Bro I’m 6’1 and 185. You need to eat more - go on a hypertrophy routine (you will build muscle quickly rather than fat) and eat around 2400-3000 calories a day. Actually you probably need around 2800-3400 bare minimum at that height to build anything.
why are you seething about some celebrity dude?
did your gf said he was handsome and you got butthurt or something?
if you fell on the ground that guy would walk over you as if you weren't there, why are you letting him live rent free in your head?
He’s guaranteed to produce less attractive children than himself, these guys always have mutants, they lucked out with a unique combination of decent genes but you can always tell there’s lots of bad shit in there too, kids will 5’6 and virgins for life without blue or green eyes or a white hair color. Sad.
They met while filming a movie together. She also cannot go to conventions anymore because spn fans harassed her too much. Most likely jealously. Probably the girlfriends of all the seething tards on this board. Red hair is natural, btw.
>close set prey eyes
But close together eyes was evolved specifically by predators to give them depth perception when taking down prey.
Prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see threats from any direction.
Like I said he’s a clear carrier of many bad genetic lines, he just lucked out, kids from him have a very small chance at real success in life, he shouldn’t really breed. Maybe 70% white.
Most actors aren’t good looking, it’s the status halo and characters they play that give off the impression that they’re attractive. Take Gosling for example, he’s a 4/10 that would be an incel if he wasn’t famous. I’d say I’m better looking than most of these guys
Discovering that you don't have to be a confident successful chad, you just have to act like you're playing the role of a confident successful chad, changed my life for the better and saved me from inceldom.
Why do lookism incels seethe so much when they see someone who doesn’t fit criteria is still successful with women? Shouldn’t this give them hope since they don’t fit their own criteria as well? Or are they just bitter and want everyone to be miserable as them and wallow in self pity?
low testosterone
most will look like that forever but just aged
this phenomenon is already present in a minority of millennials which is what gave rise to the "onions boy" meme in the first place
>stop drinking tap water
what do you drink then? fricking bottled water? plastic bottles release microplastics, especially under direct sunlight, which are decreasing your testosterone levels.
do you have money for premium himalayan glass bottle water? or collect rainwater? how you do that in the city?
This could be the dumbest fricking thing I've ever seen. You actual fricking social morons are being serious about this but telling yourselves you're "just memeing". Sweet fricking Christ every last one of you would've been better spent on your mother's face. I can feel the simultaneous disappointment of every last one of your fathers.
i got you
again it's a classic curtains part with a side sweep behind the ears
lengths obviously vary but that's the basics
if you have thick hair ask to have it thinned out a bit
if your hair is thinner it flows better
if it's too thin then just a dash of a paste or putty will work
i don't like putty though
go paste or wax
All jokes aside, women like a little asymmetry. Scratch that, they like a little imperfection in general. A flawless Chad might be good for a frick, but if you've ever met a girl that's actually dating an unironic 10/10 Cavill-tier Chad you'd know that they're constantly spiteful, insecure, and jealous of their boyfriend's looks. They live in constant fear that another girl will steal him away and they're insanely self-conscious of the fact that he manages to be prettier than her.
There's a reason Owen Wilson with his fricked up broken nose got so many b***hes back in the day, or that every woman in the world wanted to suck off Clint "practically a Chino" Eastwood. But there's a difference between being dysgenic and being asymmetrical. You do need to have certain classically attractive features to pull this off.
I am aware that the word schizo has become overused here, but I really feel that in the past 2 years the amount of actually mentally ill posts has increased.
10 years ago I would assume OP is exaggerating for a joke, now with post like these it feels like they are made with sincere intent
I have the impression that lookism thesis are nordicism in disguise. Your ideal of beauty is nordic phenotype, which is in fact an inferior hunter-gatherer race who was conquered by both neolithic farmers and steppes herders. This phenotype is the only trace who remains from this inferior race.
