow guy in some other movie
they edit the coomers face onto him
>Interbogged: The Road Surgery
no
no.
NOOOOOOOOO
They agreed to let Miller bring back Mad Max as long as it was a Trojan Horse for this shit.
>incel general
>Hemsworth
>half assed CGI
Looks like Marvelslop. Why couldn't they just have kino practical effects again like in Fury Road?
>Furiosa's actual name is Furiosa
Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly stupid?
Furiosa always sounded like a name she was given when she rose through Immortan Joes ranks not the name given to her at birth.
>It's a beautiful kid, Dan...
>How do you want to call him?
>I want to call him after my grampa: Mad Max Wahoo
>Little Mad... I like it...
is this the sequel to that chess movie? did chess destroy the world somehow?
keep workshopping this one bud... there's something there
first reactions are overwhelmingly positive
I love Mad Max but I couldn't give less shits about this movie even if I wanted to. She was fine when paired with Max but as a standalone character in her own movie? Nah man, nah.
>Traditionally Male Led series
>Wut if we did this but with a Female Lead.jpg
Yawn. Already done this to a bunch of series, hasn't ended well even once. Giving it a hard pass just out of principle. Already avoiding most post-2010 or so media at this point, what's one more movie missed?
>Be me, Mad Max
>Escape with King's breeding-concubines (kept safe to try and breed unmutated humans) and his most trusted warrior, Furiosa Road
>She reveals she stole a tanker filled with the most valuable resource, water. Sick
>First thing she does is dump a bunch of it because the concubines are b***hing about being dirty. wtf
>Travel to promised land, where a functioning society will take us in
>Turns out the society's women took over
>The women murdered their husbands, brothers, and sons
>Now they just wait around for men they can rape and murder
>These crazy old women act like that's a good thing
>Turn around, head back to King's land
>"He's, like, really mean. He doesn't let us have enough water, and he kills lots of people. Help me kill him."
>I say my first line of dialogue: "k"
>Help Furiosa fight him
>We kill like 50 of his men, who were basically slaves like her. She doesn't really care, though.
>She installs herself as queen and appoints concubines into positions of power
>Their first act is to dump the reserves of their life-giving water onto the dirty soil
>They giggle and watch the peasants wallow around in mud
>They act like this is some triumphant, declarative statement about their suitability as leaders
>I shake my head and turn around, knowing they'll be dead within a year
>Realize that all those deaths are on my hands, because I didn't kill Furiosa, enslave the witless concubines, and make the hard decisions that would've led to their people having some hope at life
>"Oh cool, a scorpion. That's totally badass."
>Eat it.
>The women murdered their husbands, brothers, and sons
Your version of Fury Road sounds really interesting.
Imagine being such a midwit that you can't even understand the plot of slackjawed American slop like Mad Max
>according to production designer
Reminds me of "they're definitely gay, we just don't see anything in the end product to indicate this, but one of the women who made coffee totally agrees they were gay."
>According to the production designer summarizing the movie
Again I find it funny that Fury Road was a little too much for you
She looks like a crogmagnon woman, she should do some prehistoric kino