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I read his review. His complaints basically boiled down to it having a white English MC and "the heroes being too morally ambiguous".
Why are jeets like this?
Indian culture is all about integrity and respect. The stories and heroes in Indian mythos always do the right thing no matter the personal cost to themselves. They absorb these values in themselves and live life like these heroes
A show about being acting selfishly would not resonate with them
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect.
You'd never guess it from dealing with them
This. I swear every week I get at least 5-10 phone calls from obvious Indian scammers. It's always some stupid shit like "SARS I AM PHONING U WITH BETTER OFFER THAN O2 MOBILE PHONE SARS".
I usually just keep saying "what" until they hang up.
It's annoying but at the same time their shitty efforts at scamming people is hilarious. Who the frick falls for this shit?
>Who the frick falls for this shit?
literal morons and 90 year old grandmas with dementia, which makes it much less funny
>Who the frick falls for this shit?
My parents fell for two seperate pajeet scams. Well, almost fell for it if I didn't get involved.
Scam 1: Someone called saying they were from Apple. I forgot what they said their purpose was but they managed to convince my dad to install one of those programs that lets you remotely control someone else's PC for tech support purposes. Later that night I noticed someone tried to buy $500 of XBox gift cards on their Amazon account. Pajeet would have gotten away with it if Amazon didn't put a hold on the account for suspicious purchases.
Scam 2: Someone made a fake FB profile of my mom's friend. Scammer went through the woman's friend list and probably tried to scam everyone stupid enough to fall for the bait. First they talked normally. Then the scammer brought up having medical problems, but they were covered by a government program that gave them $500,000 for free because they're an elderly citizen. They mentioned that they thought my mom was on the list too because they saw her name. My dad being a greedy, gullible moron took the bait and was bugging my mom to call the government agency giving away $500,000 for free, because he's too autistic to handle shit like that by himself. I tried to tell him it was a scam and he fricking yells at me telling me the lady was a good Christian lady and she would never scam us. Eventually I tell them to call the lady on her home number and ask if they talked to my mom recently. Lady said no and my dad now had to pretend that his moronic ass wasn't ready to give a complete stranger his bank account information because he thought he was getting $500,000 for free.
My parents are both nurses, so they're not both complete morons. But man they have no street smarts at all.
Yeah but as soon as you get on the phone with an Indian it's so fricking obvious they're trying to scam. Most of them can't even speak proper English.
>$500,000 for free
lul
>I usually just keep saying "what" until they hang up.
Stone Cold would be proud
Good morning sir!
Ah I forgot, it's a chud board
Lmao I live in Japan and there are a shitton of you morons fricking everywhere. Some of the WORST fricking immigrants in the world. You guys don't even bother integrating
Truly disturbing, it's going to be a pajeet planet and they won't learn one thing
planet of the apes wasn't science fiction
it was anticipation
Indians are the most duplicitous and asskissing asians.
SIR, DO NOT REDEEM! I'm tired of pajeet talking over me and dismissing all my opinions, only for him to realize I was right and then try to present my opinion as his own.
Every board with a modicum of honesty is a chud board. Sorry.
How do you know we aren't a bunch of terminally icked hot women?
>ARE YOU MAD?!? ARE YOU MAD?!? MA’AM WHY DID YOU REDEEM?! WHY DID YOU REDEEM MA’AM!!! MARKABUUUUUULL!
Frick yourself shitskin poop-eater soulless staring rapist freak
You also forgot that Indians are almost entirely subhuman
BLOODY CHUD BASTAD
>They absorb these values in themselves and live life like these heroes
KEK
>A show about being acting selfishly would not resonate with them
Good morning, Sir
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect.
haha best post on the board right now
This post could only have been crafted by a White man.
i thought it was only about shitting in the streets
well memed
And look at India now.
I remember reading a book on Indian mythology as a kid, and one of the stories always stuck with me because of the conveniently flexible morality. It was a part from one of their big war epics, the Mahabarata or one of those. One of the heroes was known for always telling the truth. There was a hero on the other side, let's say, Kumar, who had a brother who shared his name with an elephant, let's say Ranjeet. The guys on side A killed this elephant, and then went and told Kumar that Ranjeet had died. Kumar went to confirm with the really honest guy, who replied "the elephant Ranjeet has died" except he just said the "the elephant" part in a really low voice. Upon hearing this, Kumar killed himself in grief.