>our ideal of beauty is nordic phenotype, which is in fact an inferior hunter-gatherer race who was conquered by both neolithic farmers and steppes herders. This phenotype is the only trace who remains from this inferior race.
this is completely historically inaccurate
I’ve been to a lookism forum and they don’t have a high opinion of Nordic men, they call them "nerdic" men. Blonde hair on guys never looks good 99% of the time, just makes them seem feminine
It's still a complete worship of primitive nordic features like squared chins and hunter eyes which are semi-mongoloids.
it's not accurate because most "nordic" features in modern europoor populaces come from germanic invasions millennia after whatever the hell you are talking about
I’ve been to a lookism forum and they don’t have a high opinion of Nordic men, they call them "nerdic" men. Blonde hair on guys never looks good 99% of the time, just makes them seem feminine
He can fly though, so his center of mass should be up higher like an airplane's. Therefore, he should have giant breasts. Show saved, you can thank me later.
You guys realise that slight facial asymmetry is attractive right? True symmetry pushes you into uncanny valley territory, there's an artificiality to it that's off-putting.
those test where they mirrored each side of the face are kinda bullshit.
women are attracted to symmetry like shit attracts flies. we men too.
The reality is literally you guys posting objectively attractive people with these lines? Are we supposed to think "oh wow, guess the world was wrong about Brad Pitt being good looking"? Come on.
> oh wow, guess the world was wrong about Brad Pitt being good looking
Yes, because they were. Pitt sold his soul to Hollywood so he could pretend to be chad.
this thread is full of memes and meme lines and actors with tilted faces. many got baited and it got me many (you)s. Obviously brad pittu is a perfect looking fella.
You realize hollywood doesn't put attractive people in films, right? Because attractive people look so perfect they don't even look like people, they have no brand value. But a freak like Angelina Jolie, or that tall star wars guy, or that ayylamoo-looking chess-chick, those have memorable faces. Hideous ones, but memorable.
>they don't even look like people
Yeah and that's not attractive. >Hideous ones
You're dishonest and using the worst examples on purpose. There's plenty of attractive people in Hollywood. Always has been.
this is both true and untrue. hollywood is filled with plenty of prefect looking symmetric people.
you really think hollywood heartthrobs are not perfectly good looking people?
>except in reality it doesnt.
except in reality you don't really notice it unless it's really sever because watching at a face in motion and watching at a face on a photo are 2 completely different things
Jensen has the perfect mix of feminine eyes and mouth with a masculine jaw and deep voice. Dude's a number one panty wetter, meanwhile the other SPN guys are only desired by fat latinas and ugly asians.
His head is at a slight angle you stupid fricking sperg
Or he’s just a 5/10 with make up they’re putting on stilts and pretending he’s a Chad like all manlet homosexual actors
>being this assblasted over the fact that women lust over him
wtf is this seethe?
I’m 6’5 with blonde hair and blue eyes, I’m a solid 165, I’d mog him and could take him in a fight.
>165
>6'5
>165
>solid
Eat some food skeleton
165kgs right???
165 stone
Bro I’m 6’1 and 185. You need to eat more - go on a hypertrophy routine (you will build muscle quickly rather than fat) and eat around 2400-3000 calories a day. Actually you probably need around 2800-3400 bare minimum at that height to build anything.
Good morning sirs
Twig
Hahaha, what? EVERY guy wishes he looked like Jensen.
>manlet
he's 6 foot 1
On Cinemaphile everyone under 6’4 is a manlet
So he is. Huh. Somehow I was sure he's a manlet, I remember him being short on both the Angel and Supernatural.
He looks short on Supernatural because he's always standing next to Sam, who is 6'4.
he's 5'11 max kek i would mog this manlet to suicide irl
you wouldnt mog an ugly manlet actor like that harry potter guy.
You might be taller but you still hideous.
why are you seething about some celebrity dude?
did your gf said he was handsome and you got butthurt or something?
if you fell on the ground that guy would walk over you as if you weren't there, why are you letting him live rent free in your head?
