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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source

    https://comicbookmovie.com/tv/marvel/marvel-zombies/the-marvels-star-iman-vellani-shares-marvel-zombies-update-and-confirms-ms-marvel-is-the-shows-lead-a208101

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know half of Cinemaphile hates her because she's a street shitter, but she is unironically the only good thing about The Marvels.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this tbh, iman is a sensible whuman being that openly shit on marvel prior to gen 4

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was nothing good about the marvels simp

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is impervious to your petty insults

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a good response

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately this response only gets you so far. Sure it's very mentally healthy but then when

      1. Bob Iger calls you into his office and says don't ever say his name again or else
      2. Bob Iger says your movies better start sellin' tickets or you ain't getting cast again

      Then things start to become an issue. Because human society isn't about what's good for your mental health, it's about breaking down humans into literal shambling zombies through stress, competition, social pressures, backstabbing and frontstabbing. That is the human world.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm an actor. I act.
      She has a MUCH better attitude than some other actresses I can think of. Not gonna watch her movies or anything but I like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, suck if Bob Iger

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we finally moving from metaverse to monsterverse?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss marlel

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get it, Disney masochistically loves to lose money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The head of MCU and Lucasfilm are idiot feminists. Kathleen Kennedy does a lot of self-inserting with her british brunette leads, and some Marvel exec is a pakistani lady whi is really pushing paki marvel hard. The blind leading the blind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to shrink to a certain size to be able to take different advantages. You think these people play the same game we do? Look up "Hollywood Accounting" to see how everything is a """loss""" for tax purposes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man I can't wait to see uhhhh that guy who died from the first Avengers, a couple side characters from the TV Shows and probably Wong or something become ZOMBIES!!!!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put this chick in a leotard with a boob window and anything she's in would be a billion dollar winner. There's such a disconnect with hollywood and reality. Every 12 year old girl has suggestive photos on instagram but this booby monster adult actress needs to dress like a civil war nurse for reasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the trips of truth have spoken
      modern casting directors don't know shit, remember the casting director for the shitcher actually unironically admitting she cast certain women to "challenge beauty"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically, very halal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're absolutely disgusting to even suggest she would ever agree to such vile objectification of women and setting herself be targeted by the male gaze.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FAT! Would not bang.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she belongs in gangbang and/or heavy bondage porn, not film

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically release weinstein from prison. hollywood was hotter

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney, listen. What you woke homosexuals never get is that you do not tell the market want to want. You're not going to lecture or insult people into giving you money, you give the audience what they want or you go bankrupt, period.

    Kamala Khan will never be a profitable character. You premiered her in her own comic, it sold like shit and was rebooted. You gave her a second one with a new writer and again it sold like shit. You made her the star of a bunch of events, which all sold like shit. You put every popular character you have in her book and it still sold like shit. You put her with the Inhumans, sold like shit. You put her with the X-Men, sold like shit. Avengers, sold like shit. You gave her a team all her own with hip, young heroes. It sold like shit.

    You made her the star of the Avengers video game produced by Square. It was a massive bomb. You put her in a cartoon called Marvel Rising. No one fricking watched it. You gave her her own live action show where you safely completely changed her power because no one cared about her so no one cared that her powers were changed. Least watched show ever on Disney+. More people watched WILLOW and She-Hulk than Ms. Marvel. You fricking killed her off in Spider-Man and NOBODY GAVE A SHIT. You paired her romantically with easily the second most popular X-Men character Cyclops, the needle did not fricking move.

    You just made a sequel to Captain Marvel, a movie which made a billion dollars and you put this character in it and it struggled to make 100mil. Has it even hit that yet? Biggest bomb of the year. Most massive failure of your entire brand.

    Kamala Khan is not going to happen, stop trying to make her happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you do not tell the market want to want. You're not going to lecture or insult people into giving you money, you give the audience what they want or you go bankrupt, period.

      This is what the phrase "The customer is always right" originally meant. You can have all the test audiences and focus groups and market researchers in the world tell you X is what the people want, but if they don't buy it, then you were simply wrong. It's not the customers' fault your shit isn't selling, it's yours for trying to sell shit. Companies have lost sight of this simple fact, and at this rate I'm not sure if they're going to be able to course correct.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have read posts that focus groups are heavily hand-picked and sabotagued to tell execs what they want to hear. And activists see it as het another venue to lie and slant to push their shit. So they are getting garbage data that says audiences love ugly gay nogs in everything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And activists see it as het another venue to lie and slant to push their shit. So they are getting garbage data
          I saw a video that confirmed this like a year ago. All the writers at Marvel and DC had a big zoom call they I guess didn't think the public would see and it was disgusting, it confirmed all the worst conspiracy theories about what they were doing. They went over how:

          -Their long-term plan is to make every single character gay or trans until that's the norm and the straight characters are the mocked minority.
          -They use creative accounting and biased polls to feed the higher ups bullshit numbers asserting their political garbage can be profitable.
          -They're all former fan fiction writers who got into writing comic books explicitly for this purpose.
          -The woman who was the big wig at DC explicitly stated her main goal was to take Superboy and Robin and pair them romantically and she'd effectively achieved that goal by getting them to write Superman's son as gay and Robin as bisexual. Her entire career was built off a desire to see two fictional underage boys buttfrick.
          -They go through their future plans, among them they mentioned making Cyclops, Wolverine and Jean a three-way relationship with the trio each fricking one another and several spoke up about their desire to re-write Wolverine as an ftm troony because quote "Come on, he's 5'3! He's so trans-coded!"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marvel and DC do not sell any comics and are kept on life support by the bigger companies so they let the crazies run the madhouse. If you think Disney and Pixar are crazy the comics division is 100x worse since at least the film studios are trying to make something people watch.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the problem is more a matter of selection bias. When you go out looking for people to be in a test audience or focus group, you're going to attract the kind of person that wants to be in a focus group. I.E. the kind of moron that overvalues their own opinion and wants to have some kind of effect on a project. They're going to tell you to change x, y, and z even if it's good and shouldn't be changed, because that's why they showed up to the focus group in the first place.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should quit the MCU and become my breeding sow. It would be a win-win

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artwork shown off last year depicted Ms. Marvel alongside Shang-Chi, Jimmy Woo, Hawkeye (Kate Bishop), Yelena Belova, Death Dealer, Red Guardian, and Katy.

    Those are the leads? Yeah going to be a hard pass for me

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    based. capeshit is killing itself. the world is healing.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt she a Muslim? Idk bros I feel like my israeli friends are being violated here.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... BOTH Marvel Zombies AND Young Avengers? WTF!

    Gotta be cause they got this little fat brown girl for pennies on the dollar. Works for peanuts.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel Zombies
    >franchise is dead but still staggering on
    Pottery

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find disney's insane dedication to barreling headlong down into the dregs of what capeshit has to offer far more interesting and entertaining than the movies they make nowadays. zombie earth is such a fricking meme and they're just going right into it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there isn't a decent comedy film/tv show about a hack studio that's pumping out endless capeshit with increasingly low effort

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this fat b***h get so many chances while xocheeto is relegated to dancing with the stars?

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