It was a story supposed to exalt cleverness, but my conclusion was "wow, what an butthole".
if you look up that story (it was some dude named Dronacharya), there's a top link to Quora where some indian guy argues against it and goes "NO IT WAS NOT A LIE IT WAS WITHIN RULES AND EVEN IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF A LIE HE DESERVED IT ANYWAYS)
It may be technical truth, but the intention is to deceive. At that point might as well just lie, I'd respect it more than that 'in a low voice' copout.
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect.
And shitting wherever you're standing.
And then eating that same shit after playing with it for a while
Indians cannot conceive of a show where the main charactars are realistic humans, who make actual real choices that benefit themselves. This is why they LOVE the MCU capeshit so much, and why their movies are like anime tier strong men with fantastical powers wooing woman and being impervious to bullets and shit.
I suspect this stems from the fact that in their own country, life is SHIT, and so they're only able to stomach anything fantastical. Anything less than a glorified isekai for infants is unacceptable to them, because their reality is already so fricking shit.
To make matters worse, any show where a man is depicted as lesser, a loser etc will never work in India, because men are already losers and lesser people there, so they can't stomach seeing it in their media. The men are so emasculated, so weak, the only way they get power is by raping and subjugating their woman; so when they see a show about an attractive white man in a strange land making decisions in his own self interest, with a pretty asian girl being attracted to him - they see themselves, unattractive brown men, in a shithole of a land, with decisions being maden for them, not in their self interest, with absolutely females attracted to them, and they HATE IT.
I think it also has something to do with not fully grasping arcs involving starting getting humbled and having to work one's way through various trials both internally and externally. They understand having humble beginnings but not necessarily starting with a limited or even misguided set of ideas that need to evolve and adapt to reality. So you see a lot of entitlement and rape and just general chimping out when things don't work out exactly as envisioned.
damn Pajeets are still mad huh?
>English Empire
Blood bastard sir!
You literally just encapsulated the plight of the modern Southeast Asian male typical of Japan, South Korea and China
DESIGNATED
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect
>Also you were born the wrong caste so you will never be of worth or deserve any respect
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect
Bro you should write a script, this is the best comedy i've seen on Cinemaphile
ive actually read lots of indian works and indian culture is entirely about feeling inferior and poop
This. Their creation myth is literally a god god shits out India and pissed out the Indian Ocean and then jizzes out the pajeets. That’s all there is to it. That’s their creation myth.
All creation myths are moronic, dude. Every single one.
>and then one day we were just like these tiny ameboas, then fish things but then someone decided to walk on land and then we were monkies, lol,
Just today we had a tale about a couple of my c**t than had visited all over, pakistan, Sri Lanka etc.
Bet at what country they gangraped the girl. In a tourist spot, wich all over the world mafias try to maintain crime free to get sweet white-washing the money.
I don't believe anything you just said.
Indian lore like their people are full of shit and don't understand honor and loyalty lmao. The book literally equates Indians to be basic b***h savages like the Inca
put me in the screencap, /r/Cinemaphile :^)
Am I the good guy if I shit on the street?
>Ma’aaaaam, maaaa’aaaaammm whyyy are you using your brain ma’am! You have to fill the form ma’am!
That's why there's all the rape right
as a fricking leaf, I will call you a street shitter, frick off and add me to the screencap as well, enjoy my digits as well.
Do you treat your women with integrity and respect when you rape them in mass? Vile street shitting creature.
oh boi
based
I hate "le morally ambiguous" evil shithead MCs
7/10 bait
indians cheat more than anyone else, they make the chinese look honest
this is true dears,,, come to my village and i wil smack you like the dog
What the frick
Wha-?
>Indian culture is all about integrity and respect
he'd be fellating it if it was a black guy instead
he would praise it but also call it "safe"
Because much like certain other types they're turning into cultural parasites who want everyone else's shit to revolve around them, and genuinely believe they're victims unless other people are pandering to them.
Indians are people who don't want to be in the middle. At least in my mind. Just don't get this stereotype
He just wants to be the guy to take away the 100% rating, in his mind he'll always be that guy and he'll delude himself into thinking it's given him some kind of fame or infamy, when him and his review will not be remembered. At best it will be forgotten with the show, at worst the show will be remembered long after and he'll always be that douche that pissed in the punch bowl.
The only even semi-accurate assessment thus far.
>the author whose historical fictions tended to be over a thousand pages long and exclusively about white people in Asian territories
>but there’s something not quite right about asking the audience to latch onto the sole white man in a story set entirely in feudal Japan
>But perhaps because of the show’s dedication to not short-changing any Japanese character — we’re often made privy to their private conversations about the white outsider
>Meanwhile, your conditioning as a viewer of Western storytelling means that you’re automatically drawn towards Blackthorne,
Yep, the review is basically just
>MUH WHITE PERSON IN THE SHOW AAAAAIIIIEEEE
>pajeet opinions
lmao, nah
Was she that hot?