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post wrist
This might be the biggest cope I've ever seen
>I study male faces on Cinemaphile to prove to myself how much more straight I am than the Hollywood pretty boys
you man are a homosexual
Autism
based
t. dysgenic inbreds
Shockingly brainless even by midnight black fat lipped gorilla Black person standards
Why is there a literal terminally online homosexual fangroup defending another fricking man's appearance here?
>homosexual
Dude, just ask yourself 'Would I be happy to look like this?''. How is that gay?
Its not about defending its about calling out morons for being morons you moron.
>falling for this obvious bait
Haha morons, SAGED
based beyond belief
OP eternally BTFO
what an absolute homosexual
tilted head you blind Black person
>close set, brown, prey eyes
it never even began
He’s guaranteed to produce less attractive children than himself, these guys always have mutants, they lucked out with a unique combination of decent genes but you can always tell there’s lots of bad shit in there too, kids will 5’6 and virgins for life without blue or green eyes or a white hair color. Sad.
Jealous homosexual.
who is his wife
my wife
clearly she is indeed not your wife seeing how she is married and producing children for him anon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danneel_Ackles
They met while filming a movie together. She also cannot go to conventions anymore because spn fans harassed her too much. Most likely jealously. Probably the girlfriends of all the seething tards on this board. Red hair is natural, btw.
ohnononon deanbros
This will never be you.
that's right, my gf is much younger
being younger will never be better than having a hot redhead gf
blonde>redheaded
nope, most natural blonds look strange imo
>your gf
jdimsa
His son has his exact hair, little dude will probably take after his dad when he grows up
Forefathers on the white race had brown eyes and dark hair, you moronic sperg.
Men with light features look like feminine homosexuals.
t. juan spinnonanza
I'm Norwegian, you fricking mutt.
>I'm Norwegian, you fricking mutt.
>close set
>prey eyes
You are moronic.
>close set prey eyes
But close together eyes was evolved specifically by predators to give them depth perception when taking down prey.
Prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see threats from any direction.
His eyes are green
hazel is barely better than brown, blue is the only eye color free of melanin
Green eyes are the rarest
Agreed, since every Black person posting "green eyes" is actually hazel and I rarely see any green eyes outside my own.
how do you see your own eyes? moron
What is that haircut called?
the guy your gf cheats on you with.
parted curtains basically
it's still kinda short on him though
AAAHHHHHH holy shit I can’t believe I never noticed this
his entire face is fricked up
Like I said he’s a clear carrier of many bad genetic lines, he just lucked out, kids from him have a very small chance at real success in life, he shouldn’t really breed. Maybe 70% white.
Actual unironic schizophrenic.
This is why you dont sleep only on one side you frickers. This is the blackpill of the week.
Or don't get birthed in a mexical clinic where Qonchita squeezes your head too much and you become a potato
oh shit homie, my right side of the face is literally more fricked than my left, which side should I sleep on?
Wait, is this a thing? I've only ever slept on one side my whole life..
how that affects your bone structure?
do you not have a pillow?
CHUDBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR BLACK PANTHER!!
>black panther
lol
lets the red lines on this one oh no no no guy
oh no no no red line poster BTFO
WHERE YOU NOW WITH YOUR RED LINES oh no no no guy?
>you will never be this hot
why bother living?
dean
Literally a perfect male face, man
I really hope you niggys are joking
this guy has a better hairline than everyone posting on this thread.
he is literally balding homie dawg
>see an older man with a good hairline
>always wonder if they're just naturally genetically blessed or have had work done
I can't be the only one right?
i'd say he's been blessed
oh no no no no
ngmi
im no doctor but i think you might have a case of taco neck syndrome anom
>he even thinks about hairlines
Ask me how I know you’re balding
I smell projection from this post. There was no necessity to (you) me unless you had a bad hairline.
I dont think ive ever seen TV this gay for someone
Most actors aren’t good looking, it’s the status halo and characters they play that give off the impression that they’re attractive. Take Gosling for example, he’s a 4/10 that would be an incel if he wasn’t famous. I’d say I’m better looking than most of these guys
Discovering that you don't have to be a confident successful chad, you just have to act like you're playing the role of a confident successful chad, changed my life for the better and saved me from inceldom.
Just wait until you see ryan
pretty straight
have a nice day right now
kek
Literally me.
Why do lookism incels seethe so much when they see someone who doesn’t fit criteria is still successful with women? Shouldn’t this give them hope since they don’t fit their own criteria as well? Or are they just bitter and want everyone to be miserable as them and wallow in self pity?
Now let's see Cinemaphile's faces
my friends tell i look english + i think i have pretty straight eyes any thoughts???
Italian
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https://youtu.be/NBOdQb59j50
https://youtu.be/a2DtMxqut3c
https://youtu.be/JSiqxCHBUHM?t=3148
never meet your heroes
he's gonna make it
>the average Cinemaphilecel mogs Jensen Ackles
Hollywoodbros..
lookin good Ian!
jensen sisters.. it's over
He cute!
Also i wonder if Ian sees himself posted here and is ashamed of sneedposting on a fricking date app.
>sneedposting on a fricking date app
that's the kind of shit that i would do
Makes me wonder if he was gay or if a woman saw that guy and screen capped it and posted it here
Yes Ian, we know
who let Jaws' kid out
>mathematically and scientifically proven the most attractive in the thread
Cinemaphile has been redeemed fellow sneeders
ngl im dripping precum rn
What a chad
>20
He looks 12. Why are zoomers so undeveloped?
low testosterone
most will look like that forever but just aged
this phenomenon is already present in a minority of millennials which is what gave rise to the "onions boy" meme in the first place
Average Cinemaphileer
What are they feeding white kids these days?
Testosterone, non-whites are taking estrogen I presume?
What's with the lightning bolt on the back of his hair
he survived fetus deletus
Nazis used lightning imagery
he is perfect. he should play soldierboy not that abomination
Stay mad, I still get plenty of b***hes too
nice skin at least
It's like two voids staring back at me.
Soulless
looks like a lesbian
stop drinking tap water
>stop drinking tap water
what do you drink then? fricking bottled water? plastic bottles release microplastics, especially under direct sunlight, which are decreasing your testosterone levels.
do you have money for premium himalayan glass bottle water? or collect rainwater? how you do that in the city?
collect your own rainwater and boil it, Black person(derogatory term for blacks)
the average american "male"
Oh hey, I've seen you before.
http://www.incestflix.com/watch/aurora-xoxo-cum-countdown-lockdown
Fan of your work.
dont listen to these homies youre a solid 8/10, above average id say, especially compared to 4chinlets
How can I have your skin?
what race is this??
50% Asian
50% Photoshop
PHAPA?
kek how old are you and you are already balding, that uneven patchy fringe is hilarious
You'd look good with a nice dress and some makeup chica.
DEFINITELY a future school shooter
meddl
My mom says I’m handsome.
Ffs.
Lookism is fricking hilarious
I used to consider this guy a Chad. Wow, it's literally over.
genuinly thought this was photoshopped
holy shit
it's odd
but still cute
oh no no no no no
He forgot to put eyelashes on the left eye
kek wtf is this thread
schizo meltdown thread
just enjoy the show
MY LAIF IS A LIE
Probably the new
>what is this? a scar??
new friend
This thread makes me uncomfortable, im not even sure why.
postung in epic incel thread
Wow, what a hideous guy. Below burn victim tier.
hideous.
I spit out my drink
Op is like a jealous female
What the frick is this autistic level of jealousy
women sisters it's over
Don’t send these pics to Jensen, he might get depressed and kill himself
Between this, his hot wife and his bags of money I'm starting to worry.
do this
lines never lie
Oh no
Right earlobe is completly fricked and hangs way lower than left.
Its over.
christ.. how do people like this even stand to look at themselves in the mirror?
and ~~*they*~~ push these wildebeest on us
JUST
The Mummy Brenden is the only Brenden I acknowledge. No matter how JUSTed he gets, The Mummy Brenden is who I see.