Oy vey, it's a shōah!
>shōah
funniest thing I've read on Cinemaphile so far this year
DO NOT REDEEM THE SCORE
The aznmasculine and white roasties haven't discovered it yet
god there's gonna be so much seething when the romance kicks in
I'm just pissed this shit is releasing weekly instead of all at once
The pajeet fears the samurai
>ohnononono
Lmao funny meme so original hahaha
I tried watching episode 1, it was boring as frick. Looked so cold, soulless, digital and fake. Like a Netflix show not made by Netflix
Very good, saar
the fakeness of it all makes it unwatchable for me, to a further extent, the acting is very fake and pseudodramatic as well, where theyre getting overtly emotional for stuff that doesnt warrant it, because its how modern tv works, and how its an imitation of the old tvshows acting, especially Anjins actor just seems to do an impression of chamberlain instead of giving the character his own version. and also, when you have a blue eyed character that has canonically blue eyes and its written into the story, why not cast someone with blue eyes? i only really like sanada and some of the other older japanese in it, but this doesnt warrant watching further than the first episode.
Jarvis's performance is nothing like Chamberlain's, have you watched either version? I'm often flabbergasted by the critique Cinemaphile has of various movies and shows, it's always bizarre nonsense that implies they've never watched it.
All the complaints are from literal contrarians and coping trannies who haven't even watched the show.
because the armenian diversity hires voice isnt nearly as raspy as he conjures up in the show, just listen to a single interview you deaf, peabrained shills. he clearly is aping chamberlain
The actor changed his voice to create a character? That's illegal!
>The Indian Express
I hope you get cancer of the eyes and the balls and the tongue and you suffer for years in decrepit obscurity like the scum you fricking are
>t.
Not Indian, I just hate you in particular. Suffer. Then suffer more. Then die screaming.
I wasn't the one you were replying to, ranjeet.
>not indian
you wish every day this were the case lmao
>Not Indian, I just love you in particular. Love. Then love more. Then die loving.
>fx
sy-fy channel tier
it's the best historical show since The Terror
Rotten Tomatoes is a shitty site, never used it, i don't see the appeal.
Also, since pajeet got internet acess,everything is fricked. The imdb tops are now full of Bollywood shit.
We should ban pajeets from accessing western sites.
I always keep hearing about this can you link the list honestly I'm curious since everything I look it up I get the typical popular movies but it really does sound link something they'd do lol
I get a lot of memes on instagram making fun of Indian "cuisine" (eating literal diarrhera) and its always flooded with mad jeets who's only defense is saying shit like "at least my sister doesnt have onlyfans :*~~)"
Its crazy to me how giga shitholes like india, russia and balkan nations have the most ultranationalistic people on earth
bastard saar
bloody banchode basterd do not redeem the shogun sir
Can you imagine waking up and being indian
nope
What does /ourguy/ Armond White think?
>100% RT score
I don't get it why do they pretend that people saying it's good enough - worth a look = glowing review
because RT is moronic and it values anything above a 2/5 as "fresh"
so this means you can have 70 reviews that are all 3/5 and the score will be 100%
Pretty sure it’s 3/5 bud, <60% is “not fresh.”
>turn on what I think is going to be nip kino based on how you mfs talk about it
>see a white guy
>turn it off
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Shogun is just reddit tier le ebin isn't nippon so cool and wacky weebshit
I just like watching kino about a white man in a savage environment, really shows examples of superiority
>The Indian express
> Rotten Tomatoes has assembled a team of curators whose job it is to read thousands of movie and TV reviews weekly. The team collects movie and TV reviews from Tomatometer-approved critics and publications every day, generating Tomatometer scores. Our curators carefully read these reviews, noting if the reviews are Fresh or Rotten, and choose a representative pull-quote. Tomatometer-approved critics can also self-submit their reviews.
Wait, they do it manually? I thought it was algorithmic. That's pretty lame.
Why are you guys shilling for this remake so hard?
Don't you mean redeeming?
No, why would I mean that?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
why did reviews / reviewers suddenly become so important in society ?
>based
>I hate "le morally ambiguous" evil shithead MCs
Kek poojeets still crying over losing the cricket world cup to the based Aussies
KWAB
Too American of a show
I could watch the Japs walk around grassy fields reciting haikus instead but everything has to be a spectacle
SARS