>even bradu
What is this sorcery???
his head is tilted you fricking mong
not sure if bait or srs
Even his teeth are symetrical
It's radial symmetry
Frick this thread, feel like Morty when he stood on that perfectly level concrete. Y'all fricking me up.
Please don't use a diction that makes people think you're 14 or do
But any replies to those posts will probably be mean-spirited
>y’all
have a nice day now
>2 out of 10 would not bang
>Draw line in someone's face.
>OMFG he so ugly
You're worse than women Cinemaphile
OH NONONONO
haha btfo
No one's eyes are perfectly even anyway you imbecile
this dude's so conventionally attractive any straight guy would nonchalantly agree. He's just a good looking fella.
He needs to lift
so women focus more on his pecs
Majority of these guys have girlfriends unlike Cinemaphile
I don't know what to tell these fellas.
Half of them have shaved heads so you can't just say, "It's the haircut."
It's over
i wonder if ian is really 20 yo
He's like 26 irl i know the guy
he lost his v card???
Yes
>Over 100 replies on this thread
Based baiterchad winning
This could be the dumbest fricking thing I've ever seen. You actual fricking social morons are being serious about this but telling yourselves you're "just memeing". Sweet fricking Christ every last one of you would've been better spent on your mother's face. I can feel the simultaneous disappointment of every last one of your fathers.
OH ONONONNOONONON
this boomer malding frfr tho lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How do I style my hair like that
i got you
again it's a classic curtains part with a side sweep behind the ears
lengths obviously vary but that's the basics
if you have thick hair ask to have it thinned out a bit
if your hair is thinner it flows better
if it's too thin then just a dash of a paste or putty will work
i don't like putty though
go paste or wax
science has spoken
What is this? People not understanding basics of geometry and drawing /thread?
I showed my mom the men of the Boys, and this is how she ranked them
>Jensen
>Homelander
>A Train
>Butcher
>Deep
>Hughie
Hughie is a fricking cuck, both physically and mentally
jesus anon that's so cute, tell your mom i said hi thanks for ranking them
Deep is cuter than homelander
>A Train that high
anon you need to have a discussion with your mother
never forget everyone here is moronic
umm... Cavillbros?
His ears are pretty off here
OP is a seething mud
Autists don't understand angles part number 818372929
>ohnonono
lmao funny meme so amusing so original
All jokes aside, women like a little asymmetry. Scratch that, they like a little imperfection in general. A flawless Chad might be good for a frick, but if you've ever met a girl that's actually dating an unironic 10/10 Cavill-tier Chad you'd know that they're constantly spiteful, insecure, and jealous of their boyfriend's looks. They live in constant fear that another girl will steal him away and they're insanely self-conscious of the fact that he manages to be prettier than her.
There's a reason Owen Wilson with his fricked up broken nose got so many b***hes back in the day, or that every woman in the world wanted to suck off Clint "practically a Chino" Eastwood. But there's a difference between being dysgenic and being asymmetrical. You do need to have certain classically attractive features to pull this off.
I am aware that the word schizo has become overused here, but I really feel that in the past 2 years the amount of actually mentally ill posts has increased.
10 years ago I would assume OP is exaggerating for a joke, now with post like these it feels like they are made with sincere intent
I have the impression that lookism thesis are nordicism in disguise. Your ideal of beauty is nordic phenotype, which is in fact an inferior hunter-gatherer race who was conquered by both neolithic farmers and steppes herders. This phenotype is the only trace who remains from this inferior race.
>our ideal of beauty is nordic phenotype, which is in fact an inferior hunter-gatherer race who was conquered by both neolithic farmers and steppes herders. This phenotype is the only trace who remains from this inferior race.
this is completely historically inaccurate
It's accurate and It's about proto-history.
It's still a complete worship of primitive nordic features like squared chins and hunter eyes which are semi-mongoloids.
>It's accurate and It's about proto-history.
no at all, you saw a meme on /misc/ I gather and wikipediaed the subject I'm guessing?
Then explains why it is not accurate. /misc/ are nordic worshippers and wiki said nothing about it.
it's not accurate because most "nordic" features in modern europoor populaces come from germanic invasions millennia after whatever the hell you are talking about
I’ve been to a lookism forum and they don’t have a high opinion of Nordic men, they call them "nerdic" men. Blonde hair on guys never looks good 99% of the time, just makes them seem feminine
okay now how do you fix this? Please Cinemaphile sirs i need to know
If Homelander is so genetically perfect why is he a manlet?
center of mass, harder to topple.
He can fly though, so his center of mass should be up higher like an airplane's. Therefore, he should have giant breasts. Show saved, you can thank me later.
maybe that's why he's so obssessed with breasts.
wtf is going on here. y'all are nuts
>y'all
this is the least funny forced meem since the oval
Any random kpop idol will mog him.
get your eyes checked, what the frick is that thing
>Any random kpop idol will mog him.
this is probably ironic post but if not imagine the ugly ass cavegoblin poster
No joke this is what Russians look like nowadays. Same way Americans will eventually all look half black and half Hispanic in the near future.
not really
You guys realise that slight facial asymmetry is attractive right? True symmetry pushes you into uncanny valley territory, there's an artificiality to it that's off-putting.
t. coping human picasso.
I bet you think the pussy only has sensation to a depth of 4 inches too.
The reality is literally you guys posting objectively attractive people with these lines? Are we supposed to think "oh wow, guess the world was wrong about Brad Pitt being good looking"? Come on.
> oh wow, guess the world was wrong about Brad Pitt being good looking
Yes, because they were. Pitt sold his soul to Hollywood so he could pretend to be chad.
You're arguing with mentally ill people who are terminally online
you're right, I honestly don't know why I bothered
took the bait like an idiot
this thread is full of memes and meme lines and actors with tilted faces. many got baited and it got me many (you)s. Obviously brad pittu is a perfect looking fella.
Brad Pitt kinda looks like a monkey with a shaved head. Pretty handsome with hair though.
except in reality it doesnt.
those test where they mirrored each side of the face are kinda bullshit.
women are attracted to symmetry like shit attracts flies. we men too.
And yet the most attractive people in the world aren't even symmetrical.
Yes they are.
You realize hollywood doesn't put attractive people in films, right? Because attractive people look so perfect they don't even look like people, they have no brand value. But a freak like Angelina Jolie, or that tall star wars guy, or that ayylamoo-looking chess-chick, those have memorable faces. Hideous ones, but memorable.
>they don't even look like people
Yeah and that's not attractive.
>Hideous ones
You're dishonest and using the worst examples on purpose. There's plenty of attractive people in Hollywood. Always has been.
this is both true and untrue. hollywood is filled with plenty of prefect looking symmetric people.
you really think hollywood heartthrobs are not perfectly good looking people?
>except in reality it doesnt.
except in reality you don't really notice it unless it's really sever because watching at a face in motion and watching at a face on a photo are 2 completely different things
I think he has gay lips
b***h is repulsive with her uneven eyes. literal hunchback of notre dame tier. I wouldnt...
>t.
I'm 100% positive that the average IQ of this thread is 70
its probably 69
> my IQ is 143
> means the average IQ among people in this thread who aren't me is around 50
top kek feels good to be on top.
>My IQ is 166
Honestly, just feels lonely.
I dont get it
people are symmetrical
sirs, stop it
What the frick is that actually madonna?
no its madonut
AAAAHHHHHHH
dysgenic
Jensen has the perfect mix of feminine eyes and mouth with a masculine jaw and deep voice. Dude's a number one panty wetter, meanwhile the other SPN guys are only desired by fat latinas and ugly asians.
Jensen frick off.
it's OVER
maybe if you spent less time drawing lines on other dudes' faces you'd pull some b***hes